"Hello 'Warriors' fans we are back once again in the world of the living!" announced Dustwhisker. "Today we are going to do a very special interview with your favorite invincible warrior, Lionblaze! So Lionblaze let's start with bloodlines first," Dustwhisker meowed. "It is probably true that you have both SkyClan and kittypet blood is that right?"
"Yes," meowed Lionblaze, "But who are you again?"
"That does not matter right now," responded Dustwhisker. "What matters, is that we have finally gotten past the boring part now let's move on to something more interesting! Now Lionblaze is it true you are descended from the first leader of WindClan, Wind?" asked Dustwhisker.
"Well, yeah," meowed Lionblaze. "I guess pretty much everyone knows that Crowfeather was my father and that he was descended from Wind."
"Ah," Dustwhisker meowed. "Very interesting; and rumor has it that you are the reincarnation Lion's Roar, an ancient is that also true?"
"Of course," responded Lionblaze. "Jayfeather, my brother told me about him."
"Now it has been said that you and Cinderheart have had kits it that true as well?" questioned Dustwhisker.
"Why yes we did," meowed Lionblaze raising his chin in pride.
"I see," responded Dustwhisker. "Even though I don't think all of those who don't support your pairing with Cinderheart would be that happy."
"Pairing?" asked Lionblaze.
"Moving on!" Dustwhisker exclaimed to avoid any awkward questions."Anyways what have you named your kits?"
"Erm, Cinderheart and I have not come up with names for them yet," meowed Lionblaze. "But we will very soon."
"Uh-huh," responded Dustwhisker. "Anyways you boast that you are invincible-."
"I don't boast," meowed Lionblaze narrowing his eyes.
"Don't interrupt when I'm meowing!" scolded Dustwhisker. "Anyways mister hot-shot you say that you can't get injured but look at your ear, it is nicked!" Dustwhisker exclaimed accusingly. "That counts as an injury!"
"Shut-up, and go away or 'mister hot-shot' is going to rip your ears off," Lionblaze meowed quietly leaning forward menacingly baring his teeth.
"Okay mister hot-shot but you are going to have to catch me first!" meowed Dustwhisker turning tail and dashing away. "Well that is all of the time we have for today folks!" he gasped between breaths. "Read in next time on the next chapter of, 'Warriors Live Interviews!'"
*Camera Cut*
Up Next: A 1,000-view SPECIAL featuring Dovewing and Ivypool in a combo interview! (As suggested by: KittyLovesManga)
