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Episode Tag to: Leo vs. Evil
Chronicle 010
Chapter: Arsenic
Password: ***********
Date: 06.10.13
Time: 4:11 PM
Eyebrows has threatened to turn my siblings in again, and that is the last straw. Well, that and him throwing the trash can at me. Does he even know how disgusting that was? I saw Principal Perry chuck a maggot infested Salisbury steak in there earlier. That's just gross. What if it had landed on me?
I don't even know why that should be a surprise. He'd been trying to eliminate me from the get go and had been bullying me to shut my pie hole ever since he revealed his bionics.
But he's messing with the wrong guy. I've had enough, and I'm going to do something about it.
I know it's dangerous, and people might think I'm stupid for doing this…but I'm going on anyways. I have to prove to my family that I'm not a lying prick that envies their make-believe friendship with that teenage sociopath. I'm not the little brother that makes up stuff just to get my way, either.
I'm a prick who knows what I'm doing to keep them safe. They have saved me many times, and now it's my turn.
I have programmed the Chronicle to unlock all the contents in the possible event that I don't log in for three weeks. That would mean my mission failed, and I never came back.
So, Mom, if you're reading this, I want you to know that I'm sorry. I know I said I will tell you about it, but I couldn't. I'm sorry for being stubborn. I'm sorry I left you, but I know you're in good hands. Big D, Adam, Bree, and Chase will love you the same way I did, I'm sure.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, and I'm sorry for ruining your book club meeting a few nights ago by letting Pascal run around the living room. That little girl Olivia was getting on my nerves. She kept following me around! I had to get rid of her. I could see the obnoxious in her eyes, and they just had to go.
And just in case you're wondering, yes—Chase was my co-conspirator. It was his idea, but don't be too hard on him. He only helped me ruin the biggest event in your club.
Big D, I just want to say thanks for everything. I had a fun year with you guys. Thank you for taking me to missions (well, at least for not noticing that I've snuck into going on the missions), thank you for my first voluntarily unpaid job as the strategic mission specialist, and thank you for taking care of Mom.
Please make sure she's happy. Take her on dates, surprise her with roses—because even if she says she hates them, she actually loves them—, go on trips with her and the whole fam, and when she's feeling down, give her the gift of shutting down Eddy for one whole day. If you're feeling generous, shut him down for the whole week. That'll make her really happy.
Thank you for not hacking into the Chronicle, too. I respect that.
Adam, since you've proved yourself in the weirdest ways possible that you're able to take care of whatever, you can have Pascal's full ownership. Take good care of him. He's a very nice pet. He likes seeing the world outside, and he loves running around in my room. I don't think he'll mind running around the lab. Just make sure you pay attention to him. He's a curious little hamster, which works to his own detriment at times.
Pascal likes carrots, because he thinks he's a bunny. He's good with fruits and vegetables. Unless you want him to turn into a piranha, though, don't give him any chocolate. I only had to make that mistake once. Rabies shots are no fun, believe me.
Above all, take care of yourself. Look after Bree and Chase, and don't be afraid anymore.
Bree. I don't really know what I can give you or tell you. None of my things particularly interests you, and I don't think I can say anything that would make sense to you. But, I do want to tell you this. Along with the Chronicle unlocking, an e-mail will be sent to Owen. I know you like him and it annoys you to the core that I'm getting in your business, but that's just a perk of having a brother.
Don't worry; I didn't tell him anything humiliating or embarrassing. Be noted, though: he probably won't kiss you for a few months in case you guys get together. Holding hands and hugging may be allowed in a few weeks. Maybe.
Chase, I know we're still not very cool with each other, but it's okay. I forgive you. We don't see eye to eye at times, but I guess it's normal. We're friends, but we're also brothers. It just happens. Sharing and giving are not our fortes sometimes.
But seriously, I hope you can forgive me, too. I didn't mean to embarrass you like that. Would you let me off the hook more easily if I told you where your favorite books are? I hid them under the floorboard under my bed, along with about twenty games that I would like for you to have, too.
They're not bad games. It's just that a particular someone, who shall not be named, gave them to me and didn't want Mom to know I have them. That's why I kept them out of sight.
I want you guys to know that I'm happy to have you as my family. I love you all very much. There are many other things I want to tell you, but I'm running out of time. I'm going back to Eyebrows' house tonight to snoop around, and I need to find a good hiding spot.
I guess this is it. Even if it seems like it's the last thing I might do, I won't count on it. I'm not planning to lose.
Still. It's a poison in the water that I have to drink. It's possible that something bad could happen.
But I know, this time, I won't die.
Signed,
Leo Francis Dooley
P.S: Ew. See. That's what happens when you watch a Shakespeare play with your mother. You start talking all poetic and stuff.
End of Chapter Arsenic
Re-Enter Password: ***********
Date: 06.10.13
Time: 5:49 PM
This is the tenth chronicle, which means…twofer question time!
In Leo vs. Evil, how was Leo able to 'defeat' Marcus? And was Leo able to prove Marcus' and his dad's plans to his family?
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