~20 ways to annoy Dimentio~ (Plus EXTRAS)
1. Talk in third person (Check!)
2. Ask him if you can barrow his clothes. If he asks why? And he will, trust me. Tell him you need a really stupid costume for a party, and you thought his would be perfect. (Check a roon!)
3. Stare at him (Don't blink just stare) when he asks why? Say nothing and walk away. (Checkide check !)
4. Ask him what the h#11 was the point of 256? Was it his fav number? (heehee check)
5. Ask him why Dimension D is green? (Why not purple and yellow it IS his dimension after all) (Check WARNING CONTAINS BRICKS!)
6. Yell "GREEEEN!" at random moments. (XD LOL check)
7. interrogate him with questions like "So how are your betrayal plans coming?" or "Did you die in SPM on purpose? Was that part of your plan?" or, "Any plans with Mimi tonight?" (heeheehee MWAHAHAHA) (Check WARNING contains jesters wearing tinker bell costumes)
8. Put glitter on his mask! (Check, check and check)
9. Spend a day handcuffed to the Count! (heehee) (ChEcK)
10. Release fan girls (but make sure they've got shock collars on in case things get a little out o hand)
11. Play something that make him want a sandwich, and whenever he makes a sandwich, make a loud noise somewhere else. When he goes to investigate, eat his sandwich. Repeat as many times as it takes for him to figure it out. (Belongs to Michaiah)
12. Glue his mask to his face. (Belongs to Michaiah)
13. Tackle him whenever he goes into another room. (Belongs to Michaiah)
14. (Ask Mimi to help you with this one.) Redesign Dimension D and make it look like Mimi's room, but even girlier. (This is also effective, if not more, if you do this to his room.) (Belongs to Michaiah)
15. Begin a hushed conversation when he enters the room, glancing over at him evilly and grinning. When he asks you what you're talking about, stare at him for a few seconds, then laugh evilly and walk out. Repeat this until he's very, very nervous and paranoid. Then pour hot coffee on him and watch him sigh in relief that it's not something worse, then scream! (Belongs to Michaiah)
16. When he goes into his room, pretend to be eating his stuff. When he asks you why you're eating his stuff, say "It's colorful and delicious." (If any of it is absolutely NOT colorful and he looks at your strangely, spit out whatever it is and scream! (Belongs to Michaiah)
17. When he walks by three words "Paint ball gun." Load a paint ball gun with pain balls, (Duh) READY! AIM! FIRE! (Made by my sister greywolf16)
18. Laugh at him. When he asked, just laugh some more.
19. Let Alec stay over. (Alec is an OC who Dimentio hates very much he's number uhh *looks at profile* he is number 27 on my OC's list)
20. While your talking to him scream, point behind him and run. Repeat till he's scared and glue his head to his pillow.
(When I come up with more I'll add them or if someone has a really good idea and lets me use it.)
Acro: Oh come on theres MORE!
Icefox: Are you serious?
Acro: Yeah look up.
Icefox looks up: OH MY FAWFUL! 20 THINGS!
Acro: Back to the blue prints for us.
Icefox: 20!
TEN: FANGIRLS!
"Okay and to your right we have Dimentio's room." Acro said leading a bunch of fangirls down the hallway (Which still had some glitter here and there) All the fangirls gasped, "This is where he sleeps!" A red haired fangirl asked, "Yes it is it's also where me and my assistant/fellow authoress, Icefox" She pointed at Icefox who was guarding Dimentio's room. "Handcuffed him to the Count." they all giggled and gasped.
"Why is she glaring at us." Another fangirl asked, Acro looked at Icefox sure enough she was glaring, "I don't know, Ice! Why are you glaring?"
"No one, NO ONE is allowed in his closet." Icefox said, "Ah yes," Acro turned back to the group, "Icefox has been sighted several times going through his closet, also we have worn his clothes." They all gasped, "So you-you've had Dimentio's poncho on before?" One girl asked, "Yes and also on the second floor you can find the surveillance cameras and you can watch the crazy stuff that happens at Castle Bleck, now, lets go to the meeting room…." Dimentio's door opened and Icefox turned scared, everyone looked as Dimentio came out, "Oh dear," Acro ran back to his room, "Hey Dim's whatcha doing up so early."
"Wha- oh I couldn't sleep," He replied tired, All the fangirls stood shocked and amazed. "Who, are, who are they?" Dimentio asked still tired, Acro looked at Icefox for help, "she said, "Uh your still asleep," Acro did a face palm, "I am?" Dimentio said.
"Yo Ice, he's sleep walking and talking." Sure enough Dimentio's eyes were droopy and he was roc king back and forth on his kegs. "Oh my Fawful."
Acro turned back to her tour, "We'll be right back." She turned and just barely had enough time to catch Dimentio as he fell forward, "Ice help me." Acro said, Icefox picked up his feet but dropped them ,"Wait why do I have to carry the feet." Acro looked at her like she had extra limbs growing out her ears (Ow that'd hurt) "Oh just help me." Icefox sighed and picked up his feet, they carried him in his room and set him down on his bed, "Sleep Dim's okay?" Acro said and Dimentio turned over and buried his face/mask in the pillow.
They backup, "OH MY GOSH IT'S DIMENTIO!" The fangirls screamed and ran in the room, Icefox and Acro pressed themselves against the wall on either side of the door.
"Oh dear Grambi." Icefox said at all the girls crowding the jesters bed.
They all started talking, "Ohh Dim's gonna KILL me!" Acro whined pulling at her hair, "Come on, I got and idea." Icefox pulled her to the closet and closed the door, "AHHHHH!"
"Dimentio's awake." Icefox said walking forward. "Ice where are we, WOW, his closet is huge." Acro said looking around, "What guy needs this much clothes?" She wondered as Icefox pulled her forward. "I found him while you were tying Dimmy to the fan," She pressed a green button. "And I've been rebuilding him since."
Acro looked at the thing that rose from the floor below….'L's room!' "Oh ho this is gonna be fun!" she said rubbing her hand together.
Dimentio clung to his fan which one of the fangirls turned on, he looked down at them, "They're like sharks." he moaned, 'I can't stay up here forever.' he thought, just as he was about to let go, "GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" They all looked at the closet doors, which busted off their hinges. 'No it can't be…Super Dimentio!' (A?N I always thought Chaos Dimentio would be better I haven't played the game in a while so yeah…if its wrong well screw the internet it told me wrong)
All the fangirls stood in shock at the giant creature, "GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" It shouted, on top of its hat Acro and Icefox stood, "Step out of the room and no one gets hurt!" Acro shouted through a mega phone. Icefox slide down into Super Dimentio's eye and messed with a few controls, one of the hands (?) reached up and Dimentio fell on it, the hand (?) moved and he jumped off landing next to Acro, who smirked, "That's right girls OUT!" Super Dimentio ushered them out, "Thank you and residents of Castle Bleck please remember to not fed the Fangirls. Thank you and enjoy the rest of your day." Acro said before sliding down next to Icefox who was pulling leavers. Out in the hallway the girls screamed, "Okay one, they saw Count, two They fell in Icefox's trap." Acro said, Icefox looked down.
"Back, Back I SAY!" Acro said poking the fangirls .(Which did fall in Ice's trap) with a metal pole. She heard a strange sound and pulling out the METAL pole she found that it was eaten, it wasn't even half its height any more. "Oh dear Grambi."
"Acro will you clam those beast down!" Icefox shouted covering her ears, "Hey I'm not the one who set a trap for them to-" A knock at the door stopped her from finishing her sentence. Acro got wide eyed and covered the cage the girls were in with a large purple piece of fabric.
Icefox opened the door and Dimentio barged in, "I would like to know why you had fangirls here." He said angry, floating in front of the two girls who were backed up against the cage. "Make a quick buck." Acro said, Icefox elbowed her, "I have no idea what she's on." Icefox said when Dimentio raised an eyebrow, none too amused. "Okay there is a reasonable explanation for this," Icefox said, she pushed Acro forward, "Tell him Acro." she said running and hiding behind a cage.
"Heeheehee." Acro laughed nervously looking up at Dimentio. "You see-" "I know you were trying to make money but do you have to go THIS far this is a new low even for you two." Dimentio said calmly, cutting her off. Acro hung her head, "I'm sorry. Wait NEW LOW?" She looked up at him, "What we are doing here is fort the entertainment of others. We aren't nor shall we ever STOOP LOW as you so rudely said." Dimentio floated back a little, shocked by the timid authors outburst. "And another thing, this is all YOUR fault!" she said poking him in the chest with her finger, "It is?" Icefox said, Acro glared at her, "I'll be in the closet if you need me." She said. Acro took a breath, "How is it MY fault?" Dimentio asked, "If YOU hadn't betrayed the COUNT WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE! You…You…ASSS HOLE!" She glared at him, he took another step away, the whole castle seemed to gasp. "Acro.." her eyes widened at what she had just said, she turned away ,"Leave." She said darkly, Icefox came out of the closet, "Okay." she said sadly, "NOT YOU!" Acro snapped, "Him," She hissed pointing at Dimentio.
Dimentio snapped his fingers and left.
Acro walked over and unveiled the glaring fangirls. "Acro…what are you doing?" Icefox asked. Without answering she dragged the cage out of the room, and set it up in front of Dimentio's. Icefox followed her, "Acro you're not really gonna…" Acro opened the door to it and the fangirls ran out and into Dimentio's room, "You. Did." Icefox said realizing Acro wouldn't talk till she was calm again.
Acro smirked as she heard Dimentio's scream.
*Says nothing*