For some reason, I'm always afraid of dialogue heavy stories, so I'ma try one.
Day 10
Theme: Lies
Through Teeth
Part Two
"Leave me alone, idiot."
"Come on, Yuu. Tell me!~"
"No, go the hell away, you nuisance."
"Not until you tell me."
"I'm telling you nothing about anything."
"You're walking like you're happy! I need to know what created this!"
With this, the annoyed man grasped the redhead's collar and tightened his fists, pulling the fabric painfully about the man's neck. "I said go away."
"Yuuuuuuuu, ever since you got back from the mission, you've been pleasant!"
"This is not my pleasant face."
"Yes it is!" Lavi reached out and poked Kanda's cheek, earning a scathing glare that threatened to consume his soul, chew it up and spit it back out. "You haven't picked a fight with any Finders, you actually said a greeting to Lenalee, and I'm still in one piece! What the hell happened!"
"Why do you care?"
"I really don't~"
"Then you don't need to know," Kanda let go of his hold, and subsequently dropped Lavi back on his rear.
"Yes I do!"
Kanda made a combination expression of a sneer and frown, "I could make up any bullshit answer and it would matter just the same."
"But you're terrible at lying anyway!"
"If you say so."
"Try me!"
"Okay, if you're so keen on getting this information out of me." He cornered the now standing man against the wall, with his serious face on. "You see, while beansprout and I were on our mission, we got a little bored waiting at the inn and he just couldn't keep his hands to himself—or his mouth. We fucked like animals til morning and then did it again after the sun came up. We went and killed some Akuma, retrieved and innocence, then went back to the Inn and ruined that bedroom. Good enough for you?"
Lavi stared, not even able to comprehend half of it at first, before his brain slowly dropped the pieces in and he let it swim around in there until the little fishies in his head hooked on the appropriate lines. "I…told you….you suck at lying. But wow, I give you a 9 for shock value."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go suck off Allen."
And with that Kanda left, looking smug as hell, knowing he didn't have to actually lie and he managed an effective "lie". How that worked logically, he wasn't going to question.
"I change that to a 10…!" Lavi stared.