I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!!! I know I didn't update in a long time but plz don't hate me! There have been lots of things going on and I had to sort them out before I started writing again. My life is a little messed up and slowly I'm trying to fix it. So to apologize for not updateing and the short chapter made this one a little longer.
Key:
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
Again I'm sorry, plz R&R!
"And why do I have to meet your parents again?"
Sakura looked at her supposed boyfriend. Her arms crossed and all of her weight shifted on one leg. Sasuke was about to grin mischievously but caught himself before he did.
'I've got to be serious' he thought to himself
"My parents want to meet you because I'm their son and you're my first real girlfriend" Sasuke said boredly with a shrug as if it's no big deal,
"Sasuke!" Sakura yelled slapping him on the shoulder as they walked back to his bike.
He merely rose a questioning brow at her as he hopped on and revved the engine. Sakura got on behind him and absentmindedly put her arms around his waist just as he sped out of the school parking lot.
"I'm too stressed to deal with this!" she yelled over the engine "I was running from bloodthirsty fangirls, the paparazzi, and horny fanboys! I need a break!"
"Too bad. They're my parents, they have to meet you" He replied nonchalantly
"You're not meeting my parents!" Sakura huffed
"That's because you're mom and dad are in California. You moved here by yourself remember?"
"But – !"
"We're here." He interrupted and slowed the bike to a stop.
Sakura looked up and her jaw nearly dropped. There were 6 koi ponds with a fountain in the middle, lined up in a cherry blossom grove style and leading up to these HUGE mahogany carved doors. Bushes lined against the walls on the right and left of the door. It was a huge mansion that made her condo look like a tool shed. The house was Japanese styled and decorated. And there was a huge garden in the back. The grass was clean and cut despite it being fall already and the trees were a beautiful red, orange, and yellow. The walls, door, window, nearly the whole mansion was carved expertly.
Sakura began to fidget. This amazing house made her feel so inferior, it was as if it was mocking her and screamed 'too good for you'.
Sasuke looked and her and frowned at how nervous she became all of a sudden. He let a sigh and shook his head.
"It's not gonna eat you" he smirked trying to joke a bit
"Your house is… amazing" She said hesitantly
"My dad has this superiority complex and… well he looks down on all non-Uchihas aside from people who are higher up then us. Which is rare" Sasuke said scratching the back of his head awkwardly and his other hand stuffed in his pocket
Sakura just nodded and followed Sasuke up the steps. He pulled out a set of keys and opened the door. Sasuke took a couple of steps in with Sakura right behind him.
"Sasuke-channnn!!!" A female voice chirped
A Black blur tackled Sasuke into a hug so fast it took a couple of seconds for Sakura to register what happened.
Picture this.
A woman in her mid thirties or so with long black hair and onyx eyes with her arms wrapped around Sasuke's neck with a cheery smile.
Sasuke looking not surprised at all but the slight twitching of his right eye was proof that he didn't like people hugging him like some life sized teddy bear.
Sakura blinked.
"Sasuke-chan is home! Itachi-channn!!! Get down here and greet your baby brother!!!" The woman hollered at the long stairway.
Giggle.
Twitch.
Grin.
Glare.
"Kaa-san…"Sasuke muttered pushing her away gently
His ears tinted red slightly, embarrassed. Sakura was still grinning and Sasuke shot her another glare. The woman was about to yell out to 'Itachi-chan' when she spotted Sakura.
They stared at each other while Sasuke watched with interest at how his overly cheerful mother would react towards Sakura.
…
Sakura blinked cutely like a little child.
The raven haired woman squealed and clapped happily. She ran up to Sakura and engulfed her in a bear hug and Sakura looked as if she couldn't breathe.
"Finally! I found my daughter in law!" She squealed smothering Sakura in the hug
Sasuke sweatdropped.
Sakura had several anime question marks.
Daughter in law???
"Kaa-san… She can't breathe. Let her go." Sasuke said coolly
Thump.
"Gomen!" She apologized with a sheepish smile "She's so cute!!!"
Sakura nodded dazed and stood up from the ground. Her head was still trying to process what happened. Sasuke's mother stuck out a hand politely and took Sakura's in a hand shake energetically.
"I'm Uchiha Mikoto, Sasuke-chan's mother!! Are you Sasuke-chan's girlfriend that he talked about???" Mikoto questioned
"Haruno Sakura" Sakura said bowing her head in respect "Hai, I am. Pleasure to meet you, Uchiha-sama"
Sasuke raised a brow once again.
'Who knew she was so… well mannered' he thought
Mikoto took Sakura's chin in her hand and lifted her head up. Sakura saw Mikoto's eyes twinkle in cheeriness and a wide smile.
"No formalities, Sakura-chan! Drop the Uchiha-sama, it makes me feel old!" Mikoto proclaimed
"Then what should I call you by??"
"Just call me Kaa-san!" Mikoto grinned
Sasuke's cheeks tinted lightly and he looked away to hide the tint of red.
"Kaa-san…" he muttered embarrassed
It only got worse when Sakura decided to play along.
She grinned mischievously.
"Hm, Kaa-san… I like that! But I can never really call you that until he puts a ring on my finger" Sakura grinned and flashed her bare ring finger.
Sasuke groaned exasperated as his mother smiled widely.
Mikoto took her hand and examined the ring-less finger as shook her head and clicked her tongue in fake disappointment.
"Ah, what a shame. I was really looking forward to a daughter in law" She sighed dramatically
"I'm heartbroken, Sasuke-kun" Sakura sighed and pouted in Sasuke's direction
The red on Sasuke's ears just wouldn't go away. Sakura wasn't helping either.
"I'm expecting children Sasuke-chan! When will you give you dear mother grandkids? I will only be here for so long!" Mikoto whined
Sasuke sighed, "Kaa-san, you're young. I have plenty of time."
"How many kids?"
Sasuke smirked at Sakura and she had an almost horrified look on her face that made Sasuke want to uncharacteristically drop to the ground and roll around laughing.
But he settled for smirking a wide triumphant smirk.
'KIDS?!?!?!???' Sakura mentally screamed
The poor playgirl was too shocked to say a thing. The Uchiha single handedly turned the tables on her in a matter of minutes/seconds.
"Really?!" Mikoto asked with wide shiny eyes and happy sniffles here and there her hands clasped together against her cheek
Sasuke grinned wolfishly and put an arm around Sakura and pulled her flush against his side. Mikoto was nearly jumping with joy.
"I have to tell Ita-chan!" she chimed
'Shit' Sasuke cursed mentally and his eye twitched at the name of his brother being called
"ITA-CHANNNN!!!! COME DOWN HERE AND MEET YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW!!!" The Uchiha matriarch yelled in a sing song voice
Sasuke's arm dropped to his side limply and the two just stared and watched as the mother Uchiha ran up the stairs faster than Chouji with a 10 minute free food coupon at an all you can eat buffet.
…And that's pretty fast.
…
"Well, your mom is really nice" Sakura smiled up at Sasuke "And, uh. Pretty?"
Sasuke stared at her blankly.
"Right" Sakura said as she awkwardly shifted her feet
"Hey lil' bro' got a girl? Is she hot?" A male voice asked from the top of the stairs
Sakura heard Sasuke growl but brushed it off as she snapped her head up to look at the guy walking down with such grace you'd think he was royalty.
He technically is but that's not the point.
Sakura nearly drooled but managed to refrain from humiliating herself in front of two hot guys and settled for gawking. Itachi smirked. Sasuke clenched his fists angrily when he noticed this.
"Aniki" Sasuke spat
"Otoutou" Itachi shrugged nonchalantly
Glare.
Stare.
Gawk.
…
Glare.
Stare.
Gawk.
…
Glare.
Sta –
"Would someone say something?!" Sakura shouted impatiently
Sure she was alone with two drool worthy sex gods but come on. We're talking playgirl here. Sakura isn't a normal girl and would not gawk at some guy all day. Plus, if she was going to win Jurisdiction she'd have to be immune to ALL smexy guys.
Sakura quickly averted her eyes from Itachi before she ended up ogling.
'Haruno Sakura does NOT ogle!" Sakura declared mentally with determination
She averted her eyes and her sights landed on the younger Uchiha's arm. More specifically his tattoo. That huge dragon swirling around his arm was just so… alluring.
'Damn' Sakura thought to herself 'I'm a sucker for those'
Itachi rose a brow.
Sasuke stopped growling at his brother and looked at where Itachi's attention was on.
He smirked.
Sakura was too busy looking at the fine detailed dragon to notice the Uchiha getting closer. Then when her chin was lifted she was forced to look at the youngest Uchiha's face.
"You're ogling" Sasuke grinned wolfishly
'Damn' Sakura inwardly kicked herself
With nothing to say she huffed and childishly crossed her arms with her back to Sasuke. He smirked and shook his head at her antics. Itachi looked amused.
'Interesting girl' Itachi thought and nearly grinned 'It seems otoutou wants her'
Sasuke shot Itachi a triumphant smirk and pulled Sakura closer to him by the waist, making sure the dragon was visible to Sakura who couldn't help but be mesmerized. Itachi scowled at his brother who glared back and tightened his hold around Sakura.
…
Sakura was oblivious to all of this sibling rivalry until one of them spoke up.
"Uchiha Itachi" he introduced and held out a hand
"Haruno Sakura" Sakura said hesitantly and took the hand and quickly pulled back
She just remembered this is the brother Sasuke was talking about in school when he was all pissed and had that deadly aura.
'Why should I care any way. Sasuke is the enemy… but we are supposed to get closer to the guys. I guess I should just stay away from Itachi' Sakura mentally decided
Itachi looked Sakura up and down with a glint in his eyes. Afterwards he turned to Sasuke and asked rather bluntly.
"Is this the new flavor of the week? I must say this is the sexiest one yet, compared to the other girls she leaves them in the dust by at least ten miles. Did you jump her bones yet?" Itachi smirked
Sasuke glared almost hatefully.
"No." he snarled "She's not one of those sluts I ditch every night."
Sakura flinched when Sasuke spoke in such a harsh tone towards the fangirls he chooses a night with. Does he really hate them so much? Why sleep with them then?
"Then who is she?" asked Itachi as he rose a curious brow
"She's my girlfriend. So fuck the hell off." Sasuke growled, his eyes tinted a bit red ten flashed back to onyx
'Crap, what the hell did I get myself into?' Sakura asked herself
She watched the tension thicken so much you could cut it with a butter knife. Sasuke kept his arm around her and pulled Sakura closer so she was pressed up against him. He glared at Itachi who had slit eyes, the onyx now looked slightly red and if you look closer you could see odd deep black marks that could practically hypnotize you.
It was obvious these two have a sibling rivalry relationship… and Sakura got caught in the middle.
'You're a freakin' trouble magnet aren't you Uchiha?' Sakura rolled her eyes mentally
It seemed as if whenever she was involved with Sasuke she was always stuck in some sort of weird predicament.
"Sasuke I, uh. Need to use… the bathroom?" Sakura said unsurely
"I'll escort you" Itachi cut in
"It's fine. I'll do it" Sasuke said hastily
"I insist."
"No you don't"
"But I do"
"I don't care."
"As an older brother I think I could bond with Sakura"
"Forget it. She doesn't need to bond."
"Why so protective?"
"I'm not"
"You are"
"Shut up"
"I won't"
Glare.
Scowl.
"Um – "
Scowl.
Glare.
"I'll find it on my own" Sakura said nervously
'Why am I nervous now? I'm not at school, it's different in HIS territory' Sakura thought
"No, I'll escort you" Sasuke said taking her hand and pulling her away to the bathroom a few doors down
Tug.
"That's quite alright little bro' I got it" Itachi persisted taking hold of her arm and leading her up the stairs. "There is a bathroom in my room upstairs."
Tug.
"It's faster this way" Sasuke muttered angrily
Tug.
"Nonsense, it's only a stairway away." Itachi reasoned
Tug. This is becoming painful…
"Dammit she's not interested!" Sasuke snapped
Harsh pull.
"What makes you think that little brother? Even if she finds you attractive you know you will always be second best to me." Itachi growled
Harsh pull.
"You're too old for her you freakin' pedophile!" Sasuke snarled
Harsh pull.
"You – "
"ENOUGH!!!!" Sakura screeched, tired of playing tug of war with the Uchiha brothers
She shoved both of them away and lightly rubbed her sore arms. She swore she heard several bones crack when they pulled her so hard. She rolled her shoulders back and forth a few times. She heard bones popping back into place…
…
She stepped away from both and glared at them. Both men looked down at the floor like little kids about to be scolded by their parents.
"You two are SO immature! You act like bratty kids who always want things their way!" Sakura yelled "You have no concern for the way you affect others around you! Try thinking about how your actions affect other people you self righteous bastards!"
Both Uchiha boys bowed their heads.
"Now which way is the bathroom?" she sighed agitatedly and softly rubbed her aching shoulders
Sasuke pointed straight ahead while Itachi pointed to the stairs.
…
"Don't make me ask again" she growled lowly
Both sighed and pointed to the bathroom just behind them a few doors away. Sakura nodded and left them to 'think about their actions'
Sakura huffed and kept her head high as she walked away. Both Uchihas stared after her or more specifically her backside.
…
And then she was out of sight. This is where the fighting begins.
"You know if you had just let me show her to the bathroom things would have ended differently" Itachi said shaking his head with a tsk
"If I let you show her to the bathroom she would have ended up drugged and gagged in a bag" Sasuke sneered
"Do you think I am that desperate for a good lay?"
"Apparently yes you sick pedophile"
"Quit calling me that you know that's not true."
"You're 5 years older than her, Itachi"
"She's 17 and I'm 22. Not much of an age difference."
"If you touch her I'll – "
"Who wouldn't wanna touch her? She has a TNT body and damn fine"
Sasuke lunged at Itachi and punched him to the ground. The older of the two grabbed the younger's arm and slammed him into the carpet floor. Thus the wrestle began and just a few minutes later the door slams open.
"Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke. I'm ho – WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
Both boys froze. One with a black eye and the other with a bloody nose.
I know I don't have NaruHina, ShikaIno, and NejiTen but for now I'm focusing on the uchihas and Sakura. You might have already figured out who the person is so won't even say. I'll try to update sooner too! Thank you all for being so patient!
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