Chapter 10:
Sakura and Karin exchange giddy smiles as the last of their meeting settles into her seat. The blinds are drawn and the room is filled with semi-darkness. The only light comes from a small lamp until Sakura turns on the bright fluorescents in the room. A few girls blink from the sudden light and Karin clears her throat.
"Ehem. I'm glad everyone got the message about this meeting. We know it was very last minute."
"Yeah, what gives? We just had the first meeting the other day, who would we need another one so soon?"
Sakura can barely keep the smile off her face as she speaks,
"Me and my associate have reason to believe that our last meeting was overheard by sexy peeping toms."
"How do you know?" Hinata gasps.
Hana and Tsume stand up and Hana nearly bursts as she yells,
"That night me and mom were coming home from the meeting and we heard a lot of screaming and howling coming from the house-"
"Excuse me, what? Howling?" Ten-Ten asks.
"Well of course. Dogs howl when they're in heat. Actually we were expecting that; our dogs were all mating. It was the screaming that tipped us off." Tsume explains. Hana picks up where she left off,
"We thought Kiba was just playing with some girl you know. Then he walked downstairs carrying that Neji Hyuuga in his arms. Neji was beyond passed out too. Kiba barely blushed as he told us how tired Neji was. He took Neji home and he's been dreamy ever since."
Hinata's face is redder than everyone else's combined when she thinks about her cousin. The other girls begin whispering to themselves and Karin smirks.
"Just like we planned, right? Now, why would they suddenly decide to fall in love or have sex or whatever? I mean, WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT IT!"
"It could be a coincidence." Tsunade says flatly.
Sakura smirks.
"True. But that isn't the only reason we think we were spied upon. Ino, come in here please."
Ino walks in looking cheerful. "Thanks for letting me come back guys!"
"Yeah sure, just tell us your story." Sakura waves a hand lazily at her.
Ino looks thoughtful for a moment then she starts off slow,
"Well... I was pretty drunk but I'm totally sure that's what I saw!"
"What did you see?" Karin asks impatiently.
"I went to Ichiraku and Gaara and Lee were there. I was already a little wasted but then I had a few more drinks and I started hitting on Lee. I felt bad for calling him ugly before. I think I leaned into kiss him and a wall of sand blocked me! At first I was pissed at Gaara you know, but then he looked more pissed at me. I was kinda scared and then he did the most surprising thing! He kissed Lee! Right on the lips!"
"No way!" Temari yells. "My little bro would never do something like that! He doesn't have the balls!"
"I swear he did! Then he dragged Lee away. I think I might have passed out after that..." Ino mutters.
Karin smirks and exchanges another glance with Sakura.
"See! Two couples that we paired! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!"
"So what do we do?" Kurenai asks.
"I don't actually think it's that big of a problem." Sakura says smugly. "Mostly because of the third pairing that resulted because of our last meeting. Karin and I got front row seats to this one and we brought back a little something for all of you..."
All the girls stare at her curiously and Sakura almost can't contain her smile. As she holds up the tape she feels a nosebleed coming on. She hands the tape to Karin who places it in a player and they wait a few seconds before Naruto's first euphoric cry comes out of the player.
"EEEEKKK!" Hinata faints.
"OH MY GOD!" Temari and Ten-Ten scream that same time.
All the other girls are just left to nearly break the closest mirrors with their calls of,
"SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
In the next moment the tape player is smoking with a kunai sticking out of it's broken ashes. Naruto's last scream is stuck on repeat until a very red-faced blonde goes and kicks it. Sasuke is standing cooly in the corner of the room as Gaara, Lee, Kiba, Neji, Kakashi, and Yamato just down from their barrier. Naruto seems to be struggling between screaming and dying of embarrassment as he seethes at Sakura,
"Sakura-chaaaan! How could you do this to me? You can't just- just record people having sex without their permission! And you especially can't go around letting other people hear the recording! I swear I'm gonna make a law about this kind of thing!"
"Now, now, Naruto. Don't go overboard." Sasuke smirks as he wraps an arms around Naruto's waist.
Hinata, who was just regaining consciousness from her previous black out just faints again when she sees this small action. It does not escape the notice of any of the other girls either. Naruto blushes but doesn't push Sasuke off or move away.
Out of the shadow's Sai walks over to the broken player and plucks at it with a depressed smile on his face.
"Damn..." He mutters. "I was really looking forward to hearing Naruto get fucked."
Sasuke's glare is put to shame when Yamato goes over to Sai and pounds him on the head with his fist. Sai's eyes go wide as Yamato growls flatly,
"You need to stop being so vulgar, Sai. It's not becoming for a young man."
It takes Sai a moment for him to register what Yamato said and when he does he smiles widely and says,
"I'm sorry Yamato-sensei. I didn't know that. I'll be sure to work harder now."
Yamato nods but he won't look Sai in the eyes. Sai settles beside Yamato for the rest of the day and it seemed like whenever anyone looked at the two of them Sai was smiling and Yamato was unusually cheerful.
Temari walks towards Gaara and Lee with tears in her eyes.
"Is it true? Do you really love Lee, Gaara?"
Gaara nods, scowling.
"Lee and no one else. Especially Kankuro. Temari what were you thinking?!"
Temari cackles then jumps on Gaara and hugs him tightly. She hugs Lee next and whispers,
"I was always rooting for you, kid. Don't let my brother go into the dark place again."
Lee nods, smiling.
On the other side of the room Kiba rubs the back of his head as he gets stared down by Hinata and Shino who appeared out of nowhere.
"It's ok that I took your cousin, right Hinata?"
"I- If you're both happy." She smiles.
"It's about time you settled down. Hinata and I were getting really tired of all your flings whenever we were on missions." Shino says flatly.
Kiba laughs nervously as Neji's eyes narrow and he pulls a surprised Hinata to the side muttering,
"You're going to help me keep an eye on him, right?"
"S-sure Ne- Neji!" Hinata squeaks. Neji, Kiba and Shino smile back at her.
In the center of the room Naruto and Sasuke are giving Sakura and Karin the longest talking-to in history. Sakura looked nervous but Karin was just rolling her eyes.
"Pay attention, Karin, I'm not going to go so easy on you if you try this again." Sasuke warns.
"Yeah!" Naruto yells. "Sakura I can't believe you would do this! Please tell me there aren't any copies of that tape."
Sakura shakes her head hen looks up and smiles. She has the beginnings to tears in her eyes as she mutters,
"I'm so happy for you two, really!"
Naruto begins freaking out. He was never good at dealing with girls crying.
"Sakura-chan don't cry!!! I'm sorry, you can keep the tape! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
She rubs her eyes as Karin puts a hand around her shoulders. Sakura sniffs a bit as she murmurs,
"Naruto seriously, stop being so nice all the time! I'm fine! It's just- Everyone is getting together an falling in love and I- I don't have anyone. There's no one left."
Sasuke rolls his eyes. Girls are so over-dramatic. About half a second later Kakashi calls from across the room,
"Sakura... um... could you come here for a uh... second?"
Sakura wipes her tears away completely and walks towards Kakashi who puts on a sweet face and says cheerfully,
"You know, Jiraiya wrote a book once about a student teacher relationship..."
Sakura grows red in the face and screams,
"Pervert!" before starting to storm away.
Kakashi reaches out and grabs her arm, pulling her to his chest.
"It was a really good book." he says, smirking.
As Naruto smiles Sasuke pulls the blonde hokage into his arms. He kisses him passionately then mutters,
"You're the cutest Bishie i've ever seen, dobe."
Naruto blushed...
And the village of Konoha is completely peaceful and full of love until the end of time!!!
The End!
Haha, cheesy ending. Oh well. Hope you liked this! XD
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