Jenno2: James is such an idiot, but yes he is a yummy man! XD I'd love to see Maya kick James' ass. Haha no, it's not too violent. Have you read my other stories? ;P Thank you so much!
grayhap: Lol, did you like James friendzoning himself? XD
RnadomWriter23: Ok how about this. Slap Karina to Russia. That works ;) I love James and Kendall's relationship. Those two fuckers are just...god, gotta love em
thesandbar: I'M SORRY *hides behind Kendall* Lol I wish XD But thank you! :)
REYNA'S POV
"Maya, don't be mad, I'm so sorry I just got him back and-"
She shook her head. "I'm not mad at you."
"But you were all 'Grr. Hallway. Now.'"
"Pretty sure I didn't growl," she laughed. "I just needed to talk to you about...something," I mumbled.
"Something, hmm? Something...someone...alright, what did he say this time?"
"He kinda friendzoned himself."
"Wow. Jackass."
"Yeah. But see, the thing is, I gave him this speech about trust and shit, but I really just wanna date him."
"Well we're kinda fucked then. I'll get Kendall to talk to him about getting rid of Karina."
"You don't think she'll be hurt, do you? I wouldn't want to be the cause of that."
"Please. That bitch is fake everything. I bet she doesn't even have a real heart to love. All she wants is to get her hands on every paycheck James gets."
"Huh. Well said, kiddo."
"Thank you, I know," I grinned. I blew on my nails and pretended to buff them on my shirt.
"And so humble, too."
"Hey!" I laughed.
"C'mon, let's go see what your boyfriend is up to. He's alone in your room, after all."
"Oh. Oh gross. Ugh, Maya, really?"
She shrugged. "I'm just saying."
I opened the door and shoved her into the room. "This family," I muttered.
MAYA'S POV
"Alright, lover boy, phone please?"
Kendall rolled his eyes and handed my phone back to me. I waved to Reyna and Kendall and walked back to my room.
"So James, have an...interesting conversation with Kendall?"
"You mean lover boy?" I could practically hear the smirk in his voice.
"Call him what you want. But that is my nickname for him, and I'm keeping it."
"You have fun with that now."
"Thank you, I will," I laughed. "So what's new in your life?"
"Well I'm bored."
"Oh that's fantastic."
"It's really not. You wanna come keep me company?"
"You do realize how bad that sounded, don't you?"
"Hey, I'm cool with it."
"I'm rolling my eyes now," I informed him.
"No seriously, we should hang out. How about we go out to dinner tonight? ...Just as friends," he added.
"Sounds good. What time?"
"I'll pick you up at 7. See you then?"
"Yeah. See you then." I hung up my phone and let out a little squeal, then went running down the hall to Reyna's room. "You better not be doing what I think you are, because I'm coming in!" I shouted before throwing open the door.
Reyna was on the floor, tossing our dog's rubber ball back and forth. Kendall was lying on her bed, trying to balance Reyna's volleyball on one finger.
"You two are so beyond weird, I can't even describe it."
"Oh shut the fuck up," Reyna laughed.
The volleyball rolled off Kendall's finger and he whined, "Dammit, it fell off!"
I smirked and commented, "That's what he said after one too many Viagras."
Reyna slapped her hands over her mouth and turned red in the face.
Kendall's eyes widened and he put a pillow on his face. "I'm not here!" he yelled. "You can't see me!"
"Anyway," I shook my head. "Getting back to the point. I'm going out tonight with James!"
"LIKE A DATE?" Reyna squealed.
"Well...just as friends."
"Boo," she pouted. "Just turn it into a date at the end of the night."
"How?" I asked her.
"She means make out with Maslow," Kendall's muffled voice came through the pillow. I chucked the volleyball at him and he yelped. "What the fuck?"
"Dumbass," I muttered. "What do you think I should wear? Cause it's not like a date-date, more like friends going out-"
"It's a date-date," Reyna assured me. "He just doesn't want to push you into a relationship yet."
"I say you don't," Kendall said through the pillow again.
"Hey Kendork, take the pillow off and say it straight," Reyna laughed.
He moved the pillow and said, "I. Say. You. Don't."
"Don't what?" I asked, confused. "Go with him? I already said yes."
"No no, I mean don't wear anything. James would like it better. I know that one for sure."
"REYNA, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS FUCKED UP!" I yelled at my little sister.
"SAYS THE ONE WHO MADE THE VIAGRA COMMENT!" she yelled back.
"HEY THAT WAS GOOD, OK?"
"I think we're all fucked up, in special fucked up ways," Kendall reasoned.
"Well said, lover boy," I smirked at him. "But you definitely take the cake."
Kendall groaned and fell backwards onto the bed. "You Mitchell sisters are fucking impossible!"