I am the Eggman

by Starrilight-Hotaru

So, his best friend was the figure head of a cult. His next door neighbor didn't talk to him because she thought she was a siren. And his half brother hadn't maintained his humanoid form for more than five minutes in years. But Inuyasha figured all of this was normal, that is until he met her. IK SR MS

10. Chapter 10

This is a 100-word drabble.

It is rated M for mature themes and content.

Disclaimer: I claim to own nothing. Do with that information what you will.

Word Count: 238

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I Am The Eggman - Chapter 10

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Sesshomaru and Kagome were butting heads.

And neither seemed willing to back down. The man dog wanted to nap in the sunroom as was his custom. The new bitch would call and whistle at him until he had to find refuge in a far less suitable spot. The man dog wanted to nap with his head in Rin's lap. The new bitch would 'tsk' at him, remind him that he wasn't a real dog, and shoo him away with a smirk. The man dog wanted to nap while his half brother slaved over an essay. The new bitch convinced his step mother that his 'condition' shouldn't be a barrier to his education. And now he had to listen to instructional bullshit all god damned morning or fear the wrath of Izayoi.

The man dog wanted to snap at the new bitch's fingers, but Rin wouldn't approve. The man dog wanted to trip the new bitch down the stairs, but his step mother wouldn't approve. The man dog wanted the new bitch to make new friends so she would stop coming over after school and ruining his life, but that was hoping for far too much.

Maybe his stupid half brother or his worthless friend would seduce her so she could put the energy she was current using to get on his last nerve to better use. Otherwise he swore he would lower himself to shitting in her shoes.