"YOU MUSTN'T REPAIR THAT! IT'S NOT WHAT IS WANTED!" Bliing shouts, blaring his airhorns between every syllable. Scopey nods in agreement, initiating his tertiary ultimate. The weed zombies absorb what is left of the Dew and Doritos and ascend to become quickscoping Weed Goliaths. The Goliaths tear the Bojangler to shreds, leaving Golden Weaver incapable of doing anything whatsoever to stop them. Suddenly, the remnants of the Bojangler begin glowing fiercely, and Archangel Demigod Dooris emerges, shooting light into the hearts of all the goliaths, destroying them. Scopey screams in terror, upset that all his minions had died. Unfortunately for Scopey, in thinking this, he had brought forth a horde of edgy barbarian minions, who tore his bony body to smithereens in an instant and a half.
Archangel Demigod Dooris repairs the Bojangler, as Bliing yells more and more to stop. Golden Weaver chuckles at Bliing's pain because he's probably a sadist. Dooris gets into the driver's seat and prepares to party. Golden Weaver gets in the back, and Prototype Max tries to steal the keys from Dooris, who eats them to keep them safe. The savage minions finish tearing apart every molecule of Scopey's body, and set their bloodthirsty sights on the Bojangler. Realizing he is unsafe, Bliing reluctantly gets into the Bojangler to escape the minions, which can be heard banging against the walls of the ship. Bliing stupidly leaves the door open though, and the minions rush in and try to attack him. Bliing starts blaring airhorns so loud that the minions' heads begin to explode. This kills most, but not all, of the minions. Dooris demands that everybody escape to the roof so that the remaining minions do not kill them, opening the ladder and climbing up it.
Golden Weaver follows Dooris up, but the ladder breaks after he reaches the top. The two watch in horror as the minions devour Bliing and Prototype Max, the sound of minion noises and airhorns blending into a chaotic cacophony of creeps. The minions reassamble outside, and form into the unholy savage minion giant, Megaminion. Megaminion grabs the Bojangler and dangles it over his open mouth. "Solve my riddle and I won't eat you," warns Megaminion to Dooris and Golden Weaver. Golden Weaver makes a web platform to stand on and tries to shoot at Megaminion, to no avail. This triggers Archangel Demigod Dooris's spider allergy, causing him to stumble backwards and slip right into Megaminion's gaping maw. Dooris screams as he dies for the third time, this time at the hands of the teeth of a gigantic minion. Wardsome Wardrobe tries to help Golden Weaver shoot at Megaminion.
Golden Weaver realizes Megaminion won't be killed like this, and politely asks what the riddle is, as ERROR_Stars watches all this chaos from a safe distance away. Megaminion lets out a deep, hearty laugh, followed by a burp. "If George Washington was a dog, what kind would he be?" inquires Megaminion to his captive audience, holding Wardsome in one hand and Golden Weaver in the other. Wardsome grabs Golden Weaver's phone and starts spamming the Roblax death sound. Megaminion waits for the answer as a sign hits him in the head, which he doesn't read. Golden Weaver's eyes light up. "I know! A golden retriever!" exclaims Golden Weaver. Megaminion looks Golden Weaver in the eyes, licking his lips. "WRONG!" bellows Megaminion, swallowing both Golden Weaver and Wardsome whole instead of chewing them like he did with Dooris.
"Man, I HATE vore," says Wardsome, as a laugh track plays in the background. ERROR_Stars uploads a video of this encounter to Youtube, and gets mad views from a lot of vore fetishists. ERROR_Stars gets a nice laugh out of reading the comments, like "God I wish that were me", "NO PLS DON'T EAT ME XD", and "This video is Huatastic", among many others. Megaminion is embarrassed at all this attention, and decomposes into a handful of regular size minions, one of them still having Wardsome and Weaver inside somehow, but they can't find a way out. The minions run away, scared at what may become of them if they don't. Wardsome calls out into the abyss, and Spines McGee comes out, but he is not inside of the minion.
ERROR_Stars passes the time not by reading, but by completing puzzles like mazes. Spines McGee flies around ERROR_Stars trying to get their attention unsuccessfully, completely ignoring the minion that is digesting Wardsome and Weaver. ERROR_Stars tries to shut off flying again, but Spines stays flying anyways. ERROR_Stars continuously tries to make Spines bugger off, but Spines McGee somehow stays through every attack. ERROR_Stars puts Spines in a box and tells him he won't be let out until he agrees to go away. Unfortunately, this backfires because Spines McGee is an edgy rebel, and he chooses instead to stay in the box, hissing loudly. ERROR_Stars sighs and teleports the box with Spines in it out of the Astral Realm entirely.
From another portal falls Boring Brick, an ordinary, boring brick with nothing special about it. A shadowy armored boat also comes out of a very large portal, crushing Rekful Youmote Gal to death in the process, and crushing her dreams too so she has nothing to be determined for. ERROR_Stars observes Boring Brick in all of its boring bricky glory, and begins stroking the brick. ERROR_Stars decides to turn Boring Brick into Tigris the tiger, and keep it as a pet. Bookman, TSTCL, and Someone Else, lord of something, return to the scene after they had taken a break for ice cream. GodTale Sans also appears, and starts questioning where ERROR_Stars is from. ERROR_Stars says that they came from Drawception and Meinkraft.
A small portal appears in the bottom of the crater and margo walks out, waiting to see what will happen. The door of the boat that arrived earlier bursts open. It's Leif Erikson, king of the vikings! Leif throws back his head and lets out a mighty yodel of "HINGA DINGA DURGEN!", attracting another boat to come near. From this boat steps Gunnar Hamundarson, who responds to the call with an equally mighty screech of "YERGA HINGER DINGER!". Meanwhile, a familiar Ford® Fusion appears, with a La Cucaracha horn blaring. It's Jesus! He's back! ERROR_Stars pushes the two boats into the crater, and Leif and Gunnar go chasing after them. Margo tries to climb out of the crater quickly to avoid death by boat. She finds herself unable, but Jesus throws her a jetpack, which should ideally be able to assist her escape. Unfortunately, the jetpack is leaking, there isn't a whole lot of fuel, and all she has with her is an Eminem album. Margo gets depressed at this, and has to be cheered up by Someone Else.
ERROR_Stars points out that there is now a big staircase that margo can use to escape. Margo climbs the staircase enough that the boats don't kill her before deciding to question the staircase. GOD_DOGE, borker of worlds, appears in the sky, and speaks directly to margo. "I created those stairs, as you are destined to become the next GOD_meme." Upon hearing this, margo begins the process of ascension up the stairs. Somehow, Golden Weaver managed to ascend within the belly of the minion. He awakens in a pile of chicken and fries as the Emerald Spider, and climbs right out of the minion's mouth. Wardsome sends a distress signal to Emerald Spider, hoping to be freed from the minion. Spines McGee fidgets inside of his prison, but still doesn't want to come out. Emerald Spider looks for the nearest McDonald's, before realizing that the nearest McDonald's is Wardsome Wardrobe. Emerald Spider shrinks himself down and enters Wardsome, finding that all of the dead Dominators are either working there or eating there.