TITLE: Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
RATING: K
PAIRING: None
NOTES: Unadulterated stupidity… probably because I'm getting ye olde wisdom teeth out tomorrow, and I need an outlet for the nervous energy. Just some pure crack, 33 percent bonus because I couldn't make it 100 words. Drabble-and-a-third. Oh, and obviously, Metalocalypse is (c) Small and Blacha, and Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is (c) They Might Be Giants, The Four Lads, the Tiny Toons people, etc. Not me.
Istanbul ( Not Constantinople)
" - and from there, Istanbul. Any questions?"
"Uhhh, yeah… I thought we'd be in… that other city instead." Nathan spoke up.
"Which other city?" said Ofdensen, mildly confused.
"The, uh.. Other one… starts with a C…"
Charles frowned and tried to think like Nathan. "Nathan. Do you mean Constantinople?"
Nathan nodded. "Nathan, Istanbul IS Constantinople," Charles informed him. "But…" and here he struggled to think of what might make Nathan understand. "But now it's Istanbul. Not Constantinople." he finished lamely.
Satisfied, Nathan nodded. "Like how New York was New Amsterdam." he said. The only sound breaking the following uncomfortable silence was Skwisgaar contemplating how his "dates ins Constantine's opal woulds be waitings in Istanbul. I loves it."
Charles just sighed.
-fin-