Hello everyone. Sorry I took so long with uploading this chapter. School keeps me busy so I'm sorry if my chapters get in a little late. I'll try to post them in sooner but most likely it will take another month before the next chapter is posted, but for now enjoy this. this chapter is about the Ren vs Sanji battle. A battle between two big perverts. Who will win Ren? Or Sanji? Read on to find out.

Oh and remember that mission I gave you on the eighth chapter? The one about advertising my story so I get a100 reviews by the tenth chapter? Well please continue on my loyal fans.

,Chapter 9

Sanji vs Ren! Battle of Pervs!

While Luffy was busy going face to face with his mother, the other Straw Hats were busy with their own confrontations.

"This is ridiculous," Zoro complained uncharacteristically. "She's blocked all of my attacks."

"She's really fast. I can't even touch her with any of my lightning bolts," Nami said.

"Give me a shot," Frankly said, while lifting his arm vertically and unlatching his hand to reveal the multiple barrels built into his arm. "Weapons Lance!"

"SHAVE!" Shauna shouted.

Franky shot out a rapid fire of bullets at Shauna, who used the Shave technique to avoid the attack with a blur of speed. "Dang it! Where'd she go?"

For the past 10 minutes Shauna had, mostly, played defensively and bounced around the battlefield. When Zoro attacked she blocked with her bo staff, when Nami used her lightning attacks she would use her faster-than-lightning reflexes to dodge, and even Robin couldn't catch her because of how fast Shauna was.

"Franky! Look out!" Zoro yelled.

"What?" Franky then noticed that Shauna was right behind him, but before he could react she punched him in the face so hard that he was sent flying at least ten feet away.

"Franky!" His friends yelled in distress.

"Is this it?" Shauna said with an overconfident grin. "No offense, but I expected better from a crew with an overall bounty of over 600,000 berries."

"You shouldn't get too comfortable or else you'll regret it. Like you said we're a crew with an overall 600 million berri bounty. We didn't get it for being pushovers," Nami smirked.

"What are you acting so cocky for?" Zoro asked. "You're just gonna just hide like a wuss and leave the dirty work to the rest of us. Again."

Nami, in response, smacked him over the head with skull-cracking force. "Shut up you insensitive jerk! I'm so gonna help take her down!"

"Really?" Robin said with intrigue. "You seem unusually motivated. Why is that?"

"Why? Um..." Nami's face went a bit red. She didn't really know the answer herself, but she knew that she didn't want to lose to Shauna. But the real question was why did she want to beat Shauna? To prove herself? But she didn't obsess over that kind of thing like the boys do, but she couldn't ignore this nagging feeling in her heart that wanted to show Shauna that she was a useful member of the crew. But why?

Luffy.

'Why am I thinking about Luffy in a time like this?' Nami thought. She noticed Robin staring at her with her usual grin. "What?"

"Oh nothing," Robin replied. "I just realized a pretty important fact about you, Nami."

"W-what is t-that supposed to mean?" Nami asked flustered.

"Guess you don't just love money and tangerines, do you?" Was all Robin would say.

"Huh?"

"Not to interrupt your conversation, but have you two forgotten that we're in the middle of a fight?" Zoro interjected.

"Oh yeah. Sorry Zoro." Nami replied offhandedly.

"Hey guys!" Franky yelled as he ran toward his friends. His metal nose was dented from Shauna's punch and his face was noticeably swollen. "Get focused, 'cause this chick's not gonna be easy to-"

"So you're still conscious, huh? Guess they don't call you a cyborg for nothing, but I honestly can only blame myself for not being able to one shot you when I had the chance. I won't fail again." Shauna interrupted venomously. She was surrounded by a dark and demonic aura similar to her aunt/captain. "SHAVE!"

Shauna instantly appeared in front of Franky, who flinched at the sight. "Oh crap!" Shauna swung her fist at full force. Franky tried to block it with both his iron arms, but her punch was so strong that it left a huge dent on both arms and sent franky flying 30 feet away. when he landed he created a huge dust cloud.

"Franky!" His friends screamed in distress.

the dust cleared and Franky lay in a mid-sized crater. He groaned, showing he was at least conscious. "...It is not my… day."

"She's got a lot of power," Zoro muttered.

"Looked to me like she was venting," Robin said indifferently.

"About what?" Nami asked hesitantly.

"Your surprisingly dense, Nami," Robin said with a knowing smile.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Nami asked with a scowl.

"Oh nothing." Robin said again.

Nami muttered an inaudible curse. She was becoming uncharastically annoyed with the older woman.

"Watch out!" Zorp screamed. Without warning, Shauna charged at the group with an insane speed. Like a rocket no less. Zoro pushed Nami and Robin out of the way. Shauna swung her bo staff with amazing level of power, but Zoro blocked it with his own power and the two clashed.

"Glad to know that you're actually worth your berries." Shauna said while pushing against Zoro with her bo.

"Glad to know you're this strong. I was getting a little bored," Zoro said as he pushed back against her with his swords.

While Zoro and his group were clashing against the powerful Shauna, Sanji and his group were having an equal amount of trouble fighting against the flirtatious and strong Ren.

"MOON BOUNCE!" Ren jumped high up in the air to avoid Sanji's kick. Sanji was not pleased with Ren avoiding all of his attacks. "Slippery son of a b****."

"TEMPEST KICK!" Ren sung his leg diagonally and a powerful blade of wind was produced and went straight for Sanji, but he avoided the attack by lunging to the side.

Ren descended onto the dessert ground. He glared at Sanji. "If he's gonna keep dodging my long distance attacks then I'll have to use my new move."

"What are you muttering over there," Sanji said impatiently. "Get over here so I can kill you!"

"Be careful what you wish for, Black Leg," Ren advised. He moved his arm to his should and straightened his hand. "You might just get it! TEMPEST SLASH!" Ren swung his arm at high speed and a blade of wind was produced. It went straight for Sanji at a speed that was much faster than the Tempest Kick and tore right through Sanji's right sleeve and cut him right below his shoulder.

"Sanji!" Usopp and Chopper, who were watching the fight from the sidelines, screamed as they saw stream of blood flow out of Sanji's arm.

"I'm alright!" Sanji assured, while holding his wound. "It's just a scratch."

"How do you like my Tempest Slash?" Ren asked. "It goes without saying that it's an altered version of the Tempest Kick. It has less power than the kick, but it's several times faster. I'd go as far to say it's the little brother version of the Tempest Kick. Not as powerful than the big brother, but a lot faster. I can relate to that."

"Really why is that," Sanji asked curiously. For some weird reason, he was getting curious about this guy, who was Luffy's cousin.

"You want to know?" Ren said, feeling a bit surprised. "Didn't think you'd care. But fine I'll tell you on one condition."

"What condition?"

"You three have to tell me why you guys joined Luffy's crew, okay?"

"Why?" Sanji, Usopp, and Chopper asked.

"Meh. Just curious," Ren shrugged. "Oh and can I get Nami and Robin's measurements."

"Hell no you perverted freak!" Sanji shouted angrily.

"Oh come on," Ren pleaded. "How about I give you my aunt and sister's measurements in exchange."

"Really?!" Sanji squealed, but then shook his head viciously. No! No! No! I will not be swayed by a shallow bit of intimate information of two very beautiful women."

"How do you even know that kind of stuff?" Usopp asked. No matter how close a family they were, it seemed a bit much for a guy to know another woman's measurements.

"I tailor all the units outfits," Ren explained nonchalantly. "We don't see much action, but we do see a lot of danger, so the uniforms get messed up and I patch them together."

"You admit to being able to sew?" Usopp said weirdly.

"Dude, I get to measure all of the women on board. It really worth it." Ren said with a sleazy smile.

"All of… the women's measure… ments," Sanji wheezed.

"But I make it a point not to get involved with the people you work with," Ren said. "So it doesn't really mean anything."

"It means everything!" Sanji shouted.

"Why is knowing a person's measurement such a big deal?" Chopper asked Usopp.

"It's a human thing." Usopp answered dryly. "This really is a battle between pervs."

"Oh yeah this is a battle," Ren remembered. "And you two are involved. This isn't a spectator sport." Rem wordlessly used Shave and appeared right next to the two members of the weakling trio, who yelped.

"Me and my big mouth!" Usopp groaned.

"Sorry about this." Ren was about to punch Usopp ith jaw breaking force, but, just like the last time, Sanji went to intercept Ren with a kick, but this time Ren was ready. Ren rotated his body and grabbed Sanji's leg and hurled him into the air. "MOON BOUNCE!" Ren leaped into the air and got into a kick stance. "MOON BOUNCE KICK!" Ren kicked, but Sanji, with expert acrobatics, did an upward midair flip and avoid Ren's attack.

Sanji, while upside down and above Ren's head, grabbed both of Ren's shoulders with both of his hands, flipped down, and kicked Ren's lower back. "Selle!"

Ren was sent crashing down to the desert ground, which created a huge cloud of dust which completely covered Ren from sight.

"I've been wanting to do that to you since I met you," Sanji said after landing gracefully on to the ground next to Usopp and Chopper.

"Did that finish him?" Chopper asked as he watched the cloud of sand.

"I'd doubt it. That guy doesn't seem to be the kind of guy who goes down easy," Sanji said.

Just as Sanji said it, blades of air came flying out the sand cloud and hit Sanji, Usopp, and Chopper head leaving multiple cuts on their bodies.

"Dang it! I let him get me," Sanji shouted frustratingly.

"Tempest Slash... Machine Gun." Ren said softly as the sand cloud faded away.

"Guys are you okay?" Sanji asked while glaring viciously at Ren.

"He got me. I'm dead." Usopp said dramatically as he fell to the ground.

"Usopp!" Chopper screamed hysterically.

"Stop playing dead, you coward!" Sanji screamed angrily. Usopp only had a few minor cuts on and Chopper had a minor abrasions on the side of his head. Sanji, on the other hand, took the full force of Ren's assault. He had deep cuts all over his body and he breathed heavily, as exhaustion began to kick in as a result of the long fight.

"He is?" Chopper said.

"Shut up! I could still get away, before he kills me!" Usopp whispered defensive.

"That wouldn't work." Ren spoke up. "My hearing is above average and I can still hear your heart beats."

"Ah crap! He knows!" Usopp screamed.

"It wasn't that hard to figure out," Sanji said dryly.

"Sanji, your wounds look bad," Chopper said as he looked at the cuts. "You need to get them treated."

"I'm fine." Sanji dismissed. "Besides it doesn't look like he'll let us just go if we ask him."

"You've pegged me pretty well," Ren smirked. "But that said, I don't gain pleasure from bullying the beaten. Just surrender and our ship will treat your injuries."

"Go to hell." Sanji spat. "I don't want, nor do I need your pity, besides we have a doctor far better than any you guys could have on your little ship."

"Sanji..." Chopper said softly.

"Besides," Sanji continued with a sly grin. "Who says I'm beaten?"

"I did, like a minute ago," Ren said obliviously, ruining Sanji's cool guy moment.

""I know that you moron!" Sanji shouted angrily.

"But it makes sense that you'd be on Luffy's crew with that level of stubbornness," Ren humored. "Sorry for underestimating your drive. This time I'll take you down with no mercy!"

Sanji smirked. "Right back at ya-"

"MOON BOUNCE!" Ren jetted towards Sanji, catching him off guard. "FINGER PISTOL!" Ren jabbed a finger in Sanji's right thigh, causing him to scream in pain.

"Gaaah!" Sanji screamed.

"Sanji!" Chopper and Usopp Screamed in distress.

Sanji forcibly pulled his thigh away from Ren's finger, which caused his own blood to splatter, then he immediately kicked Ren in his chest, sending him skidding back five feet. Sanji charged forward, ignoring all pain, and went for another kick to the chest, but Ren was ready.

"PAPER BODY!" Ren's body became like paper in the wind and swayed past Sanji's kick, irritating him. Ren's body went back to normal and he swung his arm at high speed. "TEMPEST SLASH!" But Sanji, with superhuman reflexes, avoided the attack by ducking.

"He dodged it!" Ren said with.

"Collier Shoot!" Sanji kicked Ren hard in the neck and sent him flying upwards into the air. Ren recovered and wordlessly shot a Tempest Kick. The blade of air appeared to be way off course and was sent meters away from Sanji, but moments before it hit the ground it curved and went straight for Sanji.

"Crap! My body won't move!" Sanji cursed, as he tried to avoid the attack.

"Jump Point!"

Chopper, in Jump point, leaped to save Sanji and avoided the Tempest Kick. Chopper was on top of Sanji and smiled. "You okay?"

"Yeah, but... what are you doing?" Sanji asked.

"What are you talking about? This is a battle between him and us, right? Besides you're too hurt to keep fighting, so as your doctor I'm telling you to leave it to us." Chopper ordered kindly.

"Us?"

"Exploding Star!" Usopp shouted, as he shot one of his stars. Ren was still in midair when he was hit by Usopp's Exploding Star and was blown up in a fiery ball of heat. "Did that get him?"

The answer was no.

Ren descend from a cloud of smoke, with his cloths charred and his face very angry. "I'm normally a chill guy, but what the heck!"

Usopp flinched.

"He seems mad," Chopper said.

"You'd be too if someone tried to shoot you down," Sanji said. "I'd want to kill that jerk."

"Hey I was trying to save you!" Usopp screamed, feeling annoyed.

"You tried to kill me!" Ren shouted.

"You tried to kill me!" Usopp retorted.

"But I didn't mean it!" Ren countered.

"You used that Finger Pistol thing!"

"I was going to knock you unconscious!"

"And that's supposed to make me feel better!"

"I don't know, why don't we find out! SHAVE!"

Ren appeared right next to Usopp, who yelped. Sanji yelled, "Usopp, get away from there!"

But it was a shout too late.

Usopp tried to run away, but Ren swung his fist at break neck pace and hit Usopp clean in the gut. His legs shook like jelly and he collapsed on to the sand and lay there unconscious.

"Usopp!" Sanji and cried out. Sanji glared at Ren hatefully, as Chopper looked on with concern for Usopp.

"Oh relax. The guy's just unconscious," Ren clarified. "Besides you guy's still have me to worry about. MOON BOUNCE!" Ren leaped into the air and he looked like he was about to us Tempest Kick, but Chopper intercepted him.

"Jump Point!" Chopper, in Jump Point, tackled Ren in the air and Ren fell, but he used Moon Bounce to keep himself in the air, but Chopper was far from done. "Arm Point!" With big, oversized arms Chopper used the momentum of falling to boost the power of his punches and furiously and mercilessly beat Ren with multiple punches. "This ends now!"

"I agree," Ren whispered, "This will end now. Paper Body!" Ren's body turned to paper and he bypassed all of Chopper's punches , used his flexibility to get behind Chopper, and punched him right in the back. "MOON BOUNCE... PUNCH!" A huge shockwave sent Chopper crashing down, which made a sand cloud and a crater the size of a boulder. Chopper lay at the center, unconscious.

"Chopper!" Sanji screamed, as Ren, gracefully, descended onto the battlefield. He looked in bad shape, with noticeable bruises and bumps, plus he was breathing heavily and coughed up a bit of blood. He looked down at Chopper with a hard to read expression.

"The guy could hit that's for sure. A reindeer that can transform and talk, huh? It's so like Luffy to invite someone like that as a crew member-"

"Diable Jambe!" Sanji screamed as he spun on his toes at high speed.

"What the heck are you..." Ren noticed that Sanji's whole foot was glow red... like magma.

Sanji stopped and lifted his glowing foot. "It's only fair to warn you that this attack... hurts like hell!" Sanji charged at Ren and kicked.

"IRON BODY!" Ren blocked Sanji's kick, but instead of feeling nothing, like usual, he felt an intense and agonizing burn. "AAAAHHH! It burns! It burns!" Sanji kicked again and again and didn't stop. Sanji was extremely angry. Ren cried out in pain with every kick.

"This is for Chopper!" Sanji said before one kick "And this is for Usopp!" he shouted with another. Sanji kept kicking relentlessly.

'This guy sure is ticked,' Ren thought. 'Can't blame him, though. I did hurt his friends, but still I can't lose, so I'll have to use 'that'. It'll hurt like hell, but so does the rest of my body. Here goes nothing!'

Ren endured it. He endured every powerful and painful and hot kick Sanji delivered, until finally he saw it. An opening to end it all. Ren flexed both of his biceps so hard that the sleeves of his uniform ripped off, shocking Sanji. 'This is it. I either win or I lose." Ren clasped his hands together and drove his clasped hands past Sanji's leg and struck his chest. 'I lack the physical power that Luffy, my sister, and the rest of them have, but with this technique having more power won't matter!'

"Counter Pistol!" A huge wave of force went through Sanji's body and he spit out blood. Sanji fell and kept falling to the ground and as he fell he said in a weak voice, "You... win." Sanji fell and didn't get back up.

Ren had won.

Ren was exhausted. He huffed and huffed for what felt like forever. He felt like he'd been hit by a magma covered hammer, which he, more or less, was. But even with all the pain he smiled, as he looked down at Sanji's unconscious body. "You're extremely strong... Black Leg Sanji. I'm honored to have been one of your opponents. Oh and, by the way, your Diable Jambe does hurt like hell. See ya."

Ren turned and started walking, but he barely walked ten steps before collapsing to his knees and coughing up blood. "Strong is an understatement. His kicks cracked most of my jerk!"

"But I got to get moving... to Aunt Lily," Ren started crawling to where his aunt was.

And that's the end of this chapter. Boy what a write. Personally I think this my best work yet. Action comedy, and a little romance all rolled up in one sweet chapter.

Next is the battle between Shauna and Zoro. Who do you think will win. What do you think of the result of this chapter's battle.

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