A/N: Double digits! High-five!! :D
And finally! Internet! Every memorial day weekend, I always go up to the happy cabin by the lake, that has no internet access. Now I'm free! XD
Kalee/hyperactiveice- Ya know... fairs are for tourists. But ya, lets both have fun while were on vacation. :)
KoloheSanji- I have never heard the term 'something is going to hit the fan'. I'm guessing that it means they're going to be so shocked they'll jump into the ceiling fan! ;) Ha! I'm going to use that some where in here...
Raven Mirta- Yeppers! The uncle is so cool. You'll see more of him later. :D
hiddenraindrops-kitsune- I'm glad that you thought last chapter was cute:3 I hope you like this one as well.
Notice- In the last chapter at the beginning... I wrote that Luffy drools Viagra falls... OMG That was supposed to be Niagara!! N! NNNNNNNNNNNNN not VVVVVVV! That was so embarrassing! (runs and hides) Luffy does not have little pills falling from his mouth as he sleeps. (I fixed that last chapter… Hehe. LONG LIVE THE BLUE PILL!)
Even though that would be funny.
Disclaimer- I don't own One Piece. Nope, never have, never will. (tear)
Sanji sat under the window of the training room. He could hear Zoro breathing noisily somewhere in the distance. He took a large puff of his cigarette and blew the smoke out of the window. Zoro didn't appreciate his smoke and he didn't appreciate Zoro taking his smokes and throwing them out of said window.
"Oi, shit head." Sanji said.
"Hn?" Zoro grunted from the other side of the room.
"I'm bored."
"Then find something to do." Zoro said from the distance.
"Easier said than done." Sanji took another quick breath of his cigarette and flicked it into the room, hoping to draw the tan man from hiding. Soon enough a heavy stomp came upon the smoldering butt of Sanji's addiction.
"The least you could do is throw these damn cancer sticks out the window after your fucking done with them." Zoro glared down at Sanji.
"Eh, I could, but I just don't feel like it." Sanji sighed. He rubbed his head. Boredom could do horrible things to your mood.
Zoro raised an eyebrow then sighed. He held out a hand for Sanji and pulled him up into a hug. Sanji leaned into the taller man and instantly regretted it.
"Oi moss head you're sweaty! Lemme go!" Sanji struggled against the larger man, but to no avail.
"I bet you wouldn't mind it if we were busy getting it on." Zoro bit at Sanji's neck.
"God Zoro is sex all you ever think about?" Sanji said annoyed, but not backing away from Zoro's touch.
"No, I think about other things too." Zoro almost protested.
"Oh really like what?"
"Well, there are sleeping, eating, sex, and bathroom needs, in that order." he said as he put a finger on his chin almost as if he were actually thinking about it.
"What? Sex comes before pissing?" Zoro nodded.
"Why not?"
"Why not indeed." Sanji muttered under his breath, but Zoro heard him any way. He was about to reply when he was interrupted.
"Sirs," came an all too familiar voice.
"What the hell do you want Osworth?" Zoro snapped, not even bothering to let Sanji go, or turn around.
"You have visitors, sirs." He said calmly, already used to walking in on Zoro and Sanji in these awkward positions.
"Who?" Sanji asked, trying not to sound too curious.
"Why it's none other than Sir Zoro's very own parents." Osworth said trying to sound happy, but the look on his face told him otherwise.
"Come on lets go." Zoro said in a low, quiet voice. Sanji only nodded and allowed Zoro to drag him around by the wrist.
I have a feeling that something is going to hit the fan... This can't possibly end well. Sanji thought.
They walked down the stairs in complete silence; all the while Zoro was fuming and muttering to himself. Then Sanji remembered why he was so nervous. Zoro had told him that his parents had always had a dislike for their son being gay. If that was all, then why was Zoro acting so nervous? Did he actually want his parents' recognition? Their acceptance? Sanji looked over at Zoro and smiled. He was so difficult to understand, but maybe that was one of those things that just attract you to the other even more.
Osworth stopped in front of the reception room doors. He turned around and eyed them, as if to say 'are you ready?'; when they nodded he turned back around to open the doors.
"Sir and Madam," Osworth said after he took a few steps into the room and bowed deeply.
"Osworth," said a gruff male voice. Osworth stood back up and moved to the side to let Zoro and Sanji through. As they walked further into the room, the two voices now came into Sanji's view. The first was a tubby man with dark green hair and an obviously large spare tire hanging over his belt line; the second was a thin woman with blonde hair and too much make-up and jewelry.
Typical rich people. Sanji thought after his examination. The woman got up and ran up to Zoro.
"Oh, my little Zoro-kins! Just look at you! You're all grown up and so handsome!" She said in a high pitched voice and pinched his cheeks.
"Hi mom," he said reluctantly. Sanji chuckled a little in his throat.
"Oh and who is this charming young man next to you." She said with an impish grin. Sanji could tell that he liked this woman already.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, m'lady. My name is Sanji." he said as he scooped her hand and placed a kiss on top of it. She started giggling like a mad woman.
"Oh my! Such a gentleman! See that Zoro-kins? You could learn a thing or two from this man."
"Did you hear that Zoro-kins? You could learn something from me." Sanji said elbowing Zoro in the ribs. He just grunted in response.
"You mean learn something from his lover?" The man got up from the couch he had been sitting on and waddled over to his wife. "Look at them, it's disgusting. I thought you were going to straighten out boy!"
Sanji could only stare as the fat man approached Zoro and grabbed him around the neck. The man shoved his fat face into Zoro's bleak one.
"Didn't I tell you that you are not a part of this family unless you get this problem of yours fixed."
Problem? Sanji thought. Zoro just continued to glare at his father.
"We raised you better than this! You want to go to the devil, you dirty fagot?!?"
Fagot? Zoro still glared, unflinching.
"Love is between a man and a woman! There is nothing between you two except your dicks!"
Only between... Sanji ripped himself out of his thoughts and glared at the fat man as if he could kill him with just looks.
"Oi! What the hell are you saying fat man! Love can be between anyone! Love is not a problem or a sickness! I don't care what you call us, I will still love Zoro! And there is nothing you and your tiny ass brain can do about it." Zoro stared at Sanji in awe. He had never heard anyone talk back to his father like that, ever.
Zoro's dad let him go and turned his glare onto Sanji, who just gave him a look of indifference.
"There is something I can do about this little mess. Blondie or whatever you name is you're fired." He spat. Zoro gave a look of mortification.
"Che, in your dreams tubby." Sanji said, a smile finding its way to his lips.
"Do I have to spell it out for you? F-I-R-E-D!" The man was red in the face with anger.
"You don't have the right to fire me. I'm in a contract with Mr. Nakano. So I guess that you'll just. Get. Over. It." Sanji set the man with another cold glare. When the man couldn't think of anything else to say he turned redder in the face.
"Dammit, Susan we're leaving!" He grabbed the woman by the wrist and headed towards the door.
"So soon? But we just met this dashing young fellow. I think we should get to know him better, especially because I have a feeling that he'll be around for a long time." She replied in an airy voice. Sanji couldn't help but to smile, he really did like that woman. When they finally left Sanji let out a breath he hadn't known he was holding. He looked over just to see that Zoro was gone.
"Ack!" He yelped in surprise when something poked him on the shoulder. He turned around and saw Osworth standing there with a look of awe. "Holy shit Osworth, you scared me pantsless!" he sighed. "Can I help you?" he asked.
"Si-- er, Sanji. Would you mind calming Sir Zoro down for me? It would not do to have him yelling and screaming at passing guests." Osworth said. Sanji looked at him with confusion but nodded in agreement anyway.
"O-okay, I'll get right on it." Sanji headed straight to their room. He wasn't sure if Zoro was even there, it was just a hunch he had. He passed up Nami and Luffy in the hall. Luffy sat against the wall and talked quietly to Nami as she cleaned. He waved to them but kept on his way, knowing that if he uttered a single syllable Luffy would be on him for the rest of the day wanting to play some odd game that he would concoct in his head. Sanji almost shivered at the thought. Last time he played with Luffy, it was some strange super hero game and Sanji was the monster. He thought those bruises would never go away.
He finally reached the room he shared with Zoro; he could hear crashes and shouts coming from the other side of the door.
This might be more difficult than I had first guessed. Sanji gulped and opened the door.
"GET THE HELL OUT!" Zoro yelled as soon as he noticed the door opening. He watched in anger as the person on the other side of the door ignored him and came it anyway. It was Sanji. He wasn't exactly upset to see the blond, but he wasn't pleased either. "What the hell do you want?" He said, venom dripping from the words.
"To watch," Sanji replied calmly. He took a quick scan of the room and took a mental note of all the holes in the walls. "What are you doing in here?"
"Being pissed. Now leave, before I hurt you." Zoro seethed.
"Hurt me? I'd like to see you try." How he remained calm, he didn't know. Zoro snorted in anger and aimed another punch at the already defiled wall.
Wham.
Another hole. Sanji looked at Zoro like he was stupid.
"Is that supposed to scare me? Or do you just hate the wall that much? 'Coz if you are trying to scare me, it ain't working, that and the wall seemed pretty innocent to me. So why don't you tell me what got you all riled up?" Sanji took a couple steps closer to Zoro and looked him in the eye.
"Shut up bastard! You don't have any right to talk to me like that!" Zoro yelled and aimed a fist at Sanji. Sanji didn't budge, didn't try to dodge the blow or anything.
He won't hit me and he knows it. Sanji watched unblinking, as the fist came closer and closer to his face. The fist stopped just centimeters from his face. Sanji let out another breath that he didn't know he was holding. Zoro dropped his and to his side and stared at his feet. Sanji smiled and flung his arms around the man's neck.
"Don't you ever do that again," Sanji said to Zoro as he nuzzled his cheek with his own. "Or you'll have some serious explaining to do to your mom when she finds out that you can't have children... And not because you're gay either."
"Sanji..." Zoro whispered; it was almost inaudible.
"Hm?"
"Why did you defend me like that?"
"Because if it were me I'd want you to do the same thing." Sanji leaned back some and looked Zoro in the eyes and smiled. He smiled back and wrapped his arms around Sanji in a possessive manner.
"Well now that you're acquainted with my parents, maybe I should meet yours?" Zoro said teasingly, but the smiled faded from Sanji's face in almost an instant. "What?" Zoro asked.
"Um... I'm sorry, it's nothing really." Sanji let go of Zoro and attempted to go and sit, but Zoro clung onto him and refused to let him leave the embrace.
"Tell me or I won't let you go." Sanji laughed a little at the lame threat but complied anyway.
"You will never get to meet my parents." Sanji said darkly.
"Why not?" Zoro eyed him suspiciously.
"Because they're not here anymore! Okay?!" Zoro gave him a look that asked the next question for him. "When I say not here, I mean like gone."
"Like dead?" Zoro asked and regretted it.
"Fine yes, like dead. Are you fucking happy now? I was raised by a one legged chef with a bad attitude and I can't even see him anymore because he finally started his dream of owning a restaurant in the middle of the damn ocean." Sanji's voice was almost hysterical.
"In the middle of the ocean?" Zoro wanted to laugh, but he held it back. He let Sanji continue with his ramblings.
"I haven't had anyone in years. It's only been Luffy and the stupid whores that I try to find at least one night of comfort from." Sanji sniffed and let the tears fall from his eyes. "That's why I won't let you go so damn easily. You're the only one who makes me feel that comfort that I thought I had lost. I love you and don't want you to go."
Zoro listened to Sanji cry a little in his shirt. What had brought on the confession, he wasn't really sure, but hearing Sanji tell him why he loved him so much, made Zoro's chest swell. He wasn't really sure what this feeling was, but he liked it.
"Sanji I won't leave you. I promise. I love you too. Okay?" Zoro said almost with a tinge of annoyance as he pulled Sanji back and looked into his face. Sanji nodded and sniffed again, this time his smile returned to his face.
"But if you ever even think about breaking that promise, I'll rip off all your appendages, starting with your smallest." Zoro visibly gulped then leaned in and kissed Sanji.
"Good thing I won't ever have to worry about that, now will I?" He said when they finally parted.
"Hey Zoro," Sanji said with half lidded eyes.
"Hey yeah?"
"When did you get to be such a great kisser?"
"Well let me see." Zoro rubbed his chin, "Oh yeah, there was this gay bar that I used to go to. They taught me plenty of things there." Zoro laughed at the expression on Sanji's face. "Hey you had whores and I had a gay bar. There's no shame in that." Sanji blushed.
"Yeah..."
"Oi, want to know what I'm thinking right now?" Zoro asked, eyes filled with lust.
"Eh, not really." Sanji said blushing an even deeper crimson, he knew that look.
"Maybe I should just show you then." Zoro licked the nape of Sanji's neck then bit down. He licked all the way up Sanji's neck and face, reaching his mouth to place another kiss. Their tongues fought for dominance. Zoro grabbed Sanji's groin and made him jump from surprise and lose the battle. Zoro's tongue swept across Sanji's mouth exploring what he already knew was his.
"Dammit Zoro, that was cheap." Sanji gasped as they finished.
"But it was fun."
"Oh was it now?" Sanji slowly unzipped Zoro's shirt and placed soft kisses down his chest as he went. He stopped just below Zoro's navel and bit down slightly. He unzipped the rest of Zoro' shirt and slid it down his shoulders. He ran his hands across the taller mans shoulders and arms, admiring his build.
As Sanji did that, Zoro was unbuttoning Sanji's shirt. He had always longed to touch his bare chest again, how smooth and pale it was, it sent shivers down Zoro's spine even as he thought about it. As he slowly revealed little bits of flesh at a time he could feel his pants get uncomfortably tight.
I can't stand this anymore, Sanji thought as Zoro started to trace little designs on Sanji's stomach making him shiver with pleasure. Enough of this slow and seductive crap.
"Zoro," Sanji said sitting up. When they had gotten onto the floor, he wasn't sure.
"Hm?" Zoro grunted lustfully.
"I'm bored," he stood up and stretched a little.
"Y-you're what?!?" Zoro stared up at him eyes full of shock.
"I'm bored," he repeated.
"Oh no, I don't think so. Get down here and finish what you've started." Zoro pointed to the floor next to him.
"You know now that I think about it, I did start a conversation with Mika-chan earlier, maybe I should go and finish that." He went to go and fetch his shirt, when the next thing he knew he was being tossed onto the bed and stripped down. Sanji blinked in confusion for a second, and then realized that he was under Zoro, and they both were naked as the day they were born.
"That was fast," Sanji stated.
"Takes practice," Zoro said as he wrapped his lips around one of Sanji's delicate nipples.
"Not that. It was fast as to how quickly you got jealous." Zoro bit down tenderly and Sanji hissed a breath in.
"So you did that on purpose?" Zoro asked, sitting up. Sanji nodded his head and grinned evilly. "I like your guts, now are you ready for the punishment?" Zoro grinned just as evilly as Sanji when he slowly nodded his head. "Good." Zoro reached over Sanji and pulled a bottle of lube out of the small drawer in the night stand.
"Was that there the whole time?" Sanji asked.
"Yep. Now get ready." Zoro slicked three of his fingers and positioned himself below Sanji. He traced his fingers around Sanji's unknown zone. "Here comes the first." Sanji nodded and Zoro didn't hesitate to put his finger in Sanji's opening.
"Ah... God damn, Zoro. That's cold." He felt tears well up to the sides of his eyes but told Zoro to go on anyway. Zoro happily obliged and continued to stretch the blond man out, soon enough he added two fingers and then the third.
Sanji bit his lower lip. He wasn't sure how it all really felt. There was pain, but it was also pleasure, yet he couldn't concentrate on either. Sanji was brought back to reality when the fingers left his entrance. He started to nibble on his lip now.
Sanji heard Zoro ask 'Are you ready?' and he just nodded his head, not really hearing anything and yet hearing everything. He was scared, but he was also anxious. He just wished that Zoro would do it already when suddenly he felt something much larger slip quickly inside him.
"Nnng." Sanji arched into the intrusion, tears sliding silently down his cheeks.
"Are you okay?" came the husky voice that Sanji longed to hear.
"I am now." Sanji let out a shuddering sigh. "Move dammit!" Sanji said now frustrated.
"Sure thing." Zoro moved out slowly, not wanting to hurt the blond in any way, but he desperately wanted to just thrust into the other man as hard as he could.
Sanji began to pant as they found a rhythm that they could both handle. He felt as if he were on fire. Every touch brought more heat as every breath tried to expel it. The feeling of Zoro inside him was amazing. He knew he wanted more, but he also knew that he couldn't handle it. He felt that he couldn't take the heat anymore. He thought he would just ignite from all the passion. He could feel that he was about to come.
"Z-zoro. I'm c-coming." He managed to stutter before doing exactly that all over both of their chests.
Zoro felt the warm tightness that was Sanji clamp down on his length, driving him over the edge as well. Zoro came inside of Sanji, earning himself a gasp of pleasure from Sanji as he murmured Sanji's name. He collapsed on top of the blond and rolled over. They both lied motionless on the bed for awhile, making no sounds except for that of their breathing. Sanji finally broke the silence.
"That was... wonderful," he panted. Zoro rolled over and looked at Sanji.
"It was the best I've ever had," Zoro said under his breath, but Sanji heard him and nodded in agreement.
"God damn I'm tired." He shimmied his way into Zoro's arms and rested his head on one of his shoulders. "And it's your fault." Zoro smiled.
"Is there a punishment to that too?" he asked in a teasing voice.
"Yes. You are now my humble pillow. Now go to sleep." Sanji yawned and drifted off into a pleasant slumber. Zoro smiled down at Sanji's sleeping face.
At least now I've found a nice pastime for Sanji's frequent boredom, he thought as he drifted off into sleep as well.
Okay there you go... That was my first lemon actually... heh, yeah. Please tell me what you think of it! Any tips would be nice I guess. :) Oh and sorry there wasn't much of Luffy and Nami. But next chapter you should be pleasantly surprised. XD
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