((I own none of these original Disney characters from the three movies or Saturday morning cartoon series of Aladdin. There will be no crossovers, but this will be a musical story. And some lyrics will be changed to fit the story and I will only be doing a my favorite episodes from the series and some things will stay the same others will change. Also a few head-canons will be thrown in as well as known scrapped Disney ideas for the series. I hope you enjoy this retelling ^^))
Agrabah is shrouded in red clouds. In the throne room Iago has Cassim tied up like a marionette, and Aladdin is chained next to the throne. "Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here's your cracker. Shove 'em all right down your throat. Here, have lots!" Aladdin gets worried for his father, wishing he could contact his brother. "Stop it! Jaara, leave him alone!" She waves her hand Iago stops, clearly upset he had to. Jaara pulls the chain forcing Aladdin over to her holding an apple. "It pains me to see you reduced to this, Aladdin." She takes a bite out of the apple his is holding. "A handsome desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful woman in the world." When she said bloom a part of the apple landed on his cheek. He flicks it off in disgust. She then waves his hand and a crown forms out of his chains. "What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my king. . ." He picks up a glass of wine and throws it in her face. "Never!" Jaara growls. "I'll teach you some respect!" He stumbles and falls back as she raises her hand to slap him. While falling Aladdin knocked things over, including some blue fabric landing on him. Then she stops, the blue fabric giving her an idea. "No. Genie, I have decided to make my final wish." The blue guy flinches then looks over at his new master. "I wish for Prince Aladdin to fall desperately in love with me." Said prince looks shocked and disgusted.
Jasmine races back into town on Carpet. Genie, again as Buckley. "Ah, master- there are a few addendas, some quid pro quo-" "Don't talk back to me, you stupid blue lout! You will do what I order you to do, slave!" As she yells Aladdin looks up and sees Jasmine in a window, motioning him to be quiet. Then the prince gets an idea. He stands and puts the crown on his head. "Jaara~ I never realized how, incredibly beautiful you are."
Genie's jaw drops. "That's better." Jaara pulls the Genie's jaw up like a shade. "Now, princey, tell me more about...myself." "You're tall, dark, well dressed…" Jaara walks over to him. Jasmine jumps down with Rajah and Genie sees them after looking at his hand confused. "Jas! Jas, little buddy!" He whisper yells then laughs happily. "Shh!" Genie literally zips his mouth shut, then quickly floats over to her then unzips it. After trying to talk with it zipped. "Jas, I can't help you-I work for senorita psychopath, now." His head turns into Jaara'a, then back. "Hey-I'm a street rat, remember?" She rezips Genie's mouth. "I'll improvise." She sneaks around the room.
She slides down a pile of coins and hides close to Jaara and Aladdin. Jaara's back is to Jasmine. "Go on." "And your hair..is so...twisted!" He has his arms around her. He pretends to twist with his finger, but he is actually motioning for Jasmine to come over. "You've stolen my heart." She makes her move. Iago sees her and gasps. "Jaa-mmmmmm!" Rajah grabs him and covers his mouth. "And the street rat?" "What street rat?"
They are about to kiss when Iago manages to knock over a bowl. Jaara turns to look, but Aladdin grabs her back and kisses her. Jasmine looks disgusted, and rightly so . Even Iago and Rajah both look disgusted. She breaks the kiss and smiles. "That was-" She sees Jasmine's reflection in his crown. "You! How many times do I have to kill you, girl?" She zaps Jasmine making her hit a pile of gold roughly. Aladdin rushes her, and she throws him to the ground. Jasmine rushes and grabs the staff.
"Get the lamp!" She shouts, he runs to it. Jaara, however, shakes off Jasmine, then zaps him into the air then into an hourglass. "Ah, ah, ah, prince-Your time is up!" Sand begins to fall from the top onto him. He pounds on the glass. "Aladdin!" Jas looks over worried as Iago then joined in. "Oh, nice shot, Jaa-" He is knocked out by Rajah. The cub then rushes for the lamp. "Don't toy with me" Jaara evily puns as she zapped him into a plush tiger. "Rajah!"
Carpet rushes in to help. "Things are unraveling fast, now boy." Carpet is zapped and unravels after more evil puns. Jasmine again rushes for the lamp. "Get the point?" Her path is blocked by large swords sticking in the floor due to more evil puns. Jaara grabs the lamp and laughs hideously. Jasmine pulls a sword out of the floor. "I'm just getting warmed up!" She breathes a ring of fire around Jasmine. "Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?" Jaara walks through the flames. "A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snake-like I can be!" She smiles broadly, and a snake's tongue comes out from behind her teeth. She then turns into a giant cobra, and the ring of fire around Jasmine becomes part of the snake encircling her. The snake Jaara makes moves on Jasmine, and on the third try, Jasmine swings the sword and hits Jaara. Genie cheerleaders wearing 'J+A' sweaters as the cheer in unison. "Rickem, rockem, rackem, rake-stick that sword into that snake!"
"You stay out of thissss!" Genie waving a tiny pennant with a '-J' on it. Genie says weakly. "Jaara, Jaara, she's our woman-if she can't do it, GREAT!" Jasmine uses the distraction to make a break for the hourglass where Aladdin is trapped. However, JAFAR sees this and blocks the path. Jasmine is thrown away, and she loses her sword. "Jasmine!" The prince calls out as the sand had quickly risen higher.
Jasmine jumps on a large gem and slides across the floor, grabbing the sword on her way. She turns a corner, but the pursuing snake cannot, and the front half of Jaara crashes through a wall and hangs outside the palace. Jasmine jumps up on the snake's back and stabs it. Jaara screams in agony. Jasmine again tries to free the prince. "Aladdin! Hang on!" The sand now a little over his shoulders and very close to his neck. Breathing has become a struggle.
She is about to hit the glass with a plank of wood when Jaara grabs her. Jaara laughs hideously. "You little fool! You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on earth!" Iago, with Genie coming up behind him. "Squeeze her, Jaara-Squeeze her like a-awk!" Genie elbows him out of the way. "Without the genie, girl, you're nothing!" "The genie." Jasmine gets an idea as she smirks. "The genie!" She glares at Jaara. "The genie has more power than you'll ever have!" "What!" "He gave you your power, he can take it away!" Genie hides behind a pillar. "Jas, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?" "Face it, Jaara-you're still just second best!" She thinks this over. "You're right! His power does exceed my own!" The villain smirks before turning her attention to the genie. "But not for long!"
Jaara circles around the genie. "The girl is crazy. She's a little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake." His hand turns into a snake and he hits his head with it. "Slave! I make my third wish! I wish to be an all powerful genie!" Genie reluctantly says. "All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Jas." Genie zaps Jaara with the last magic lightning bolt. Jaara's snake form dissipates and she turns into a red genie. Her tail becoming smoke causing Jas to fall to the ground. Aladdin's raised hand disappears under the sand. Jasmine runs over and finally smashes the glass. Sand and the prince pour out. Aladdin coughs a little as Jasmine holds him worriedly.
"Yes! Yes! The power! The absolute power!" Jaara slowly grows bigger and lifts higher and higher. She breaks through the roof while causing a whirlwind in the throne room. Aladdin shouts to Jasmine. "What have you done?" "Trust me!" She shouts back. A black lamp appears at Jaara's base. She is busy conjuring. "The universe is mine to command, to control!" Jasmine gets up then shouts up to her. "Not so fast, Jaara! Aren't you forgetting something?" Jaara looks down questioningly. "You wanted to be a genie, you got it!" Shackles appear on Jaara's wrists. "And everything that goes with it!"
She slowly gets sucked into the lamp. "No! No!" Iago freaks out and tries to get outta dodge. "I'm gettin' out of here! Come on, you're the genie, I don't want-" Iago tries to fly away, but is sucked in with Jaara. "Phenomenal cosmic powers!" The wind stops as their finally inside the lamp. "Itty bitty living space." Genie comes up and ruffles her hair. "Jas, you little genius, you!" Rajah turns back to normal, Carpet re-ravels, Aladdin, Sultan Cassim and Abu are standing together. Cassim picks up toy Abu, then they are all transformed back to normal. Abu, now a real monkey again jumps and moves around. The palace reappears where it used to be in the city. Jasmine is left holding the new lamp.
Both Jaara and Iago aruge from inside the lamp. "Get your blasted beak out of my face!" "Oh, shut up, you moron!" "Don't tell me to shut up!" Jasmine looks at Genie giving him a 'what can you do?' shrug and smile. He smiles back. "Allow me." He takes the lamp and goes to the balcony. He is now wearing a baseball cap. He winds up as if to throw the lamp. "Ten- thousand years in a cave of wonders ought to chill him out!" But opens his palm flat and flicks it out into the desert with his finger.
Jaara and Iago continue to argue as they fade out. Aladdin walks over to Jasmine. He holds her hand to say he forgave her. But Jasmine still looks sad. "Aladdin, I'm sorry I lied to you about being a princess." "I know why you did." "Well, I guess...this... is goodbye?" Jasmine slowly moves away. Genie pokes his head around the corner shocked at what he is hearing. "Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair-I love you." He pulls her back to him.
Genie wipes away a tear. "Hey Jas, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a princess again." Jas looks over at him. "But Genie, what about your freedom?" "Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love." The push them towards each other. He leans down next to him. "Jas, you're not gonna find another boy like him in a million years." Then next to her. "Believe me, I know. I've looked." Jasmine looks at them and makes up her mind. "Aladdin, I do love you, but I've got to stop pretending to be something I'm not." She holds his hand. He sighs. "I understand."
They take one final look into each other's eyes, then Jasmine turns to Genie. "Genie, I wish for your freedom." "One bona fide princess pedigree coming up. I-what?" She holds the lamp up to Genie, who is very shocked. "Genie, you're free!" A transformation ensues, in which the shackles fall off Genie's wrist and the lamp falls uselessly to the ground. Genie picks it up and looks at it.
He can't believe it. "Heh, heh! I'm free. I'm free." He hands the lamp to Jasmine. "Quick, quick, wish for something outrageous. Say 'I want the Nile.' Wish for the Nile. Try that!" "I uh wish for the Nile." Genie gets in her face "No way!" He laughs hysterically as she rolls her eyes and smiles. He bounces around the balcony like a pinball. The couple watches as they smile. "Oh does that feel good! I'm free! I'm free at last! I'm hittin' the road. I'm off to see the world! I-" He is packing a suitcase, but looks down and sees Jasmine looking very sad; though trying to smile.
"Genie, I'm-I'm gonna miss you." She runs her hand through her hair. "Me too, Jas. No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a princess to me." They hug as they try not to cry. Sultan Cassim steps forward. "That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem." He gives his son a knowing look. "Dad?" "Well, am I sultan or am I sultan? From this day forth, the heir shall marry whomever they deem worthy." He smiles widely and runs over to Jasmine. He picks her up and spins around before setting her down. "Her! I choose...I choose you, Jasmine." "Ha, ha. Call me Jas." "Only if you call me Al."
They are about to kiss when giant blue hands pull everybody together. Genie is decked out in a Hawaiian shirt with golf clubs and a Goofy hat. "Oh, all of ya. Come over here. Big group hug! Mind if I kiss the monkey?" He kisses Abu. "Ooh, hairball! Well, I can't do any more damage around this popsicle stand." He releases the hug then flies up to the sky. Like a rocket. "I'm outta here! Bye, bye, you two crazy lovebirds." Genie waves to them and said crazy lovebirds wave back. "Hey, Rugman: ciao! I'm history! No, I'm mythology! No, I don't care what I am-I'm free!"
The genie flies up into the blue sky leaving a trail of sparkles behind him. Fireworks exploding over a nightscape. Aladdin and Jasmine flying on Carpet.
"A whole new world."Jasmine sings, then Aladdin. "A whole new life." "For you and me!" They sing together then share a kiss. The couple then fly off into the moonlight, and after they have disappeared, the moon turns and reveals the Genie's laughing face. Suddenly the fanfic is grabbed 'off the screen, Genie lifts it up and looks at the audience.
"Made ya look!"