Hyung and Richard were out traveling again this time in Northern Ireland because Richard remembered another old friend of his who he couldn't remember the name of who happened to live there and wanted to reunite with her.
"Richard why are we in Ireland again?"
"Because Hyung I remember once during WWII I talked to this very adorable frau called Kelsie and she was from this place she was providence called Ulster?"
"Oh Ulster I remember back in 2001 when I was testing a new nuclear rocket the Ulster Television news station did a story about it"
"Cool I do hope I can find her somewhere here but while we are looking let's check out the sites here
(Montage start)
"Richard how many rock and Pop cds can you buy in one store?"
"All the cds Hyung ok so I've got Green Day, Bowling for soup, ACDC, Lady Gaga, Paramore, Fall out Boy etc."
A dark blonde haired girl then walked into the store and bought some Black Veil Brides, Simple Plan and My Chemical Romance cds
*whistles* Hyung isn't that alternative chick with the headphones kind of cute
I guess anyways Richard I'm still trying to choose some cds for myself thank you very much
I would like some of the latest hits by Shinee, Exo, BTS, Big Bang, Red Velvet, Girls Generation and Jezi
I am sorry sir but we don't have any of those artist's cds available at our store
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NO KOREAN POP CDS HERE"!
"Hyung chill I'm sure there's other artists that aren't foreign that they might have?"
"Well I do like Eminem and this One Direction group they remind me of BTS and the Beatles a little bit"
"Hyung that's a bit much besides there are music elitists in the store so pay for those cds quick"
"Ok and they are paid for"
"I'm a bit peckish let's go to get something to eat what you up for American food, Japanese food, Italian Food, Chinese Food or Mexican food"
How about food that will make you shut up on a platter
Alright we'll have American food you're lucky I'm rich though
"Richard we are both rich wealthy countries"
"Oh yeah" ^^
All these musicians and hippies make me feel like I'm in the 70s again Hyung
"Ewwwwwwww Hyung I smell smoke that's gross"
"Ha-ha look at the fag over there with his girlfriend"
"Hyung who said that?"
"I recall when we visited England they were called "chavs"
"Well I hate those chavs"
Ha well I'll give them something to mock about
*fakes a British accent"
"Let's run Richard"
"McDonald's really?"
"Well it has the same name as the cool man on that American tv show"
"American food Richard I've never had that before"
"You have a fast food restaurant in your own country"
"I meant European imitations of American food"
"Excuse Me Hyung Germany is where the hamburger originally came from"
"That's your cousin"
"Why? He makes great food"
"Ok Hyung what would you like to order?"
"Mmm I'll just have some chicken nuggets, chicken strips, large fries, mayonnaise and cola"
"Gut and I'll have a Quarter Pounder Cheese Burger with medium fries, cola und Mozzarella Cheese sticks"
"This is good for American food"
"Richard waits"
"What?"
"There's that girl again the girl from the cd store"
"She's been following us a lot today"
"Maybe she's mien soul mate"
"I'm gonna go talk to her first"
"Hello there it's nice to meet you I'm Hyung I see you like Green Day too?
"Y-yes"
"What's your name?"
"Kelsie, Kelsie Ui Neil Kirkland
""So do you come to Belfast often?"
"Yes I live in Belfast"
"So How's your day?"
"It was ok I guess"
"I see you like emo music do you want to go to the box nightclub with me and my friend Richard?"
"Sure"
(Later at the Nightclub)
"So I didn't know you liked Panic! At the Disco"
"I do they are one of my favourite emo bands what emo bands do you like?"
"Mm I'm more of a scene person but I don't mind Paramore, fall out Boy, Green Day, Bowling for Soup, All American Rejects and Taking back Sunday"
"I've ran out of questions I'm not really good at *blushes* talking to nice guys who aren't my brothers"
"Oh Ich understand I have a very annoying older brother I'll ask the questions then frau"
"So what do you think of politics nowadays?"
"I'm sort of a socialist I guess despite being in a right wing country"
(In his mind: wow I can so relate) "Same here you know I actually *whispers* represent the democratic side of Austria"
"Mmm ok and why are you whispering it? I don't really know about the politics of the rest of Europe with the exception of the daily EU ramblings I see on the news are you the one known for slavs and pastries"
"Nein I'm the one known for Classical Music, Aristocracy, Powdered wigs, Polka Music and High Alp Mountains"
"Austria? The place near France, Germany and Italy located near Czechia, Slovakia and some of those other countries"
"Ja"
"Isn't there already a personification for that country my brother Arthur sometimes hangs out with him"
"That's the annoying Older Brother I was talking about, wait you're aware of Personified Countries?"
"Of Course my Brothers are Scotland, Wales, England, Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland"
"Wow I thought you were a human this probably sounds strange to the humans"
"I don't represent a country though I represent the Irish providence of Ulster"
"U-Ulster? I-I-I (Has Flashback which makes his demonic powers activate a privacy barrier for him to think and try to recollect the memories)
"Hyung then walked by casually to the table where Kelsie and however he was slightly drunk on Soju and noticed Richard zoning out so since he noticed Richard was vulnerable this time to Hyung's cringe-worthy ramblings and quotes he walked over to Kelsie and said
"Hey you see that annoying, strange Richard dude he's a fascist"
"A fascist?"
"No a National Socialist"
(Kelsie then also zoned out after that by the time both Kelsie and Richard had remembered their past, the last time they met and each other's names while Kelsie was still mildly confused the DJ near the dancefloor had started playing a well-known Baroque pop emo song by Panic! At the Disco)
"To match the mood Richard then delicately danced Kelsie over to his demonic barrier where he started to sing…
"Oh, well, imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words,
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to the waiter, "And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame my poor pride for a long time has been my lost Lenore".
"Richard and Kelsie then jumped out of the barrier where Richard started to roast Hyung as sound as he "burst his bubble"
"I chime in with a"
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...
With the naive drunk Hyung being weirded out Richard then turned to Kelsie and continued singing
"Oh, well, in fact, Well, I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Well, this calls for a toast
So, pour the champagne
Oh, well, in fact, Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Well, this calls for a toast,
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne!
After repeating the chorus, Hyung coming to his sober senses and the crowd applauding at Richard's surprisingly good singing voice
Richard then gave Kelsie a big unexpected hug
""Kelsie, it's been so long I knew I recognized you from before it's great to see you again"
"Richard, it's great to see you too and your singing was awesome"
"Well I do like to "evacuate the dance floor" Hyung I found her I found Ulster"
"You did Richard? Are you sure this is Ulster isn't she the girl we met earlier today?"
"You haven't changed either Hyung I see your doing much better nowadays"
"She remembers me as well, I um"
"You know the north sometimes means the hotter side of the country and I'd say you're looking quite hot and red Hyung?"
"Shut up Richard I'm no longer a soviet so red means nothing and besides if I still was you'd be on your knees scared like a child
"Hyung you take that back, Red is one of the signature colours in your country, and don't bring up my secrets in front of mien new girlfriend"
"At that moment all three of them blushed weirdly at each other
"So wanna maybe go to back to your place, ask questions about life and the universe and watch anime?"
"Sure that sounds fun"
(Later on In Kelsie's place)
"Why did you even declare Ulster as your girlfriend, you only met once?"
"Because Ich knew when we first met that we were made for each other like a Billd Lilli and an Aryan Ken"
"Such Cheesy pick-ups lines from you at least in K Drama's they actually have development in the character's relationships"
"But Hyung I know you feel the same way underneath that cold communist heart of yours"
"NE,NE I do, you finally unlocked this secret level in this diffident Korean's heart Richard I like you as a work partner,Roommate,friend,best friend,chum,mate,soulmate,Close Acquaintance, Comrade and my own name Hyung"
"That's Beautiful"
"In Korean Hyung is also a term we males use for older male friends I feel that for you romantically"
"Awwwwww"
"Hold On is you saying we have a love triangle on our hands because if that's true then I'm taking the last packet of ready salted Doritos"
"Don't you dare Kelsie you know I like those chips"
"Me too too much salt may be bad for your heart but I'm sure my cold heart will never change even if it's covered in salt particles now give back that crisp packet Kelsie!"
And that's how Richard went from being a unwanted brother, to starting a democracy, to WWII,meeting his future friend lovers, to entering the afterlife, to being a 90s euro pop sensation to being a happy lover living with a cold Korean and a shy Irish woman his two best friend no polyamory friends in the entire world.
