Warnings: yaoi.

Pairings: *smirk*

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I make no money of this writing.

An: damn...just damn... your amazing reviews make me want to write more and more like a maniac! And the last time I slept was in June, I think, so sorry if there's mistakes x.x. Thank you guys for the lovely reviews, I luvvv them.

...Bonding trip...

He awoke at the sudden feeling of cold, slitting his eyes open he saw Itachi stumble for the door slamming them shut afterwards... Itachi never slammed doors.

His grey eyebrows furrowed as he looked at the door still, as if they could give an answer, Itachi couldn't be mad at him...just couldn't!

Not for him taking advantage of the kitty while that was drunk, that wasn't an option since by the time they were finished it was an early morning and they were both more or less sober and when they had taken shower afterwards it had been pretty damn clear to him that Itachi didn't mind, he had received a specially wet and sweet kisses in the shower...

He didn't have to wonder for long though, the sound of Deidara squealing got him out of the bed and down the stairs in no time, just in his grey pyjama pants he more jumped than stepped down the stairs only to see Deidara glomping Itachi around the neck seemingly without any intention of letting go.

Hidan sighed, he thought for a while that they're being attacked or something...

"It's the middle of the day, un...you both slept the longest, un!"

Itachi pried the blondes arms off and only then Hidan noticed that the black haired sin's cheeks were in the process of melting off, he hadn't seen them so red before and they got only redder when they were joined by Pein and Sasori...with Sasori under Pein's arm.

He looked at the orange head and smirked at the huge grin adorning Pein's face... somehow the bastard seemed a bit too happy.

"We should have breakfast..." Pein stated already turning around followed by a blushing Sasori and Itachi, Deidara however stayed behind turning to him, the tanned face stretched into a naughty wide smile.

"Who would of thought Itachi would be so loud, un." The blonde whispered winking at him in a way that promised sex.

He rolled his purplish eyes but couldn't resist the smirk tugging at his lips. "Shut up Dei, I think I heard you better than him and he was definitely much closer to me at the time." He expected the blonde to blush or at least shut up, but he apparently underestimated Deidara.

"Blame Pein not me, un!"

To that he decided not to answer, he was rather disturbed about his mind liking the mental image those words produced.

Entering the kitchen he slid his eyes over his friends. Sasori was sitting at the table holding a mug with both hands and sipping from it, the brown eyes trained on the table.

Itachi was making coffee facing away from everyone.

Deidara was shaking with silent laughter watching the awkward scene and Pein...well Pein sat down by the table still grinning then it seemed that the guy remembered something and then Pein was out of the door.

Shrugging he went for the table sitting down himself and grabbing a coffee, he needed it like never before, his head didn't feel very good, there was a dull throbbing in the back of his skull. He blamed Pein.

The silence stretched to the point where he looked at Deidara helplessly, if anyone could get this place alive again it sure was the blonde, but Deidara seemed awfully busy petting the dog laying on the kitchen floor, not seeing his desperation.

He coughed...

But no one looked at him, the dog though barked...at least something.

"Hidan un...Chibi needs his food, will you bring it, un?"

"Bring it from where?"

"The shed outside, un..."

He scowled, it was cold outside and he was still in his pyjama pants only. But he decided it was better than staying here and dealing with the tension.

Grumbling he went for the door stepping into random slippers, he was going to make a run for it and be back before the cold gets to him.

It went good, he got to the shed in no time hardly starting to feel the cold and when he opened the door it appeared that the shed wasn't as cold as was the outside, it was still damn cold but not enough for him to freeze while he looked over the shelves trying to locate the dog food.

Grabbing hold of the large packet he was about to lift it and throw it over his shoulder.

That didn't happen, instead he jumped three feet high hearing Pein's voice. "So...you're an Itachi are together now?"

He swirled around trying to look like he didn't just almost pee in his pants. "The fuck dude, what are you doing here?" he asked because Pein was just standing there in a black sweater and jeans leaning against the wall and still grinning damn it, the grey eyes roaming over him and he did not like the look. Not one bit.

"I was about to get the food for Chibi...so, are you and Itachi a couple?"

"You were about to get the food but you're standing there and watching me getting it?" he pulled up his eyebrows when Pein didn't say anything at first just smirked at him, groaning he realised he was starting to shake from the cold, his nipples going erect for the same reason. And to his horror Pein seemed to notice, the grey eyes slid over his chest, the look lingering a bit too long to be considered innocent.

And then Pein was coming closer with sure steps, he had to take a deep breath not to step back, which wasn't possible anyway since he felt his naked back press against the shelves behind him.

The fact that Pein was taller than him annoyed him greatly especially now when the orange haired bastard loomed over him.

He didn't know what Pein wanted but he wouldn't have it, his palm connected with Pein's chest feeling the firm muscles as he pushed on it hard to gain some space between them. "What the fuck Pein? Get out of my face!" he resorted to growling when Pein didn't budge just pressed closer till the clothed warm chest connected with his naked and probably cold one.

Despite himself he shivered and maybe his eyes went a bit bigger than usual as he looked at his orange haired friend who in turn was looking at him closely, the lips quirked up faintly, the eyes smiling naughtily.

"You looked cold..."

Hearing that he froze for real, his mouth parting, he wanted to say something but he found no words, unwillingly his eyes trailed down Pein's face stopping on the lips, when he realised where he was looking he felt his cheeks heat up and he was about to push Pein away for real this time but this plan of his failed as well.

Pein's lips tasted like coffee and there was nothing gentle about the way Pein was trying to devour his mouth, trying to pry his lips open even when he squirmed and pushed on the firm chest with both his hands, his platinum hair were gripped in a tight fist not letting him turn the head to break the forceful lip-lock.

The metal piercings were digging in his skin almost painfully and he was sure he growled when Pein managed to force the wet tongue in his mouth using his hair to pull his face upwards, he couldn't believe the force Pein was using on him. His lower lip was caught between sharp teeth and he hissed squeezing his eyes shut in the odd pain when the bastard pressing him into the shelves bit down on it not breaking the skin but it still made a shiver run through his spine.

He couldn't believe what was happening, it had shocked him and no matter what he thought of the feeling he gathered his strength and pushed Pein back.

The force was enough to make Pein step away, he wiped at his mouth with the back of his hand and gave the bastard of a friend an incredulous look. "What was that?"

Pein was grabbing hold of his hands and the look in the greyish eyes told him that Pein was not joking, far from it, the eyes were hungry.

He managed to punch the tanned cheek once before he was slammed into the shelves, chest first. His hands were pressed on the shelf before him, the next thing he knew was Pein's teeth biting his shoulder and neck.

He wouldn't give in... no matter what he thought of the feeling of Pein's body pressing into his, no matter that he felt his cock twitch when a hot breath was ticking his ear and Pein chuckled lowly and in a seducing manner.

"I'm merely continuing what we started at the pool..."

"Fuck you!" growling he tried to kick, choking when his legs were kicked apart and a knee pressed in between them, heat exploded on his face, he was grateful that he was facing away from Pein.

Squirming didn't help him much and judging from the hot breaths getting harsher on his shoulders and the back on his neck it was only arousing Pein further, if that was not a sign good enough then the hardness pressing into his ass was.

"C'mon Hidan, you know you like it...hm? Let's see..." he cursed when one of his hands was released and Pein grabbed his crotch feeling him up and surely feeling that he too was aroused. "...Ah see? You do like it..." Pein commented, teeth scrapping over his shoulder and jaw line. The hand squeezing his cock through the thin pants, he shook his head in denial, his breaths coming out uncontrolled no matter how he tried to change that.

He didn't say anything, he wanted to say a lot of things but all that left his mouth were sharp gasps as Pein's hand pushed into his pyjama pants only this time the hand grabbed his ass and grabbed it hard.

"Pein! Stop! I'm serious, stop dude!"

The hand was pulled out and he almost thought it was over he felt...relieved...and...disappointed. But his mussing about it was interrupted as Pein pressed him further into the shelves, releasing his other hand but grabbing his hair, turning his head to the side.

Two long fingers were pushed in his mouth and even when he bit on them, they kept finger-fucking his mouth, pushing in and out while grey eyes were watching the deed.

He was sure he was blushing harder than Itachi had done this morning, but he had no way to get out, Pein would rip his scalp of if he would struggle too much, a least that's how it felt, the only thing he could do was growl and pretend it wasn't making his cock throb with need.

"I'll fucking kill you for this!" his voice cracked in the middle of the sentence, mostly because Pein pushed his pants down to his knees, still holding him by his hair.

"We'll see about that..." the forceful bastard murmured by his ear and even though he was angry and aroused and troubled about where this was going he still noticed Pein's voice trembling.

If Pein wouldn't hold his cheek pressed against the wooden shelve in a steel grip by his hair he would surely bang his head on the same wooden shelf because he moaned when the slick fingers that had just left his mouth were forced into his ass in one go and to the bastard's knuckles it seemed.

His violet eyes bulged out and his mouth stayed parted, he couldn't breathe properly, he felt his body shake terribly as the fingers wriggled around inside of him, his legs were about to give out but it didn't matter, Pein pressing him into the shelves with the chest kept him standing.

Wet tongue licked his earlobe. "Tight and hot..." the tongue trailed down his neck to his shoulder and he couldn't stop shivering, the temperature change was driving him mad, just like the digits now spreading him apart was, he felt his pre-cum slide down his erect cock...there was no denying, in a twisted way he enjoyed this.

"I wonder what kind of sound you make when rubbed there!" Pein chuckled on his back and he felt the fingers curl rubbing his inner walls firmly.

"The fu-uuuck...gha!" a moan. that was the answer to Pein's wondering. He moaned pretty much like a bitch in heat, Pein's fingers were rubbing his prostate and after he had let out the embarrassing sound the digits went wild inside of him, pushing and thrusting and forcing him open and he was losing his mind, his legs were trembling and his heart was trying to break his ribs.

"Lovely sounds Hidan. Don't worry, let them out..."

He wouldn't, he gritted his teeth, but it was all futile, Pein was a maniac breaking his resolve. There was no way to keep quiet when he was pleasured so sweetly and brutally from inside, this was new for him but...but...

The fingers were pulled out and suddenly he was empty and he didn't like it. breathing hard he grabbed behind himself, his hand meeting a naked hip, he wondered when had Pein managed to get the jeans down but it didn't really matter, Pein's aroused and lust filled growl in his ear mattered and the slick head of a cock pressing between his ass cheeks mattered just like Pein's manly hands grabbing and parting his ass mattered.

It was painful, he emitted a keening sound feeling the wide tip spread him apart forcing the muscles apart and then filling him, pushing inside without stopping even though there was not much lubrication, it was raw and still he couldn't stop the moan when Pein stopped pushing forward.

Hidan knew he would never hear the end of this, this would be a teasing material to Pein for all eternity. "Fucking hate you, bastard!" it would have sounded much more serious if he wouldn't have yelped exactly when the bastard pushed the strong hips forward at his words, pressing the balls against his ass.

"Doesn't sound like you hate me..." Pein rasped out after Hidan had squirmed and whimpered, Pein apparently took that as a sign to move, he felt like the big cock inside of him will rip him apart, pulling on his inner walls spreading him open some more with each thrust, Pein started slowly as if trying to figure out how he liked it, though he doubted that was the reason, the bastard was too selfish for that.

As soon as Pein started rocking into him grinding the hips on his ass and the cock into his core he bit down on his hand hard, the bastard was rubbing the same spot that despite everything tried to pull sounds from him, embarrassing and not manly sounds, he bit his hand damn hard, Pein apparently noticed, the tanned strong hips slammed into him hard and as if that wouldn't be enough Pein slapped his ass so hard that he yelped and felt his flesh shake.

"Oh god...you b-bastard!"

"Just fucking enjoy it..." was Pein's breathy answer and judging from the low sounds Pein was making, Hidan wasn't the only one who was affected greatly by this.

He presumed it was Pein's pre-cum that made the moves smoother and...wetter. it was getting too much, with each slam he was forced further into the wood pressed against his front, with each bone crushing thrust he was moaning louder and his cock was a weeping mess rubbing against the shelve too hard for it to be just pleasure, with a loud keening moan he realised he was a masochist.

"Fuck...fuck!" he kept repeating it, refusing to call out Pein's name and he was so close, when he heard Pein groan and hands were rubbing his chest teasing his nipples, he couldn't deny a thing anymore, his legs were pushed wider apart and he was moved, Pein's hand pushing on his back to bend him a little...he complied.

His ass cheeks were parted once more as Pein drove inside of him hard and fast non-stop and since the bastard taking him was now loud and gasping and almost moaning, he didn't care much anymore he moaned too and didn't stop when Pein hummed approvingly.

He wasn't all that sure he liked Pein's hands groping his ass and squeezing it but he could live with it, he was almost coming anyway nothing mattered much at this point, not even his own drool trailing down to his chin.

"H-Hidan, nhh!"

The bastard was coming before him! And the thrusts were getting slower and then they stopped, he felt hotness filling him as the cock inside of him was grinded against all the right places, Pein's hips rolling into circles with force.

And then he was empty again and still hard and...on edge. He will kill Pein for this, slowly and sadistically. It was decided!

Before he could turn around he was turned, boneless as he was he gave his orange haired friend a nasty look noticing the red cheeks and it seemed Pein had bitten his own lip till it bled, he was tempted to grin because of it but Pein failing unto the knees before him left him with his jaw slack.

"What...oh...fuck!" his needy leaking cock was grabbed by a sweaty hand and the very tip was sucked into a hot mouth, tongue digging in the slit as Pein sucked and looked up while doing it.

He didn't know what it all meant but he was coming just because of the sight, having the mighty self-centred bastard on the knees before him with his cock being worshipped he couldn't hold back even if he wanted to.

The hand kept jerking him and Pein kept sucking, swallowing it all down almost greedily. For a change he was the one fisting hair and pulling on them hard, but it wasn't even an intentional action, it just felt so damn good.

A pink tongue licked all around the head dragging a final shaky moan from him before his manhood was released completely and Pein stood up while he in return slid down and sat on the floor panting.

The next moment he was standing up and pulling his pants back on already lunging for Pein's grinning face with his fist first.

His fist was dodged and warm hands grabbed the side of his face pulling him forward their lips meeting just for a heartbeat before Pein pulled back and laughed brightly. "Don't be a pussy Hidan... accept it like a man, we both liked it."

With that said Pein left him there stupefied.

It was only after five minutes when he realised that he was awfully cold and there was sticky... stuff trailing down his tights.

Grimacing he went for the door and no, he wouldn't bring the dog food...

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