Chapter 10

Disclaimer and Author's note: Where should we start first, the Disclaimer, or the Author's note? Ok, the Disclaimer, I do not own Final Fantasy Tactics or VII. Now the author's note. Sorry for the lack of updates, I am very sorry for the lack of updates, I'm having the holidays now.

// BOOM! // = Sound effects

(Word) = Action

Person: That idiot! = Inside thought

Ramza: Say, Cloud.

Cloud: Yeah what?

Ramza: Shouldn't we be buying Potions or Hi-Potions from a nearby town?

Cloud: OH SHIT!!

Cid: Somebody's getting old.

Cloud: SHUT THE #$%^ UP!!

Cid: Ok, don't blame me; Yuffie was the one who brought up this pun.

Cloud: When we get home, I swear I'm going to slash the innards of Yuffie and @#$% her 10 times over!

Ramza: Look! A Marlboro! (Marbol in Final Fantasy Tactics)

Cloud: Deathblow!

Cid: One down another 19 more to go!

Ramza: This is how we do it. (Chanting) Move it!

Cid: Oh ok!

Ramza: Meteor!

// BOOM! //

Cloud: Let's go.

At Gariland Magic City.

Ramza:! The town's destroyed!

Cloud: What happened here?

Cid: Look! There's one survivor under the @#$% debris!

Villager: Argh!

Ramza: Don't try to talk! Cure 4!

(Heals)

Ramza: Ok, talk.

Villager: Some troublesome pain in the arses came and thrashed the town; they claim that they're the "Turks"

Cloud: The Turks!

Cid: Those f***ed up pain-in-the-asses?

Ramza: Who're those?

Reno: So we meet again!

Tseng: It's Cloud and his party.

Rude: It seems like they have a new party member.

Elena: Who's that girl?

Ramza: Girl? (Prepares Chaos Blade)

Ramza: You're definitely going to have a great spanking!

Reno: Wooh! Take a look at that blade!

After a while.

Reno: Oww.

Elena: I learned my lesson mom.

// SLASH! // Ramza: Don't you EVER hint me as a feminine!

Cloud: He did that battle alone.

Cid: Scary!

-O-Wari-