AN: So, I got this idea from Rainbow Lagoon's story 'Bloopers!' (You should read it, it's funny). Purely humor. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own PJO or Les Miserables.
STORYTIME!
Ch 1
Director: "And…ACTION!"
Gavroche: *starts walking down the street and trips over his own foot*
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "Action!"
Gavroche: "Hey, kid, what's the matter?"
Estelle: "I-I…HAHAHA!"
Gavroche: *Looks at the camera with a 'WTH' face* "What did I do?"
Estelle: "S-sorry… Juliet, stop making faces! Stop- *giggles* Sorry, I'm sorry- HAHAHAHA!"
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "Action!"
Gavroche: *walks down the alley, money in hand*
Estelle: *giggling*
Gavroche: "Hey, kid, whatcha 'laughin at?"
Estelle: *doesn't stop giggling*
Gavroche: "Umm… Estelle?"
Estelle: "What?"
Gavroche: "That's your line."
Estelle: "Crap!"
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "And…ACTION!"
Gavroche: "What's your name, kid?"
Estelle: "Estelle. Do you know any sujdisjhk- Sorry. Can we start that again?"
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "Action!"
Gavroche: "Well, they…"
*camera pans to a nearby crate*
Cameraman: "Um…"
Director: "Where'd she go?"
Juliet: *off camera* "Wait, is that my scene?"
Estelle: "Yep."
Gavroche: "Now we have to start all over again. Thank you so much."
Juliet: "Shut the BLEEP up."
Director: "CUT!"
Ch 2
Director: "Action!"
Silena: *Sits next to Juliet*
Juliet: "…"
Silena: "…"
Director: "Do you need the line?"
Silena: "…"
Juliet: "Should we stop?"
Director: "I think so."
Silena: "Wait, what?" *Juliet starts laughing* "Wait, is it my line?"
Director: "Yeah."
*Juliet laughs harder*
Silena: *also laughing* "I thought it was HER line! Sorry, I'm sorry- HAHA!"
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "Action!"
Silena: "Can't you just hang out with him? I mean, you are a dead kid."
Juliet: "Thank you for noticing."
Silena: "What?"
Juliet: "The line is 'death kid'."
Silena: "I know, that's what I said."
Juliet: "You said 'dead kid'."
Silena: "I did?"
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "Action!"
*Silena tackles Juliet*
Silena: "ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
Juliet: "Oww… okay, I know it's part of the scene, but I actually hit my head on a rock… oww… I think my head is bleeding."
Silena: "Um, do we have a doctor or something on set? Apollo kid?"
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "Action!"
Beckendorf: "So, what should we…"
*nothing happens*
Beckendorf: "Um, aren't they…?"
Juliet: "BLEEP, I'm sorry. It's just… where the BLEEP is Gav?"
Director: "…"
Silena: "…"
Beckendorf: "…"
Juliet: "Should we cut?"
Director: "I think so."
Ch 3
Director: "Action!"
Nico: "JULIET! GET DOWN FROM THERE!"
Juliet: *slips off the roof and falls face-first* "Oops." *giggles*
Nico: "Uh…did you guys make sure that the bottle had water instead of rum?"
Props person: "Oh, BLEEP."
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "And, ACTION!"
Annabeth: "Who's Aaron?"
Juliet: "My friend."
*Rave music starts playing*
Annabeth: "What…?"
Juliet: "What the BLEEP?"
*Look at each other and randomly start dancing*
Director: "CUT!"
Ch 4
Director: "Action!"
Juliet: "Fine. What…" *looks down the alley* "Um, it's gone."
Nico: "What?" *looks down alley* "Well, this isn't good."
*Loud roar off camera*
Juliet: "Son of a BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP"
Nico: "We should probably go kill it."
*both run off camera*
Director: "…CUT!"
Ch 5
Director: "Action!"
Gavroche: "We're going to DIE!"
Juliet: *slaps him* "GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!" *bursts out laughing*
Gavroche: "What-?"
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "ACTION!"
Gavroche: "Jules, it's the ninth."
Juliet: "No it isn't! Its the NINTH! My birthday is… I screwed that up didn't I."
Gavroche: "Yep, you BLEEPed up."
*All the rebels crack up*
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "Action!"
Percy: "NICO! SAVE US!"
*shadows keep attacking them*
Director:"Juliet and Nico, you guys are supposed to stop the shadows."
Nico: "WE ARE! WE'RE TRYING!"
Juliet: "It's not…it's not working…BLEEP!"
Director: "CUT!"
Ch 6
Director: "Action!"
Boublil: "Ah, Miss Darkheart, it's an honor to have you here."
Juliet: "…Thank you."
Schönberg: "That's not the line."
Juliet: "I know, I'm sorry, let's start over."
Director: "CUT!"
Take 2
Director: "Action!"
Boublil: "It's an honor to have you here."
Juliet: "I'm certainly…oh, BLEEP! What the BLEEP- I had it!"
Director: "CUT!"
Take 6
Director: "Action…"
Boublil: "It's an honor to have you here."
Juliet: "…I'm certainly honored to be here."
Director: "SCENE!" *everyone on set starts clapping*
Juliet: "Yes! I finally got it!"
Nico: *off camera* "It's a MIRACLE!"
Thalia: *also off camera* "Took long enough."
Juliet: "Shut the BLEEP up."
Director: "Action!"
Juliet: "I happen to be very proud of that song. You know, I was-"
Aiden: "Juwie!"
Nico: "Aiden, this isn't your scene."
Aiden: "What?"
Juliet: "You come in later, bro."
Director: "CUT!"
Ch 7
Director: "Action!"
Percy: "What! Why not?"
Nico: "Because I'm being-"
Juliet: *off camera* "What the BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP-"
Nico: "Did anyone else notice that Juliet swears more than all of us combined?"
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "And, ACTION!"
Juliet: "Yo, squid spawn, let's go."
Percy: "No, that's not it."
Take 2
Director: "Action!"
Juliet: "Let's go Waterboy."
Percy: "Nope."
Take 3
Director: "Action!"
Juliet: "…Line…"
Director: "CUT!"
Ch 8
Director: "ACTION!"
Thanatos: "Who are you? Who are these people with cameras in my home?"
Juliet: "God BLEEP, Dad."
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "Action!"
Juliet: "Okay, Aiden, I'm gonna take you-"
Thanatos: *off screen* "Child, you are not dating yet, are you?"
Juliet: "…Hey, Aiden, wanna see dad get his arse handed to him?"
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "Action!"
Nico: *walks up to cabin and sees the barricade* "What the BLEEP?"
Director: "Just go with it."
Nico: *attempts to climb the barricade and falls off* "How the BLEEP do I climb this thing?"
Director: "CUT!"
Director: "Action!"
Nico: "…What's my line?"
Director: "CUT!"
AN: Yeah, I wanted to do something funny. Maybe I'll make a Facebook chapter. Review if you liked this!