A/n alright people. I finally got inspiration for a chapter. I actually got this in a convo with my Friend Maria on A.I.M. so yea. I might put the whole convo on an authors note next. Maybe. It was sorta funny. Anyways here's the chappy!!

Chapter 10: Cherries and Oranges

Alice Bella

Hey Ali poo?

Bellie poo?

We need to think of a random subject to talk about cuz I'm oober bored.

Ummm…..

Pickles?...pickles…dominating the world!!

OMG I don't like pickles.

You don't like any human food.

Well…pickles are scary. They smell all sour and they're all green and bumpy and they're soaked in evil.

Ok…what do you like then?

Lol

Bananas?

CHERRIES!

Yes!!

They shall dominate…

Cherries and oranges dominating the world with…mini bazookas! Ha ha ha! On Christmas day!! No no new years!

No no on St. Patricks day!

No it should be new years cuz then they can count how many years they have been in control! And it would be in like exact years and days and junk!

Oh good point…

Yea…so in December the cherries and the oranges will be taking over the minds of young children with their hypnotizing commercials…and then…

The children will be begging their parents for oranges and cherries…and then…

The cherry and orange companies will rise…and then…

BAM!!! Instant world domination!

Ok, you got all that? We must remember it all cuz at the end of this note I shall eat it to destroy the evidence.

YES MA'AM!

And their loyal servants shall be…the wolverines!! And the dingos!!!

HECK YEAH!

And the dingos eat the babies of the people who refuse to bow to the oranges and the cherries!! Mwa ha hahahahahahahaha!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hee hee

Heh heh

Tee hee hoo ha

:OD

Lolz

ACTUPUNCTURE!

YES!! And decapitation!!!

ASSASSINAATION!

DECAPITATION IN BIG LETTERS CUZ I DIDN'T DO THAT THE LAST TIME I SAID DECAPITATION!

WOOT!

YAY FOR BIG LETTERS! AND THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON THAT ALLOWS US TO DO IT ON COMPUTERS!!

YAYAYAYAYAY!

THEY SHALL HELP THE WOLVERINES AND DINGOS AND CHERRIES AND ORANGES RULE THE WORLD!

How?

BY PUTTING EXTRA EMPHASIS ON THE WORDS IN THE HYPNOTISING COMMERCIALS!! YAY!!

YES!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!

WOOT!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

WHAT?

THE LOBSTERS WILL RULE THE WORLD TOO!! SEE? THEIR ARMIES ARE ALREADY FORMING!!

AND THE DINGLEHOPPERS!

But…what dinglehoppers? At this rate there won't even be any domination cuz we're giving the rule to too many things!

No but we have to have the dinglehoppers!

Cherries and oranges and wolverines and dingos and lobsters and the caps lock button.

AND THE DINGLEHOPPERS!

Ummm….we can have the dinglehoppers if we add….spoons. then there wil be 8 rulers in the world.

Lets just add the sporks!

No spoons

No sporks

How bout spoons and forks and sporks? Then there are 10 rulers.

Or we could screw the spoons and form and just have sporks.

Or we could screw the sporks and just have the spoons and forks and replace the sporks with knives. Ha!

Nah sporks are way better.

We could have sporks…and spoons and forks!!

OMG FORKS!!! Like the town we live in lol.

Omg it is!! But I said forks before sheesh. But anyways we will have those 3 utensils.

What about the knives?

Oh yea…I feel bad about leaving out the knives…they're so pointy and sharp and junk…

Yea…

OMG!!! The knives can be the highlord!!

Highlord?

Yea! They can be the secret rulers no one knows about!!

WOOT!!

Anad they give orders to the cherries and oranges blah blah blah etc.!

OF COURSE!!

AND THE KNIVESDON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW THAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY IN CHARGE CUZ THEN PEOPLES WOULD BE SCARED CUZ KNIVES ARE SO SHARP AND POINTY AND USED TO KILL PEOPLE AND JUNK!!!

AND THEY THREATENED THE CHERRIES AND ORANGES AND ETC. SO THEY COULD BE IN CHARGE INSTEAD!!

WE'RE BRILLIANT!!

OMG WE SHOULD GO AND FIND SOME ORANGES AND CHERRIES AND LOBSTERS AND FORKS AND KNIVES AND SPORKS AND SPOONS AND WE COULD TEAR THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON OFF JASPERS LAPTOP AND WE COULD HAVE DEBBIE AND EUGENE SIT IN FRONT OF US AND WE CAN PRACTICE BOWING DOWN TO THEM!!

CHYEA!! LETS GO!!

Alice and Bella go and get all the things listed above and start bowing down to them when Edward and Jasper walk in look at them, decide they don't even want to know, and walk away

A/n weeeeellll??? How was it? Do you think me and Maria are retards who talk about inanimate objects taking over the world? Should we have added a toaster? Review!!