Warning: Very long Phase. Do not read unless you have a lot of time or are good at finding your place. Sorry for making you guys wait so long! Thanks for your patience!
Me: Okay, well, this was supposed to be a slightly shortened phase, but I'm kind of flooded in reviews, and at this point, I don't know how much of it is Kenny's. We are saying goodbye today to our first co-host, Kenny.
Kenny: -moping-
Me: In honor of him, and because some of these were too funny, we're using all his stuff that hasn't shown up yet! So almost all the questions here are for him!
Kenny: Yay!
Paul: That's why the phase was supposed to be short, though.
Kenny: Shut up! People thought I was already gone!
Dawn: -sad her best friend is going to leave show soon-
Ash: -still unconscious from laughing gas, but due to wake up soon-
Me: Now, I've gotten some complaints about Kenny's leaving.
Kenny: REALLY? –happy-
Paul: -on my laptop- There's a lot of bashing too.
Dawn: Oh, really? Probably just all the crazed ikarishippers.
Paul: Well, they don't like his voice…
Me: ANYWAY! The reason he's leaving is because we have a fairly long (for a talk show) list of planned co-hosts. The stars of the show do not know this, and I have turned off my microphone so they can't hear me. Only Kenny's hearing what I'm saying.
Kenny: Besides, I MIGHT come back later if things get too slow.
Me: They haven't yet, but you can always count on Kenny to bring in some drama! Anyway, let's go back to the main room right now, shall we, Kengo?
Kenny: I thought that was just my Japanese name.
Me: Dunno. Dawn told me your name wasn't really Kenneth, that you just hated that name.
Kenny: Well, yeah, but…
Me: Which means Kengo's your real name!
Paul: Why are we talking about his real name?
Me: Get off my laptop! -takes it back-
Dawn: You don't work on a laptop, Jessi-chan.
Me: It's a STORY. In it, I can do WHATEVER I feel like!
Others: -sweat drop-
Me: By the way, to some of my reviewers – I already replied to some of your messages, but just to make it clear –
Dawn: She does reviews in CHRONOLOGICAL order, not pick and choose!
Me: Exactly! They'll all get up eventually!
Paul: Was it really that important?
Me: -ignores- Anyway, let's go! Kenny, your stuff from YY.x-Loves-Ikarishippy-x.:
Kenny:
-what d'ya think 'bout pearlship?
Kenny: I don't like it! I don't like ikarishipping even more, but Dawn with THAT idiot?
Ash: -woke up somewhere- What idiot?
Ikari Couple: -sweat drop-
Dawn: Point proven…
Ash: Huh? HEY, where's my cheese?
Me: I told you, end of the phase.
Ash: But you said that last phase!
Me: No, that was just a dream.
Paul: -sweat drop- I sense a cycle in the making…
Kenny: Next?
-why do u talk so weird?(i think its weird)
Kenny: I don't talk weird! I'm eleven! My voice isn't completely developed yet!
Paul: Didn't stop me. I'm only a year older than you.
Kenny: Shut UP! You're just weird!
Me: HE'S the weird one?
Dawn: -sweat drop-
Ash: -still thinking about cheese-
-u think u still hav a chance with Dawn?(i don't)
Kenny: There's always a chance until she's married! But why you ask?
Me: Don't act stupid because Dawn's here.
Dawn: -totally oblivious-
Kenny: I answered the question.
Me: Le sigh… so you did. Dares!
Kenny: Crap. –hides under a couch-
Me: -drags him back out-
[Dares]:
Kenny:-jump off of a cliff (Jessi make sure he doesn't run away)
Me: No worries, he's not going ANYWHERE!!!!!!
Kenny: -pale at thought-
Dawn: Kenny, we'll have really good, pen-magic cushioning waiting at the bottom for you!
Kenny: …okay… -jumps-
Me: Do I have to?
Dawn: YES!
Me: -sighs and waves magic pen-
Kenny: -lands safely- Never again…
Me: You won't have to. Next!
-drink 5 bottles of milk
Kenny: Okay! I like milk!
Paul: Dork.
Me: -whacks Paul- I like milk too! He's not a dork!
Paul: Just because you like milk doesn't mean he's not a dork. It just means you're BOTH dorks.
Me: -glares- Well, this dare should help with the next.
-shut up
Kenny: -makes a sad face and continues drinking milk-
Me: …now we need something to fill the space…
Dawn: Can I make a suggestion?
Me: I guess.
Dawn: Let's talk about Contestshipping!
Paul: I don't have to join, do I?
Dawn: -sigh- Can we get another girl in here, Jessi?
Me: What's wrong with me?!
Dawn: -quickly- Nothing's wrong with you! I just wanted more than one person to talk about Contestshipping…
Me: We could always drag May in for an interview… -winks at audience – she's on the list!-
Dawn: Oh… I don't know I'd want to use the girl actually in the ship.
Me: Why?
Dawn: Because I've been a personal victim of that.
Me: -laughs- I'll be right back – I need to go send a message to my reviewers and other watchers quickly.
Paul: Why do you have to leave for that?
Me: -giggles- It's a secret!
Others: -sweat drop-
Me: -exits room- I've got a poll on my profile for who should be the next co-host after and slightly during Ash. I have a list if no one cares who goes first, but if you do care (meaning if I get… 10 or more entries), I'll follow your order! -goes back in-
Paul: That was quick.
Me: It was a short message. Kenny, you can stop being shut up now.
Kenny: Yay!
Me: Let's get on with it! Next up is Midnight Roselia- Lunarkit!
Gingie- How tall are you?
Kenny: About… 4'…10"… I think.
Me: -giggles- They're actually shorter than me!
Paul: Well, you're 15. You're supposed to be taller.
Me: -glares-
2. Do you have a middle name?
Kenny: Um… yeah.
3. If you do have a middle name, what it is?
Kenny: Er…
Me: Do you not like it?
Kenny: I – well…
Me: DAWN! What's his middle name?
Dawn: -cheeky grin- Ooh…
Kenny: Dawn, please don't… you promised…
Paul: Either you or her.
Ash: -has basically just left for another room. We'll bring him back when he gets questions.-
Kenny: Well… it's… um… oh, fine. Dawn, you can say it.
Dawn: Okay… it's X-iomania.
Paul: …what's THAT supposed to mean?
Me: -looking it up- Hm… it says unknown… and it's American, go figure. We make the worst names. -laughs-
Dawn: You don't like Americans?
Paul: She IS American, remember?
Me: Oh, by the way, Paul, your name means small.
Paul: …
Dawn: That's a little odd.
Me: I thought so too… anyways, back to Kenny.
Kenny: -in corner of shame over X-iomania-
Me: Er… next, I think.
4. Since I almost completely forgot how you look, what color are your eyes?
Me: The artists drew them black… Kenny, what are they?
Kenny: -still in shame-
Dawn: -shakes head- They're brown. Kenny, I could probably answer half these questions FOR you –
Paul: -twitch-
Dawn: – but this is YOUR phase and YOUR questions to answer. WILL YOU GET OVER HERE?
Me: -shivers at voice-
Kenny: -shuffles over-
5. What's your fave color?
Kenny: Green.
Me: He wears it all the time, kinda obvious… no offense.
Paul: Take offense.
Me: Shaddup, Eggplant!
Dawn: -blinks-
Me: -glares for a moment, then stops- SORRY, PAUL!!! –glomps-
Paul: -freaks- Don't glomp me! I don't care! Get OFF!!!
Dawn: -laughing her sides out-
6. Who's our fave author?
Kenny: -glances warily at Jessi's pen- Er, Jessi, of course!
Me: Yay! –glomps Kenny-
Kenny: Get OFF!!!
Me: Hee hee, you reacted the same way as Paul!
Paul: What is she ON?
Dawn: -sweat drop-
7. Why don't you ever get get questions?
Kenny: I have NO idea. –looks at me-
Me: Hey, I'm not blocking any out.
Kenny: -mopes-
Me: Do your dares, moper.
Dares: Gingie-
1. I dare you to kiss Dawn!
Kenny: -perks up and complies-
Dawn: -tries not to do anything to hurt her friends feelings even more… but gags when he's not looking-
Paul: -twitches at kiss but snorts at Dawn's reaction-
Me: -taps pen thoughtfully… don't ask-
Ash: -is trying to leave room in search of CHEESE!-
2. watch the episode Spontaneous Combusken!
Kenny: -watches-
Dawn: -watches over shoulder- Wow, that pretty much confirms Contestshipping, huh?
Kenny: -sweat drops- I guess…
3. Go and kick Paul in the shin.
Kenny: Gladly. -kicks, then cries out in pain-
Paul: -checks leg to find magically appearing shin guard-
Me: Hee hee! -twirls pen-
Kenny: CURSE YOU, JESSI!!!
Me: -sticks tongue out at Kenny-
Dawn: -sweat drops-
Dawn- 1. Go skydiving with Kenny.
Dawn: Yay, skydiving!
Kenny: Skydiving? Seriously?
Dawn: -jumps out of magical helicopter- Wheeeeeeeeee!!!
Kenny: -follows suit, but with much less enthusiasm-
Me: Paul, this would be a good moment to take out your Dawn Notes.
Paul: What Dawn Notes?
Me: -gives Paul a look-
Paul: -shrugs-
Dawn: That was fun!
Kenny: Are you CRAZY?
Paul: Hey, YOU'RE the one who likes her, remember?
Kenny: -flushes-
Me: Erm… anyways, let's keep moving, yah? Because we all want to get rid of Kenny!
Dawn: We do?
Me: Yup! So here's the Kenny stuff from… ShadowRiku2!
All: Do you like Tracey? At all? If you don't know who he is, I brought video of him.
Me: Tracey's cool! But I'm an artist, so I naturally like characters like him…
Others: Who?
Pikachu: Oh yeah, Tracey! He's a good artist! Me like!
Paul: -watches video- He doesn't seem bad, but why an old Scyther…
Dawn: -glares slightly- He seems sweet and sensitive!
Boys: -twitch-
Dawn: …I didn't mean I like like him.
Kenny: Good. Seems fine to me, why?
Me: Riku does not say.
All: Want a cookie? They're chocolate chip!
All: YES!
All except Paul: -also say please-
Dawn: Yummy!
Kenny: Please don't be depressed. I get depressed easily when others are depressed.
Kenny: I'm not depressed! I'm eating a cookie! –takes another huge bite-
Paul: -sweat drops and thinks 'How did I end up involved with these people…?-
Jessi: Are you Jessie from Team Rocket?
Dawn: O.O
Paul: O.O
Kenny: O.O
Pikachu: O.O
Me: O.O NO!!! How RUDE do you get?! Do you NOT notice the spelling difference?! Even Jessie knows better than to be THAT subtle!!! You little - !
Dawn: Jessi, don't get mad at the reviewer…
Me: -growls, then sulkingly bites cookie again-
Others: -sweat drop-
Jessi: PLEASE LET KENNY STAY!
Me: After that last question?! NO WAY, JOSE! Besides, -puts earbuds with REALLY loud music in Dawn and Paul's ears- the other co-hosts need a chance too, right?
Ikari Couple: OW!!!!!!!!!!!! –yank earbuds out-
Dawn: What was THAT for?!
Me: Sorry, reviewer-host secrets! Tee hee!
Paul: -shakes head-
Kenny: -sweat drop-
Dares: Jessi: Say that you don't like ikarishipping and you think that Dawn and Kenny should be together. (I like ikarishipping but Kenny is depressed!)
Me: Eh?!
Kenny: -blinks-
Me: -in official, fast voice- I cannot comply to this dare, as it is against my religious policies to lie!
Paul: If she said that, the world would stop spinning, anyway.
Dawn: Then we'd all go flying!
Kenny: Even if I was depressed (which I'm not anymore) that wouldn't really help. Dawn still wouldn't like me like that.
Dawn: -sighs and sweat drops-
One last thing... I'm a girl(sweatdrops) Later!
Me: Oh! Sorry, Riku is a boy's name (at least in my experience) so I thought… SORRY!!! Now I owe you cookies…
Dawn: But she asked if you were Jessie from Team Rocket!
Me: I know, but I mean, we have the same sounding name and we both have red hair… actually, hers is maroonish. Hm.
Others: -sweat drop-
Me: Anyway. Let's speed this up some, ne? Next we have CiTy BoY:
Q's for Kenny
1 A dare. If you had to eat your Prinplup to live would you?
Kenny: O.O That's a question, not a dare! And……… I don't know……… probably not……
Me: Oh, really? -is grilling kabobs-
Kenny: -shock- PRINPLUP!!!!!!!!!
Prinplup: -eating a finished kabob- What?
Kenny: Eh?! -turns to Prinplup- Eh?! -turns back to me to see fire and kabobs magically gone- Eh…? –shakes head and sits on couch-
I'll be back P.S. jessi call me Grit i'd like that.
Me: No problem, Grit!
Dawn: Why Grit?
Me: I have no idea. You'll have to ask Grit. Anyway, moving right along, I have a deadline now, up next we have… -stops short-
Dawn: We have who?
Kenny: Why'd you stop?
Paul: -takes paper from stunned hostess's hand- …we have…………… someone called…… actually, this is too weird for me to read. -hands to Kenny-
Kenny: -blinks several times- Someone called XxPauL SHiNJi MuST DiExX.
Dawn: Eh?!?!?!
Me: Welcome to my world. Anyway, what they say…
*Sniff Sniff* That was sad.
Me: -checks- Talking about your story, Paul.
Paul: I thought she wanted me to die.
Me: I checked the profile to try to check gender and all it says is "Just a new comer to fanfiction who's been a member for like...ever. PS, mind the user name. Paul shouldn't actually die...He needs to be with Dawn!"
Kenny: Man, I thought I had ONE person on my side…
Me: I'll ignore that, but you'll probably like this next dare.
Kenny: Really?!
Paul: Crap. -hides under couch-
Me: Hm… he's getting smarter all the time! Anyway…
This'll be short and sweet.
To Jessi:
Can we perform open heart surgery on Paul to see what he really feels for Dawn? If he needs Anesthesia...we can knock him out with a metal bat.
Kenny: Yessssssssssss…
Me: WE cannot. My magical team of open-heart surgeons who never end up with a dead patient or other problems, on the other hand… -waves pen-
Ash: -flung aside as door he was clawing at for thinking cheese was on the other side opens and magical team of surgeons marches through-
Paul: Yeah, right! -grabs his Poke Balls, but finds himself being restrained by the faceless guy-
Me: I'm going to ignore the metal bat request, though, he shall have injected anesthesia.
Paul: -gets injected and passes out-
Dawn: -can't look… she hates stuff like this-
Lead Magical Surgeon: -after examining Paul's heart and putting him back and whatever- We found numerous scars, probably from his childhood traumas. Regularly, a heart that traumatized should be dead or dying, but this one seems to have something else at work, causing some of the scars to begin fading. We were unable to conclude anything else. (-nonsense made up by the authoress-)
Me: Hm… that's fascinating. Thank you! -magical army… er, surgeons leave-
Dawn: -turns back around- What did that all mean?
Me: Let me work on a theory, Dawn! Let's see… love would do the trick! It always does!
Dawn: This is the part where I pretend I can't hear you.
Me: -sticks out tongue at Dawn- That's the best answer I can give you at this point in the show.
Kenny: When's he going to wake up?
Paul: -wakes up and sits up- Tell me there'll be no scar.
Me: Not on your chest, anyway. Put your shirt back on before Dawn starts drooling.
Dawn: -flushes- I'm not even looking!
Paul: -puts shirt back on- No one drools at a chest with a jagged cut in it anyway.
Me: I'm ending this line of conversation. We have to do Kenny's dare! Well, actually, my dare to Kenny!
Kenny: Uh-oh… -hides behind Paul's stretcher-
Can you stab Kenny with a pen repeatedly?
Me: Er… I don't know, actually…
Kenny: Really?! -comes out-
Me: -throws many pens at Kenny, most of which stab him- Does that count?
Kenny: -whimpers and pulls out pens- Ow.
Dawn: -helps pull pens out. Because she's a good friend like that!-
(Ignore user name...Hehe...)
Paul: -sweat drop- Sure…
Me: Wanna change it to something with Kenny must die? -perky-
Penguin Friends: -glare-
Me: I'm kidding, Kengo-san.
Kenny: Says the girl who just threw 100 or so pens at me…
Dawn: -pulls last pen out- 72 of which actually stabbed him.
Paul: -smirk- You get a 72 percent. A "C."
Me: AW!!!!!!!!! I'll have to do better next time, I wanted an A!
Kenny: -shudders-
Me: Okay, so moving along, we have PokeQueen!
Kengo Q :
1) Would you want to kiss Hikari?
Kenny: Yes.
Dawn: -looks away-
Paul: -twitch-
Me: He already did, so moving on.
2) Do you even LIKE your Japanese name Kengo?
Kenny: It's fine, I honestly don't care that much…
(Me like Kenny better...)
Paul: So you call him that.
Me: Paul, if you weren't so important to the show, I would stuff you in a corner, I think.
Dawn: Where's Ash?
Me: Oh, he IS stuffed in a corner. He was getting on my nerves.
Others: -sweat drop-
3) Do you like Barbie dolls?
(Hehe, randomness!)
Kenny: Um………… no…………?
4) Do you like Ken dolls?
(ROFL)
Kenny: -sweat drop- No… that's a Barbie doll too, you know.
5) Do you like the idea of the shipping of you and Paul?
Dawn: O.O
Paul: ……………O.O
Kenny:…………………………………………………………………O.O
All: NO!!!!
Me: I already heard about that ship, and it's a big no-no in my mind… in case anyone was wondering.
Boys: -cringing and shuddering at thought-
6) Do you... Um... Hm... Oh! Do you like the idea of Penguinshipping, or would it ruin your childhood friendship with Hikari?
Kenny: -sigh- I've made this pretty clear already, and talking about it again will depress me again…
Dawn: -feels bad, but……-
Dares:
Kengo: I DARE you to kiss Paul, with your tongue, and Paul must kiss back.
(I've waited for this for EVER! -Thinks- Though I hate the shipping...)
Boys: -instantly pale to bone white- Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh…….?
Me: -pales- Um………… I'm trying to think of a way around this……
Dawn: -pales as well-
Me: Geez, I don't even think Paul and Dawn have Frenched yet. Okay, have an idea… -waves pen-
Kenny: -catches Paul… miniature-
Me: There ya go. French THAT.
Kenny: But she wants Paul to kiss back. -does not even have to state he doesn't want that…-
Dawn: -sits on couch unsteadily-
Me: Kenny, do you not understand the concept of pen magic?
Kenny: -nods and complies with dare-
Paul Miniature: -complies-
Paul: -shudders-
Kenny: -disgustedly throws away-
Me: Poor Kenny… I'm sorry…
Kenny: Yeah, sure. Is this reviewer almost done?
PS. Jessi, if they don't answer or do the dares, you can use my Lv. 98 Empoleon - Bubbles (knows Surf, Waterfall, Strength, and Hydro Cannon) and my Lv. 94 Torterra - Tori (Knows Leaf Storm, Wood Hammer, Earthquake, and Giga Drain)!
Me: Which proved unnecessary. But that would have been amusing.
Paul: -slightly recovered- Maybe you could get that other idiot with them. -points toward Ash's corner-
Me: Yeah, one can hope. Next up, -in semi-speed mode- pikmin in hyrule:
D's for Paul:
EAT KENNY!
Paul: Um?
Kenny: O.o
Me: Yeah, for many reasons………… I'm saying no to this. I'm sorry. But no.
D's for Kenny:
Show your love for Bruce by switching clothes with him!
Kenny: I love Bruce now?
Dawn: Didn't you say that Bruce wasn't even his real name, Jessi?
Me: It doesn't really matter.
Kenny: I don't think our clothes would fit on each other.
Me: Yeah, Bruce would unintentionally shred them trying to get them on…
Dawn: And we'd never find Kenny in Bruce's clothes…
Me: Sorry, this is denied again.
Q's for Bruce:
Can you talk?
-faceless guy shrugs-
Me: Translation from me… no one really knows. Not even his wife…
Ikari Couple: -sweat drop-
D's for Bruce:
Raid Kenny's panty drawer!
Kenny: ?!!!
-faceless guy complies. No details.-
D's for Jessi:
Say you support Penguinshipping!
Me: Saying but not meaning, I support Penguin… -chokes on word- Um, Pengu – that is Pen – -chokes again-
Paul: Wow, that's pathetic. She can't even say it?
Dawn: It's too against her nature to lie, I guess. -sweat drop-
Paul: Or it's just that vile a phrase to her.
Kenny: -mope-
Me: Um, sorry. I don't seem physically capable of putting those words together in that order. -sweat drop-
Paul: I bet you disappointed this reviewer, Jessi.
Dawn: Yeah, 3 out of 5 things denied… well, 3 and a half if we count Bruce's question…
Me: -sad- I'm sorry……………
Kenny: Those reviewers come up I guess. What's next?
Me: You mean who. And I answer: Itlbabeangel!
Dares for Paul:
1. Ask Dawn to marry you fully meaning it and with Kenny right besides her
Me: Haha, and make it a good proposal!
Kenny: -frozen-
Paul: Do I have a ring or something?
Me: Yup. And by the way, as of right now, Dawn has no idea what's going on. I reworded your dare for her to make this a little more interesting, Angel… -switches to flashback-
Actual dare: Say yes to Paul's fully meant proposal.
Me: -edits-
Dawn: Why am I in a separate room?
Me: Cuz I have to give you your dare seperately! –hands edited dare-
Dawn: -confused- "Say yes to Paul's next question." Um?
Me: It's a dare! Just do it! –runs out-
Dawn: O…k…?
Me: -giggles, back to present-
Paul: -sweat drops- So I'm stuck with the element of surprise?
Me: Yup. I hope you've got something in mind. Bruce, can you get her real quick? But not too quick! -faceless guy nods and leaves room-
Paul: -sweat drop- Isn't this going to have to be a supposed love confession too?
Me: Get ready!
Dawn: -enters room, confused- Um?
Paul: -avoids eye contact momentarily-
Me: -excited-
Paul: Dawn, there's something I need to tell you.
Dawn: Okay…? -very confused-
Paul: -takes deep breath-
Kenny: -completely and utterly frozen. Will probably never move again.-
Paul: Dawn, ever since I've met you, I've felt something I haven't understood. I couldn't figure out just what you were to me, why it mattered what someone said to you if it hurt you, why I couldn't bring myself to fight with you, why it killed me every time I saw pain in your eyes after something I did or said. And now I've finally figured it out. -gets down on one knee- Dawn, I'm in love with you. I have been ever since I've met you. And I will never stop loving you. So there's something I need to ask. -pulls out black velvet box- Will you marry me? -opens to reveal sparkly diamond ring-
Me: -is trying not to squeal in excitement-
Kenny: -faints-
Dawn: -doesn't notice Kenny, a little flushed in surprise, speechless-
Paul: -continues to look straight in her eyes waiting for an answer-
Dawn: -finally manages to speak- I… I don't know what to say… I mean… this… is… unexpected… um… -flushed- I… -finally just kisses him-
Paul: -taken by complete surprise and flushes-
Kenny: -wakes up and unfreezes- Dawn, don't waste your energy on him! He didn't mean a single word of it, it was a stupid DARE! It was something he had to do!
Dawn: -pulls away- W-what…?
Me: -mad- Kenny! Way to ruin the moment!
Kenny: She would have had to be told anyway! Why not tell her BEFORE he takes it all back and rips her apart? –is also mad-
Dawn: -confused and extremely hurt- It was all… fake?
Me: -binds and gags Kenny in a corner, temporarily-
Paul: -is at a loss for words-
Dawn: Paul…? -starts tearing up-
Me: Oh no…
Dawn: -finally starts crying, a lot-
Paul: -realizes if he tried to comfort her, it'd only make it worse…-
Me: Um… I don't know what to do at this point. Angel, I'm moving Dawn's questions to later, okay? Let's do HIS questions. -glares pointedly at Kenny-
Kenny I hate you and do have pity for you but not really you are the Loser
Kenny: -sighs- Right now, I think Dawn's got the short end of the stick.
Me: -slaps him hard-
Kenny: It's not my fault it was fake!
1. Why do you wanna get in between Dawn's happiness? (Dawn you know you love
Paul)
Me: Ignoring comment to Dawn.
Kenny: I don't! She's free to be happy with whoever she wants! But I won't let her be a VICTIM of some stupid DARE! -mad-
Me: Whoo-boy…
2. Are you bisexual? (Sorry couldnt resist)
Kenny: No.
3. If Dawn's hapinness depended on you even if it was with Paul or anyone else would you leave
her to be happy?
Kenny: If… if I knew he really was going to make her happy… I'd like to think I could and would.
Dares:
1. Say an embarissing story about Dawn
Kenny: It's no fun if she's not even gonna notice. -glances over at sobbing Dawn-
Me: …………… You know, I'm not even going to make you say one today.
2. Try to beat the crapout of Paul
Kenny: I would if she wouldn't see!
Paul: -walks over- I kind of deserve it today.
Me and Kenny: O.O
Paul: What, are you disagreeing?
Me: No, but for you to say that…
Kenny: I thought you didn't care about her! -mad again-
Paul: I don't like making people cry…
Kenny: … -punches him in face-
Paul: -just sits-
Me: -unsure of what to do-
Kenny: -sigh- I don't even want to today…
3. Try to punch Happiny out of frustration because Dawn loves Paul and he loves her back
Kenny: I refuse to hit a Pokémon out of frustration involving their owners. Excuse me while I try to comfort my BEST FRIEND. -walks to Dawn-
Dawn: -still crying a lot-
Paul: -kind of ashamed-
Me: I don't know who I should be upset at any more…
Paul: I'm the one who said it…
Me: I'm the one who made you be so convincing and romantic… Dawn, you have a question, just one…
Dawn: -nods and wipes a tear-
Dawn q:
2. Would you rather spend your last moments with Kenny or Paul?
Dawn: Um I don't really know right now…
Paul: -looks away from people-
Me: -looks at ground-
Dare for dawn:
Say yes to Paul's fully meant proposal
Me: We already went through that… -feels guilty-
Dawn: That's not the dare I got…
Me: Yeah, I changed it because I thought it'd be funnier if you were surprised. I didn't expect all this…
Dawn: …
Me: I won't pen-magic you if you're mad…
Dawn: I'm not mad… the rest of this show has been a comedy… and you never have an idea of where it's going…
Me: -hugs Dawn- I'm sorry! I made him do it so convincing! He was j-just going to ask it and take it back right away! -cries-
Paul: -mutters- I still SAID it though…
Dawn: Jessi, it's okay, I know you didn't expect this, and Paul, it's not really your fault either. I mean, it's deadly to ignore what Jessi says usually. -smiles-
Kenny: …
Stop Kenny from killing Paul
Me: Haha the single time this isn't necessary!
Dawn: Kenny you want to kill Paul all the time?
Me: You know who they remind me of? …Edward and Jacob!
Dawn: You know, if I wasn't Bella in your mind…
Paul: Oh, Twilight. -sweat drop-
Me: I meant in their wanting to kill each other in particular.
Kenny: Am I Edward or Jacob?
Me: Are you kidding me? You're so Jacob!
Kenny: No! But Edward gets Bella doesn't he?
Paul: You read Twilight?
Dawn: I know a lot of guys who have. -shrug-
All: -glance towards Ash-
Pikachu: He can't read well enough for that…
Others: -sweat drop-
Kay byez hope u use my ideas
Me: Well, um, that was interesting, but it looks like the crisis's over. Moving on to the next review?
Dawn: I want to announce it! -takes paper- Wow, this username gets to the point. It's ikarishipping!
Kenny-
1) What do you think of Dawn's Contest Outifts?
Kenny: Um… -blush- They… look… good… pink is a good color on Dawn? –blushes again-
Me: Haha Kenny's WAY too awkward with this!
Dawn: -shakes head slightly-
2) Would you hate Dawn if she married Paul?
Kenny: No! I could never hate Dawn!
Dawn: That's nice to know.
Me: Another Jacob point. Wow.
Paul: -sweat drop and reluctantly picks up Twilight-
Me: Oh, Jacob's not in that a lot. Here, Eclipse. -hands it to him- Bella explains what's been going on pretty well but let me know if you have questions.
Paul: -major sweat drop-
Dawn: -giggles-
Ash-
Make Pikachu thunderbolt everyone...except Jessi!
Ash: -is still alive!- But then Pikachu would have to Thunderbolt Dawn too…
Pikachu: -sighs and shocks everyone except authoress, including her stupid trainer-
Ash: Ow! Pikachu what was that for?!
Pikachu: It said everyone. -shrug-
Ash: -frowns- I just want some cheese.
Me: The phase isn't over yet, Ash…
Others: -sweat drop-
Dawn: -is trying to fix hair-
Kenny-
Say to Dawn that you hate her...(the worse possible dare for you!)
Kenny: Eh?!
Paul: That's kind of ironic considering his earlier statement of never being able to hate her…
Dawn: Well, I know he won't mean it. Say it, Kenny.
Kenny: I… I hate… You, I… I CAN'T STAND YOU, I HATE YOU!!! -surprised-
Me: Wow, he actually said it!
Dawn: -applauds- Good acting!
Paul: -snorts-
Kenny: -sweat drop- I hope you don't respond to everyone like that…
Me: Okay, cool! Let's do the next one! Just one dare from Spottedleaf's Memory Lives On!
I don't care is Kenny isn't here anymore, send Bruce to find him, but I want Dawn to make out with him. *grins evilly*
Ash: But Kenny's still here.
Dawn: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Me: -sigh- Wow, someone actually wants that. Go ahead, Dawn.
Dawn: -sighs and complies… hey, that rhymes!-
Kenny: -blushes and complies with much more enthusiasm-
Me: Hm, this is another Jacob point.
Paul: How?
Me: Kenny is more eager for lip movement than Dawn, just like Jacob and Bella.
Paul: -sweat drop and looks away from Penguin Friends-
Dawn: -breaks away and wrinkles nose momentarily-
Kenny: -doesn't see her reaction, just smiles-
Paul: -twitches at Kenny-
Me: Anyway.
Paul: Next up, kamitori. She's been in before, hasn't she?
Me: Well she sent in more.
Kengo:...I hate you. Sorry, just gotta say it.
Kenny: There's probably a club for that by now.
Well...not hate...just...seriously DESPISE YOU! How dare you get in the way of ikarishipping?!
Me: And that's the reason most hate him! -grins-
Eto, gomen ne! Kinda got carried away there...-laughs nervously-
Dawn: No need to worry!
Me: 3, 2, 1…
Boys: -mutter- And that's when I worry the most. -realize they all spoke in unison and sweat drop-
Me: -giggle-
I LOVED the Kengo-teme torture!
Me: I'm getting pretty fond of it too!
Dawn: Am I the only one who's not besides Kenny…?
Paul: Probably.
Kenny: Thanks a lot, everyone. -sarcastic-
Anyways, repost of my questions so that you won't have to go and look for them
Me: Um, I guess most of your questions didn't make it through the Kenny Filter.
Kenny: The what?
Paul: There were too many questions for us so she only used the stuff addressed to you.
Me: Wow, you catch on fast, Paul!
Dawn: Well, no one said he was stupid…
(P.S. Shinji! You rock!
Paul: Um, thanks.
And Kengo-teme: TEME! You SUCK! Gommen nasai, penguinshippers, but I hate that little priss-er, prince-dude-person-that-totally-sucks-in-my-opinion.):
Kenny: What does teme even MEAN???
Me: -looked it up- She's basically calling you bad names in Japanese, and stupid.
Kenny: Well that makes sense I guess.
Dawn: What does the rest mean? The Japanese stuff.
Paul: No clue.
Me: -thinking- I love how we're just totally ignoring the rest. -shakes head slightly-
Forgot to add the dares on my review…
Me: Oh, she PM'ed these. I just added them on.
Paul: It'd probably be better for us if you hadn't…
Me: Actually, these aren't bad for you, unless you really hate your brother.
Dawn: Reggie's involved?
Kenny: Can we just keep going?
For Kengo:
I want Shinji to get his brother to cook (Reiji's a bad cook. Plus he uses vinegar in all of his cooking!) something for Kengo to eat. (Um, how about sauerkraut on an omlette with spicy curry powder pancakes?)
Kenny: Augh, why'd I get you all to stop talking!
Paul: Should I tell him whatever I need to?
Me: Sure, unless, does he watch the show?
Paul: I didn't tell him about the show so no…
Dawn: He's not going to be happy you didn't mention it to him.
Paul: I didn't want him to watch. -sighs and dials number-
Reggie: -picks up after a few rings- Hello?
Paul: Hey.
Reggie: Oh, hi Paul! You aren't using your phone?
Paul: Reggie, can you do me a favor?
Reggie: Probably…? What's up?
Paul: Well, I don't know how to explain this right…
Me: -grabs phone- Hi, Reggie, I'm Jessi, and you don't know me. Yet. I'm running a talk show on TV, channel… -#- Do you have a TV you can access?
Reggie: Um, sure…? -turns to channel- Paul and Dawn are on TV?!
Paul: -sweat drops-
Me: -smiles- Yes they are! I'm the red head, by the way. Basically, this is a questions and dares type show – our reviewers, many of whom are Ikarishippers, send in their questions and dares to Paul, Dawn, and right now Kenny. Kenny's the other boy, if you haven't met him. Ash is around somewhere too.
Reggie: -sweat drop- You all must be busy. Ikarishippers?
Me: -sweat drop- Paul has some explaining to do, I guess. Anyway, back to Paul.
Paul: -takes phone back- So one of the dares involves you coming on the show for some cooking. You up to it?
Reggie: Eh?! Me? Cooking? You know I'm a terrible cook!
Paul: -considers different approaches momentarily- Reggie, this reviewer asked for you specifically. She really wants to see YOU cook for one of us. Do you really want to let her down like this?
Reggie: I'm just worried I'll end up killing someone by mistake.
Me: -twirls pen-
Paul: Um, that's actually impossible on this show. Jessi's got some funky magic. You'd have to watch the show more to get it.
Reggie: Well, okay! I'll come! Give me a minute!
Paul: -gives address and hangs up- That took a while.
Me: Longer than I'd have thought…
Reggie: Hi, I'm here!
Me: Hey Reg! I'm Jessi, we kind of met. So you get to cook something for Kenny here, and our reviewer even has a suggestion… -checks- "sauerkraut on an omelet with spicy curry powder pancakes" is what she says.
Dawn: -blinks-
Reggie: Right-o! -makes it- Eat up Kenny!
Kenny: -eats it and tries not to barf-
Me: -smiles- Thanks Reg! Bye!
Reggie: Can I stay for a while? I hardly ever get to see Paul these days!
Paul: -pales-
Me: Um, not today. Maybe later? Watch the show!
Reggie: Okay… well, I'll see you later! Sorry, Kenny! -leaves-
Paul: I really hope you didn't actually mean later…
Dawn: Wow, convincing him to come took longer than him actually being here. "Reg"?
Me: -shrug- Hey, Ash actually has a dare!
Ash: A dare? For ME? That's awesome!
Paul: You shouldn't say that just yet, pathetic.
For Satoshi:
Sing (you can pick an embarrassing song) with Kengo (yeah, I hate him that
much) while doing the robot, sprinkler, macaraena, anher embarrassing dance moves.
Me: -griiiiiiiiiin-
Dawn: Did we already do Barbie Girl?
Paul: I think YOU did that.
Dawn: Oh. One of us did. Huh.
Ash: Uh, Jessi? I actually can't sing.
Me: That doesn't matter. Ok, what about that Titanic song by Celine Dion?
Dawn: -giggles- Sounds good!
Kenny: -pales-
Me: Ready, set, GO!
Ash and Kenny: -sing, Ash cracks his voice 5 times and Kenny falls over doing the sprinkler-
Ikari Couple: -fall over laughing-
Me: Oh boy. -is laughing as well- I love this job soooooooo much…
Ash: Actually, that was better than my usual. –blinks-
Dawn: -laughs- That doesn't surprise me somehow…
Update soon! ^^
Me: Geh! –cringes and curls up in a corner-
Dawn: Translation: She's sorry she always takes so long.
Me: -whimper-
Paul: Ignoring the pathetic authoress, the next review –
Me: HOLD UP! I'M NOT PATHETIC YOU JERK!!!!!!! SILLY, MAYBE, BUT NOT PATHETIC!!!!! -grasping pen-
Paul: -notices pen, which authoress actually isn't noticing- Er, of course you're not pathetic! Slip of the tongue, you know, cooped up with pathetic Pika boy for too long! Makes me want to call EVERYONE pathetic! No, you're too FUNNY to be pathetic! -sweat drops and hopes he's not dead-
Me: -smiles, appeased- Thank you!
Dawn: -sweat drop-
Me: Anyway, so I have something to announce. I messed up. Like badly.
Dawn: Did you get a boyfriend and then –
Me: Why does everyone assume it's boy related?????
Paul: Well, that's what this show is a lot about unfortunately.
Me: ……………yeah. Anyway. SO! Um. I lost a reviewer's name.
Others: -brief silence, then…- HOW???????
Me: EEP! -cringe- So I was copying Kenny's stuff onto a Word document so it was all in one place and I forgot to copy a reviewer's name for one dare and please don't hurt me! -jumps under couch-
Others: -sweat drop-
Paul: That's pretty bad when the magical authoress is frightened of US…
Me: -pokes head out- The good news is we're still doing the dare!
Others: -big groan!-
Me: Um, so nameless reviewer. I hope you recognize your dare.
Kengo:
HATE YOU! DIE, EVIL IKARISHIPPING-HATER! -cough-
Kenny: -sigh- I've been getting so much hate mail for me liking Dawn. Sheesh.
Dawn: -has no comment and looks pointedly away-
Paul: -snorts-
KENGO! I want you to put on a suit of meat and jump into a pool of Sharpedo and Carvanah! And, sadly due to this show forbidding deaths...-pointed glare at Jessi-san-, luckily for you, they won't have teeth...but they will be chasing after you...and I want you to stay in there for...umm...how does eight more reviews sound to you, Jessi-san?
Me: Oh thanks. Glare at ME why dontcha. Sheesh.
Kenny: Do I actually have to do this???
Me: Of course! -surprised he would ask-
Dawn: Even if they're toothless, they'd still have Rough Skin right?
Paul: And their strength is mostly in their jaws. Their teeth are mostly for piercing.
Kenny: -pales-
Me: In you go! -pushes-
Paul: …was it Kenny or Ash that couldn't swim?
Me: Hm, let me check.
Kenny: -distant yells-
Carvanha and Sharpedo: -are having fun-
Me: Okay, so it was Kenny who couldn't swim. -checks in pool- It looks like the Pokémon are keeping him afloat well enough.
Paul: Dawn, you realize your best friend just got shoved in a meat suit into a pit of shark and piranha Pokémon right? You haven't said anything.
Dawn: I know. But there's no point in me kicking a fit. He's staying in there for a while anyway…
Paul: …
Ash: …
Pikachu: …
Me: Did you decide he made out with you too much last time or something?
Dawn: ………yeah. He was energetic.
Paul: -twitch-
Me: -smile- Well, he's being punished. So I'm only going to keep him in there for as long as he doesn't have a review. This is kind of his phase after all.
Dawn: I have a random question.
Kenny: -yelps-
Me: -ignores- What?
Kenny: DAWN!! HELP ME OUT HERE!! Augh………………
Dawn: -ignores- Why do you call these "phases"?
Paul: -sweat drops-
Me: It's more fun than "episodes" or "stages"! Why NOT use phases?
Kenny: -screams-
Paul: Screams like a girl, that one does.
Me: Okay, so let's do the review! Cloudykitty:
Hello! I'm back! Not so evil this time.
Me: -sad- Why not? The evil ones are the funniest!
Ikari Couple: THANK YOU FOR NOT BEING EVIL!!!!!!!
Kenny: -screams in the distance again-
Ash: The show's reviewers are evil usually?
Ikari Couple: -sweat drop-
Me: Just go with the show, Ash. And remember the prize!
Ash: CHEEZE!!!!!!
Dawn: He can't even spell when he's speaking?
Paul: Wow. I never realized pathetic took skill.
Kenny: -yells- Help… me…
Me: Moving on.
Kenny gets an apple pudding pie with his face on it (which means he's gonna bury his face in it!)He gets a second one to eat.
Me: We'll get back to this. Have to maximize torture time, ya know.
Dawn: -sweat drop-
Kenny gets tomato soup, Dawn gets strawberry ice cream, Paul gets a live turkey. Paul has to catch, slaughter, cook, and serve the turkey for everyone!
Me: TURKEY TIME! -lets loose a turkey-
Paul: …you're not really expecting me to catch that, are you?
Me: Why do you all question if you're really going to have to do a dare or not? You know the answer already!
Paul: … -sends out Ursaring to help-
Dawn: Remember the turkey has to be edible!
Paul: -gives her a look-
Dawn: -shrug- Do YOU want to get punished for an insufficiently completed dare?
Ursaring: Caught it. -holds up headless turkey-
Paul: Good. Return. -returns Ursaring and stares at turkey-
Me: … you don't know what to do with it at this point, do you?
Paul: ……………………
Ash: Plucking the feathers is probably a good way to start!
Me: -bursts out laughing- The idiot knows better!
Ash: What? I'm just giving him advice!
Me: Wow, and he's sincere too! -laughing like crazy-
Paul: It's ironic but it's not that funny! -embarrassed-
Dawn: -shakes head smiling-
Ikari Couple: -pluck feathers off-
Dawn: Um……… you should probably wash it now………
Paul: I think I have it from here. Thanks.
Me: O.O
Dawn: O.O
Paul: ………… WHAT NOW?!?!?!
Me: Paul, you were actually polite!
Dawn: You said thanks!
Me: And you didn't snub Dawn's advice before you followed it!
Paul: Shut UP, you stupid red head!
Dawn: -relieved-
Me: -sigh of relief- Okay, yes it is still the old Paul! ^^
Paul: -irritated, ignores girls and works on turkey-
Kenny: Somebody get me out of – AUGH!!!!!! -yells again-
Me: Dawn, do you think he's had enough torture time?
Dawn: Sure, I guess…
Me: Okay. In that case, I shall fetch him. -picks up fishing rod, line and hook and goes over to shark pit-
Dawn: -sweat drop-
Kenny: OW! I THOUGHT THEY WERE TOOTHLESS!
Me: They are! I'm getting you out! -reels Kenny in-
Kenny: ………………with a fishing hook?
Dawn: Admit it, Kenny, there's been weirder in this show.
Kenny: ……………what's Paul doing?
Paul: Cooking a turkey.
Kenny: …………why?
Paul: Think about what this show is, Ginger. I think you can figure it out.
Kenny: ……………
Me: Oh, you had a dare earlier! We put it on hold!
Kenny: Uk! -hides under couch-
Dawn: Kenny, this reviewer's being nice…
Me: Yeah! The dare says "Kenny gets an apple pudding pie with his face on it (which means he's gonna bury his face in it!) He gets a second one to eat."
Kenny: ……………that sounds good! -pops head out-
Me: -throws first pie at his face-
Pie: -splats-
Kenny: -muffled- Why does the pie get a dialogue line?
Me: Just eat the dumb pie.
Kenny: -nods and works on it-
Paul: Bird in the oven.
Me: Should we wait for this guy, or just pen magic the turkey done?
Dawn: He'll be done in about two seconds.
Kenny: Done! -takes empty pie tin off of face-
Me: -waves pen-
Paul: -gets turkey out-
Ash: -wishes he could eat as fast as Kenny-
Pikachu: -sweat drops at her master's desire-
A feast for Kenny, Dawn, and Jessi! Paul also has to buy soda, ice cream, and candy! BYE!
Me: And Kenny's tomato soup! I didn't forget!
Dawn: Let's write a shopping list!
Me: And Paul can eat too. He's cool like that.
Paul: Was I not going to?
Ash: Do I get to eat?? -eyes shining-
Me: Of course not! You get to sit in a hard wood chair and watch us!
Ash: EEEEEEEEEEH??? -tearing up-
Me: Pikachu can eat if she wants to, though.
Pikachu: Okay!
Ash: PIKACHU YOU TRAITOR! -cries-
Dawn: Okay, here's the list, Paul!
Paul: -sweat drops- This is a five page list. And your handwriting's tiny.
Dawn: But you've basically got limitless funds!
Paul: I…………… guess………………… -sweat drop-
Me: Dawn, you remembered your strawberry ice cream right?
Dawn: And mint chocolate for you and vanilla for Kenny!
Hosts minus Ash: …………DAWN YOU'RE THE BEST!
Me: -glomps-
Dawn: -laughs-
Paul: -returns and unloads trucks-
Ash: -is tied to chair by faceless guy- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Let's chow!
All except Ash: -feast-
Ash: -suffers-
Me: MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm… that was good!
Dawn: I'll say! …does Ash get ANYTHING?
Me: He gets cheese at the end of the phase. Lots of it.
Ash: CHEEZE!!!!!!!!! :D
Ano... laughs nervously can you unite this review with the other one thanks!
Me: 'Twas not hard at all, m'dear!
Dawn: Wow. That was randomly weird. Even for this show.
Me: ……………sorry.
Kenny: -sweat drop-
Paul I took care of Summer for you! *sounds of girl screaming and bolts of electricity in background*
Paul: ………………… what am I supposed to do to that?
Me: -whispering so only reviewers here- Summer's under pen protection for now. I need her later.
I dare you to jump in a pool of fangirls wearing a ballerina outfit! That is all. THX, Update, and Kenny and Dawn, sorry for not giving any dares!
Kenny: Wow. If these are the types of dares you give, I think I'm glad we didn't get any…
Paul: A ballerina outfit?!
Me: Ta-da! And it's sparkly pink too! -holds out outfit- And look, it even comes with a little Jigglypuff tiara!
Dawn: -busts out laughing-
Paul: ………………you've got to be kidding me………….
Me: Go put it on! I'm gonna talk to your fangirls for a minute! -throws outfit and tiara at him-
Paul: -grumbles and goes in bathroom-
Dawn: -sets up video camera-
Kenny: -sweat drop- Dawn, you're getting to be as bad as Jessi.
Me: It'll probably wear off if she gets a few hard dares. -evil grin-
Dawn: -sweat drop- I hope the reviewers don't take you too seriously on that…
Me: Hey, Paul's fan club! I have an announcement!
Fangirl 1: Who are you?
Fangirl 2: How do you know Paul?!
Fangirl 3: Where is Paul?!
Fan Club: -shouts various questions about Paul-
Me: Shush for a moment! Paul is about to join your crowd momentarily! And, um, I'm something of his manager right now.
Kenny: -snorts at authoress's self description-
Fangirl 2: Eeeeeeeeee! Paul's coming to US!
Me: Dressed for the occasion! You'll see him in about 3 minutes! -walks away-
Fan Club: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Paul: -sweat drop, dressed already-
Me: They're ready for you!
Paul: Yes, I HEARD what you said. -glares-
Me: -angelic smile- Go get'em.
Paul: -sighs and jumps into group-
Fangirl 3: Paul?!
Fangirl 1: OMG! Paul's wearing a TIARA!
Fangirl 2: And a ballet costume!
Fangirl 4: I want the tiara!
Fangirl 5: What makes you think you have the RIGHT to even TOUCH Paul's precious tiara?!?!?!
Paul: -thinking- I don't even want it…
Fan Club: -starts fighting over who gets Paul's tiara-
Paul: -puts tiara on the ground and escapes-
Me: Hm, this is going to turn pretty violent.
Kenny: Awesome. More girl fights. -smiles-
Paul: I'm just surprised I got away so easily.
Dawn: Same here, actually.
Me: They took some pictures.
Paul: How do you know that?!
Me: They're fighting over each others' cameras.
Others: -sweat drop-
Me: …………right. Enough of commentary on that.
Dawn: Yeeeeeeeah…
Kenny: Next reviewer!
Me: Cookie to Seki na!
Um, Kenny, no offense towards you. As only 99.99 percent ikarishipper, I still respect you, sort of.
Me: How can you only be a 99.99% Ikarishipper??? You're less than half the Ikarishipper I am!
Dawn: -sweat drop- How much of an Ikarishipper ARE you?
Me: 251%!
Kenny: -sweat drop- Well, thanks for not hating me, Cookie.
I have to say though, your voice is actually pretty retarded in the show.
Kenny: -sigh- It's not my fault…
Penguinshipping used to cross my mind before, but ikarishipping just filled the gap!
Me: Ikarishipping came first! And Penguinshipping is LAME!
Paul: She gets way too into these.
Dawn: I'll say.
People keep saying that Dawn ends up with Kenny though...oh well, I don't believe em anyway.
Kenny: Really?! -happy-
Me: As long as Dawn has a choice in the matter it won't happen!
Dawn: -sweat drop- Let's just move on.
Oh yeah: Kenny:
1. Have you ever considered the many ways you could kill Paul?
Kenny: -glances at Dawn-
Me: -puts headphones on Dawn-
Dawn: -gives me a weird look-
Kenny: Yes. Sooooooooooo many times………
Dawn: -can't hear Kenny. Purpose of the headphones-
Paul: -shrugs-
2. If you were forced, against your will, to kill Dawn, would you?
Kenny: ……………No. But what's at stake?
Paul: -raises eyebrow-
Me: Ooh, I should have fun with this. -cheeky grin-
Kenny: Uh oh.
Me: So they'll combine Chinese Water Torture and drowning to kill your family slowly in front of your eyes, of course giving you the option of changing your mind.
Kenny: My family. -pale-
Me: I'm not done yet.
Paul: -raises other eyebrow-
Me: Should your entire family die and you still have yet to change your mind, they'll kill your Pokémon. Type specific. For example, Prinplup would die by slowly and painfully electrotherapy and eventually the electric chair. Should you still refuse to kill her, they'll give you the same treatment as your family. You can change your mind throughout the whole process, until you're dead of course.
Kenny: …………… O.O
Paul: -blinks- Why do they want Dawn dead so much?
Me: She knows too much. But never mind that. Would you still refuse to kill her?
Kenny: I wouldn't kill her. But you have a seriously twisted mind to come up with all that.
Me: -angelic smile- Thank you very much.
Paul: -sweat drop-
3. If killing Paul meant killing Dawn too, would you still kill him?
Kenny: -sigh- No. I guess not.
Me: EdwardandJacobyoutwoaresomuchlikethemit'sfrustratingARGH!!!!!!!
Kenny: ………what did she just say?
Paul: "Edward-and-Jacob-you-two-are-so-much-like-them-it's-frustrating-ARGH!!!!!!!"
Kenny: Wow. Can you say Twilight freak?
Dawn: -takes off headphones- I'm tired of being out of the loop.
Me: I was about to let you back in anyway! -smile-
Kenny: Next reviewer?
Dawn: Aw, I missed the whole review?
Paul: It was too weird for you to listen to anyway.
Dawn: -sweat drop- I'll take your word for it.
Me: So, next reviewer is UltimateShipper2008!
yay! a new chapter! i have questions! BTW i'm ShadowRiku2 w/ a new SN.
Me: Hi, Riku! -grin-
Paul: why does everyone hate you?
Ash: The way he treats his Pokémon! -glares-
Paul: That was actually my question to answer, you know.
Ash: -mutters-
Paul: That's the answer, I guess.
you're awesome. and i love your hair! DON'T RAG ON THE HAIR!
Paul: ……………………
anyway how did it feel to kiss kenny? i don't like OutOfSpiteshipping (or Comashipping for that matter... eww) but wasn't it weird?
Paul: Um, I don't think I ever DID kiss Kenny.
Kenny: Thank whoever.
Me: Kenny, I told you politically correct doesn't exist!
Dawn: squee! do you like cats?
Dawn: Yeah! My mom has a Glameow, remember?
Kenny: aww... youre leaving? oh well, i like you as a rival character. did you enjoy the show?
Kenny: Yes and no…
Ash: ...dude. what's with the granola bars? you scare me.
Ash: They wouldn't give me cheeze. And they ran out of granola bars. -sad-
Pikachu: How have you dealt with Ash's stupidity through the years?
Pikachu: Conversing with his smarter companions.
Jessi: i know who you are... you are JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET!
Me: Ugggggggggh, I'm NOT! ………………why is there no more chit chatting?
Dawn: We're all pretty sleepy.
Me: Well, I guess you can go to sleep at the end of the phase. -sweat drop-
dares
Paul: make out w/ ash, kenny, brock or tracey. (author's choice)
Me: O.o What kind of a choice is THAT?
Paul: I don't want to make out with a boy.
Me: Nobody seems to care……… and since this is like the third time it's been requested……… Kenny.
Kenny: What?!
Paul: -sighs and complies with dare to get it over with-
Dawn: -very nearly has a good to honest seizure-
Kenny: -after stopping- UGH! Ugh ugh UGH!
Paul: Blech. To answer your earlier question, it was all wrong and weird.
Dawn: eat a granola bar. also go goth for a phase. NOT EMO! there's a difference, i know.
Dawn: I thought Ash ate them all.
Me: She sent one in. -hands it to her-
Dawn: -starts eating it-
Me: -gives Dawn makeover-
Dawn: -looks in mirror- Wow, good outfit!
Me: Dawn! Goths don't talk in exclamation points!
Dawn: Whatever.
Paul: That's closer. Which is creepy.
Kenny: participate in a contest w/ Nando, Zoey, Johanna, Dawn, and Jessibelle. Yay contests!
Kenny: Goth Dawn or DD Dawn?
Dawn: Call me DD one more time and I will kill you.
Me: Goth Dawn.
Kenny: -enters and loses. Badly. To Jessibelle-
Ash: But nobody loses against Jessibelle. Ever.
Paul: He's more pathetic than I anticipated…
Dawn: -narrowly loses to her mother Johanna-
Ash: Well, her mother was something of a legend!
Me: You have too much energy for it being so late.
Paul: Probably a sugar rush.
Jessi: *gives cookies* they are M&M cookies. enjoy the sugar rush!
Me: Speaking of. -grins- I'll save 'em for tomorrow. I really do have to sleep.
Ash: ...you still creep me out.
Ash: I'm sorry………… all I ever wanted was cheeze! -cries-
Dawn: -sweat drops-
bye bye and great job on the show! i hope summer come to the show soon... was that supposed to be a secret? oh well...
Me: Don't worry, they weren't listening. And she's probably not coming soon.
Ash: CHEEZE!!!!!!!!!!! Why have you fled from me, my cheeze?!?!?!?!
Others: -sweat drop-
Paul: Pathetic…
Me: It is, actually. -sigh- Let's start the next review. From……… Number 1 ikarishipping fan.
Kenny- Are you in love with Zoey, DAwn's rival/friend?
Kenny: We've already established who I'm in love with, and it's not Zoey.
FAR OFF
Zoey: -randomly sad-
BACK TO STUDIO
Kenny: Trick Ash into thinking a peanut is a phone (shouldn't take too long-
Kenny: Ash, Misty called you. -hands peanut-
Ash: AH! –takes peanut- Hello, Misty? MISTY??
Me: Wow, that didn't take long at all.
Ash: MISTY ARE YOU THERE?????????
Dawn: -giggles- Let's see how long it takes for him to figure it out.
Me: I like the suggestion, let's do it. But Dawn, goth girls don't giggle.
Dawn: -frowns- How long do I have to be goth?
Me: Let's just do through the next review.
Dawn: Fine.
Ash: MISTY!!!!!!!!!
Kenny: Keep yelling, she'll hear you eventually. It's a terrible phone.
Ash: -nods and yells again-
Me: Anyway, next review. PrincessSerenity2630!
Questions for Kenny:
1)Have you ever thought of letting Dawn go and maybe think of Zoey as a choice?
Kenny: Not until everyone was pushing it at me. -sighs- At least, not Zoey as an option.
Kenny:
1)Get a life, without loving Dawn in it!
Kenny: I don't really have a choice at this point, do I? She doesn't love me in the same way.
Dawn: -doesn't know how to respond-
Ash: Misty?! Misty?!
Paul: -shakes head-
Happy: -is still alive, by the way-
2)Go on a date with Zoey, you might like it!
Kenny: Where am I even going to FIND Zoey?
Zoey: Where are you taking me, um… -doesn't know what to call faceless guy-
Dawn: Hi Zoey!
Zoey: Eh? Hi Dawn, Ash, Kenny……… wait, is Ash yelling into a peanut?
Ash: MISTY!!!!!!!!!! Oh, hi, Zoey, I'll get back to you as soon as Misty answers.
Zoey: -sweat drop- Good luck with that.
Me: Hi, Zoey! I'm Jessi!
Zoey: ……………OH! This is that SHOW! I haven't watched it for a while.
Kenny: Well, you're here to be a very short part of the show.
Me: Or very long as I choose. You're going on a date with Kenny!
Zoey: Really? Okay… -trying to act nonchalant-
Me: Out, out! -pushes Zoey and Kenny out the door-
Paul: Can we continue without Kenny?
Me: Um, nope. Let's play a game!
Paul: No way. Your games scare me. I'm going to sleep.
Dawn: I call the couch. -crashes on couch-
Paul: Fine. -crashes on floor-
Me: I love how they're forgetting we actually have beds in the studio. -smirks-
Ash: MISTY I'M SORRY FOR WHATEVER I DID! PLEASE STOP IGNORING ME! -tearing up-
Me: -is wondering if she's letting this go too far? Since it's Ash she decides not-
-several hours later-
Kenny: -in door frame- Bye, Zo! I had a great time!
Zoey: So did I! Call me! –leaves-
Kenny: -walks in smiling-
Me: Oooooooooooooo… you are dishing later!
Kenny: Whatever!
Dawn: Oh, hi, Kenny. –just woke up-
Kenny: You might want Piplup to do some hair work, Dawn.
Paul: -sits up-
Dawn: -touches hair- It's normal, Kenny.
Kenny: Just teasing! Heh heh!
Me: Ok, you have to tell me what happened later. Moving on though, we have –
Ash: MISTY!!!!!!! -freaking out-
Kenny: How did you fall asleep with THAT?
Paul: Extreme exhaustion. And in my case ear plugs. Next reviewer is –
Me: SapphireBlossom! Don't take my part, Paul!
Kenny:
What about Dawn that makes you so crazy for her?
Kenny: Um………… how do I phrase this…………
Me: Tell me you're suddenly crazy about Zoey!!!
Kenny: …………was that wishful thinking or perceptive?
Me: Both, probably. YAY!
Paul: In short, nothing he couldn't find in Zoey. -irritated by this shallowness-
Dawn: Zo will be happy!
Kenny: -grins-
Me: Okay, moving on from this wonderful news, we have Kiku Tsubasa!
Gingie-chan
Dare: Kill Fuji Syuusuke's Cactus!
[Don't tell Kenny this either... But if you kill Fuji's Cactus then he'll give you a near-death-experience... I think...]
Kenny: Kill the cactus? -kills it-
-faceless guy throws washer at Kenny's head, barely and intentionally missing-
Kenny: -frozen by shock-
Paul: -bursts out laughing very uncharacteristically-
Dawn: -confused by uncharacteristicness-
Me: Is uncharacteristicness a word?
Paul: Apparently not, as says the red underline.
Me: Oh well. I'm saying it anyway.
Kenny: ……….WHAT WAS THAT??????
Me: Near death experience as imposed by killing Fuji's cactus.
Kenny: ………how do I respond to that?
Dawn: Probably you don't. You have a question anyway
Q&A 1: Why the HELL is your name Kenny?
Kenny: It's how I was named. It's not my fault!
Me: Well, it is your fault you disowned Kengo, but whatever! Next is ari221!
keny just thought i'd let you know i thout you wher a girl when you first came in to the show
Kenny: Ouch.
PS keny ples sing the gay barby song or els
Kenny: I'm pretty sure I already did…. is that it?
Me: Yup. Alright. Next is bambootree123……… hey, that rhymes!
Paul: No one cares.
Me: I care! So hush! Anyway.
All (Kenny, Dawn, and PAULETTE): I dare you all get locked in a bathroom for
7 min. (rubs hands evilly)
Dawn: Well, Kenny can tell me about the date, and Paul can sleep or something, right?
Me: Well………… All still includes Ash.
Ash: MISTY!!!!!!!
Kenny: Grief.
Me: -shoves all in bathroom for seven minutes- Okay, times up!
Kenny: -bursts through doors- Can we PLEASE tell him it's just a stupid peanut?!
Me: No way, bucko!
Dawn: Paul actually fell asleep again. Do I have to wake him up?
Me: Nah, Bruce can move him. -faceless guy moves Paul to couch-
Dawn: Okay. –walks out-
Ash: Misty, please listen to me!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Anyway! Next review, mewmewgoddess!
Hey I'm Mewmewgodess! Question for the Ikari-Couple. You both should know by now that Jessi won't let you out of that place until your together right? And don't even mention Summer! She'll be out of your lives soon enough...*Cackles evilly*
Paul: You know, I've stopped wanting to know what you have planned for her…
Dawn: She might let us out if the reviews run out first.
Me: Ooooooooohhh they won't……… -grin-
Dawn: Eh…… -cringe-
Well that's all I got for now, I really have to go to bed...Ohh wait, a dare first. I dare Kenny to go out on the streets and propose to the first person -Guy or girl!- you see. Lol now that's the end of this review...
Me: I feel your pain on the going to bed thing, ha ha.
Kenny: I don't wanna propose to anyone!
Me: -shoves Kenny outside the studio-
Kenny: -covers eyes-
Zoey: -happens to be outside studio with a portable TV watching the show- Kenny?
Kenny: -looks at her surprised- Zoey?
Zoey: Um, hi… why were you covering your eyes?
Kenny: To control who I saw, I have to propose to the first person I see…
Zoey: Wouldn't that be me, then?
Kenny: -considers a second- Zoey, will you marry me?
Zoey: -giggles- Someday, Kenny, but not today. -kisses on cheek- Bye!
Kenny: -blushes, smiles, re-enters studio-
Dawn: That was interesting. You DEFINITELY have to tell me what happened on that date!
Me: He didn't in the bathroom?
Dawn: Couldn't, Ash was too loud.
Ash: MISTY!!!! I LOVE YOU MISTY!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!
Dawn: Whoa!
Me: Please tell me we caught that on camera!!!!!
Camera guy: Yeah!
Me: SWEET!!!
Paul: -wakes up- Why the screaming?
Me: Ash just confessed that he loved Misty!
Paul: … I'm going back to sleep. –falls asleep-
Me: I wish I could fall asleep at will. So, next review? Midnight summer.
T.T -crying my guts out- Don't leave me Kenny! ||(T.T)||
Kenny: Yay! I have to though, I'm sorry!
Me: Sorry midnight. It's schmo's turn!
Hey, Ima try and keep this short as to not waste any time.
Me: Good attitude. -smile-
Questions:
1) To Ash: Did misty ever get back to you on the cookies? If so, what'd she say! *starry eyes*
Ash: MISTY!!!! Oh, um. I think that might be why she's calling? I'll let you know. -back to peanut-
Dawn: -sweat drop- That is pathetic…
2) Dawn, what color are your eyes. I've heard blue, grey, and violet and now im just not sure!
Dawn: They're blue! Bright blue! How do people get anything else?
Me: Not sure, but whatever.
3) Kenny, is your prinplup a boy or girl?
Kenny: ……………… Prinplup?
Prinplup: -sighs- I told you this before. Boy.
Kenny: Sorry, I'm forgetful.
Dawn: You should remember that, Kenny. My Piplup – wait, she has a nickname now, right?
Piplup: Aquafeather.
Dawn: Sorry, I was just clarifying. Anyway, Aquafeather's a girl.
Aquafeather: Yup!
Me: I'm bored, so let's move on.
Penguin Friends: -sweat drop-
Paul: -still asleep. For now-
4) Dawn, If paul asked you out on a date to... uhm... say, the amusment park, would you go with him? (or a carnival, which ever one has the tunnel of luv~)
Me: -grin- I like the way you think, schmo.
Dawn: Um. I think it'd depend on why. If he was dared to, yeah. If he wasn't…… I don't think so.
Me: Ow. We've still got work to do.
Dawn: -rolls eyes-
5) Do you want a free book about aliens i found? it's really cool. Its Titled "Our planetary Neighbors"
Me: I don't know who you're asking, but yes! -takes-
Dawn: -sweat drops-
6) Jessi, do have glasses?
Me: Wow, yeah! How'd you guess? I want contacts, though.
Dawn: Is that it?
Me: What, are you hoping there's a dare for Paul to take you on a date?
Dawn: I'm wondering if there's a dare to torture me!
Me: Sure, Dawn. Hide your true feelings. There are dares though.
Dawn: Uh oh. -hides under couch and accidentally jolts Paul in process-
Paul: -wakes up- What now?
Me: Oh, Dawn heard there were some dares and hid under the couch.
Paul: -pales and hides under couch as well-
Me: -pulls both out- Paul, yours is first.
-
Dares:
1) I dare Paul to ask Dawn on a date to a place that has a tunnel of love! (Dawn doesn't have to accept if she doens't want to)
Dawn: Why the obsession with the tunnel of love?
Paul: Was it mentioned before?
Dawn: Yup.
Paul: Dawn, do you want to go to the carnival with me on a date?
Dawn: Sure.
Me: Noticing you don't have to accept?
Dawn: Why not?
Ikari Couple: -leave and return later-
Me: Eeeeeeeee!!! –very happy-
Dawn: What ARE we going to do with you, Jessi?
Me: Let me be a bridesmaid in your wedding to Paul.
Dawn: I'll let you know if that is.
2)After the date is done, Paul and Dawn have to hold hands until Jessi tells them not too! (And i mean really hold hands, like, intertwine your fingers, not the baby "Hold hands with you buddy" stuff we got at school feildtrips
=0=...)
Me: Yay!!! Okay, guys, hold hands!
Ikari Couple: -hold hands and look pointedly away-
Me: Hee hee!
Paul: How long?
Dawn: Until she says not to.
Paul: So, basically, we're holding hands for the rest of time.
Dawn: So it would seem.
Me: -bouncing happily-
I'm done now.
Name's Schmo, gotta go!
Me: Thanks, schmo!
Kenny: Are you really not going to tell them to let go?
Me: That's the plan. Next reviewer, bookwormx!
You ROCK, Jessi! You too, Dawn! No offense, Ikarishippers, but Kenny's O.K too. As for you, Paul, well, I like your outfit!
Me: Yay, I rock!
Dawn: She seems to like all of us!
Paul: Well, she likes my outfit, anyway.
By the way, Jessi could you send Drew in please? He will be needed here for some of my dares.
Me: Ha ha, I read ahead. Bruce is fetching him as we speak.
Kenny: Oh, geez…
Questions, coming up!
Dawn
1) What would you do if someone started to sexually molest you?
Dawn: Um?! Scream? Probably? I don't know!
Paul: You definitely should scream.
Dawn: It's not something I think about…
2) Who is you're best friend?
Dawn: Boy, Kenny.
Kenny: -happy-
Dawn: Girl, Zoey!
Me: It'd be awkward for you if they broke up, then.
Dawn: Ha ha, I guess.
Paul: -going back to sleep-
Me: Pikachu.
Pikachu: On it. -zaps him awake-
Paul: Geez!
Me: No sleeping! Next!
3) What do you think is better? Comashipping (PaulxAsh) or Appealshipping(YouxZoey)?
Dawn: Ummmmmmmmmmmm……………… wow, this isn't an awkward question.
Ash: I think it is. –back to yelling at peanut-
Me: Sarcasm, Ash, sarcasm. Anyway.
Dawn: I guess…………………………… Comashipping. But only because I'm not in it.
Paul: No offense taken.
Me: Your turn, Paul!
Paul: -groans-
Prune head (Paul):
1) What would you do if KENNY started to do Dawns #1 to her?
Paul: !
Kenny: !!!
Dawn: !!!!!!!!!
Paul: Get him off of her, I guess? I don't think about it!
Kenny: I would never do that!
Dawn: I think I'm just going to hide for now. -hides-
Paul: -sweat drops-
2) Waht would oyu do if you saw a super-rare Pokmeon trying to eat your Elekid?
Paul: Tell Electabuzz to attack it, then try to catch it, I guess.
Me: Elekid evolved! I forgot!
Electabuzz: Thanks.
Me: No offense.
3) Same as Dawn's #3.
Paul: That's the Comashipping or Appealshipping one, right? Appealshipping. For the same reason Dawn chose Comashipping.
Dawn: I'm also not offended.
Kenny:
1) Same as Paul's #1, but he was the one who was doing it to Dawn.
Kenny: Get him off of her, and try not to kill him. I figured you would ask.
Dawn: Let's NOT molest me, please…
Paul: No problem.
Ash: MISTY!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ANSWER ME!!!!!!
Me: Oh dear. -sighs- Let's tell him at the end of this review.
Kenny: FINALLY!!!
2) Why do you have such a strange outfit (No offense to you or anyone who likes Kenny's outfit!)?
Kenny: Which outfit?
Me: Let's assume your contest one.
Kenny: My mom. Blame her.
Paul: -snorts-
3) Same as D and P's #3
Kenny: Comashipping. If Dawn and Zoey were together, where would that leave me?
Paul: I'm not sure if I'm offended or not.
Kenny: Sorry.
Dares:
Dawn:
1)Sing "Teardrops on my guitar" by Taylor Swift to Drew, and then make out with him (Sorry Paul!)
Dawn: -sweat drop- That's a nice first impression on the guy.
Drew: -being led by faceless guy- Where are you taking me?
Me: Hi, Drew! I'm Jessi, welcome to the Dawn and Paul Talk Show!
Kenny: Talk show. Geez.
Drew: So why am I here? Oh, hang on. Why is Ash…
Ash: MISTY!!!!!!
Drew: Doing… that…
Dawn: This is a very strange talk show, let's leave it at that. I'm Dawn.
Drew: Hey, I'm Drew, obviously. I've heard about you from May.
Me: Enough with the chit chat! Dawn, you have a dare!
Dawn: May, don't kill me, this is a mandatory dare!
Drew: What is the dare?
Me: She has to sing a song to you then make out with you.
Paul: -twitch-
Drew: …
Dawn: -sings and makes out-
Paul: -twitches like crazy-
Drew: -does not know the proper way to react so stays shut up-
Dawn: -embarrassed- Um… so how's May these days?
Me: Hang on, Dawn, you have another dare. It's simple.
2)Wear a longer skirt!
Dawn: Okay. -takes longer skirt and goes into bathroom-
Drew: Ummmmmmmmmm……… do I have to stay?
Me: Yeah, but you get to leave after this reviewer. Paul and Dawn DON'T.
Drew: I feel bad for them.
Paul: It's not terrible. Sometimes.
Me: Watch it.
Dawn: I'm back. -knee length skirt-
Me: Paul's turn!
Paul: -hides under couch-
Drew: -sweat drops-
Me: -pulls him out-
Prune head:
1)Magically become a Magikarp for the rest of this phase (HA HA HA!)
Me: Hm, this should be interesting. –grins-
Paul: Um………
Me: No, you won't be a Magikarp the whole phase. Just a few reviews! -waves pen-
Paul-Magikarp: Do I get water?
Me: -puts in fish bowl-
Dawn: -giggles-
Paul-Magikarp: Shut up.
Drew: You shouldn't say that to a girl.
Paul-Magikarp: Okay, YOU shut up. -not happy-
2) Get glomped by your totally opposite twin sister called Raina
Paul-Magikarp: When did I get a twin sister?
Raina: IT'S A MAGIKARP! IT'S SO CUTE I WANT IT! -glomps fishbowl-
Me: Wow, she's already the complete opposite of Paul.
Raina: Oh, you've seen Paulie? I think he's avoiding me. -frowns-
Dawn: So, you're his twin sister?
Raina: Oh, no, I just pretend to be. –giggles-
Me: ………okay, time's up! Please leave!
Raina: Aw…… Bye bye! I'll come to play again! -giggles and leaves-
Dawn: I really hope not.
Paul-Magikarp: Same here. She's irritating.
Me: I have to agree with you, Paul…
3) Have a Pokemon battle with Drew
Paul-Magikarp: I'm calling the shots as a Magikarp? How will I throw Poke Balls? Can I change back for this?
Me: You just want to change back! Dawn, do you mind throwing the Poke Balls?
Dawn: Fine by me. His team knows he's a Magikarp already, right?
Electabuzz: Yup. –grins-
Paul-Magikarp: Don't. Whatever you're about to do.
Electabuzz: Aw. –disappointed-
Drew: Okay, it's going to be hard to take this match seriously.
Me: Let the battle begin!
-later-
Me: Paul wins!
Dawn: Yay, we did it!
Paul-Magikarp: -doesn't want to point out to her she just threw Poke Balls-
Drew: Wow, I lost to a Magikarp. Bizarre.
Me: Indeedy. -smiles-
Kenny:
1) Do whatever you want to Magikarp-Paul (But you can't kill him!)
Kenny: -evil grin-
Paul-Magikarp: -swims as far down in fishbowl as possible-
Kenny: -throws Paul-Magikarp into pit of Carvanha and Sharpedo-
Dawn: You would. -glances over-
Me: You have to get him back out for the next dare.
Kenny: Um…… pen?
Me: Nope. Fetch him yourself.
Kenny: Aw MAN. -jumps in and comes out with Paul-Magikarp. Kenny has severe scratches-
Me: Hee hee. ~
Dawn: Oh dear…
Paul-Magikarp: -jumps back in fishbowl- I hate being a Magikarp…
2) Be forced to watch Dawn make out with Drew, then Paul.
Drew: Is Dawn making out with me again, or does the last one count?
Me: I think again.
Dawn: Wait, am I making out with Paul or Paul-Magikarp.
Me: Looks like you're going to make out with a Pokémon, Dawn!
Kenny: -gags at thought-
Dawn: First time for everything. –sighs and makes out with Drew and Paul-Magikarp-
Kenny: -pales at Drew and gags at Paul-Magikarp-
Paul-Magikarp: …well, that's one event in my life I never would have guessed. Turned into a Magikarp and made out with.
Dawn: I never would have guessed I would make out with a Magikarp!
Kenny: Can we stop talking about this?
Me: -laughs at Kenny- By the way, Paul, you being a Magikarp presents too many problems with future questions and reviews, so you're done. -takes out of fishbowl and changes back-
Paul: I'm completely soaked now. -grabs towel-
Dawn: -grins-
Me: Bye, Drew!
Drew: See you around. –leaves gladly…… ah, if only he knew he was a future host!-
Me: Okay, next reviewer is Anime-Kushi29!
[Paul] 1) I dare you to kiss Kenny on the CHEEK. Hee-hee!~
Paul: Well, that's not as bad as kissing. -kisses on cheek-
Kenny: Keep it relative……… -reminding self-
[Dawn] 3) Does Paul look better, or does Ash look better? WHAT ABOUT KEN-KEN?!
Dawn: Ken-Ken?
Kenny: When did I become Ken-Ken?
Me: It reminds me of the Harry Potter series, when Lavender called Ron "Won-Won"…
Kenny: Won-Won was worse.
Dawn: Anyway, going by pure looks?
Me: Yes…… -smiles-
Dawn: Er…………………… I… guess… Paul.
Ash and Kenny: -stabs to heart. Ash is too focused on cheeze to notice-
Paul: -tries not to smirk-
KEN-KEN!! Um... Meh. Your cute. What more do ya want from me?
Kenny: An explanation about Ken-Ken?
Questions:
1) Do you like your new nickname? KEN-KEN?! I lurvs it. ^^
Kenny: I……… don't……… know…………………… -sweat drop-
Me: Kenny, I think you have a fan.
Dawn: -giggles-
Kenny: -flushes-
2) If you found out that Paul was your Daddy, what would you do? Seriously.
Think about it... LAWL lol
Kenny: Um………. wonder HOW? He would have been a year old!
Paul: Yeah, I don't think that's actually POSSIBLE……
Dawn: That would be seriously weird, though.
DARES:
1) Kiss Paul on the CHEEK after he does it to you. :)
Kenny: -groans but complies-
Paul: -says nothing and pointedly looks away-
Dawn: It's weird to see them kiss. Even on the cheek.
Kenny: Let's please not talk about it.
Dawn: Yeah.
2) Slap Dawn. REALLY HARD! *Whispers to Jessie* I wanna see Paul's reaction...
Me: I made Paul not hear the dare. -smiles-
Kenny: Um……… Dawn?
Dawn: -whisper to Jessi- Paul can't hear still, right?
Me: Mm-hm.
Dawn: Okay, Kenny. Seriously, hit me as hard as you can. Surprise me. And see if you can't freak out about it afterwards.
Kenny: You won't get mad…?
Dawn: Nope!
Paul: Why did I go deaf?
Dawn: Can you hear again?
Paul: Yeah…? What's going on?
Dawn: Um…
Kenny: Dawn, stop paying attention to him! -slaps really REALLY hard-
Dawn: -falls to ground, cheek bright red-
Paul: -shocked for a second, then turns and punches Kenny in face-
Kenny: OW! NOSEBLEED!
Me: -laughs- Good reaction!
Paul: Kenny, why would you do that?! You stupid –
Kenny: -pinching nose- It was a DARE! Why else?
Paul: Did you have to hit her so hard, though? You – I don't have words for you that wouldn't be censored! -tries to hit Kenny again, but Dawn catches his wrist-
Dawn: Paul, that was me. I said to hit me as hard as possible to go with the dare.
Paul: …
Dawn: -blushes- You have blood on your knuckle.
Paul: -sighs, shakes head, and goes into bathroom to wash off blood-
Kenny: Okay, OW. My nose is bleeding really badly.
Dawn: My face kind of hurts too. Good slap.
Kenny: Should I say thanks?
Me: Hahaha, I loved Paul's reaction!
Paul: -back in room- Oh, shut up. -slightly blushing-
Dawn: Er………
Me: Next reviewer! DreamerGal94!
[Dawn] 3)Paul or Kenny?
Dawn: For what?
Me: Boyfriend, husband, lover, soul mate.
Dawn: …………… um?!
Me: Okay, cut out lover. Pick!
Dawn: Er……… out of those two only, I guess……… Paul. Things would be too weird with Kenny.
Kenny: -is unsurprised-
Kenny:
QUESTIONS:
Hi?
Kenny: Hi?
By?
Kenny: Bye?
DARES:
Answer my questions!
Kenny: I did.
Me: Okay…… um, next is strawberrybabecutie.
HI! I'm Claire!
Me: Hi, Claire! I think I remember you!
I have questions...and dares! MUHAWHAWHAWHAW...XD
Paul, Dawn, Kenny: -shudder-
oh...
ASH:
-faceless guy drags Ash back to studio-
Ash: Cheeze?
Me: Soon. You have questions!
Ash: Really? YAY! By the way, Kenny, I think Misty thought I wasn't answering and hung up, and I don't know how to call her back, so here's your phone. -hands peanut-
Kenny: -sweat drop-
1)Call Misty and tell her to come down to the studio. When she gets there, tell her your feelings!
(If you do, you'll get a years supply of cheese covered granola!)
Ash: My feelings?
Misty: -enters- What's going on?
Ash: Hi, Misty! I'm happy to see you! You didn't answer, though.
Misty: What? Hi, Ash, but what are you talking about?
Ash: You called and I tried to get your attention but you never answered. Oh, well.
Kenny: I was supposed to trick him into thinking a peanut was a phone, so I said you called and handed him the peanut. Sorry.
Misty: -sweat drop-
Dawn: Ash, do what you're supposed to do.
Misty: Which is?
Dawn: He's supposed to tell you his feelings.
Misty: Okay, what are your feelings, Ash? -slight blush-
Ash: Um………… -blush. He's not quite that dense- I………… really………… miss having you around. -flush-
Misty: -blush-
Me: I think that's the best we'll get out of them. -still happy-
Paul: -sweat drop-
2) Don't eat anything for 7 hours!
Ash: Gah! -instant pale-
Misty: -laughs-
Me: Hey, Misty, your sisters want you back home.
Misty: Oh, okay. I have to go, I'm sorry. Bye! -slightly sad but leaves-
3) Why did you hide your feelings to Misty for so long?
Paul:
1) Have a man to man to man talk with Drew and Harley about what it's like to have odd colored hair.
-faceless guy drags in Harley and Drew-
Harley: Wow, I just LOVE this room! The red and the gold are just so BEAUTIFUL together!
Me: Hey, Paul, make your man to man to man talk quick. -pushes Paul toward other two-
Odd-Colored Hair group of males: -have a man to man to man talk about their hair-
Dawn: Hey, Jessi…
Me: Mm-hm?
Dawn: You know you're going to be in trouble for leaving the actual talk out, right?
Me: Personally, Dawn, I've never been IN a man to man to man talk, and I haven't watched enough westerns to know what one should sound like.
Paul: -returns as other two leave- I'm not really sure what a man to man to sort of man talk about hair would sound like anyway.
Kenny: -thinking- Weren't you just in one?
Me: By sort of man, do you mean Harley?
Paul: No offense…
Me: He does act rather feminine.
Dawn: Next?
2) If you didn't hate Kenny, would you be friends with him?
Paul: I don't think so.
Kenny: I agree.
3) Have Jessi torture you with a Medival torturing device! (and I'm talking none lethal)
Paul: WHAT??? -pales-
Dawn: Do you even have a medieval torturing device?
Me: She sent one. -happy-
Paul: -hides-
Me: -snaps finger and goes into different room. faceless guy drags Paul in too.-
Dawn: -looks at the door for a minute. Editing out sounds of torture-
Me: -exits room- That was fun!
Dawn: -sweat drop- Is Paul ok?
Me: He should be, give him a few hours to regain his state of mind.
Penguin Friends: -huge sweat drop-
4) Lend Kenny $200 for his dare...
Me: I went ahead and got it for you already, Kenny. -hands $200-
Kenny: ? What's the dare?
Me: You'll see! Dawn's first!
Dawn: -groans-
Dawn:
1) Dress of all smexily and have Jessi take pictures of you flirting with Paul!
Me: Um, I'm gonna say no to this…… because seriously if anyone interacts with Paul right now, I think he'll snap.
Dawn: ……………………… what did you DO to that poor guy?!
Me: I used a medieval torture weapon. Duh.
Dawn: -sweat drop, but is not complaining about not having to do the dare-
2) Read every chapter of the Pokemon manga series(randomness)
Me: -gasp- It's not randomness! The manga series is sooooooooo awesome! (Even though I've had to mostly read synopsis's because it isn't translated D: )
Dawn: -several hours later- Hey, Lady Berlitz looks a lot like me!
Me: -sweat drop-
Paul: -reenters room silently and sits on couch-
Dawn: Hi, Paul! Are you ok?
Paul: I've had better days…
Dawn: -looks sympathetic and goes back to reading. an hour later- Except my name isn't Platina.
Me: -sweat drop again-
Paul: -isn't asking. He's figured it's a dare.-
Dawn: -another hour later- Okay, I'm done!
Me: So, you have a question.
3) If you didn't have Paul, would you date Kenny? If so, list all the reasons why!
Dawn: Ignoring the first part, no, and I'm going to list the reasons why not. One, I'm not interested in him, two, he's my best friend and it'd be too weird, three, he's kind of into my best friend Zoey, and four, Zoey's kind of into him.
Me: All very sound reasons.
Kenny: -shrugs but smiles at mention of Zoey-
Paul: -rolls eyes-
Ash: -eating a granola bar. Seven hours are up-
Kenny:
For the record, I don't think you're a crazy rapist guy. Seriously.
Kenny: Um, thanks.
Me: I never understood that, personally. That seems way more like Conway's role.
Dawn: Okay, we are laying off of Conway.
Me: At least for today.
Dawn: -sweat drop-
Also for the record,
I LOVE YOU KENNY!
Kenny: …………thanks?
Dawn: Well, at least he didn't say huh. -giggles-
Kenny: Dawn, don't, please…
Me: Is there a story? –perks up-
Dawn: -giggles- Yup, but I'm not telling it for Kenny's sake. Unless it's a dare, of course. –mischievous grin-
Paul: -is reading manga out of boredom-
and, now for your dare
1) Take me out on a date! I'll be in a blue sleeveless knee length dress, my red hair will be in an up do, and my Vaporeon will be next to me!
Kenny: What?!
Me: Okay, bye! -pushes out door-
Kenny: -several hours later, comes back in-
Paul: -still reading- Is he an idiot or is it me? -talking about Ruby-
Dawn: -reading over his shoulder- Yeah, he sort of is an idiot.
Me: Soooooo, how'd it go?
Kenny: It went pretty well, I had fun, except I was worried Zoey would pop up and things would get awkward.
Me: -laughs-
Paul: -not looking up from manga- Did you spend the whole $200?
Kenny: Uh, yeah…
Paul: Good to know. -turns the page-
Dawn: -frowns- You read faster than me.
Paul: You just read the whole thing.
Dawn: I know. -sighs-
Paul: -sighs and turns page back-
Dawn: -smiles- Thanks.
Me: Why does nobody care about Kenny's date but me?
Dawn: Are there more questions?
Me: -sighs but allows subject change- Some for…… ME? –very happy!-
Paul: That should be interesting.
and finally, JESSI:
1) Can I be a co-host? Pwetty pwetty pwease? I just want to spend time with my Kenny! (puppy dog eyes)
Me: Um. Kenny's on his way out. Why don't you do a talk show or a story with Kenny or something? This is FanFiction, after all!
Dawn: This is what?
Me: Never mind. Don't break the fourth wall again.
Dawn: O…k…?
Me: -smiles-
2) Review my story "The Prince List", and yes, it is an Ikarishipping story!
Me: Yay! I will, and you will see the review when I do!
3) Make a one shot about me and Kenny, you can call it gingershipping!
Me: -cringe- I have so much to do… but I'll see if I can, one shots are easy. PM me some stuff about yourself though, otherwise you won't be you.
Ikari Couple: -still reading-
Me: Hm. I need a better label for them, Ikari means anger… oh well. Hey, you all have a dare!
Others: Gah! -hide-
Me: -looks over to faceless guy who drags them out-
All (minus Jessi)
DO THE LUCKY STAR DANCE!
Paul: The what?
Kenny: I don't like how it sounds already…
Me: -looks it up on YouTube and shows our future dancers-
Ash: -asks without thinking- Do we have to do it in costume?
Other Boys: ASH!!!!
Me: -grins- Sure!
Boys: -groan-
Dawn: -after they all change- Let's get it over with…
Paul: What's the consequence if we don't? -weighing his choices-
Me: Well…
If any of the first four, meaning not Jessi, fail to meet the dares, you are encouraged to use the Strawberry Machine Gun 70, or, if you're not feeling lethal, use my lvl 100 Shiny Arceus (nicknamed Sakura) and my lvl 99 Machamp (nicknamed Kengo) to hurt them. But make sure not to hurt Kenny too much!
Dawn: Kenny's a Machamp?
Kenny: Apparently…
Paul: -sighs- Dance it is, I guess.
Me: Ooh, and I got some of Paul's fangirls to help because we needed more people.
Fangirls: EEEEEEEEE!!!! PAUL!!!!!!!!
Paul: -sighs-
Me: A one, two, three, go!
Others: -do the dance-
Boys: -run straight to bathroom to change-
Me: Okay, girls! Thanks for helping! Bye!
Fangirl 1: But we didn't get to talk to Paul!
Fangirl 2: Hey, don't complain! Not everyone can say they did this dance with Paul! Thank you! -fangirls leave-
Paul: -pokes head out- Are they gone?
Dawn: -already changed- That would have been a dangerous thing to do if the answer was no, but yeah.
Paul: -walks out changed. Other boys follow suit-
Update soon,
Me: -cringe-
XOXO, Claire
a.k.a. The President, founder, and only member of the Kenny Fan Club!
Dawn: I kind of doubt the only member bit, but you probably are one of the few Kenny fans supporting Ikarishipping.
Kenny: You talk about this stuff so plainly now. -sweat drop-
Dawn: Necessity. -shrugs-
Me: I am so sorry I vanished off the face of the earth…… -very upset-
Paul: Save it.
Dawn: Who's next?
Me: Let's see… eeveebreeder678!
Hi peoples! Hi, Ikarishipper900!You're awesome! Hello Dawn the great! Hello Incredibly Awesome Paul! Go away annoying Kenny! I'm new to Fanfiction and I just joined, but I found this fic, and I already LOVE it!
Me: I'm glad! Call me Jessi, most do.
Kenny: You know, I'm getting tired of the insults………
Me: Well, it's almost over.
I have no questions, just dares!
Me: Yay!
Others: -groan_
dares for Paul:
1. Run a marathon against Kenny! The winner gets to kiss dawn for 5 minutes, and the loser is forced to watch!
Kenny: For real? Paul's already run marathons. That's not fair.
Me: What about Zoey?
Kenny: -blush- That's not what I meant!
Me: Mm-hm. Run, boys!
Paul and Kenny: -run a marathon each. Paul finishes first-
Me: Yay! Paul gets to kiss the girl!
Paul: Hey, Dawn, did you notice it said "gets to", not "has to"?
Dawn: Interesting. -smiles-
Me: ………… argh! I hate loopholes! -pouts-
Kenny: So I'm going to watch you guys not kiss?
Dawn: If you don't mind.
Kenny: I'm fine.
Me: You won't be. I'll ENSURE that… and Paul is in trouble too!
Paul: -shrugs-
2. Toss Kenny into a pool of Sharpedoes!
Kenny: I already did that! -hides-
Me: -sigh- So you have…
3. tell us EXACTLY what the girl you kissed when you were seven looked like and where you were exactly!
Paul: -sighs- Very honestly, I don't remember too much except that she had blue hair. And where I was? Just sitting next to her.
Kenny: He was a little kid, people. Come ON.
Me: Suuuuuuure you don't remember…
Paul: I don't!
Me: Well, what town at least, smarty?
Paul: Um…… I think we were close to Lake Valor.
Me: Okay. I'm good.
Dawn: -reclines-
dares for Kenny:
Run a marathon against Paul under the same conditions specified for Paul!
Kenny: Been there, done that. -glad that's his only dare-
dares for dawn
1. Passionatly kiss the winner of the marathon for five minutes!
Dawn: -falls backwards and sits up- What?!
Me: Yay! She closed the loophole! –happy-
Paul: This is getting annoying.
Dawn: For real. -sighs and passionately kisses Paul-
Paul: -kisses back because it would be too awkward otherwise. That's the excuse.-
Kenny: -is forced to watch-
Me: Yay. All things fulfilled except for the identity of Dawn and Paul's young kissing friends!
Kenny: I've never heard anyone referred to as kissing friends.
Me: Well, they're too young to be anything else!
Dawn: -after five minutes stops kissing Paul- Jessi, you're ridiculous.
Me: I relish in it. –grins-
2. Tell us more embarrasing stories about Kenny!
Dawn: Hm, let me think………
Kenny: Oh, grief.
Dawn: Actually, nothing's coming to mind at the moment……… oh, wait, got one!
Kenny: -puts hands over ears-
Me: -pulls them down- Go on, Dawn!
Dawn: So, Kenny's a pretty athletic kid, right? Runs around all the time, speedster, coaches singing high praise, the whole bit. And this new girl comes in, and she's the nerd type. Reads books on the sidelines, looks klutzy, had the misfortune of thick glasses too.
Kenny: Oh grief. Why THAT one, Dawn?
Dawn: -grins cheekily- So the coach gets mad at the girl for not doing her stuff, and as punishment, makes her run around the playground trying to keep up with Kenny.
Paul: Let me guess: she beats Kenny.
Dawn: After Kenny trips on his shoelace and breaks his arm.
Me: Niiiiiiiiiice. –grins-
Kenny: Worst day ever. Second worst day was getting back to school and getting comments about losing to Nerdette.
Others: -laugh-
Kenny: -flushes-
3. Tell us EXACTLY what the boy you kissed when you were little looked like!
Dawn: Um………… -blushes- I remember he had purple hair, but that's it.
Me: Where were you guys? In geographical location?
Dawn: Er……… I remember we were going to Veilstone to visit some family, but I can't actually remember where we kissed.
Me: DAWN! YOU FAIL ME! –cries-
Paul: Someone needs a life………
dares for the authoress
1. Draw fanart of the winner and Dawn kissing!
Me: Oooooooh that sounds like fun. I'm not very good at drawing people kissing, but I'll try. (Then I need a working scanner to post it. xD)
Dawn: Grief. We don't have to pose for it, right?
Me: I guess you don't HAVE to, but ya know.
Dawn: -sighs-
2. Write down EXACTLY what Paul and Dawn say for question 3, then compare them!
Me: Okay, here's the comparison:
Paul: -sighs- Very honestly, I don't remember too much except that she had blue hair. And where I was? Just sitting next to her. Um…… I think we were close to Lake Valor.
Dawn: Um………… -blushes- I remember he had purple hair, but that's it. Er……… I remember we were going to Veilstone to visit some family, but I can't actually remember where we kissed.
Me: First of all, I'd like to note their friends had the other's hair color!
Paul: So? I've met a lot of blue haired girls.
Dawn: Same with me and purple haired guys.
Me: NOT DONE! Do you also notice their geographical location is similar as well? Lake Valor is close to Veilstone, and Dawn said they were ON THEIR WAY to Veilstone. Not AT Veilstone…
Ikari Couple: COINCIDENCE!
Me: Mm-hm. You tell ME, reviewers.
Dawn: -sighs- She never gives up.
dares for Happy:
Hold this Oval Stone and think nice thoughts!
Happy: Okay! -holds Oval Stone and smiles-
Me: Ack! No! –confiscates Oval Stone- The whole point of Happy is that she's a Happiny!
Happy: My rock! -cries-
Paul: -reluctantly comforts her until she falls asleep-
If they do not follow my instructions TO THE LETTER, I lend you Frostwing, my level 70 Articuno! (moves: ice beam, blizzard, fly and hail!) I also lend you Thornfury, my Roserade level 50 to help Leafdancer with the censoring!
Me: If Thornfury's a boy, he may be more of a distraction than a help.
Leafdancer: Thanks, Jessi.
p.s.
My dear Glaceon, Freezefury is also coming to specificly destroy a certain fiancee' named S-U-M-M-E-R. get it?
Me: I get it, but she's protected right now. I need her later.
p.p.s. I'm a Paul supporter!
Paul: -sighs-
Me: Yay!
Dawn: Is there anything left?
Me: Only five left! Almost done with Kenny!
Kenny: Gee, THANKS.
Dawn: -laughs-
Me: Hopefully Ash gets a more prominent role after this! And I'll update more often! Next is starofangle! (By the way, I added some spaces in. I'm assuming they were just missing cuz you wrote this at 4:19 in the morning.)
yo people!!
Me: Sup?
kenny: why on EARTH are you having a CRUsh on Dawn?
Kenny: Uh, I don't anymore.
you should like Zoey. If your are a couple, its call 'shootdownshipping'. GO on a DATE with her and when you come back, you MUST like her cause if not, I'll asked my level 100 lopunny to use water pulse and my level 98 nailtails to use hyper beam on her.(jessi may use them too.)
Kenny: Um, I already did all of the above.
Zoey: -still watching show, squeals-
Dawn: PLZ plz plz plz don't deny you like Paul which I call him purple haired gay guy.
Dawn: When did Paul become gay?
Paul: That seems like a fair question.
Oh and have a pokemon battle with 'summer' to win Paul's heart!
Me: I think I'm postponing this for a later phase. Cuz I would actually right that out, and this is too long as is.
Dawn: I agree with the last part.
Paul: don't deny you like Dawn. Cheer for Dawn in the battle!!
Paul: It seems the battle isn't happening yet.
p.s. this are dares and if you don't do them, I will become 'fireofadevil' and use my pokemon on you! I will be back!
Me: Well, they complied to my satisfaction, so they complied, right? Next is DawnXPaul4ever1995!
Hi Jessi! HI ASH!! Hi Paul! Hi Dawn! Hey Kenny... -.-
Everyone except Paul: Hi!
Paul: -waves-
Kenny: No need to be so enthusiastic about saying hi to me…
Jessi,
...
Sry, I can't think of any-
My sister:-Barges into room- WAIT! I have a question!!
Me: Yay sister!
Me:...O...Kay...what is it?
My sister: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON?!?!?
Me: I'm not sure. I really like Leafeon right now. I named her Leev.
Leev: Hi!
Me:...Okay...Kenny,
Why are you still here?
Kenny: I probably have more questions would be why. Thanks for wanting me around, though, seriously.
Me: Well, they all hate you for the same reason………
Kenny: I guess…
Let me make one thing clear...I DON'T LIKE YOU.
Sry, but you get in the way of ikarishipping.
Kenny: If that's the reason, whatever.
Okay...-hehehe- time for dares...
Jessi,
Hug Kenny! (Sry, but don't worry...I'm going to give him a dare that will make him ROLL in embarasment...hehehe...)
Me: I don't mind hugging Kenny, or anyone else for that matter. Unless they smell terrible. –hugs-
Kenny: -hides under couch at parenthesis-
Me: -drags him back out-
and last but certanly least, Kenny...
I want you to run around in circles in nothing but squirtle print underwear while singing the GAY Barbie song!!
Kenny: WHAT????????
Me: She's not done yet……
And then (while still in the underwear) jump around like a Chimchare while calling Paul's fiance and telling her that you love her! MUAHAHAHA!
Kenny: You. Can't. Be. SERIOUS.
Me: Oh, but she is. And therefore so am I.
Dawn: -whispers to camera- Hey, Zoey, save him some embarrassment. Don't watch.
Zoey: -texting- Good idea. Tell me when its over.
Dawn: Hey, Kenny, Zoey turned her TV off for your sake.
Kenny: Thanks, I think. I still have to do it?
Me: -shoves Kenny in bathroom-
Kenny: -a moment later, comes out in requested attire- I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN MY BARBIE WO-O-ORLD!
Others: -roll on floor laughing, even Paul-
Kenny: -flushes and dials Summer while jumping like a Chimchar-
Summer: -picks up- Hello?
Kenny: Summer! I'm Kenny! I LO-O-OVE YOU!!!
Others: -laugh even harder-
Summer: -coldly- Too bad. I love Paul. Bye. –hangs up-
Kenny: -hangs up and runs to bathroom-
Me: That was possibly one of the best things that's happened on this show.
Dawn: Poor Kenny. –is still laughing, though-
Paul: -shakes his head-
Dawn: -texting- All clear, Zo.
Zoey: -texting- Thx. :)
Kenny: -comes back out in normal attire- That was HUMILIATING!!!
Me: Thus the point. –grins-
Kenny: -glares-
And if you do not do these dares...I will cry... and I will make my pokemon(Meme Lv. 98 Palkia, Leelee Lv. 93 Froslass, and Kiki Lv. 100 Glacion) attack you all with their strongest attacks!!
Kenny: I might have taken it. –flushes at memory-
Me: -giggles-
Oh..and don't worry...
I'll be back!! MUHAHAHAHA!
Kenny: And I'll be gone!
Me: You'll torment Ash, though, right?
Ash: What? Granola? CHEEZE????
Ikari Couple: -sweat drop-
Peace.
DawnXPaul4ever1995
Kenny: Some peace.
Me: Hee hee hee……… I love this job. –grins- Next we got Naruhinagirl95, very short excerpt:
Kenny:
1) GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE! YOU'RE A TOTAL HEAR/EYE SORE!
Kenny: -sighs- I'm getting, I'm getting. Anyways.
Me: After that, we got ijs!
ok don´t have much time so lets start!!
I´m only going to do dares by the way.
Me: That's cool!
Others: Gah. –hide-
Kenny Dare
Attack Dawn with my Roserade from lv. 100 (Jessi you can always use it ;)
attacks: sludge bomb, petal dance, solar beam and shadow ball)
Kenny: Eh?!
Dawn: Eh?!
Me: Um…………… hope you're fast, Dawn.
Dawn: Thanks a LOT.
Kenny: Uh, Roserade, use Shadow Ball. Slowly.
Roserade: I hate going slow. –shoots off Shadow Ball-
Dawn: -hops out of the way-
Kenny: That's enough, right?
Me: Sure.
Dawn & Paul Dare
Both of you drink 2 l. of water.
Dawn: That doesn't seem too bad.
Ikari Couple: -chug it-
Then go handcufed the rest of the phase :P
Ikari Couple: EH??????
Me: -nods to faceless guy, who handcuffs them-
Dawn: You've got to be kidding me! –bright red-
Paul: Let's see if I can pick a lock.
Me: No paper clips or etc. for you! –confiscates- Oh, I LOVE this scenario……
Dawn: I get to go first.
Paul: No way!
Dawn: -darts into bathroom dragging Paul along-
Me and Kenny: -laugh-
-toilet flushes-
Paul: -runs into other bathroom dragging Dawn along-
Me: Hey, Kenny, are there any stalls in there or is it all urinals?
Kenny: Luckily for Dawn, there's one stall. But if Ash or I happen to need to go too…
Me: Oh dear.
-toilet flushes-
Ikari Couple: -both come out. Both are very red faced.-
Me: Well?
Dawn: I'm not drinking anything for the rest of this phase.
Paul: Nor I.
Me: Was the stall open in the boys bathroom, by any chance?
Paul: -flushes- Luckily, yes.
Me: Guess it's a good thing to save Dawn's innocence, for now.
Dawn: -flushes bright bright red- Next?
Dawn Dare:
Read alloud what is standing in Paul´s dark blue notebook
Me: I had to go look back what was what, ha ha.
Dawn: The dark blue one, huh? -pulls it out- Aw, it's empty. –pouts-
Paul: I didn't have a need for that one yet. –feels better that the reviewer didn't say black.-
Me: Paul's turn!
Paul: Huh?
Paul Dare:
Read alloud your own black notebook
Me: Yeah!!!!!!!
Paul: What?!
Kenny: This should be interesting.
Dawn: -sits on couch-
Paul: -flushes and opens notebook- "Likes pocky, esp. chocolate. Also enjoys eggnog. Love for cute Pokémon, but also likes strong Pokémon. She likes my 'ninja moves' (seriously, who started calling it that?) and my appearance. Likes brownies. Dislikes cream cheese."
Me: How do you know that? You weren't supposed to be in the same room.
Paul: -ignores, still flushes- "Prefers waffles to pancakes."
Me: You were ASLEEP! How are you doing this???
Kenny: Maybe he listens to the stuff during commercial breaks.
Paul: -again ignores.- "Hates how I treat my Pokémon, but she doesn't know yet… How am I going to explain to her? She's pretty loyal to her friends. That's a good quality. Maybe she's too good. Hearing her snap at Jessi, I feel like I'm corrupting her."
Me: -has gotten popcorn, this is QUITE interesting.-
Dawn: -blushes-
Paul: I'm not reading more.
Me: Aw. I guess that's fair though.
Dawn: -not sure how to react-
Ash Dares:
don´t eat for the rest of the phase.
Me: He's already doing that.
Ash: Cheeze…… -sobs-
Ikari Couple: -both a little awkward-
Kenny: Did you notice Paul never actually said anything about how he feels about her? Just wrote stuff about her, saying she was too good a person for him to be around.
Ikari Couple: ………
Dawn: Hey, that's a fair point!
Me: KENNY!!!!!!!
Kenny: Heh heh!
Me: More work for me?
Kenny: Yup!
Me: Grrrrr.
Battle against my Sceptile (lv. 100, solarbeam,frenzy plant, leaf blade and leaf storm. You can also use him Jessi)
Ash: I can't battle on an empty stomach!
Me: Do it anyway! For your Pokémon's sake!
Ash: Well……… okay! Go, Buizel!
Paul: ……why Buizel? Moron…
-battle ensues. Sceptile wins-
Ash: NO!!!!!!
Me: Thanks for lending me Sceptile!
Ash: It's okay, Buizel… -returns-
Pikachu Dare:
Write a love letter towards Buneary
Pikachu: Eh?
Buneary: Ooh! –hearts in eyes-
Dawn: I thought Pikachu was a girl.
Me: Buneary's a boy.
Dawn: Oh. –sweat drop-
Pikachu: -writes letter-
Buneary: Eeeee! –glomps-
Dawn: -sweat drop again- Coulda fooled me.
Me: Yeah……
Well I´ve gotta go!! And by the way if you don´t understand a question I´m from the Netherlands so there you go.
Me: I love that I have international readers! Oh, Internet!
Bye! Ilze/ijs
Me: Bye! Well, I'm annoyed at Kenny for ruining the situation, but I guess that's life.
Kenny: Pretty much.
Me: -glares- Next is Pikachuand Dawn rule13!
Um First can Kenny stay because it is funny to her him depressed and mad.
Me: I think at this point he'll just be wishing he was with Zoey.
Kenny: How many reviews left?
Me: Point proven. Including this, two.
Ikari Couple: !
Dawn: We're almost done with the never ending phase?!
Me: Yup. Word's telling me it's 90 pages long so far.
Dawn: Wow.
And I have a couple of questions for Dawn. Ok Dawn 1 do you like Ash
Dawn: Not like that.
2 Why will Piplup not evolve
Dawn: Neither of us really want it.
3 do you like Kenny
Dawn: As a friend.
and my last one for you is If you ever met a Pokemon trainer named Courtney that Paul liked and she dressed kind of like you what you do?
Dawn: Be surprised that she's like me I guess.
Paul: Why Courtney?
Me: Paul, your questions.
Paul: Geh.
Paul do you like Dawn as a friend or as a rival?
Paul: Friend. We don't have anything to rival over.
2 have you met Zoey?
Paul: She's actually my sister's best friend.
Dawn: Wow! That's random!
3 Do you like Jessi?
Paul: She's okay, I guess.
Me: Yay! I'm not totally hated anymore!
4 the same as Dawns 4 q but in you point of view?
Dawn: You mean the Courtney question?
Paul: That was your fourth. Surprised, but other than that whatever.
and my last one for you Do you think that the little girl you met that you called little blue could be Dawn?
Paul: I guess it's possible. But I doubt it, they were different people in personality.
Ok I have some qu's for Kenny um Do you like Zoey?
Kenny: -grins- Yup.
Zoey: -watching, smiles-
2 Why do you like to make Dawn mad?
Kenny: She's funny when she's mad!
Dawn: -pouts- THANKS, Kenny.
Kenny: You know it's true, DD.
Dawn: DON'T CALL ME DD!!!!
Kenny: -laughs-
Me: Moving right along.
3 are you an only child?
Kenny: Yup.
4 If you met a trainer named Courtney who looked like Dawn would you go out with her?
Kenny: Nope.
Me: I'm not naming any of my characters Courtney in the near future.
and for Jessi. Jessi why Paul?
Me: Dawn and Paul are sooooooooo cute together!
Ikari Couple: -retch in unison, then realize they did it in unison and blush. In unison-
Me: Heh heh… see what I mean?
2 Do you like Paul?
Me: I've been waiting for him as a character for a very long time, so yes.
3 About the person named Courtney would you like her as a friend?
Me: Well, I'm friends with Dawn, so yes. Although I want to ask both of them to wear longer skirts!
Dawn: -sticks tongue out-
and 4 (Random q) do you have any pets? O and sorry it is long i will be back with Dares k?
Me: Don't apologize for length! Yes, I do, I have an eight year old dog named Sandi. Love that dog! And a fish named Psi.
Paul: Please no dares…….
Me: Last review, guys!
Kenny: -celebrates-
Me: It's PokemasterofRiolu!
OMG KENNY`'S B-DAY IS RIGHT B4 MINE!! =fangirl squeal, even though i dont like him=
Kenny: -sweat drop-
Me: Where does everyone get this information? Like last names and stuff? There seems to be an official source I don't know of. I just make it up.
Ikari Couple: -sweat drop-
Dare: Dawn, go to the SonicX dimension and say hi to Sonic!
Me: I loved that show! Poor Tails though…
Dawn: ? Anyways… -goes to dimension- Hi Sonic! –leaves-
Sonic: …I think weirder's happened?
-back at studio-
Q&A:Kenny, what's w/ the pet name? I heard somewhere that DD meant "Devilish Demon"...
Kenny: Haha, definitely not. It means Ditz Dawn. And just because.
Dare:Paul, go hug Ash on TV while Avatar is on and let the angry Avafanns attack ya!
Paul: There is so much wrong with this dare. –complies-
Lori (my best friend Avafan): HEY!!! NOT COOL!!!
Me: Sorry, Lori! (And other avafans!)
Paul: Not my choice! –hides-
Love da story, Ciao!
Me: Thanks!
Kenny: It's over!!! :D
Me: For you! Thanks for playing Kenny! And thanks for everyone's patience! I had to fight through school, the busiest summer ever, a mom trying to keep me on track with school, a poor memory, and oral surgery (not to mention a lot of other lame excuses I could use) but this phase is finally here!
Dawn: Send in reviews still! And be sure to drill Ash!
Me: Sayonara for now!