Hey sorry it took so long, I wanted to get more down before continuing. If it's one thing I hate is trying to come up with new chapters, after chapter, after chapter! I don't know, I just find it annoying for myself lol. Jace and Clary action... NEXT!
Slut Year
Rated M
Chapter 9: 21st Century Breakdown
I was rushing over to Isabelle's I just had to tell her about Zac freaking Efron! Of course I will leave out the fact that I cried out Jace's name while riding out my orgasm, but that's besides the point. She'll never believed I hit that twice, she'll also never believe that I got his NUUUUUMMBBBERRRRRRRRR!
Excuse me.
I got a little too excited for my own good. We do not share how excited I just got, okay! Between us, never leaves this page!
Anyways, I told Alex I needed her car for something else, and drove straight to Izzy's. I parked on the side of the street and ran for the front door, knocking and ringing the doorbell like crazy. I was so excited with my fists banging against the door that I almost punched whoever opened it.
I was surprise to see a pair of shocked golden irises staring back.
"Jace!" I breathed.
"What the hell?" He gasped. "Did someone die or something?" Now, let me tell you; I am a practical joker, and my first instinct was to get all-serious and say.
"As a matter of fact yes! There's been an accident!"
Jace's eyes widened, I can almost hear all the air emptying from his body, and the color drain from his face.
"Clary, I am so sorry—I didn't, if I knew-" I just started laughing at him, when he caught on he looked annoyed, but I didn't care.
"You should've seen the look on your face." I laughed.
"Oh-ha-ha-ha-ha!" He laughed mockingly. "You wanna tell me the real reason why you were banging on our door like a dumb bitch running from Jason?" I laughed at him again.
"No, I just need to see Isabelle is she here, I have to tell her something important."
"Um, no actually. She left a couple hours ago and hasn't been back." Disappointment rose inside me. I really wanted to tell her about Efron.
"I texted her, and she didn't text me back either." I frowned. "Have any idea where she is." Jace just shrugged, and shook his head. I frowned again
"Well, so much for that." I whined. "Well, I'll see you around." I went to turn around and started making my way down the sidewalk when he called back.
"Hey!" I stopped and turned to look at him, he was half way stepped out of the house, wearing a button-up black shirt with his sleeves rolled up, and grey jeans.
"What was it you wanted to tell Izzy? I could give a message." He grinned.
"Nah, it's girl shit." I responded, and started walking again. "See ya."
"Hey, c'mon!" he started jogging after me. "You don't wanna hang out with me? You'd rather hang out Isabelle? I'm sure I'd be much more fun." I turned around to face and crossed my arms.
"Just the other day you were saying it wouldn't be a good idea-"
"I said I considered you as a friend." He said. I grinned at him, in a very seductive way.
"Okay, since I came here to hang with Izzy, and that plan was soiled, then, why not?" I shrugged. "You seem like you could be fun."
"Okay!" He suddenly became excited, he stepped back in the house, and I was about to follow when he came back out with his jacket at hand, and shutting the door behind him.
"Ready!"
"Uh… sure!"
We arrived somewhere dark, and loud. I could hear banging from a base. Lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of people. And I kept on thinking oh God another light club. Then I looked over to a stand off to the side; T-shirts!
Band T-shirts!
"Want a little alcohol?" He suddenly asked me from over my shoulder. He had been walking behind me with both hands on my shoulders, to not lose each other in the crowd. I looked over to where he was pointing and saw a bar not far off. I nodded a little too quickly, not that I cared. This was Jace, he didn't judge me like everyone else did. I liked being around him; it was like being back home with the guys again.
We walked over to the bar, and Jace asked me what I wanted.
"Vodka and Sprite!" I told the bartender. She smiled sweetly at me and poured me my drink.
"Would you like a piece of lime?" She asked me, and grinned wide, and nodded, and she plucked out a piece of lime and placed it in my cup. Jace just got a Corona beer, with an exceptional lemon on top. We both grabbed our drinks and began walked in the other direction we were going before. My eyes darted back to the t-shirts again. I turned and looked at Jace.
"Okay, are you going to tell me where we're at?" I asked him, sipping through the tiny straw of my drink.
"I'll let Billie answer that for you." He said, and tipped his beer in his mouth.
"Billie?" Then suddenly music began playing, and it barely took me a second to realize what song, and who was singing it…
Born into Nixon I was raised in hell
A welfare child
Where the teamsters dwelled
The last one born
The first one to run
My town was blind from refinery sun
I started jumping up and down, while shouting. "IT'S GREEN DAY, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" He laughed at my obnoxious behavior. Again, I didn't care; Jace was by far the coolest dude in my book.
"Dude!" I shouted. "Where are our seats?" He smirked at me, a smirk that makes me just want to jump him right here in front of the entire crowd.
"Let me lead the way." When we got to the main arena, I could See Billie jumping up and down on stage, with Mike right there playing the base, it took me a moment to realize that we were going towards the inner row. My heart raced even faster than it was before. I was thinking I was going to have a heart attack.
But I didn't care, if I had a heart attack. Right here? Right now? It would be worth it!
My generation is zero
I never made it
As a working class hero
21st Century Breakdown
I once was lost but never was found
I think I am losing
What's left of my mind
To the 20th century deadline
We found our seats, not that it mattered because we were all crowded against each other, jumping and screaming! Billie was singing his heart out on stage, his hair was blonde now, but not that ridiculous bleach blonde thing he had going on before. It's much more calm, with dark roots.
I was made of poison and blood
Condemnation is what I understood
Videogames of the towers fall
Homeland security
Could kill us all
Oh God would I do anything to be with Billie, but he's married with kids so that would be bad…
Haha.
We are the cries of the class of '13
Born in the era of humility
We are the desperate in the decline
Raised by the bastards of 1969
My name is no one
The long lost son
Born on the 4th of July
Raised in the era of heroes and cons
That left me for dead or alive
I am a nation
A worker of pride
My debt to the status quo
The scars on my hands
And the means to an end
Is all the that I have to show
I swallowed my pride
And I choked on my faith
I've given my heart and my soul
I've broken my fingers
And lied through my teeth
The pillar of damage control
I've been to the edge
And I've thrown the bouquet
Of flowers left over the grave
I sat in the waiting room
Wasting my time
And waiting for Judgment day
I praise liberty
The "freedom to obey"
Is the song that strangles me
Don't cross the line
Dream, America dream
I can't even sleep
From the light's early dawn
Scream, America scream
Believe what you see
From heroes and cons…
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After the concert Jace and I left for my apartment, we bought more beers and continued to drink them while parked in Alex's car in the parking lot. After a while we got out of the car to walk, with beers in each hand. We were pretty damn drunk. I was holding a beer and having trouble finding my mouth with it and walking at the same time. Jace and I sang together at the same time, completely in sync. We should be the new Rat Pack!
"Buffalo gals wont you come out tonight, wont you come out tonight. And dance by the light of the moon."
"Okay!" I stopped singing. "I have a good one for you."
"Okay, shoot." He stumbled a bit, and I laughed at him. "Don't laugh." He grinned. "I-I-I have one leg shorter than the other, it's not my fault."
"Na-uh!" I argued like a five year old.
"What was it?" He asked me.
"What?" I lost my memory, or track of memory? Not sure which. "Oh yeah! What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?" He let out a bang of laughter as loud as a shotgun.
"I'd be wondering how the fuck it happened in the first place!" He took another sip of beer, before he finished. "I mean, I don't have… have… what do girls have that makes them preggers?"
"Your dick?" I answered and laughed.
"No, no, nooo." He slurred, and giggled. "I mean the stuff inside you, you know?"
"OHHHHH! You mean ovaries and uterus?"
"YEEEEAAAAAHH! That's it!" Jace became all excited and jumped in the air. "And O sure as hell aint gay, so no sperm would have entered here!" He motioned his lower abdomen, making me laugh. "SO yeah!" He continued. "I would be like…. What. The. Fuck!"
"But how would you handle it once it was esssss-" I took a break and tried to say the word again. "Esssstaaaaablishhhed," Hah yes, I was able to pronounce it okay. "Once it was established you were pregnant, would you raise it?"
"I think I'd kill myself." He answered laughing. I laughed so hard my sides hurt.
"Why?"
"Cause I figured that the world was coming to an end if a DUDE is preggers!"
"I think the doctor who diagnosed your pregnancy would kill himself." I laughed.
"Right!" Jace synced.
"Another one!" I said.
"Get to it!" He replied with his beer in the air, like he was sending a stand off.
"Would you rather blow Megan Fox if she had a penis, or actually have sex with a transvestite that looked very much like a women, and had a fake vagina?" Jace had stopped walking and chewed on his inner cheek, obviously thinking. He must've needed to stop walking because he wasn't able to do both.
"Do I know that the tranny is a tranny?" he asked.
"Yes!" I answered. "You HAVE to make a choice, so yes you know she's a tranny."
"And Megan Fox is still hot, minus the penis?"
"Yes!" I said.
"I'd blow Megan Fox!" He answered quite clearly.
"Really?"
"Yeah, I wouldn't actually have sex with a dude, but I'd blow Megan Fox! LOVE HER!" He shouted. "I would do anything for her!"
"Would you let her… you know… with her pe-"
"I take back what I just said." He laughed. "Are there any Celebrities you would do anything for?" He asked.
"Brace yourself!" I told him. He put his beer down on the concrete sidewalk and placed his stand on the ground firmly.
"I'm braced." He said.
"I'm not gay." I started. "But I would soooooo do anything for Sheri Moon Zombie!"
"OWWW!" Jace shouted. "I have to agree with you on that one, one million percent!"
"Really?"
"Fuck yeah!" He said. "I'd fuck her brains out!"
"I'd love a threesome between me, her, and maybe you." I said, oops… damn freaking alcohol! Ah! It always loosens me up waaayyy too much! But Jace? He didn't care. He put one hand on his chest, and said.
"Wow, that means a lot." He said seriously.
"You'd fuck both of us?" I asked.
"Oh baby, I'd make it so you'd never wanna fuck anyone else again!"
"Ooooohh." I cooed. "Someone is cocky."
"I'm not cocky, I prefer to call it being honest!" He smirked.
"Would you satisfy me better than Efron?" He stopped and looked at me funny, squinting his eyes, as if I was miles away from him.
"Whatch'you talkin' about?" He asked.
"Oh nothing." I acted innocent. "I just fucked Zac Efron this morning, that's what I wanted to tell Izzy!"
"You're lyyyiiiiing!" He laughed.
"No! For reals! Look!" And I pulled out my phone and showed him his number in my contacts.
"How do I know that's not some other Zac?" He asked.
"Okay, fine." I said simply and put my phone away. "You don't have to believe me." And I started walking again, leaving him behind me; suddenly he jogged to catch up.
"Let's say you did fuck Efron… How was it?"
"Eh, it was okay."
"Okay?"
"Well, he was gentle, and I love being rough!" I said getting closer to him, he didn't try to move away, his grin just became wider.
"How rough?" He asked seductively, closing the small space between us.
"Enough to be painful."
"Ohhh." Jace cooed. "Kinky!"
"Do you think…. You could be rough?"
"Baby, if you want I can leave being scars."
"That's what I like to hear." And I finished closing the gap and our lips met, the feeling I've been dreaming about, the tension that had been building, the passion I've been yearning, all had been fulfilled in one kiss.
But I wasn't going to allow it to stop there…
ooooooohhhhh Is it going to stop there? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cliffyyyy! Will they do it? Will they finally do the deed? They ARE really drunk here, and when you're as drunk as these two anything could happen! OHHHHH! lol
So please tell me what yous think, bad good, worth the wait? Please review and let me know!
And PLEASE go and read Benevolence, I would LOVE more reviews for it. I see a lot of people putting it in their favorites or Alerts, but hardly any reviews. So if you could please go check it out! =) And again, great love from yours truly Scrotie McBoogerBalls!
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