Disclaimer: You have no idea how many things would be different in the Harry Potter books if I owned 'em. For instance, Sirius would have a chainsaw -coughMegcough- And also, Isabella, Mary and Jackeline here would exist, as hard as it is for me to write their lines. -pretends to puke- I am also not MC Hammer.

Marauders and Marauderesses

siriusblacksgirl52 has logged onto The Marauderesses Lair

potterismine304 has logged onto The Marauderesses Lair

remusmaniac96 has logged onto The Marauderesses Lair

siriusblackgirl152: I now call this official meeting of the Marauderesses to order.

remusmaniac96: Huzzah! What's on the agenda today, Jackeline?

siriusblackgirl152: I don't know, but don't call me that, Mary!

remusmaniac96: Sorry, Jacky.

potterismine304: I know! That little bitch, Lily Evans.

remusmaniac96: Whoa! Thank god for T rating.

potterismine304: But it's true! That little wench is stealing James Potter away from me! -begins crying-

siriusblack152: We know what you mean, Isabella.

remusmaniac96: Yes. There, there.

potterismine304: It's… it's just not fair! She doesn't deserve him!! And the number of times she's rejected him!! -cries hysterically-

siriusblack152: Well, you should set your standards higher. Now, Sirius Black… -swoon-

remusmaniac96: Black is nothing compared to Remus Lupin!! -fangirly screams-

potterismine304: But, I know that James and I are made for each other! That Evans is just getting in the way!! -still crying-

siriusblack152: Its okay, Isabella. We all think Evans is way out of line. Even thinking about rejecting a Marauder is outrageous! But then becoming friends with them -faints-

remusmaniac96: Yeah! It's not right!! It's one thing for Peter to be a Marauder. As unpopular as he is, at least he's a guy! But for a girl to get so cozy with the Marauders -falls over dead-

potterismine304: -dries some tears- Thanks, girls.

siriusblack152: It is true though, Isabella! Her behavior is unacceptable! Despicable even!

potterinmine304: And it's not as if that was enough, Jackie! Those other two, Evan's friends, Harmony and Morgan or whatever! I've seen them getting cozy enough with the Marauders!

remusmaniac96: -flames in eyes- If I could get my hands on that witch!

siriusblack152: This is horrible! This can go on no more! We Marauderesses must take action to save our beloveds!

potterismine304: YEAH!

reindeermastaaa, YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS! on Marauders' Chat

m00nyr0x wishes Padfoot would stop on Marauders' Chat

evanslover laughes at Padfoot's screen name on Marauders' Chat

reindeermastaaa: I AM DA REINDEER MASTAAA!!

m00nyr0x: Argh.

evanslover: I can't believe our reindeer battle was that intense.

m00nyr0x: Don't remind me. Please. Don't.

evanslover: I can't believe it though. I mean, Padfoot and I had you cornered and then Padfoot decided to attack me too.

reindeermastaaa: I brought you both down! Not to mention Peter!

reindeermastaaa: As I said before, I AM DA REINDEER MASTAAA!!

m00nyr0x: Argh. -slaps self on forehead-

reindeermastaaa: COOL!!

lilyflower has logged on to Marauders' Chat

evanslover: Lily?

reindeermastaaa: You've come on here WILLINGLY?!

melodymaker has also logged onto Marauders' Chat, boys, so don't freak

melodymakers: It appears I'm a bit too late to not let you freak, Sirius.

lilyflower: Yeah, well…

cisforcookie is has caught up to her friends on Marauders' Chat

reindeermastaaa: AAAHH!! TOO MANY UN-SIRIUS LOVING GIRLS ON MY PAD OF BACHERLORTUDE!!

cisforcookie: I am going to pretend I didn't just read that because that was just weird.

m00nyr0x: Ditto.

m00nyr0x: Prongs, snap out of it. -snaps fingers in front of James' face-

evanslover: CHEESE FONDU! I mean, yes, Moony? -evil glare-

reindeermastaaa: -has run for the comfort of his bomb shelter-

lilyflower: Thank god!

reindeermastaaa: HEY! I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!

m00yr0x: Be quiet you. -slams door of bomb shelter in Padfoot's face-

reindeermastaaa: -whimpers and makes puppy dog face-

m00nyr0x: Going to pretend I didn't just see that.

m00nyr0x: Why are you all on here anyway?

melodymaker: We're bored…

lilyflower: …and we've got nothing to do…

cisforcookie: …so we've decided to come on here and bug you guys.

reindeermastaaa: It's scary how they finish each other's sentences like that.

lilyflower: -slams door of bomb shelter in Sirius' face again-

reindeermastaaa: HEY!! Okay, I'm out of the bomb shelter! Jeeze.

siriusblackgirl152 has forced her way onto Junior Death Eaters' Outcove

sectumsempra: What the hell? Who are you? What are you doing here? More importantly, how did you get on here?

greenandsilver43: Yeah, this chat room is for Slytherins only. And no Marauders' fans!!

siriusblackgirl152: You don't understand.

potterismine304 has logged onto Junior Death Eaters' Outcove

remusmaniac96 is also here on Junior Death Eaters' Outcove

sectumsempra: AH! WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING ON HERE?!

potterismine304: Let me explain…

greenandsilver43: We don't want any of your explanations! Get off now or we'll use deadly force.

remusmaniac96: WAIT!

sectumsempra: Fine. Explain yourselves.

remusmaniac96: Okay. My name is Mary, 6th year Ravenclaw.

siriusblackgirl152: Jacky, 7th year Gryffindor.

greenandsilver43: -twitch-

sectumsempra: Continue.

potterismine304: Isabella, 5th year Hufflepuff.

siriusblackgirl152: We are the leaders of our respective Marauder fan clubs and together we form the Marauderesses.

sectumsempra: Stop boring me with your jibberish and tell me what you want from us.

siriusblackgirl152: Well, I know for a fact that you, Severus Snape, 7th year Slytherin, loathe the Marauders.

sectumsempra: -sarcastically- What gave you that idea?

remusmaniac96: We need your help.

greenandsilver43: Since when do fan girls team up with their idols' archenemies?

potterismine304: Who are you exactly?

greenandsilver43: Wouldn't you like to know?

siriusblackgirl152: For your information, we are not planning on bringing the Marauders down anytime soon. We just want to get those annoying girls that stick to them as "friends" out of the way.

greenandsilver43: And what makes you think we would want to help you?

siriusblackgirl152: I don't know, but I thought that you might be relatively willing.

greenandsilver43: You obviously thought wrong. Who are these girls you plan are destroying anyway?

remusmaniac96: So, you are somewhat interested.

greenandsilver43: I never said that. I would just like to know.

potterismine304: Lily, Morgan and Harmony, all 7th year Gryffindors.

greenandsilver43: I see Miss Jacky doesn't care too much about house fidelity than, does she?

siriusblackgirl152: Those girls just need to learn a lesson to stay away from the Marauders.

sectumsempra: Fine. We're in. Now what do you want us to do?

m00nyr0x: Now that we've sorted out Sirius and his "bomb shelter"…

reindeermastaaa: DO NOT DISS THE BOMB SHELTER OR MY REINDEER WILL GET YOU!!

cisforcookie: ??

evanslover: Long story, involving flying reindeer stuffed animals and wars.

lilyflower: I see. You boys really have no life.

reindeermastaaa: I have a life! Just a very strange one.

m00nyr0x: I believe we've gone over this before. You can not be "da reindeer mastaaa", have 2957 usernames AND a life.

melodymaker: 2957??

reindeermastaaa: AND PROUD OF IT!

melodymaker: I wholeheartedly agree with Remus.

evanslover: All in favor that Padfoot has no life, say "I". I!

lilyflower: I.

cisforcookie: I.

m00nyr0x: I.

melodymaker: I.

reindeermastaaa: NOT I!!

m00nyr0x: So, we've reached a unanimous decision.

reindeermastaaa: Hello!! Earth to Moony! I said "NOT I".

m00nyr0x: You're opinion doesn't count.

reindeermastaaa: - snaps fingers- Aw, man.

evanslover: he he he.

reindeermastaaa: Does anyone else have the feeling that something really bad is going to happen?

evanslover: No, other than Moony exacting revenge against you, why?

reindeermastaaa: Well, Moony doesn't scary me too much, but...

evanslover: He's supposed to! He's sp00ky!!

m00nyr0x: …

reindeermastaaa: ...but I honestly don't know.

lilyflower: I'm sorry to admit it, but he's got somewhat of a point.

cisforcookie: -jaw drops to floor-

melodymaker: Wow. The apocalypse must be approaching fast.

m00nyr0x: What makes you say that?

melodymaker: Well, first Lily admitting falling for James and then Lily agreeing with something Sirius said.

melodymaker: Oh wait a second…

lilyflower: HARMONY!!

evanslover: …

lilyflower: ARGH!!

lilyflower has run away

melodymaker: Man, I really screwed that one up.

reindeermastaaa: I believe we could say that that was worse than any of my mess-ups, couldn't we, Moony?

m00nyr0x: No, because last time you messed up, I ended up in detention.

reindeermastaaa: Oh yeaaa…

m00nyr0x: …

m00nyr0x: YO! PRONGS!

evanslover: I wasn't supposed to know that, was I?

cisforcookie: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE??

evanslover: ??

melodymaker: RUN AFTER HER, MAN!!

evanslover: ?!

cisforcookie: GO ALREADY!!

evanslover: I'm going!!

evanslover has run off after Lily

m00nyr0x: … You planned that all, didn't you?

melodymaker: Maybe.

cisforcookie: Harmony isn't one to make those kind of mistakes. Especially when there's a backspace button. And Lily's bound to figure that out eventually.

melodymaker: But let's just hope Jamesie-boy makes it to her first.

reindeermastaaa: I'm not sure whether to think of you as geniuses or pure evil incarnate.

m00nyr0x: Big words! Claps for Sirius!

reindeermastaaa: Shuddup.

melodymaker: I believe we'll take both, won't we, Morgan?

cisforcookie: Yes. I do like the idea of being an evil genius.

reindeermastaaa: STOP! SIRIUS TIME!

m00nyr0x, cisforcookie, melodymaker: ?!

reindeermastaaa: Dun dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun, CAN'T TOUCH THIS! Dun dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun, CAN'T TOUCH THIS!

m00nyr0x: -slams head onto desk-

cisforcookie: As fun as that was, how 'bout we go spy on James and Lily?

melodymaker: Oh yes! Let's!

m00nyr0x: You truly are evil.

melodymaker: And that's what makes us so awesome. -wink-

reindeermastaaa: AAHH!! PROOF! PROOF, I SAY! PROOF!!

melodymaker: What?

reindeermastaaa: I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!!

melodymaker: Okay. I warn you, I always win.

m00nyr0x: It's true, Padfoot.

reindeermastaaa: YOU MEAN, she's even beaten Sir Moony, Sp00ky Master of All??

m00nyr0x: STOP WITH THE SP00KY THING!!

cisforcookie: GUYS! If we don't hurry up, we'll miss out on the love fest!!

Marauders' Chat has been abandoned by the quartet that has gone spying in hopes of catching a glimpse of what is happening between Lily and James.

Junior Death Eaters' Alcove has been abandoned by the Marauderesses and the Slytherins who have gone off to plot their evil schemes.

Post Scriptum: So, there it is. What could they possibly be plotting? Hmm... -strokes imaginary beard- Anyway, I need a name for greenandsilver43, like a real person name of sorts, but I can't really think of anything. If anyone's got ideas (the randomer the better), please post them in your reply. Thanks in advance!