"Oh this is so bad..." Wendy's silky black hair hung like a dark vail in front of her face, blocking view of her apprehensive expression. She bit her lip nervously as she gazed at the paper in her hand and shook her head. "This is so so bad, Bebe! What are we going to do?" She asked and glanced up at the blond girl.

The blond in question sat across the room on a stool before a tall mirror. She had a towel around her shoulders and her freshly washed hair laid in damp coils down her back. "Chill out, Wen." She said while re-applying her make up. "So we fucked with one of the lists, who cares?"

"I care Bebe!" Wendy has never cheated or lied or stole anything in her whole life, and this was worse then all of those. "And the others wouldn't sparkle about this if they find out...Oh god, we could get kicked out of the list making comity for this!" She buried her head in her hands in frustration. How could she have been so stupid? She should have known this was a bad idea from the start.

Bebe just rolled her eyes. "Oh come on Wendy, it's not that bad. It's not the first time anyone has messed with the lists, remember? And I bet that everyone in the comity lied about their weight when we made the list about fattest girls in school. There's not a chance in hell that Rebbecca is only ninety five pounds."

"That's not the point though," Wendy insisted. "Those were just faulty answers, we actually tampered with a list!"

"So?"

"So? Bebe! We lied to everyone, we cheated. And for what? To mess with the boys. Was it even worth it?" Wendy flopped back on the bed she was sitting on. Books and papers were scattered around her but she wasn't in the mood to do her homework right now. She was too upset to concentrate on anything right now.

"I think it was totally worth it." Said Bebe with a catty grin. She stood from the stool, the towel slipping from her shoulders and onto the floor, and went to sit on the bed beside the dark haired girl. "Did you see their faces? It was hi-fucking-larious. And besides, I did it for you. You said that you wanted to get back at Stan for dumping you."

"Not like this Bebe..." Wendy sighed and brought the list up to her face so she could examine it again. "Not like this."

"Jeez Wen!" The blond girl heaved and crossed her arms behind her head, falling back on the bed next to her paranoid friend. "You act like we killed someone."

"We might as well have. Stan's a jerk but the other guys didn't deserve it. We embarrassed them so much I bet they wished they were dead." No longer able to face the guilt, Wendy tossed the list aside and covered her eyes. "God, I feel so naughty!"

Bebe's lips curled upward in a mischievous smile. "Oh really? This makes you feel naughty?" She sat up then and moved to straddle Wendy's thin torso between her pale thighs. Wendy blushed when she saw that Bebe's dark skirt was rumpled up to her hips, showing off more of her pretty legs. But her gaze was forced back up when the blond girl spoke again:

"Well then I wonder how dirty you will feel after I'm done with you!" She practically purred.

Wendy didn't have time to reply before she felt Bebe's hot lips on hers. She didn't respond until she felt two playful hands grab at her budding breasts. She quickly swotted Bebe's hands away and shoved her off. "Gross. I wish you wouldn't do that!"

"What?" Bebe giggled, acting cute. "You never complain when I kissed you before. And you know how much I love grabbing those tiny boobies of yours!"

"Not that!" The color in the dark haired girls face returned tenfold. "I...I just wish you'd at least wear panties if your going to mount me like that!" Her voice was but a whisper at the last part. "And their not small...their just still growing!"

Hysterical laughter tore from Bebe's throat in deep gasps. "Your a riot, Wendy." Holding her sides, the blond wiped a stray tear from under her eye. "But don't act like you don't love looking at my naked ass when my skirt goes up!" To prove her point, Bebe lifted her skirt up and flashed her butt to her friend, causing Wendy to blush darker.

"That's not funny, Bebe!" Wendy turned away from her still giggling best friend, her voice suddenly becoming softer. "But I'm serious. I don't know how I could ever make it up to those poor guys..."

"Don't sweat it, Wen." Bebe sat back down on the bed. "I'm sure it was no big deal. They may have been pissed before, but they probably already forgot all about it by now. I highly doubt anything serious happened because of this stupid list. Their not ten year old little boys anymore."

Wendy just sighed, defeated. "...I hope your right, Bebe."

A/N: Little did they know that there was a huge sex orgy going on between all the boys at that very moment...

Lol, JK! XD

Ironic twist ending anyone? Yup, that's right, The Slash List was a sham all along! It was all set up by Wendy and Bebe to get back at Stan for dumbing Wendy (which has not been mentioned until now)! Hows that for a kick in the pants?

Anyway, Here's the REAL list of pairs that was made up by the list making comity (or by me, since this is my fan fiction):

1. STYLE (Stan/kyle)

2. BUNNY (Kenny/Butters)

3. DIP! ( Damien and Pip my OTP FTW! XD)

4. CREEK (Tweek/Craig)

5. GREGMOLE (Gregory and the mole, cause this pair needs more love!)

6. TYDE (Token/Clyde)

7. JIMTIM (Jimmy/Timmy. Was never mentioned but some people really wanted it in here, and I kinda like it XP sorry guys)

If this was FEMSLASH then WENBE would be up their too. I hope you Yuri fans are happy now...

And there you have it, my little sweetlings! That is the end of The List. It has been a fun ride, maybe a little difficult but fun all the same. Not to mention that this is now my most popular story! And it's all thanks to you guys and all your kind support! Internet cookies for all!

I love you guys!