Of Mice and Dragons ch.10
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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The next morning Stan rung the gong, and all his students came front and center...except the mouse. His room was empty. The Five were relieved...yet oddly disappointed.
"Master, what do we do now?" Stan shrugged. "We'll just have to wait until the real Dragon Warrior reveals-"
BOOM!
The entire Jade Palace shook! "That came from the courtyard!" Quickly, Stan and the five rushed to the explosions origin...Where they find the mouse, a panda, and a very surprised looking sperm whale...Oh and a lot of broken equipment and craters.
Stan looked around in disbelief. "H-How? W-why? What happened here!?"
Dipper groaned as he crawled out of the rubble. "I brought soos in to build training equipment that would be more my style...Or at least let me know what my style is...Or even if I have a style at all...And then I think there was a fire?"
"Now were the fire's before or after the quake?" Asked a battered and sooty Soos.
"It was after the Quake but before the flood." Corrected the Whale.
Stan just stared in disbelief. "And the whale? Anyone going to explain that?"
Dipper and Soos looked at the whale confused. "I...Don't recall us having anything to do with that." Admitted a confused Dipper.
"Yeah, weren't you a bowl of petunias earlier?" Asked an even more confused Soos.
"Uh...Did you at least improve your Kung-fu?" Ventured Tambry.
"That depends...did I hit the target on the other side of the yard?" Asked Dipper.
Tambry frowned. "Uh...No, In fact that seems to be the only thing you didn't hit."
Dipper sighed. "Then no."
"Enough!" Snapped Stan. "Look at this place! What were you thinking?!"
Dipper shrugged. "Conventional methods weren't working...So I figured "go unconventional, what's the worst that could happen?"...In hindsight I admit even thinking those words were a mistake." Confessed Dipper.
Stan face palmed. "Alright just...Panda get out! We'll deal with the whale later."
"Uh...I think I might be stuck here." confessed Soos.
Stan rolled his eyes. "Robbie! Deal with this!" Robbie groaned, but obeyed. Quickly he had Soos unstuck.
"Thanks!" Exclaimed Soos. "Don't mention it." Said Robbie. "No seriously, I really apreci-" "Ever." Interrupted Robbie darkly. Feeling the atmosphere of the room, Soos gave a quick goodbye to Dipper and briskly left.
Stan glared at Dipper. Alright kid, I didn't want it to come to this...But I'm running out of time! "Right, since you seem so eager today...Why don't we step things up with a spar? You against the five, one on one?" Dipper paled but steeled himself. The five just remained pale...
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Mabel looked out the door shivering in fright. And tried to steel herself. You need to check on Dipper. Your worried about him. You need to go! Repeating that mantra in her head finally gave Mabel to take her first unaccompanied, and unprotected step outside in her life.
SQUISH!
GAAAHHHHHH!
HOW DOSE DIPPER %$#&%^#^& STAND THIS EVERYDAY!?
Ping made more money that day then the rest of his life and his fathers life combined...And yet he couldn't have been more miserable for it...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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