Cullen Fan Mail

Got a question for the Cullens?

Wanna find out where Emmett works out?

Think Rosalie is the same girl you saw in front of Victoria's Secret?

Dying to know where Alice really shops?

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It's as simple as... replying!

When other people are answering (other than the person you wrote it to) it will be bold

Disclaimer: Oh honestly if I owned Twilight would I be sitting here writing this sad excuse for a story?

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Dear Emmett,

This is Orphan Ashley's cousin.� I'm the sane one in the family. My question
is...If I find a place that doesn't rain nor shine, will you run away with
me?

Love, MsZuberu16

P.S�Orphan Ashley told me to tell Ed it's NOT over! Muhhaahhahaahahaa!

Dear MsZuberu16,

THERE ARE SANE PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY? Umm…no

Ed says it's on.

Emmett

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Dear all Cullens (and Bella - you count too, of course ),
I have two questions...
1) Why are all vampire partners boy/girl - do you not get gay/lesbian
vampires? And can a werewolf imprint on someone of the same sex?
2) This is for Edward and Bella - do you believe that you would've found each
other even if the Cullens hadn't come to live in Forks? I do - destiny
Please answer! I really love all of you!

Love,
MoonStar
X

Dear MoonStar,

Carlisle: Goodness, there are gay/lesbian vampires and werewovles but I haven't met any.

Emmett: Ya, I was beginning to think Ed was gay-until he found Bella.

Edward: Fuunny. And yes, we do. Everything happens for a reason.

Love,

Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett

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Dear Jasper,
You said that you were very charismatic when you were a human, but do you
think that's changed since you've become a vampire? Now you seem more reserved
and quiet, I wanna know if it's just me that thinks so! Oh, and do you only
let Alice call you Jazz? Just wonderin!

Sincerely,
nightwind688

PS- You are AWESOME:3

Dear Nightwind688,

You're not the only one who thinks that. I get a bunch of stuff like 'Oh Jasper, WHY EMO?" Or from Esme 'Oh Jasper darling you're such a wonderful young man, why are you so gloomy?'

Only Alice calls me Jazz.

Love,

Jasper

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Dear Cullens,

Have my questions created mass destruction yet? Just checking. Well I have a
question for everyone. Since I told you to read your book will you see the
movie when it comes out? About ya'll characters, um only Esme and Rose look
like how most pictured. Emmet your actor is almost bald! HAHAHAHAHA!Oh but
Bella's look perfect for the movie.

Luv ya lots!
Gracelalia

Dear Gracelalia.

Edward: YES ARE YOU HAPPY? I NEED THERAPY NOW! I'm OK. I don't really look like that. But Robert'll do.

Emmett: I like me. I'm NOT BALD

Rosalie: I'm not that ugly

Esme: Wow, mine looks perfect!

Alice: I'm pretty!

Carlisle and Jasper: WE"RE BRUNNETTES? AND OUR ACTORS LOOK NOTHING LIKE US!

Love,

The Cullens

(AN: you can get the cast on

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Dear Most AWESOMEST Couple in The Universe
Have u crushed on some1 be4 u met?
�BE TRUTHFUL!
I hve anothr 1
� Do u guys want 2 go 2 DisneyWorld?
cuz some Fanfics hve u guys going 2 DisneyWorld and thr really funny
#1 Fan Of Both Of U
KirbyStar 5

Dear KirbyStar5,

Bella: No.

Edward: Umm…. No. Actually we were think of going to Paramount's Kings Island in April (AN an idea for another fic. Details later)

Love,

Edward and Bella

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Dear Jazz and Alice mostly Alice,
Jazz if you didn't go into the cafe what would you might have done. And Alice
would you keep searching for him?
Love CassieRae, your biggest fan!

Dear CassiRae,

Jasper: I don't know what I would do. Keep running, I suppose

Alice: Yes, I would have. I saw myself meeting him sometime soon.

Love,

Alice and Jasper

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Dear Esme,
I heard about Carlisle's Gayness, sucks to be you. I love Jasper, but I love
Alice too so I wont hurt her feelings by stealing him away. Did you take
Alice's advice and read Twilight, if so, what was your opinion of it?
From
Purplepixie'n'srinkles
p.s. You vampires are all so effortlessly B-E-A-Utiful. I'm Jealous!

Dear Purplepixie'n'srinkles

Esme: HE'S NOT GAY! And yes we did. It was pretty good. Edward didn't enjoy New Moon at all and some of Eclipse scared him. He kept muttering something about no compromise?

Love,

Esme

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Dear Cullens,

Hi!
Just a little question
WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL ?

I love your family, if want to have the same !

A FRENCH FAN [ Sorry if I did mistakes I'm not pretty good in English

JACOB FOREVER [I know you don't like him :p

Love,

Nora33470

Dear Nora33470,

Edward: Jacob's dead to me. YAY! A French Fan! I didn't know we were so popular

Carlisle: Well, it's all part of the change. It's a long, boring and complicating process.

Emmett: Ya, people screaming their heads of in agonizing tortured. Reeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllll boring!

Love,

The Cullens

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Dear Alice,

Would you mind sharing Jasper? Pwease?
You two are awesome by the way.
Although I do hate shopping, sorry.

Dear Jazzy,

You win. Sorry Edward and Emmett. Jasper beats you.
Also, what's your favorite food?

-Zeke

Dear Zeke,

Alice; NO SHARING! AND YOU HATE SHOPPING? WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU!

Jasper: I don't eat food. But maybe spaghetti!

Love,

Jasper and Alice

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Dear Cullens:

What would you do if someone had found out about your secret and leaked it to
the media? Or… say, written a book about you? How would you handle that?

Edward - What would you have done if Bella really had killed herself and you
had been prevented from getting to the Volturi? Would you have tried to go on?
Because, you know, lots of people love you. Like me, haha. :) But seriously,
fan girls or not, there could be someone else out there for you.

Emmett - Hi! You have a fan girl. But, um...I think Edward has way more.

Jasper - Just wanted you to know, you have a fan girl. :)

Bella - It's okay to be klutzy! Besides, you're going to be a stinkin'
vampire (not meant literally) soon, and you will be the embodiment of grace.
hugs I am jealous of you...you have Edward. I will�never be able to find
someone who is as good as him for you, who will be my Edward.

Yours,
Ali

Dear Ali,

Carlisle: EMMETT! PLEASE DON"T TELL ME YOU TOLD THE FBI!

Edward: I would have killed myself. End of discussion.

Emmett: Psh! Whatever, I sooo have more and you know it!

Jasper: FANGIRLS

Bella: Thank you? I AM NOT KLUTZY! OK, maybe a bit! DON"T LOOK AT MELIKE THAT!

Love,

Bella and the Cullens

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Dear Cullen Family,

What would your worst fear? Also, for Edward, ITS NOT OVER!

Much love,

Orphan Ashley

Dear Orphan Ashley,

Edward: OH NOOO! NOT YOU! MY BIGGEST FEAR! YOUR QUESTIONS!

Emmett: I don't have fears

Alice: The mall closing down

Jasper: Losing Alice

Carlisle: Tasting blood

Esme: A messy house!

Love,

Edward!

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Well, one more Cullen fan mail done! Again with the usual apologies for the wait! I have decided on an idea for a new fic. Stay tuned. Details later! Don't think I won't answer all of your questions, I will , just keep reminding me. If, after the epilogue, I still haven't answered a question of yours, remind me and I'll instantly post a new chapter with your questions. My fic runs on your reviews so start asking!

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HAHAHA did you honestly I was done? And without a questions from my dearest cousin? PUH-lease she won't let me post a chapter until I post her questions.

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Dear Rosalie,

I know you hate being a vampire, but I also know that you are very vain,
don't deny it. So, my question to you is the following: would you rather be
a resplendently gorgeous vampire or, the most ugly and hideous of humans.

Don't lie,
AneleTiger.

Dear AneleTiger,

When I first read your question, I though 'Goodness, how difficult!' Now I think 'Duh! How obvious!' Honestly, I would give up my beauty for humanity. What a great question!

Love,

Rosalie

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Edward, if you could figure out a way to read Bella's mind, would you (even
though you know she would hate it)?
Alice, Yea! You're my fave! Anyways, how many clothes do you have and what do
you do with the old ones? (Can I have them?)
Jasper, have you gotten used to Bella's "sent" yet? And do you watch war
reenactments? What's your favorite?
Emmett, what's your favorite past time activity? (Besides hunting)
Rosalie, Does Emmett ever get jealous of other guys looking at you:)
Esme, do you find it hard to take care of the kids? If you could have a job,
what would it be?
Carlisle, if you could figure out a way to get Esme pregnant, would you (if
she said it was fine)?
All of you, if you could become human again, at the cost of loosing
everything you have now, would you?
Yea! Thankies!
Your biggest fan,
squekydog!
P.S. Sorry about the toughies! I must know!

Dear Squekydog,

Edward: YES! I would love to know what she was thinking! Altough, I wouldn't want to upset her

Alice: I'M HER FAVE! YAY! I have too many clothes to count. And, I just give them to Goodwill!

Jasper: I have gotten better at restraining my self. No, that's weird.

Emmett: Hmmmmmm… playing GH 3 or football.

Rosalie: Oh god yes! Hell-ooo it's Emmett we're talking about. He tackled one guy at the mall this one time when he asked me for my number. Jeez, I have never gone to the mall with him since!

Esme: Yes, it's crazy. I'd probably be an interior designer. Or top model.

Carlisle: Ummm… Hey jadedragon618 has your cousin died? I think Squekydog is channeling her spirit.

Me: No, sadly. JK cousin, ILY (sometimes)

All: OMG YES!

Love,

The Cullens

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Dear Edward,

When I first read New Moon I cried when You left. If you hadn't come back I
think I might have gone to South America and tracked you down. Now, my
question. What would you have done if Bella hadn't jumped off the cliff, and
she moved back with her mom in Florida? When you came back, I mean. Yeah stupid
question and even dumber situation. Sorry!

Love,

Water-Lyly
P.S. You're awesome. I wish I knew you as a person and not just on paper.

Dear Water-Lyly,

Hmm… everyone says they'd have gone to South America. I would probably track her down in Florida and give her anything she wants (almost).

Love,

Edward
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Well, that's the real end. Sorry for the long update, as usual. No questions this weeks from my cousin, but I'll have something next week. Until then!