Furfaidz: Ten! Ten is... Uh...
TBP: Ha ha! You can't think of anything!
Furfaidz: Ten is... zen?
Ekari: On with the chapter!
Chapter 10
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Janice, Emily, and Megan stood with Jack in the destroyed captain's cabin. It was thanks to the kraken that there was a large hole behind them, as well as most of the cabin being in shambles.
"What a dump." Emily said
"This dump is my cabin." Jack said
"Your cabin's a dump." Emily said
"Just needs a bit of fixing, some varnish and wood, and varnish... and wood." Janice suggested. Jack pulled up his table and a chair. He sat behind it as Barbossa walked in, Jack the monkey wearing his hat on his shoulder.
"I believe you have competition," Barbossa smirked. Jack the monkey jumped off of Barbossa's shoulder.
"He does not wear it well." Janice said
"I'm just surprised he could wear it period." Emily said with a shrug
"He does look a bit cute wearing it though." Megan put in. Jack the monkey chattered before running in front of Captain Jack. He snatched his hat away when the monkey jumped onto it's little monkey bar.
"I see you neglected to properly take care of me ship." Barbossa commented
"What this?" Jack said, pointing to the hole behind him, "Just ventilating to clear out the stench of the previous occupant." Jack waved his hat in front of him. Barbossa stopped walking across the cabin when he heard this.
"Oooh, burn!" Emily said. Barbossa scoffed at them.
"Thinking of putting in french doors actually. I like a bit of cross breeze." he said with a smirk. The girls all looked at him, then at each other.
"Is that a euphemism for something?" Megan asked
"I think there's a hidden meaning behind it." Emily said
"I don't care, I like it." Janice said. Emily and Megan stared at her friend before laughing, although Janice didn't get it.
"What?" she asked. Gibbs walked in, pushing through the "temporary door", or curtain as the girls called it. He stood at attention looking at Jack
"Heading captain?" he asked. Jack stood and put on his hat.
"Two degrees starboard." he said. Barbossa looked at him appalled.
"I'm captain of the starboard side!" he said, before turning to Gibbs, "Two degrees starboard."
"Whose idea was it to split the ship?" Emily asked
"It was my idea." Janice said, "You all called it creative and that it should be tried."
"Oh yeah." Megan said nodding.
"The captain will now take the helm." Barbossa announced. Jack quickly walked past the girls and Gibbs, Barbossa hurriedly running in front of him.
"Aye captains!" Gibbs said, surprised by their sudden moves.
"Follow them?" Emily asked
"Meet you up top!" Megan said with a snap of her fingers.
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Megan appeared in front of the helm. Barbossa and Jack scrambled to it before standing completely calm on opposite sides of it, while Cotton stood back behind it. Janice and Emily joined her.
"What're they gonna do?" Janice asked
"Give it a second." Megan said. Barbossa turned the wheel to the right a bit. The girls looked at Jack. He titlted his head slightly before turning the wheel to the left a little bit.
"I've got a bad feeling about this." Emily whispered
"Yep." Janice and Megan said in unison. Barbossa looked over at Jack before looking ahead once more. He grabbed the wheel and turned it right, his hand not moving from the handle he was grasping. Jack grabbed onto a handle of the helm to move it, but Barbossa was holding it firmly in the position it was in. Jack used to hands to move it. Finally Barbossa grabbed onto the wheel with both hands to keep the wheel in it's position. Jack suddenly jerked on the wheel. Barbossa made a cry of surprise, and all the girls winced.
"Ouch." Emily said
"It was super effective." Janice said
"Two points." Megan said. Barbossa walked off in defeat holding onto the area between his legs. Jack smirked and looked ready to do a victory dance before he calmly moved the helm to the left.
"Where's Cheyenne?" Megan asked
"Fishing with Pintel and Ragetti last I saw them." Emily said.
"Thanks." Megan said, walking off.
TBP: Ah, my favorite deleted scene from At World's End
Furfaidz: Hey, can we get Beckett to swear, then Jack says he can't do that in a disney film?
TBP: Furfaidz, that was a blooper, not a deleted scene.
Furfaidz: It was still funny.
TBP: And so was Barbossa's hat flying off and him calling Calypso a b***
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