Once again, my brain has been acting up again! The writer's block is disappearing! Yay! Here is another list of rules! List 10! I once again wanted to thank some of the reviewers that suggested some rules. Thanks guys!

Evelyn's Guidelines when living in NEST CH 10

#Rule# 156: Potter Puppet Pals

(Apparently I made Red Alert fainted again when I tried doing the wizard angst)

("Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst!")

(I kept saying that while I was banging my head on Dad's desk)

(Dad was too shock to stop me)

(I felt really sleepy after an hour)

(Ratchet is using tranquilizer guns now)

(He says it's safe)

(But I say it's 'UN' safe)

#Rule# 157: Never question about Ratchet's cabinet in his med bay

(That's where he keeps his secret stash of high grade)

(I know)

(Because I took some)

("EVELYN!")

#Rule# 158: Do not ask why Ramrod's voice in the TV cartoon series 'Saber Riders' sounds a lot like Dad's (Optimus)

(Up to this day)

(We're still confused as to why their voices are the same)

(Ramrod's voice actor, remains a mystery)

#Rule# 159: If you see something VERY suspicious, IGNORE IT

(You old bots should know that Koko and Amanda are pro pranksters)

(Is a giant bucket of paint in the middle of the hangar not suspicious to you?)

(Dad, it's your fault why your hanging in the ceiling, covered in pink paint with glitters)

("Yes I know my dear daughter, now will you please put me down from here.")

(I left him there for a few hours as punishment)

#Rule# 160: Never dare the bots to watch the full edition of Nyan Pop Tarts

(I feel sorry for Perceptor)

(He glitched out after an hour of hearing Leia sing that song)

(Even Ratchet was shocked, now he's on full alert on Leia)

("Nyan-nyanyan-nyan-nyan-nyanyanyan.")

#Rule# 161: If your brain cannot absorb that much knowledge from Perceptor, then do not ask him to explain

(Even Dad was having a hard time absorbing but he was able to get it all in)

(Ratchet was able understand him, duh!)

(Mom, surprisingly understood him)

(Me, half of it)

(The Lambo twin, not so much)

(Chevy twins, don't ask)

#Rule# 162: Never say the following randomly

"I won two pounds of fat!" (Amanda did not realize that her mate is behind her) (Ratchet looks huffy)

"My ass says fuck me, while my dick says fuck you!" (Sam) (*sniff sniff* Sam did you drink my milk shake?)

"I like my hotdogs BIG and HARD." (Mom for the love of Primus! I do not want to hear about Dad's *BEEP*) (I failed to notice that Dad is behind me) (I only did when I heard a loud bang behind me) (Yep, Dad's out cold) (Again)

"How much is that nice aft?" (I think I saw Ratchet blush after Amanda said that)

"I'm pregnant!" (Jazz fainted when I said that) (Dad's in beast mode again) (Did I forgot to tell you that I was lying?)

"Pants! Ass! Testicles! Penis! All in one package!" (Uncle Roy)

"Wrenches are like metal dildos for me." (Wow Amanda) (How many times have you made Ratchet pissy?)

"May the force be with you." (Jazz and Blurr can't let that go ever since they watched the Star Wars again for the 300th time) (That became the quote before leaving on a mission)

#Rule# 163: If you see Koko and Leia has a look that they are about to ask something, leave the premises as fast as you can

(You bots should know very well that they are bad news!)

#Rule# 164: Trampoline is to be used with supervision

(Sure it's fun and all)

(But when something BAD happens)

(Prepare a pair of ear plugs)

(Because Ratchet will lecture you nonstop)

#Rule# 165: When in doubt, do not lie to the bots

(They have a good nose)

(Especially Ratchet)

#Rule# 166: Dad's file room is never to be questioned.

(I found a bunch of pictures of Mom)

(Apparently those pictures shows that she was taking a bathe)

(I didn't know Dad was a peeping tom before)

(o.O)

#Rule# 167: Never tweak the bot's holoform

(The Lambo twins had fun with this)

(Ratchet was wondering why the female soldiers are snickering at him)

(He soon found out that he was naked)

(Amanda drooled a lot)

(Same thing happened to Bumblebee)

(I didn't know his 'cybertronian play rod' was huge)

(I think Leia fainted)

#Rule# 168: Never say the following when in a meeting

*'Did you hit your head again? Of course it's pink!'* (Nice going Sam) (You pissed Mom) (Again)

*'How come pants is not included? There should be pants involve! If not pants then Angela's panties! They look more like pants than average panties!'* (Uncle Roy disappeared again)

*'It's jiggling!'*

*'Bacon strips'* (Ratchet twitches whenever bacon is mentioned)

*'I have so much balls right now, I can't stop thinking of a hole'*

*'If I put the molecule on experiment A and penetrate experiment B, what would experiment C look like?'* (I made Ratchet glitched out)

(Thankfully General Morshower doesn't take our jokes seriously, unlike some bots)

#Rule# 169: The 'dizzy game' is never to be played in the base ever again

(Leia and I like to play that game a lot)

(Though puking on Dad's foot was fun)

(He looked huffy)

#Rule# 170: Never quote 'Evolution' randomly

*'All she needs is a good humping.'* (Jazz flips Sides the bird)

*Sam! I think we've established that "Ca-caw, ca-caw" and "Tookie, tookie" don't work.'* (Though it was funny watching him do that) (With arms flapping like a bird)

*'There's always time for lubricant!'*

*'It's headed for his testicles.'* (Glenn panicked and ran around the base until he fainted on the ground)

*'I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it'* (Will and Epps having their pep talk)

*'Forget the foreplay. We just got screwed!'*

(Will and Epps got new nicknames now)

Sorry if that's all there is! I was getting a lot of writer's block! Hope you guys like the new list! Please review! X3