Dear papa,

Watch your language please papa. And a week or so gives us just enough time to get ready. Also, I have found baby birds nesting near my front door. It's supposed to be good luck...I hope it brings good luck. Have you found anything odd lately? Besides Sasquatch...I'm a bit sick if that argument. Anyway, I have to tend to my crops...

Love,

Nina-Claire

Nina,

Heh...Sorry, Nina.

AND SASQUATCH IS REAL.

Unlike Iggy's friends.

Oh...be careful with those birds if you ever pick one up, yo. I remember when I found a bird once...

I grabbed it to pet it...and-

I was so excited to actually get to hold the bird that I-

It was horrible, Nina. D:

It's why I'm more careful with small furry living animal things.

Well, anyways. Seriously don't hurt those birds.

Love,
Dad

P.S. DON'T TELL PRUSSIA ABOUT THE BIRD THAT I FOUND!

Amerika,

The awesome me is a natural-born genius, kesesese~

England? The pussy little tea-sipper that's friends with Austria? Schieße, that's a perfect reason for anyone to feel like crap. I hate that wimpy aristocrat asdfasdfasdsf. Seriously, he thinks he's so high and mighty wahwahwah. But he's really a little bitch whose panties are too tied up in a wad.

...Wait, didn't I make an alliance with England a while back?

CRAP I'M SORRY FRITZ WHO WATCHES ME FROM ABOVE SORRY SORRY SORRY

Du bist willkommen! Someone who praises me... I approve.

Chickens= birds= awesome. That's a fucking COMPLIMENT, bro. Kesesese!

Gilbird? Creepy? You crazy, man? He's cute and soft and adorable. Birds are awesome! Almost as much as me!

My spell didn't work? Hmm. I won't try Spain's 'fusosososo', because it's totally gay. Then again, he is too- for Romano. DAHAHAHAHA! (to Gott and Old Fritz watching me above- I'm sorry. Again. I couldn't help it. I'll go hang with him and Francis now and be nice mmkay? Okay.)

McDonald's? Do they have beer? 'Cause if they don't, then that's a waste. We can go to a brewery at West's place, instead! Mmmm. Beerbeerbeerbeer~

-Giiilbo~!

Prussia,

Hahaha! You managed to make me laugh again, dude.

Just kidding. I think I'M the one that's the genius. COMIC GENIUS.

...Eh, dude, I won't even ASK.

Hey, do you have an obsession with birds? And your bird IS creepy...it's just...the way...it STARES is...it's so...it's...creepy...

...

Yo, your bird is staring at me like it wants to...

I dunno, EAT me. -Like as if I killed one of its frie-

Hey, maybe your 'spell' DID work. I'm actually feeling a lot better than I did when I wrote you that other letter.

And whyth is Spain gay for South Italy? Isn't that a bit pedo-ish? I mean...the dude RAISED him, didn't he?

And who's the dude you're apolgizing to? ?

Eh, whatever, nvm.

...No, they don't serve beer...

-America Alfred F. Jones

Aloha daddy!

It's me, Hawaii! The little one off in the middle of the pacific Ocean, state Number 50 with all the volcanoes and earthquakes and pineapples. We're having a family reunion? Where? When? How will you will you get New York there with that whole phobia - of- airplanes - since - 9/11 - thing?

Also, England showed up a little while ago and is STILL ranting about how I should have been HIS colony. He says that I should be called Sandwich Islands after the Earl of Sandwich. I guess being a Sandwich wouldn't be so bad, as long as I was one of the ucky ones that nobody eats like egg and cheese and Hersheys kisses. On the plus side, Sealand came too, so I FINALLY have someone to play with and hike with and ride bikes with who isn't a grown - up like Clair. (who IS pretty fun for a Nanny, even though she's no Mary Poppins)It's pretty lonely out in the middle of the Pacific all on my own without anybody else ...

Your's truly, Hawaii (aka Kanalima)

HA-WA-III,

It's nice to hear from you, along with all the other ones (other ones = 50 states; I'm sure you knew that)!

AND YES, we ARE having a family reunion! Hopefully at Texas's place. And in about a week, don't know exactly when. Why...would I need to go to NY? ...? Am I forgetting to do something there?

And England needs to stop bugging you guys, seriously. Always bothering countries and states and stuff...pfft...And why would you want to be a weird, gross sandwich?

And I'm glad you got someone to be able to hang out with! If it were really up to me, you'd be hanging out with your brothers and sisters. And not all...out there in the ocean...

Just make sure to go to the reunion and you won't be so alone, 'kay?

Love,
Hero-Dad

Dear Daddy,

I understand what your saying.

And thanks!

Love,

Montana AKA Melora R. Jones

Mel,

Good, I'm glad.

And you're SOOO welcome!

Love,
Dad

...Dad,

I-it still doesn't feel r-right to say that.. I've ben f-fighting with Ohio again, over Toledo this time again... We've foughten o-over football, Toledo, and random n-nonsense... why d-do me and Ohio f-fight so m-much

Alicia Jones, Michigan

Licia,

You fight because Ohio can be a total douche sometimes.

Hahaha! I'm just kidding. You and Ohio probably just fight because you've got tons of differences and stuff. Besides, you're brother and sister, it's bound to happen. And you two need to NOT fight about Toledo anymore~...It's...

UNHEALTHY.

Love,
Dad

P.S. Aw! But...I'm your dad! It REALLY shouldn't feel so weird to say it.

Dear daddy,

It's me, your favorite daughter, Pennsylvania!

So I heard about this whole reunion party thing. Um...you realize all chaos will break loose? Just sayin'. As one of your smart children, I smell violence with Big Mac's..

ANYWAYS~

You should totally visit me! We could visit Hershey Park, the King of Prussia mall (you should tell Gilbert about that anyways, he'd be excited), or Philly! The cradle of the United States! I'm overflowing with possibility, I know.

Also, please do tell Russia to stop visiting me at night. I don't know why he's coming to me.. but he seems drunk and trying to erm..take over my vital regions. Not cool, bro, not cool.

Hoping your awesome and heroic,

Elizabeth Kirkland-Jones

P.S. I miss Iggy kinda.. I mean he did find me and stuff.. is this weird? I randomly just REALLY miss him.

Pen,

Hahaha! I love that nickname for you...Anyways.

Yeah, I DO realize that it's going to get a little wild. But hey.

Without it, would it really be a reunion?

And I'll totally come and visit you. And I'm not sure about tellin' Prussia about that...He might flip, yo. But HEY! I guess it'd be good to do a good deed. I AM the HERO, anyways...

And don't worry. I'm going go and have a chat with Russia soon.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW CREEPY HE LOOKS.

Love,
Dad

P.S. Well, I doubt you want to visit him right now. He wrote me a letter and he was completely drunk. His writing was kinda crappy, but I bet it's better than if he would have said it. It'd kinda be something like 'Waan ya wa oonder ma caw, I aaaalayz maade shu yaaooo wa ta'in caw-'. Yeah. I think you get it.

Daaaaaad~

Nina mailed me a while back and was saying that you were planning a family reunion! Where is it? That would be so totally awesome seein' all you peeps again, especially you dad! You don't visit that much!

Don't worry about the stupid redcoat! (yes, I know he still mails you) If you need help with him I'll show up and set him straight-Southern style!

Love,

Emma Jones (South Carolina, yo!)

Em,

Yeah, I guess I don't visit ANY of you guys that much.

It makes me sad, you know! I feel like I've been neglecting ya'll. And the reunion's gonna be at Ter's place!

And know thanks, I've got it handled Em. Hahaha!

Love,
Dad

Dear America,

Thanks for answering my previous letter! :)

I hope the tension between the Democrats and Republicans doesn't get too bad either. It tends to get pretty hectic this time of the year, if the ads are anything to go by.

You're right that bin Laden's death doesn't mean the war is over, but I believe it signifies the fact that terrorists won't get away with messing with the Hero!

Yup, I do watch the news a lot, but I also get a lot of information from Wikipedia. ^-^

Sincerely,

Angi

Angi,

You're welcome!

Yeah. There's always those advertisments EVERYWHERE. And they're always talking about how the other candidate for that position just ISN'T suited for that. I'm thinking that if they really want to be voted for, they should make one of those campaign videos that focus on THEIR qualities instead of bashin' the other, you know?

But it's just a way of thinking.

And you're kinda right! The HERO! always wins! !

And ya know, I'm not sure if Wikipedia's that great. It's just...the information they have...

It's always getting edited by other people. You should look at multiple places to make sure that your informations right, just in case! But it's always good to watch the news, I guess...

It's just sometimes (actually, to me it's, MOST OF THE TIME) it gets really boring...

-America Alfred F. Jones

HAI YOU GAIZ,

...Sorry, I had to do it. It was just BEGGING to be done. So, dad, could I...maybe move back in with you? D.C's taken a HUGE hit because of the economy and I'm not sure if I can-as sad as it is-keep the house. You know it's sad when the personification of the country's capital can't even afford their house, eh? Anyways, could you get New York off my back, if you please? He won't leave me alone. And I'm kinda getting tired of seeing his pink tipped black haired metal filled ass every morning.

Love,

Aleckis "D.C." Jones

P.S. Stop confusing me with Wyoming, please. We don't look THAT much alike, do we?

Nooo! It's not THAT bad, is it? Ah, jeez...I'm sure things will get better! Just stay where you're at. Just.

Stay.

There.

Until the reunion. Then go to Texas's house.

But when that's over, go back to your house.

AND STAY THERE.

And I'll see what I can do about NY.

Love,
Dad

P.S. Noo...But I'll stop. I'll try to, I...I PINKY promise. Well, I WOULD, but...eh. You know.

P.P.S. Apparently the...Berlin twins are hosting a party. And that you didn't reply. Then wanted me to tell you about it.

Dear uhhhh, burgerherobastardperson,

Oh then WAT should I call you? Plus, Rhode island is here with me too...

Actually, he likes my bars better. So does everyone else ( at least, when they remember me...)

Also, remember git- I mean idiot, I am part English too! (and Canadian, and french, but you khew that, non?)

STOP SAYING SO MANY WHYS! I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S HERE! SOMETHING ABOUT VODKA AND BECOMING ONE!

Uh, if you want to beat some commie ass and make another state like Alsaka, be my guest.

Crap, he really is pulling off his pants. Mayhe I should go n hide like rhode island is doing...

COMMIE BASTARD JUST TIED ME TO THE GROUND.

Help?

Paula Williams-Kirkland-Bonneyfoy-Jones

The state of Connecticut

P.S. You better fix it. And no, I will call u whatever I want. Besides, you still want my hamburger recipe.

Paul,

Hope you don't me calling you that. Eh, whatever. I'll call you that no matter what from now on...

...Can't believe you're related to France...Don't call me 'git'. It's not in American.

I'm just gonna beat the dude into ground beef, I don't like having another state, kthx, Paul.

Wait, how the hell are you writing when you're TIED?

Whatever. I'm going send these letters and then come to save you.

I'll probably get there before you get your letter.

Love,
Dad

P.S. ...Paul, I WILL fix it, 'kay?

And now I'm DONE. If you saw the dash things again, (the letter to Prussia) then remember, it's crossed out. :D Also, I kinda forgot, but Alfred's supposed to be telling the northern states something...? I don't remember, but whatever it is, just PRETEND he said it. Alright? Thanks~. xD

Person writing as North Carolina: I'm glad that they make you laugh. xD I didn't think that the letters were all that humerous. And...you know what you should do with one of the birds~? You should take one as a pet, put it on your head and then cosplay as Prussia! xD But those birds probably don't look like Gilbird, do they? xDD

Anyways~ Mistakes shall be fixed one day. Soon. Maybe. Hopefully.