Ah, this was the one I'd been looking forward to writing :D More Ron, I couldn't not use him...
Also, in this there is some mild swearing!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling! Wise truths belong to the children of the world!
Molly beamed as she handed each of her children a piece of chocolate cake. Little Ron was last, looking upset that he was at the back of the line, but as soon as he got his cake he clutched it carefully in his hand and ran off after his older brothers.
Before he'd gotten very far however, he let the chocolate cake slip out of his fingers.
"Bloody hell!" Ron exclaimed. Molly's head snapped up.
"Ronald Weasley, I thought I told you I never want to hear you say that word again!"
She was by his side in an instant, frowning down at the mess he'd made of the floor, not greatly improved by the fact that he seemed to have stepped in some of it. Ron frowned up at her, not in a good mood anymore.
"Fred and George say it all the time." He said stubbornly. Molly frowned, deciding to talk to them, but said nothing, so Ron pressed his point.
"And even Bill said it the other day. You don't tell Bill off." It was a lie and he knew it, Molly did tell Bill off when he'd said it in front of her.
"Well they shouldn't!" Molly snapped, cleaning up the cake with her wand and tutting. "And I'm afraid that was the last piece of cake. You'll have to go without."
Ron's lip quivered.
"But I'm hungry." He protested.
"There's nothing I can do about that. Maybe it'll teach you to be more careful, and to think before you speak."
"But mum," he whined, wiping his nose on his sleeve. "It's really hard to unlearn a bad word!"
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