We still haven't found who D is, so now we're going out with MON since we ran through all the girls at home. Right, Tionishia is dragging me like a rag doll while running from store to store. As Tio, which she wants to be called, goes through the music store, I flashback to how this happened.
Zombina had called in Kimihito and me because another letter had appeared. This one read "I will grant you death. Until death separates us forever, together we'll share a fleeting dream. At the end of your short lives, I will grant you death. I shall send you into eternal Hell and everlasting darkness. This life is like a mirage disappearing in the wind. I am the servant of darkness. From D." Geez, who wrote this, a goth with a thing for Shakespeare?
Kim asks why we're going on a date with all of them and Zombina says it's because their day off changed. She's also sick and tired of watching us go on dates and flirt with our girls. In other words, she's sick of this job. Can't say I blame her. I'd go nuts if I was in her position too.
Kim asks where Doppel is and Manako said she didn't feel like taking part. That's good cause that chick gives me the willies. And why is she always naked?
Anyway, Tio and I are in a dress shop with her trying on clothes. She looks good in her dress but, man, her knockers could Centorea's a run for their money! Of course, she thinks I'm talking about her height.
When she goes to change, it gets stuck and wants me to help. Oh, and she's calling me 'Boyfriend.' SO I end up holding the dress with her butt in my face and she gets it lowered, it also takes off her underwear.
Now I'm sitting outside the dressing room while she's sobbing. I'd better do something; the last thing I want to do is tick off a woman who could easily bench press me. I apologize but Tio says it's because she really liked the skirt and they don't have it in a larger size. I tell her the size can be adjusted, which is apparently news to her.
Yeah, I can sew. Whenever Kim buys clothes for Miia, he forces me to modify them. Tio's so happy, she hugs me and puts me in marshmallow hell. She then runs back into the dressing room when she realizes she's still in her underwear. I take back all the curses I put on Mom for making me learn to sew.
Zombina calls and asks if I've seen anyone suspicious. I say no and Zombina says it's because I was with Tio. I then go to a zombie flick with Zombina and it's the closest I've ever had to a normal date, now that I think of it.
As we leave the theater and Zombina gushes about the movie, she notices she's lost her hand. We stop at a manga café and I sew it back on. She's surprised I'm not repulsed.
"Well, a real corpse might be too much for me, but you're you, Zombina." I tell her. "So I'm okay."
Okay, I'll admit it's a bit creepy and weird but Zombina is pretty close to human, so…wait, is she blushing?
As I put away the sewing kit, something falls out of her shirt. I pick it up…Oh God, is this her breast? As I sew it back on, I reach a conclusion: breasts are only sexy when they're attached to a woman!
After that, we tail Kim who's out with Manako. She's cute and all, but the one eye is a bit jarring. Plus, I can tell she's sensitive about that. Kim, of course, has no problem with it.
Suddenly, Manako spots a cloaked figure by a vending machine. The person darts when Manako challenges them and Zombina jumps out of the bushes, guns ablazing. As the person continues to run, Tio picks up the vending machine and throws it in front of the person. Finally, Manako turns her suitcase into a gun and shoots the person in the back with tranq darts.
Women: nothing like them.
Zombina unmasks the culprit who turns out to be…Doppel. Apparently, Smith and Doppel came up with the letter scheme in the hopes that the danger would drive Kim and me into finally choosing which girl we'd hook up with.
Have I mentioned I really hate Smith?
Kim and I are waiting at the crosswalk on the way home when we see a weird girl with blue skin and white hair. A bus passes by and she disappears. Suddenly, we have a scythe against our throats. Kim moves it away and we see a headless body groping around on the ground furiously. Then it clings to our shirts, as if begging for help.
When we get home, the girls are pretty shocked to see us with the headless body. Miia tries to pull Kimihito away, only to pull us all down and end up looking down the body's neck, which really freaks her out. We get Miia and the body to the living room and Centorea asks what's up with the body. Kim explains what happened and says we're going to look for her head.
Centorea, Mero, and Papi offer to help. Miia comes too, not wanting to be left with the body while Rachnera offers to stay behind with the body and Suu. Soon, we're all scouring the park for the head with no luck. We hear Miia scream, but all she found was a mannequin head. Miia begs to leave but Cerea and Kim say we should find it before anyone else does.
Miia screams again and this time, she found it: a girl's head with blue skin and long white hair. Centorea takes the fainted Miia, leaving us to take the head. Okay, this is creepy. Is the head still alive? The body was moving, so it must be…
Kim and I approach it and ask if it's okay. It doesn't answer, so Kim reaches to take it. Then it starts talking!
The head says it's a dullahan and thanks us for caring for its body. This is weird; the head isn't giving the same impression as the body. The head says it's being chased by the Organization and wants us to reunite it with its body.
This is so weird, all we can say is a flat "What?"
The head is shocked that we don't seem to get it and says mortals must serve death. When we still don't get it, she finally flat out asks us to take her to her body.
"Well, geez, that's all you had to say." I say, picking her up. "Could've done without all the purple prose."
Kim asks her about the letter and the head begins to tell us when she starts crying out, saying someone is violating her body. Oh damn it, Rachnera must being doing something to it! That's why she wanted to stay behind!
Kim and I spot a cop coming over. We hide behind a tree, me covering the head's mouth. Great, if he notices us, I have no idea how we'll answer for a disembodied head. Speaking of which, she keeps shrieking and gasping and even starts licking my fingers. And then suddenly, she stops. She said the violation simply stopped. Oh, thank you, Suuzie!
Wait a minute…oh no!
Now the head's screaming again and there's no one to stop Suu! The cop finally notices us and pulls his gun. He starts babbling questions when Papi suddenly falls out of the sky and lands on him, knocking him out. The girls get back to us and Miia faints again when the head speaks.
Once we get home, the dullahan puts her head back on her body. She clings to Kim and me when Rachnera offers to tie her head back on so it doesn't fall off again. Mero brings us tea and the dullahan drinks some by removing her head and pouring it down her throat. Papi offers her food and the dullahan's body races over and dumps the chips down its throat.
Centorea explains what dullahans are and Rachnera says she thought they were imaginary. Like she's in any position to talk…
Kim asks her if someone here is going to die. She says yes and states that it's Kim and me who are going to die.