My life sucks.
When I woke up I was extremely hot.
"Uuuuuugggggghhhh!" I got up slowly from my weird sleeping position of half my body in the driver seat and the other half in the passenger seat.
Wait a second why am I in a car? Whose car is this? I looked around wildly ignoring the protest of my neck, burning in my eyes from the bright light and pounding in my head. I was in the truck dad brought. I put on my Prada sunglasses my eyes hurt so bad! Looking out the windshield I saw that I was in a parking lot of some club called kill the lights.
Wait a club? I wasn't supposed to be in fount of a club! I was supposed to be at granny poo's house! The last thing I remember is that stupid guy that I beat up. What all happened? At least I still have my wig on so no one knew who I was. Lord knows I really don't need to be on the news about wild partying.
Suddenly my stomach churned. Oh no. I leaped out the car and threw up what I'm guessing to be all the alcohol in my system. Which was a lot because I was bent over staring at the parking lot ground for like 20 minutes. After that horrible episode was over I noticed all my belongings from inside my purse were on the ground so now I was picking them up. WTF? Thank god I didn't get puke on my stuff. After I gather all my shit I got back in the car that's when I noticed that inside the car on the passenger side was throw up. Great as if I'm not screwed enough!
"FML," I muttered as I checked my phone for the time it was 10:47 am but I was more focused on the 16 missed calls I had from dad, 14 from Ari, 23 from Ella and 56 from an unknown number. Wow someone beat Ella? I also had like 200 text messages. Oh boy. I'll call everyone when I get the car clean, myself and buy some clothes that I can walk in the house with.
I stopped at a CVS and brought a toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, Advil, an icepack, and a bottle of water. I toke two Advil's then brushed my teeth in the parking lot I used all the toothpaste and mouthwash then threw the evidence away.
As I drove to my next stop I put the ice pack on my lower back. For some reason it really hurt. My next stop was this store called Cato's I brought a white t-shirt, dark blue jean shorts, and black wedges. I put the bag in the back seat then headed to my third stop, Motel 6.
I paid for a one stay and went to my room. As I was taking a shower I found a few things that I must have gotten last night. Like the fact I had two new piercings and a tattoo! I now have my cartilage done with a little diamond and I have a silver industrial both on my right ear. My tat is a tramp stamp! (That's why my lower back was on fire!) It's a red heart with a devil tale and horns. It looks like the bad girls club symbol. Really I couldn't get something original! I put the ice pack back on it and cleaned my piercings after I changed in to my new clothes and put my wig back on.
I went back to the main office and said I had a change of planes and won't be staying here. The guy at the front desk didn't seem too happy to give me my money back. Oh well on to my last stop before I had to the bat's house.
"Wow wee! Ma'am this here car sticks! I'd be madder then a dog with 3 legs chasin after cat if my friend this here to my truck." What?
Oh you guys maybe more confused then I am so let me help. I found a car wash called Big Sal's Car Wash to get the throw up cleaned and Big Sal is a hilly billy.
"Yeah I am mad so do think you can take care of this for me?"
"Well sure I can little missy! I'll have you're here truck cleaner then a doctor office!" Err…
"Great how soon will it be done?"
"Faster then a pig slidin down a mud hill!" Oh my god.
"You don't worry your pretty little head just go inside and relax and when shes a done I'll get ya."
"Thanks." I walked inside his little shop but didn't sit down I called dad.
"Max?" Came dad's panicked voice over the phone on the second ring. Wow.
"Hey dad." I heard a lot of sighs of relief on the other end. Everyone must be there and I must be on speaker.
"Max, where the hell are you?"
"In Phoenix,"
"What! Why are you there? Without any protection!" I walked around Sal's little shop looking at all the weird crap he had I think the thing hanging near his door is a rabbits' foot. Gross!
"I just wanted to be left alone for a while. I have a disguise on so no one will recognize me."
"How do you know?"
"I've been out all this time did you see anything about me on the news?"
"Actually we have. It's about you and Ella."
"What?"
"They know where we are now and they are also saying that you two are splitting up."
"What!"
"Max?" It was Ella.
"Hey El,"
"I'm sorry about our fight."
"Me too Ella bell."
"Dad says we need to make an interview with Ellen and speak. We need to make appearances more not just at the pool and church."
"So no more hiding?"
"No more hiding." A smile spread across my face.
"I guess we're back then."
"We're back baby."
"I'll be home soon."
"Ok hurry,"
"You know it."
As soon as I got off the phone Mr. Fix It hilly billy edition came in.
"Alright little missy she's a done."
"Thanks" I paid him and ran out of there to the truck. I smelled good inside.
I started the engine and zoomed down the streets to grandma's house. I toke off my wig and put it in my of clothes from last night. Maybe now that where out of hiding we can go back to L.A.
Boy was I wrong.
Line!
When I got back to the house everyone was outside waiting for me. Dad, Ari, grandma, Ella, Angel, Nudge, Gazzy, Iggy, and Fang. Wow I guess I was really missed.
"Max!" Ella cried as soon as I jumped out the truck. I ran up to her and gave her a big hug.
"Omg Issffooy!" we said together I'm so sorry for flipping out on you.
"Ik El Ijwtpy." I said I know El I just want protect you.
"Istygmcf." El said I'm stronger then you give me credit for.
"Ik isily," I know I'm sorry I love you.
"Ilyt." I love you too. We hugged again and everyone on the porch looked confused but awed anyway.
Everyone came up to us and we had a big group hug. Fang hugged me from behind.
"I need to talk to you after all this is over." He whispered in my ear. Maybe it was the bottle of Advil I downed or there was still alcohol in my system or maybe it was the way his breath sent a pleasant tingle down my spine but I nodded my head yes.
Line!
We all piled in grandmas' house in the living room. Me and Ells sat on the couch Iggy by her feet, Fang standing close to me on my side of the couch, Angel on my lap, Gazzy by my feet, Nudge spread out on the floor, dad and Ari on the other couch and Grandma in her rocking chair.
"Ok so I have an announcement,' Dad said getting up once we were all situated.
"In order for Max and Ella to make a good impression on Ellen DeGeneres's show we need to show them as regular kids that make mistakes but are still good. So I have enrolled you girls in to high school."
"WHAT!" I and Ella cried. I nearly dropped Angel.
"Whoa, wait, rewind, pause, and eraser dad you can't be serious." I said trying to calm down before I make all the kids cry.
"Nope you will be starting school tomorrow Ari and I went school shopping before you got here Max,"
"Wait dad how come I didn't see you guys leave and what car did you use?"
"Ella dear yous was to busy smooching on Iggy to notice anything," Grandma said making Iggy and Ella blush. I glared at Iggy.
"And as for transportation they used my old buggy out back."
"Oh." We all said.
"Anyway you girls will be attending Saguaro Cactus high school." Dad announced sounding proud of himself.
"That's our school," Fang and Iggy said at the same time.
"Hey the creepy twin thing is ours!" Ella and I shouted.
"Is not,"
"Is too stop stealing our thing!"
"Hey!" Dad shouted getting our attention back.
"Can we please get on track here? Max, Ella you will be attending Iggy and Fang's school. Your interview with Ellen is scheduled for this Friday right after school is over at 2:30 got it?"
Friday! But I'm leaving with Dylan Friday! Crap what am I going to do? I need this interview but I also need to get the hell out of here!
"Yeah dad Friday's perfect right Max?" Ella gave me this look like you better not ruin this for us. I hate how she always knows what I'm thinking!
I forced a smile on my face. "Yeah," I looked over at Ella. "Perfect."
Line!
After that whole thing Fang and everyone else went back to his house to get ready for the sleepover. While me and Ella, were upstairs packing our over night bags.
"I swear Max if you do anything stupid this week I will strangle you."
"Ella I'm not going to do anything stupid. I never do stupid things." I said as I packed my bag.
"Oh really because I didn't know you could wear a shirt and bottoms." She retorted while looking at my bag.
I looked down and I had two shirts, night clothes and my bathroom stuff in the bag. Oh my bad.
"Dumbass," she mutters going back to her bag.
"Fine I quit you do it!" I sneered throwing the bag on my bed and stomping out the room.
I walked in the kitchen and almost ran in to grandma.
"Oh dear yous gave me a fight."
"Sorry." I brushed past her and went to the fridge grapping an apple.
"Yous alright honey comb?"
"No me and Ella are kinda sorta but not really but are fighting."
"…What?" I sighed.
"We are having complications with each other."
"Oh well sit down and tell me bout it."
Me and grandma walked over to the dinning room table and sat down next to each other.
"I just don't understand why she won't listen to me. She always listens to me no matter what I say! If I say something isn't right she will agree with me if I hate something she hates something. I don't get it it's like… like…"
"Like she growin a mind of her own." Grandma put in.
"Ella has always had a mind of her own I just said we think the same. It's a twin thing."
"No it's your thing Ella is branchin out and your afraid she might leave because she ain't always up your behind now."
"Ella has never been up my behind! She does everything I do and likes everything I like because we are sisters!" I was beyond pissed how dare she say that Ella does not follow me.
"I rememba havein this same conversation with my other child-"
"Wait other child I thought mom was an only child she never mentioned siblings."
"I figured as much. Yes I had anotha child theys was twins' too. Your momma Isabella and her sista Marylyn. Mary was so much like you, the leada of the two. Bella did everythin Mary did; you couldn't find one wit out the otha! In high school Bella started branchin off tryin new things.
She joined Chorus at school, and Drama. She loved it and made lots of friends. Mary was horribly jealous of her she was afraid to be alone and she ain't had no one to boss around tell em what to do when to do it and how to do it. She and Bella always was a agruin whenevea Bella had a show she nevea came and closed herself off.
She ran away with some boy she met at some bar she too young to go in to anyway. Then three days lata we got a phone call from the Georgia police department that her body and the boys body was found in a car wreck. They was dead. And that's when Bella sank in to her depression she started using all types of drugs in and out of jail rehab's she stopped performin and everythin. Then she found your daddy and she was alright she had that light in her again."
"Until she relapsed."
"Yesa but I don't recon that had anythin to do wit her bein depressed. I recon it was just because all the drugs she was around. Hollywood has a lota drugs involved with it."
"Yeah it does." I said sadly. I am amazed at myself for sitting here listening to something about mom. I haven't talked about her in years.
"So do ya undastand honey comb? Ella is just growin out her little shell."
"Yeah," I said getting up as I saw Ella coming down stairs with our stuff.
"But that doesn't mean I have to like it." I growled as I stomped out the dinning room and out the house Ella right behind me.
"Did you get in to another fight with grandma?" She asked handing me my over night bag and book bag.
"No we just talked." I replied through my teeth. I how dare Ella grow up I didn't tell her to go exploring I need to keep an eye on her and she's trying to release my grip on her. I'm the oldest! Well by one minute but still! She has always come to me for everything now because she has her first real boyfriend who is a player she wants to do stuff for herself? No not gonna happen I don't care if I have to literally chain her to me she will not end up like mom!
"What has your thong too tight?"
"Nothing do you want to go to this sleep over or not?"
"Ok ok geez calm down I'm sorry ok? I'll let it go." See Ella always listens to me and that is how it's going to stay. Because all we have is each other and she needs me. She isn't strong enough to go out in the world on her own. But she wants to stay here. Maybe I can talk her in to coming back to L.A. with me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Right now where at Fang's house. Ella knocked on the door and of course it instantly opened and Iggy was on the other side of it.
"Ella, Max! Glad you could come." He stepped aside for us to step in.
"Hey Iggy," I said coldly.
"Hey Iggy!" Ella said over excitedly and kissed him hard on the lips. I rolled my eyes and went in search of everyone else before I throttle Iggy.
"Max!" Angle, Nudge, and Gazzy screamed when they saw me walk in the living room where everyone else was.
"Hey guys!" I said happily as I gave them all a huge.
"Max you have to play with us before we go to bed." Angle begged.
"Ok what are you playing?"
"Find Fang." Gazzy answered.
"What kind of game is that?"
"Well Fang usually hides from us because he doesn't want to be bothered. And we all want to play with him so he came up with this 'game' but it's more like a bet anyway the deal was that if we can find where he is hiding he has to play with us the rest of the day. We have been playing this game before Angel as born and me and Iggy by ourselves have only found him 10 times with Angel and Gazzy we found him 5 he as gotten better and better over the years. We think he hides in the same spot every time but we don't know where it is! I think he built like an underground tunnel that leads to a different country but you never know! What do you think max? Are you gonna help us?"
We all know who that was.
"Yeah sure," I said after my minded processed everything Nudge just said.
"You can put you stuff right here near the couch." Angel instructed.
"Ok." I put my stuff down and turned to the others.
"Ok let's go find Fang you guys check in the house and I'll check outside."
"Yay!" They shouted and ran off. I knew exactly where Fang was.
I walked outside Ella and Iggy moved somewhere they weren't even on my mind at the moment. I stepped outside and went around the house out back. The back of there house was beautiful an amazing garden with all types of fruits, veggies, and flowers it was like stepping in to a dream. Trees and bushes grew and had berries and apples and oranges everything. Then the river that split in the middle had clear beautiful water with fish swimming through a wooden bridge was built so they could walk across to get to the other side.
You maybe wondering why I am here and how I know this is back here and how I know Fang is here. Well stupid reader I did use to live a cross the street and I said there house use to be a ice cream shop and the back of it was a playground where the kids played after we ate our ice cream. We use to swim in the river and the wooden use to be cement and none of these fruits and veggies and stuff use to be here just grass trees bushes and the playground. But the one feature they do have in common is the huge tree sits big and strong past the river it was old but would never die it has been here forever. Standing at 55 ft 12 yards thick it has many branches and leaves but they don't grow fruit or anything many birds make nest in that tree because it as so many leaves and branches no one can see threw it and not many people can climb it. But I can and I know Fang can and that is where he hides.
I started climbing up the tree twisting and turn my body just barely sliding my body in between the branches to climb to middle. Yeah you kinda have to be slim and in good health to do this. I finally made it to a thick branch and leaning against it hiding in the shade was Fang sleeping. I sat next to him on the branch getting my balance.
"GET UP!" I screamed in his ear hitting the top of his head.
"WA!" He jumped nearly falling off the branch.
"Max what the hell is wrong with you I could have fallen and killed myself! How did you get up here anyway no one can climb this tree but me?"
"Dear Fang I use to live here and go to this ice cream place I use to climb this tree everyday."
Fang sighed. "How did you know I was here?"
"Because there is no where to hid in the house and I don't think even you can dig a tunnel to another country." I giggled.
"So I see you have been coming up with ideas with Nudge." He scooted over to make room for me on the branch next to him.
"Don't worry no one knows but me that this is your hiding place."
"Good,"
"So I believe you wanted to talk to me about something?" I said breaking the silence.
"Yeah," Fang turned to look me in the eyes. "Why did you tell me to go find my little skank yesterday?"
I looked down at my feet in shame. "I'm sorry I shouldn't have insulted your girlfriend."
Man I need a Mede Pedi ASAP!
"What girlfriend?" Is he serious right now?
"The redheaded wonder at the pool she told me she was your girlfriend." Was he really trying to play stupid right now! This just makes him an even bigger jerk!
Then I heard the most amazing sound ever and turned to the source. Fang was laughing! As in not just a chuckle or a snicker he was full out laughing. Why is he laughing?
"Max I don't have a girlfriend and if I did it would never be Lissa. I hate to disrespect women but she's a slut. She tells every girl that is interested in me that she is my girlfriend because she wants to be but I don't like her."
Oh. Wait a minute…
"I'm not interested in you!" I blushed a clear sign I was lying.
"Max I already knew from day one you liked me. I just don't return the feelings. May one day I'll give you a chance but I'm not looking for a relationship."
"Why not?" I almost whined.
"Because I have school to focus on I want to collage on a scholarship."
"So if you get a scholarship to a collage you like then you would date?" I asked already cooking up a plan.
Fang leaned closer to me. "Possibly." He whispered. Causing me to giggle.
"I'll keep that in mind." With that I winked at him at started climbing down the tree Fang following.
We walked back to the house enjoying the light breeze outside. Fang opened the door for me (always a country gentlemen) and we were greeted by the noise of little kids running around, Iggy yelling at them to calm down, Ella laughing at Iggy and his poor attempts and the smell of something wonder being cooked in the kitchen.
Fang sighed behind me, and grabbed my hand taking us to the living room. The kids were jumping off the walls. Pillows thrown everywhere, furnisher flipped over, and them screaming while chasing each other.
"Hey!" Fang's voice boomed scaring the kids so they freeze in mid step, causing me and Ella to jump not expecting that from him, and making Iggy sigh in relief as he headed to the kitchen.
"Put everything back the way it was, clean yourselves up and come to dinner after dinner in the showers pj's and bed. Go!" The kids got to work right away.
Me and Ella looked at him in shock. Who knew he was a good daddy?
"What?" He asked shrugging. It was then that I realized he hadn't let go of my hand.
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After everything was back in place and we all washed our hands dinner was served. The surprising part… Iggy cooked it. I was amazed who knew he could cook? That defiantly impressed Ella. He made spaghetti with meat ball. And everything ha made from scratch. Meaning he made the pasta the sauce and the meat balls! Country men just surprise me everyday.
The food was delicious. "Iggy this is so good!" Me and Ella said together.
Iggy chuckled. "Thank you girls."
"So is Iggy the mommy of the house and Fang the daddy?" I snickered. Angle, Nudge and Ella giggled. Iggy glared at me and Fang kicked me under the table.
"OW!" I said throwing a meat ball at him. He of course threw one back and then…
"FOOD FIGHT!" Gazzy yelled throwing some of his food at Nudge. And so began the food fight.
I dumped my plate on top of Fangs head and Ella did the same thing to Iggy. We turned to each other and high fived. But then we were both picked up and used as body shields as the kids threw food at us.
"Put us down!" We screamed.
"Never!" Fang and Iggy yelled back. I kicked Fang in his knee and he dropped me I crawled under the table to hide. Then Ella was right next to me.
"How did you get away?"
"I bit his hand."
"Nice." Fang and Iggy recovered from their injuries and pulled us out from under he table. We screamed bloody murder.
"Help us get the kids." They said me and Ella nodded. We grabbed a bunch of spaghetti and threw it at them.
"Guys my hair!" Nudge screamed trying to run and doge. After about ten minutes we ran out of food to throw so we stated cleaning up.
"Angle, Nudge and Gazzy you guys go upstairs and cleanup. Get ready for bed." They pouted but obeyed. Trudging up the stairs covered in pieces of meat ball, spaghetti and sauce.
We cleaned up the kitchen and dinning room then went upstairs after them Fang and Iggy showing us the showers.
"This is the hall bathroom I'll be in my bathroom in my room if you need me." Fang said.
I walked in the spotless bathroom closing and locking the door behind me. The water was nice and warm I scrubbed my entire body clumps of sauce falling to the shower floor.
I got dressed and my rather skimpy night clothes. Note to self: do not let Ella back you're over night bag. A black low cut tank and red plaid boxer shorts. Nice El nice.
I walked out and Ella came out of a bathroom a little down the hall wear clothes to the same thing as me but her boxers were yellow plaid. We walked in to the huge guest room where everyone is sleeping tonight and laid down on our sleeping bags.
It was now 9:30 and everyone was in the room Angle Gazzy and Nudge slept in the bed and Fang, me, Ella and Iggy on the floor.
"Guys we can't sleep up here." Came Angle's quite voice in the dark room.
"Ang. Go to sleep we have school tomorrow." Fang said in the we are not pulling this tonight voice.
"But we are afraid of the monsters." Gazzy said.
"The only monsters in here are Nudge-"
"Hey I'm still up you know!"
"Fang-"
"Why me?"
"Iggy-"
"Mwahahahahah!"
"Ella-"
"Hey!"
"And me." I got up the same time Ella did and we turned the lights on and turned the radio on.
Both: Callin' all the monsters, callin' all the monsters Me and Ella walked back to everyone Oh yea aye, oh yea aye, oh yea aye
Callin' all, callin' all, callin' all the monsters
Ella: Heart thumps and you jump Ella looks so cute doing her little dance.
Comin' down with goosebumps!
You dare to go there
I'm a I'm a get you so scared!
Both: We're warning you I grabbed Fang and pulled him up with me. Ella did the same to Iggy.
We're hauntin' you
We're wantin' you
Ehh ehh
Ella: You stayed in too late Ok when did Ella learn how to do… that this dirty dance that she is doing on Iggy.
To be getting afraid
This scene extreme...
I I I I'm a get you so scared!
Both: We're warning you
We're hauntin' you
We're wantin' to
Ehh ehh
Max: Gonna get your body shakin' Fang smirked at me enjoying me dancing around him.
Wishin' you could just awakenBoth: Here we go... we still need to practice this dance we were supposed to perform in October I wonder if that's still going to happen
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance (a yeah eh oh)
We're comin' to get ya!
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance (ah yeah eh oh)
We're comin' to get ya!
If you're only dreaming
Why I hear you screaming?
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance (ah yeah eh oh)
We're comin' to get ya!
We're comin' to get ya!
Callin' all the monsters, callin' all the monsters Ella opened the bedroom door and we all ran out in to the hall
Callin' all, callin' all, callin' all the monsters
Max: You hide or you try... I flipped down the hall doing almost acrobatic moves but in a creepier way.
Kiss tomorrow goodbye!
We thrill to your chill...
B-B-B-Buckin' for a freak-out!
Both: We're warning you
We're hauntin' you yeah
We're wantin' to yeah
Ehh ehh
Max: We might just bite underneath the moonlight I bit Fang on the neck then smoothed the burn over by licking it. He moaned quietly and shot me a glare.
More fun if you run!
I-I-I-I'm I'm already chasin'
Both: We're warning you
We're hauntin' you
We're wantin' to
Ehh ehh
Ella: Gonna get your body shakin'
Wishin' you could just awaken
Both: Here we go... Callin' all the monsters, callin' all the monsters
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance (a yeh eh) I slid down the banister of the stairs and flipped off.
We're comin' to get ya!
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance (a yeah eh)
We're comin' to get ya!
If you're only dreaming
Why I hear you screaming?
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance (a yeah eh)
We're comin' to get ya!
We're comin' to get ya!
Callin' all, callin' all, callin' all the monsters!
Like a demon choir playing with fire, fire, fireGazzy: Gonna get your body shakin' That was the craziest thing I ever heard Gazzy made his voice extremely deep.
Wishin' you could just awakenBoth: Tonight all the monsters gonna dance (a yeah eh) Dancing need work but still good!
We're comin' to get ya!
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance (a yeah eh)
We're comin' to get ya!
If you're only dreaming
Why I hear you screaming?
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance (comin' to get ya)
I'm comin' to get ya!Ella: I'm comin' to get ya! She gave Iggy a big kiss.
Max: Oh yea aye, oh yea aye, oh yea aye
I'm comin' to get ya!
We all collapsed on the big couch in the living room laughing our heads off. That's when the front door opened and closed we all went quite trying to be invisible. Like that was gonna happen. A tired and annoyed looking Dr. M walked past the living room then back tracked and stared at us.
"What are ya'll doing up?" As soon as she said that we all ran.
"GO GO GO!" Iggy said rushing us all up the stairs. Fang grabbed my hand and pulled he with him. We got to the room turned off the radio and light.
"OW! Gazzy that was my foot!"
"Sorry but I can't see!"
"Guy shut up and get in bed!" we stumbled and tripped and fell over each other trying to get in to our sleeping arrangements.
"Max we're over come on."
"OW! Iggy you pushed me!"
"Sorry I thought you were Nudge in my way."
"Hey!"
"Everyone shut up before we all get in trouble!"
Finally everyone was situated. Just in time for the door to open and the light to turn on as Dr. M walked in.
"That's what I thought I saw everyone asleep." And with that she turned the light back off and closed the door as she walked out.
"That was a close on I thought we were in trouble." Mumbled Iggy.
"Oh and after all of you come back from school ya'll gonna be doing farm work!" Called Dr. M.
"Awe come on Mom!"
"Are you serious?"
"You have got to be kidding me!"
"What's farm work?"
"All of us? I don't even live here!"
"What!"
"Thanks a lot Igtard!"
"OW! That hurt!"
"Shut up before you get us in more trouble!"
"OW!"
" Hey stop throwing stuff at Iggy!"
"OW you hit the wrong person Ella!"
"Oh sorry Nudge I meant to hit Fang."
"You have crappy aim."
"Not everyone has good aim like Max."
"And who's fault is that?"
"Yours."
"How is it my fault you have suckish aim?"
"Because it is!"
"Ella that makes no sense."
"Shut up Fang stop siding with Max!"
"You side with Iggy about everything. I need someone on my side."
"I do not side with Iggy about everything!"
"DO TOO!"
"Ok Ok so maybe I do but he's my boyfriend!"
"Yeah you guys are just jealous!"
"Of what Igiot?"
"Max that's not nice don't call him that!"
"Fang called him Igtard."
"Because he is."
"Stop putting words with my name!"
"THE NEXT VOICE I HEAR IN THERE EVERYONE WILL GO OUTSIDE AND PICK OUT THEIR OWN SWITCHES!"
We all shut up at that. What's a switch that's the second time I heard that down here.
Everyone started going to sleep. Fang shifted in his sleep which made me realize he had been holding my hand the whole time.