People question how sane I am, I question if my sanity even exists… O.O….that is all. ONWARD!
Disclaimer: WHAAAAT! SINCE WHEN DIDN'T I OWN NARUTO! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN…wait….DAMN YOU MEL! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY STUFF! Damn internet inventing eBay….T_T
RECAP!
"Interesting…"
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CHAPTER TEN!:
RANDOM POP-UPS!
"WHEN THE HELL DID THIS GET HERE! WHEN WAS I PUT IN A CAGE!"
"Last chapter…" Tsunade concluded.
"Oh…right…"
-BANG!-
"HOLY SHIT! WHY IS THIS THERE!" I continued to zone out at the bomb in my lap.. "Oh…it's a bomb…Author-me just said so…OMFUGJ! A BOMB!" I chucked it out of the HUGE gape in the wall that just magically appeared. Deidara popped his head up.
"Hey guys, what are you doing here?"
"Rescuing you, yeah!" he ran and grabbed my cage and ran.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I NEED RESCUING! IM NOT A MARY-SUE!" (Don't know what it means? LOOK IT UP!)
RANDOM POP UP!
"What the hell was that?" I questioned
"Apparently it was a random pop up, yeah…"
"Can I touch it?"
"I wouldn't., yeah." I went closer to the random pop up and poked it. It snarled at me.
"GERRRRR! ANGRAH FACE OF DOOM!" I screamed, making the random pop up scamper away crying. "Hehehe, that's why I'm banned from McDonalds.."
"Uh….yeah.." Deidei sweat dropped.
"CHILDREN TASTE LIKE BACON! But only three year olds…its weird.."
"You know this how, yeah!"
"…don't ask, just don't ask…it brings up bad memories."
"I wont, Yeah…."
"YOU JUST DID YOU BIG LIAR! -CRASH- SAILING SAILING JUMPING OFF THE RAILING! DRINKING DRINKING TILL THE SHIP IS SINKING! GAMBLING STEALING LOTS OF SEX APPEALING!" this song reminds me so much of the Akatsuki…I don't know why…it just does.. Come let us sing the sailor song!
"Pickle and a poorly made sandwich!"
"Why. Yeah?"
"Because I am a Jesus deer!" (Watch princess Mononoke….just. Do. It.) "INSERT RANDOM MOVIE REFERENCE HERE!"
RANDOM POP UP!
"WHY DO THESE THINGS KEEP COMING UP! I ASKED FOR A RANDOM MOVIE REFERENCE! NOT A POP UP!" I complained, hitting the random pop up with a GIANT HAMMER! "Taco…SICK EM!" Taco came flying out of nowhere and started mauling the random pop up.
"Well…this is entertaining…." Shino DEFINITELY smirked.
"DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!"
"…No promises…"
"CHEWBACCA!" oh, there's the random movie reference…
"I see…so where were we going with the plot line?"
"Deidei was going to rescue me because I apparently am the Mary Sue type."
"Oh right."
"THEN LETS GO YEAH!"
RANDOM POP UP!
"GO AWAY! NO ONE LIKES YOU!"
;_;Random face…
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…I kinda feel bad for the random pop up…Koneko is mean…THAT IS ALL! JA NE!
Ko-chan! (OR IS IT)
Yes…yes it is.