Ch 9 battle at the azalea spring

"WOW, this is good pasta," The koopa that gave the tour munched down.

"Well, it's not bad" Bowser couldn't hold it. "Okay, this I the best pasta I've had.

"Told you that you didn't know how to make a good bowl of pasta." Mario smiled triumphantly.

"Where did you learn to make pasta like this?" TG was also there.

"Time and Experience." Mario said. "You can't immediately learn to make a good pasta, it takes years of practice."

"You got to teach me how to make this" Bowser began licking the bowl.

"Only when you teach me how to breathe fire." Mario replied

"Oh come on it's easy" Bowser threw his bowl at one of the butlers.

"Wait a minute, a few days ago you were threatening to kill each other. Now you're exchanging recipes." TG said. "What happened?"

"Well, it's amazing what happens when no one cares about the princess anymore." Mario replied.

"Yeah, no kidnapping or saving, it's like a dream come true." Bowser got another helping of pasta

"So you do want to rule the world now." The koopa said.

"Of course, ruling is awesome anyone who annoys you in the slightest way can be set on fire." Mario lit a flame in his hand.

"Yeah, now we can begin our next course of action." TG said. "We need to find a place to land."

"That means we need a good spot to rule from." Mario rubbed his chin.

"I prefer one with a spa," Bowser stated. "World rulers need to relax every now and then."

"Yeah, and a nice garden." Mario added.

"With a place for azaleas." Bowser began daydreaming then noticed every one looking at him. "What there a nice flower."

"Anyway, why don't you two go ahead and take a look around" TG said.

"What are you talking about?" Mario asked. "Last I checked we were flying over a jungle"

"Yeah, but we're out of there and in a meadow with a hot springs" the koopa said.

"Talk about convenience" Bowser finished off his second bowl and stood.

"I wouldn't say as much convenience as laziness." TG mumbled heading toward the front door.

"Huh?" Bowser asked.

"Nothing." TG replied.

Meanwhile…

Tracking down a giant castle isn't as easy as it sounds, especially when homicidal environmentalist are following you every step of the way. This is the case for Yoshi, Jin, Luigi, and Diddy Kong. They have been tracking the castle for about a month now, and they were getting a bit tired of it.

"Oh finally, that castle seems to be stopping." Luigi celebrated.

"In a meadow with a waterfall, and azaleas." Yoshi grabbed his ridiculator. "Something doesn't sound right."

"Well, It sort of makes sense, it was shoot by E.Gadd at the highest level." Jin said.

"No, the highest level is wtcomhfj, the lowest is, huh" Yoshi showed them the knobs.

"What does wtcomhfj?" Diddy asked.

"You don't want to know." Yoshi shook his head.

"There you are. I've finally caught up with you again." It was Gen. Vier, except now he had a scar on his eye.

"What do you want from us!" Luigi yelled, "My life is already crazy enough without you freaks on my tail."

"I want you all away from the environment." Gen. Vier. "You 4 keep destroying the biomes and their beauty"

"Your point, there are bigger fish to fry out there." Diddy Kong rolled his eyes.

"It's saying like that, that make us have to fry them" Gen. Vier replied.

"You guys are vegetarians too, give me a break. Even a Yoshi eats some bacon every now and then." Yoshi messed around with the knob on the ridiculator.

"Hey guys. The castle is doing something very peculiar." Jin looked over the hillside but every one ignored him.

"You animal" Gen. Vier replied to Yoshi's comment.

"Thank you very much sir." Yoshi took a bow.

"Anyway, now that I have you I'm gonna… I'm gonna." Gen. Vier had no idea what to do.

"Well, you could call back up" Luigi mumbled.

"Of course." Gen. Vier pulled out a radio.

"Idiot." Diddy punched Luigi

"Seriously guys this isn't normal, even for this situation." Jin kept looking at the castle.

"Well, things aren't exactly normal over here" Yoshi replied.

"Yeah, well now the castle has Mario and Bowser tattooed all over it." Jin said. "The tank body is gone and has been replaced by a regular wall made of metal." His words came out nervously.

"At least we don't have to worry about it moving anymore" Luigi began to run before the EMK troops got there.

"Where are you going?" Gen. Vier chased after Luigi.

"Yeah now we have to worry about how to avoid the EMK" Yoshi ran with Luigi.

"Get inside the castle!" Jin was head of everyone else.

"What are you crazy!" Diddy yelled back. "Going in there could get killed."

"Do you have a better idea?" Jin said back.

"Yeah, part one: yoshi shoots Jin with the gun, part two: Jin fights the EMK, part three: we run for help while jinn fights the EMK." Luigi looked back to see if the troops had made it there yet. "Slow troops" he mumbled

"Not bad" Yoshi pulled out the ridiculator and aimed it at Jin.

"Wait!" Jin yelled but it was too late. The beam hit Jin causing him to become huge and he had two machines where his canines used to be. He also had gained a revolver on one hand and the other hand had a pair of brass knuckles. "I'M FREAKING OFF WHITE!" Jin yelled

"What, who cares." Yoshi said. "I'm green with blue eyes and red shoes."

"NO, BOOS IS WHITE." He stated

"Is he turning gansta?" Luigi asked noticing the EMK troops finally making it there.

"Bleepin' yes I am" Jin replied

"If you're turning gansta you could at least say the words." Yoshi said.

"Bleepin' bleepin' no, mother bleeper" A few golden chains appeared around Jin but they just fell off because he's a ghost.

"Whatever let's go" Diddy kept running.

"Let's get this bleepin' thing on you bleepers!" Jin loaded his machine guns, "I'll tear down as many bleepin trees as I want"

"You animal" Gen. Vier said. "Troops attack!" he shouted

The EMK troops rushed at Jin who began mowing them down with his machine guns. Despite the fact that it was one giant gansta ghost against about 5,000 obsessive environmentalists. This was a fairly decent battle. The tide began to change though when someone's cell phone started ringing, but that's later.

Meanwhile…

"What the crap" Mario and Bowser had walked outside to check out the surroundings. "What is a giant ghost doing fighting those… those somethings."

"Heck if I know." Bowser said I just wanted to see the azaleas.

"That is quite disturbing." TG said "and I keep hearing these bleep noises."

"Mario! Mario!" Luigi ran up getting ready to hug his brother.

"Whoa, wait a minute" Mario put his hands out stopping the hug. "How did you get here?"

"We've been following you since E.Gadd shot the castle" Yoshi held the ridiculator.

"What for, we don't need any help." Bowser said.

"Well, when you see a castle transform like that, you kind of figure the people inside need help." Yoshi retorted.

"Who or what are those guys?" Mario pointed at the EMK troops.

"Oh them, they've been tracking us ever since Yoshi, Luigi, and Jin met up with me in the jungle." Diddy explained. "They're the environmentalists of mushroom kingdom."

"There's an environmentalist group in mushroom kingdom?" Mario interrupted Diddy Kong.

"Yeah, anyway, these guys are insane. I mean I live in the forest and I wouldn't go to these lengths to protect my home." Diddy said.

"So do we, but we believe in fighting for what worth protecting." Gen. Vier appeared behind them all.

"Who the heck are you?" Bowser asked. "As if the ghost wasn't weird enough."

"Mother bleepers!" Jin yelled across the field.

"I'm General Vier, I head." Gen. Vier suddenly found Luigi's hand across his mouth.

"Shut up, will you." Luigi picked Gen. Vier up "He Jin this guy said your momma!"

"WHAT!" Jin instantly spawned a mini version of himself that carried Gen. Vier back into battle.

"Okay, anyway we need your help." Luigi waved his hands in the air. "These guys are trying to kill us."

"You friend seems to have it under control." Bowser began wondered how many clips Jin had with him.

"It'll wear off soon enough, my ridiculator will only last for so long." Yoshi said.

"Do you want us to assist them?" TG asked

"How?" Mario asked.

"Hey, we can fight. I just never thought we'd need to." TG replied.

"Fine then. TROOPS ATTACK." Mario pointed at the EMK. "Man, I've always wanted to say that."

Suddenly the castle began spewing out blobs, koopas, goombas, and other creature that were carrying mushrooms, fire flowers, stars, and the occasional sword. That ran fiercely at the EMK and the real battle began.

Author's note: yeah I'm a cliffhanger person, and where's Cranky Kong? Well that remains to be found out. Please R&R.