Chapter Ten: The Infamous Kelly Prescott and her High Pitched Voice

A/N thanks for all the reviews and stuff, hope you liked the chapters so far. For those wondering if I have the chapters beforehand, I don't. I'm just a speedy Gonzales with SHORT chapters. (Notice the key word short, LOL) Anyway. Please keep reading and reviewing. Thanks a lot, you're faithful author.

Kelly Point of view:

What the hell was SUZE freaking SIMON doing at Paulie's place? That's what I WANT TO KNOW! I mean, GOD, she does SO not stand a chance, and here she goes trying to get near him… she's so desperate she even took to hanging around with his kid brother! How pathetic…

I don't know why she won't accept the fact that Paulie is with me and not with her? Is it so hard to accept? I mean, why would he go out with a girl who can't get a decent pair of Manolos instead of a girl (ME) who has the perfect wardrobe, hair and money?

My point exactly…

Suze should know that she can't possibly win against me, I mean, let's compare:

I have the money, the style, the hair, the personality, the popularity, the BOY-FRIEND (Paul is so adorably HOT!) and my own crowd of beaux- Debbie told me that was the word for them.

And Suze, well she's got, um, the tangly hair that is in need of SO much care (A/N this is Kelly speaking, please don't get offended and yeah, nothing against people like Kelly and all… )and the weird friends –uh, the albino chick and the fag, that's what Brad told me…- and she doesn't even have a good sense of style. Yeesh, how does she expect to get through life like that?

Anyways, Paul was going into the movie room to tell his brother to lower the volume, it was kind of distracting, and then he wasn't coming back up. So, like any NORMAL girlfriend, I went off to follow him. And what do I find? Suze Simon with the little kid and Paul just staring at them. I mean, just because she can't get a date with guys of our age doesn't mean she should publicly show her relationship with uh, James?

So that's what I say. I mean, HELLO? An eight grader, yeah, that's pretty uh, young, even for Suze… (A/N imagine if Jesse were in this story, how funny that 'assumption' of Kelly's would be… dude, 150 years is SO young) And she glared at me that drop-dead glare she usually has, I think she has PMS, and then the little boy (Jerry?) he suddenly said something like, "Hey, where'd my spider go?"

SPOV

OH MY GOD! I LOVE JACK SLATER! When he went, "Where'd my spider go?" and Kelly screamed in that REAL high pitched voice that you'd swear only exists in the crappiest horror movies? Yeah, BE-U-TIFUL! It was so great I was almost wiping tears of laughter from my eyes… and the best thing was Paul was staring at her like she was this banshee from Hell.

Yeah, Kelly and her high pitched scream breaking the ice sooooo well… (Am still laughing at thought of it!)

And then Paul went, "Uh, Kelly, Jack was joking, there is no spider…" I swear to god Kelly turned so red she pretty much blended with the background (red movie room, yeesh!) and was SO embarrassed she just gabbled something about Debbie crying and needing moral support and left. I wished I had a video cam; Cee-Cee is so going to kill me for not filming this classical moment! Adam too, now that I think of it. Hell, gossip goes through the school like fire on a bomb fuse, Kelly is so, um, 'BUSTED'.

Anyways, when she walked out of the room, I couldn't help but laugh my ass off and Jack was laughing like mad too. Paul was CLEARLY trying to retain himself but he just glared at Jack and said, "What d'you do that for?" Uh, if it wasn't obvious, to get ride of your ball busting banshee girlfriend! DUH!