"Loki, that wasn't fair. You didn't let me react"

"How would you have?" answered the intrigued voice of a trickster.
"well…" Heimdall stuttered.
"Well… it doesn't matter. Because it didn't happen!"
"then why are you yelling at me?" Loki said rather dully as he leaned his head on his hand. He was presently seated at his desk in his office starring intently at the watchman on his couch.
"Because I hate you! I think that's valid enough reason." Heimdall mumbled as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"no you don't. And it's pretty obvious how you feel about me. Heimdall… I gave you an outlet. Take it or leave it." The trickster god smiled as his eyes seemed to laugh at him.

"Who are you to say how I feel? If there is one thing anyone knows it's my hatred for you. And that's all!"
"You're a horrible liar."
Heimdall blinked and stood up, walking over to Loki's desk as he slammed his hands down on it.
"I'm getting sick of your cocky attitude! Leave me alone!"
"If my memory serves well, you were the one who initiated this conversation. I'm just answering you." Loki mumbled smiling.

Heimdall shook irritably and walked around the edge of the table so he was standing right next to Loki.
"nothing to say… Well actions serve better then words right?" Loki leaned back into his chair, spinning slowly so he was facing Heimdall and chuckled softly.

"Rebuttal?"

Heimdall said nothing. He just stood there glaring at him.

Loki laughed again and stood up with closed eyes.
"you won't act on it. But I can see it in your eye. Heimdall…" Loki raised a hand to Heimdall s face, letting it pass beneath his hair, and over the scar the trickster god himself had left him.


Heimdall tensed instantly, a small pain starting on the right side of his face.
"don't touch me Loki." he growled. He couldn't move Lokis hand away; if he tried it would only apply pressure to the wound.

Loki sighed and let his hand drop so his hand was on the others neck.
"I think I'll give you another outlet." In one swift movement Loki's other hand darted out wrapping itself around Heimdalls waist as he pulled the watchman closer.
Loki smiled again, his eyes declared owner ship, and he ducked his head to take Heimdall's lips once more.

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Heimdall jumped out of bed, knocking a pillow over the edge and onto the floor in his shock.
Loki must have put a spell on him or something. There was no way he could have dreamt about that of his own free will.

It had to be Loki! There was no other excuse for it!
And with that idea in mind, he set off for Lokis room. Hell bent on making him talk. About what, he had no clue. But he was going to go yell at him for SOMETHING!

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"LOKI YOU BASTARD!!!"
…
"?" Loki blinked the sleep from his eyes and looked up to see Heimdall with his legs on either side of Loki's own.

"What the..." Eyes going wide at the fact it was the middle of the night and he wasn't imagining Heimdall on top of him he mumbled the last word out of shock.
"YOU DID IT! I KNOW YOU DID IT!"
"Did what? And uhm…Heimu, I'm tired and so have no intention on doing any of that tonight. If you want you can come back tomorrow and we could make arrangements..." Loki laughed at the last part while Heimdall realized the position he had put himself in and jumped off of him.
"YOU MADE ME DREAM ABOUT---"Heimdall cut himself off. If Loki wasn't the one behind it he would certainly never let him live it down if he told him.

"About what?" Loki said as he leaned his elbow on his pillow.
That evil smile was clear on his face and Heimdall glared at him.

"About…. well it doesn't matter what it was about! You made me dream!" "Oh and its so horrible to dream."
"It what you made me dream about!"
"I thought you said that didn't matter…?"
"BAH!" Heimdall yelled irritated as he shook his head and looked up. "DAMN IT!"
"uh-huh. That's perfectly fine. But what are you damning?"
"IT!"
"the clown?"
"NO!!!"
"Then what?"
"WHAT I DREAMT ABOUT YOU DIMWIT!"
"But what did you dream about?"
"KISSING YOU-----!" Heimdall slammed his hand on his mouth, blushed, jumped off the bed and walked over to the wall where he then proceed to sit down Indian style and slam his head on the wall while biting his hand.

Loki took a breath. Coughed and sat upright.
"uhm…pardon?"

Heimdall made choking sounds and bit harder.

"Heimdall…Heimdall stop that!" Loki yelled suddenly jumping out of bed and coming to a stop beside the watchman. He grabbed the others arm and pulled it away from his mouth.
Heimdalls hand wasn't gloved so his fangs had almost pierced skin.
"and you call me the dimwit." Loki said sighing starring intently at the marks left on his hand.

Heimdall blushed and turned his head so he was facing the opposite direct and closed his eyes.
"Loki, let go."
The trickster god laughed lightly and placed his other hand on top of Heimdalls.
Claws tickled his wrist but he ignored it and brought the hand up to his face slowly.
"You know people are going to think there is something wrong with you if you keep hurting yourself like that."

Heimdall said nothing and snatched his hand away, nearly scratching Lokis face in the process.
Loki closed his eyes and leaned in so his face was close to Heimdall's neck.
"Anyway…about that dream of yours…" He blew softly on the watchmans neck and Heimdall twitched jumping up to his feet.
"Nothing about it! It was your fault! I hate you!"
Loki stood up as well, draping his arms around Heimdall's neck.
"Maybe it was my fault. But just a question… do you really think that highly of me?" Loki whispered lightly.
"Loki! Don't touch me!" Heimdall growled as he clenched his fists and stared at the ground.
But the ginger haired boy wasn't blind. He saw the blush forming on his face.
"Actions serve better then words."
Heimdall cringed.
Loki had made him dream! Either that or his dream was extremely accurate.
The emerald eyed boy smiled through half lidded eyes, leaning his head into Heimdalls neck.
"Loki! Let go of me!" Heimdall growled again. His legs were getting weak. And- What in the world was Loki doing?!

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"KYAA!!! SOMEONE ATE MY ICECREAM!!! HEIMDALL DID YOU EAT MY ICECREAM!!?! YOU ATE IT DIDN'T YOU! WHERE IS MY ICE CREAM HEIMDALL!!!!"

"I threw it out." Dull and to the point, replied the watchman.
"WHAT!?!" Loki asked disbelievingly
"Ice-cream makes you do bad things. I don't want to find myself in the same predicament I found myself in last night." Heimdall mumbled as he dried his hands, having just finished washing dishes.

"Bu-but you-yo- no… no you didn't…no" Loki continued as he stared at him in shock.
But he grinned to himself when the other wasn't looking.
"that's right…what did we do last night?"

the violet haired boy choked and almost dropped the pitcher of Kool-Aid he had taken from the refrigerator.

Twitch
"Well?"
twitch again
"our one night stand has left you speechless Heimdall!?"
TWITCH
"WHAT THE FUCK!?! ONE NIGHT STAND!?!" Heimdall yelled suddenly "there is something seriously wrong with you. It didn't go that far!"
"Ah! So you do remember! I feel so loved." Loki laughed
Heimdall shook his head and poured two cups of cherry Kool-Aid.
"I hate you."
"Love you too!!!"
"No I mean it Loki. I'm going to kill you."
"of course you are. Will it be after or before a passionate kiss?"

Another twitch. Loki was having too much fun with this. And just yesterday he was so embarrassed and resentful!
What happened to that Loki!?!

Heimdall turned around to glare at Loki and then his eyes went wide.
Loki had a cup of mint ice cream in front of him. How he did it? No clue. But it was there.
Now what was the trickster plotting?
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The night before-

Yes, that WAS Loki's body he was being pushed against.
Yes, that WAS Loki's hand crawling under his shirt.

Yes, that WAS Loki's mouth on his neck.

No, that was NOT Heimdall's imagination.
No, that was NOT something Heimdall enjoyed...
No, that was NOT a lie.

Ok, well, maybe it was.

Heimdall was a big fat liar and he was no good at it.

"Loki. I'm going to pretend this isn't happening. Now let go of me so I can go burn off all my skin."
Loki rolled his eyed and held the watchman tighter.
"No but seriously…Loki, your hands are cold. Stop it." Heimdall replied somewhat stuttering, yet as calmly as he could.
He could have sworn he heard Loki laugh as he pinched his stomach. Either way he jumped and spun around.
"THAT HURT!"

Loki proceeded to let go of Heimdall and roll around on the floor laughing as the watchman glared at him.
Recalling a similar scene he realized what must have happened.
"You had ice-cream a little while ago didn't you…"
Through laughs as he rolled on the floor, "HAHA--YES! AHAHAH-"

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Loki grinned innocently and took a bite of ice cream.
"I love ice-cream." 

Heimdall twitched and picked up Lokis cup of Kool-Aid.
"I don't like you…" he mumbled and tossed the cup at him, Kool-Aid and all.
After making sure Loki was covered with the cherry drink and that the floor was filled with enough shattered pieces of glass to keep Loki busy for a while he left the room.
Hopefully the after effects of the ice-cream would wear off by the time he was done.
Now what was it Yamino told him to do incase it wasn't…
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Back to Friday night-
"Heimdall?" Yamino asked as he knocked lightly on the door.
The violet haired boy bounced away from the round desk in the corner of the room as his computer went onto stand by, he couldn't have Loki's keeper taking note of the 'Fix Loki Files' he had been looking at.
"What is it?"
Yamino opened the door a crack and handed Heimdall a slip of paper.
"just a few warnings about Master Loki, so you know what to steer clear of, while I'm gone." Yamino closed the door and his foot steps were heard heading for the first floor again.
"Warnings... Loki isn't that destructive is he?" Heimdall murmured to himself as he unfolded the slip.

1. Ice-cream is a no.

Heimdall scoffed. 'Obviously I learned my lesson on Thursday'
but he kept reading. There was more for the ice-cream warnings.

- It takes about an hour to start and end. Meaning how he reacts, which usually involve something on his mind at the time.
- depending on how much ice-cream he has is how far he'll go. So you can maybe give him half a cup and hope for the best. I haven't tried it. I don't suppose you should.

At that point there was a little drawing of E-chan with a sweat drop over its small form.
Heimdall was forced to do the same.

2. DO NOT LEAVE HIM ALONE IN THE KITCHEN!
- You do not want to have to answer to 'the friendly bowl'. Don't ask, just don't do it.

3. Television.
- His favorite television show is that "Cos-play girl's steam bath inferno" I highly recommend you don't let him watch it. Master Loki tends to act up in more ways then not.

4. Lack of sleep.
- Master Loki must get his sleep. If he doesn't he tends to get delusional and shout out randomly.
- I never want to see that again. Please make sure he sleeps this weekend!!!

Another strange drawing only this time it was a sobbing E-chan with glasses and a handkerchief.
Yamino must have been trying to draw a tiny facial expression of his own but it came out looking like a blob
Heimdall sighed and folded it back up putting it on his table beside his computer.
"Back to: fix Loki files!' Death by brain freeze…that wont work…stupid ice-cream…"

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Heimdall sat in the living room with a book in his hands. The spine of the book read "William Shakespeare's Hamlet"
"I think there is something I've forgotten…" He mumbled to himself as he flipped the page.
"Humans are insane…utterly insane…" he mumbled as he read on.
After laughing silently for a moment he looked around the room.
It was too quiet….
Loki was up to something…
Heimdall stood up consciously and leaned over just a bit to look through the kitchen door.
Relaxing somewhat as he saw the familiar black coat hunched over the broken glass he sighed.
Closing his eyes as he sat down again the t.v on the wall flashed on.
"SURPRISE!!! TV!!!"

"WHAT THE!?! YOU WERE IN THE KITCHEN!!!"
"No that's E-chan!" Loki giggled as he flipped the channels.
"the pink blob… Didn't that thing go with Yamino?" Heimdall mumbled.

"Ya, but he came back last night. How do you think I got my ice-cream with out leaving the room? Little things love me" Loki joked again.

Suddenly remembering the note Yamino had given him he jumped up alarmed.
'it hasn't been an hour yet!'

"Its time for that show Freya's on… steam bath something…" Loki mumbled as he got to the right channel in time to see Freya hit another girl with a strange blue tube.
"That cooking show went out of business after the incident with Skuld…" The trickster snapped his fingers and the pink shikigami flew in with Loki's coat.
"It's cold!" Loki smiled at the pink thing as it plopped down on his head.

Of course Loki would like this show…he was the infamous play boy god of Asgard after all…
but what did the note say about t.v again?
" wha-!?" Heimdall jumped as he felt the dark cloth surround him.
"Heimu must be cold too!" Loki smiled.

Heimdall blinked down at the god who was shorter then him at the moment, having slumped against the couch.
He sighed and rolled his eye.
He shut his one red eye and tried to feel around, under the surprisingly large coat, for his book.

"Heimu…remove your hand."
Heimdall blinked, twitched and yanked his hand back.
Blushing furiously as he turned away.
"KAWAII!!!" Loki yelled suddenly.
Heimdall raised a brow expecting to see some girl on the screen and instead got jumped.
"KAWAII HEIMU!!!"

'fucking ice-cream…'

Heimdall had his back on the couch and Loki was on top again.
This time though Loki wasn't doing anything too wayward.
He was just lying on top of the other with his arms wrapped around the watchmans waist and his head in the nook between Heimdalls neck and shoulder.

In fact Heimdall didn't really mind that much. If it weren't for the fact there was still a part of him that despised the god and he was horribly shocked that Loki was YET AGAIN on top of him!

And then….
"FREAK! LOKI!" Heimdall jumped. Loki's eyes laughed again and he bit Heimdalls bottom lip.
The watchman jumped again and his hand came up in an attempt to block his mouth from the other but instead he found his hand ungloved and being massaged yet again.

It was quite obvious Loki didn't care about girls anymore. He had no competition at all…
But then again, what was he competing for?!

He certainly was not competing for Lokis affections.
Heimdall hated him. In fact every time Loki touched him he felt horrible and hated it.
'Liar' he mumbled to himself as Loki sucked on His neck.
His hands were free again and instead of pushing Loki away; he ran one hand through the trickster's hair and the other he used to hold one of Loki's steady, seeing as they were hell bent on drifting lower until the watchman would be forced to kill the other due to violations of personal space.
Though it was safe to say Heimdalls personal space had all but evaporated along with every mind numbing kiss Loki placed on his lips.

"Loki…" Heimdall muttered, annoyance ringing off of his voice.
The watchman was loosing it, loosing his mind with every little touch.
If Loki didn't get off of him soon Heimdall would be forced to either hurt the god or do something his child body was not capable of and something he had been dreading from the beginning.

Loki said nothing but smiled and undid a few of the top buttons on Heimdalls shirt.

Heimdall blinked. Twice…
he put a hand on Loki's forehead and shoved him off.
He blinked again and looked at the ground as he buttoned his shirt and listened as Loki was somewhat in shock too.

"who is that…"
the T.v flashed to a black screen and a females voice giggled silently.
"Oh this is wonderful! I'll be in touch!" the screen flashed again and shut off.

"how long was she there?"
"no clue…"
"Loki…"
"yes?" Loki answered swinging his legs as he sat on the couch, another childish antic he had picked up from humans.
"If you ever do that again, intoxicated or not I will destroy you." Heimdall glanced around for his book as arms draped around his shoulders again.

"ACK!"
"Heimu is a Meanie!" Loki pouted kissing the watchmans neck again. Heimdall twitched.

"LOKI-KUN! YOUR BEAUTIFUL ASSISTANT IS HERE!!!"

'fucking Mayura!'
Loki bounced off of him instantly and dropped to the floor looking around the couch as if he was expecting a monster to come out of no where and attack.
Loki was getting much too childish…

"Kazumi is still here?" Mayura asked as she dropped her school bag on the floor.

"Yes Mayura, Kazumi is still here" Loki mumbled as he stood up, apparently finding his game boring, fully composed as he fussed over his ribbon now dressed in his usual black coat.

Sighing as he found his book had been thrown onto the floor he picked it up and started for the stairs.
"you guys can get to work on what ever it is you guys work on while I finish my book. By the way Mayura…don't let him into the kitchen." With that Heimdall walked upstairs and into his room.

'Tomorrow is the play…wonderful… Girls are creepy though…I wonder if that was Janet…I wouldn't put it past her.'

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The plot bunny's sisters attacked me again. Blame them for all the funky scenes in this chapter!!!
Anyway the T.v thing came up last minute but now I have ideas for the next chapter!
Off to go write it!
Read and review!!!