Last one readers and I hope you managed to get a good laugh out of this story. :)
Round Ten
A short break later and the angels were ready to go around the circle one last time.
"Bring it on, this is where I'll really shine at the end." Ranpha boasted.
"Good thing this is the last round." Mint said. "I don't think I can take any more laughter."
Chitose picked up the next card to start the final round. "During high school, I never really fit in until I found blank club."
The girls chose their cards, ready to read them. "In alphabetical order, so go."
"During high school, I never really fit in until I found my manservant, Claude club."
"During high school, I never really fit in until I found the land of chocolate club."
"Mmm, sounds very tempting, sign me up for that." Mint said before reading her card. "During high school, I never really fit in until I found running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere club."
The girls laughed and Ranpha looked at her card. "During high school, I never really fit in until I found The Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili's club."
"During high school, I never really fit in until I found chugging a lava lamp club."
"That is all kinds of odd, but running naked through a mall just about gets it."
"Thanks." Mint replied.
"My final turn." Forte said. "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you blank." She chuckled. "Oh and I want you all to put on your best sexy voices whilst reading your answers."
"Oooh, I like the sound of that." Ranpha replied.
Chitose read her card in her attempt at a sexy voice. "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you drinking ten 5-hour ENERGY's to get fifty continuous hours of energy."
"Hahaha! Good start." Forte said. "Milfie, go."
Milfie cleared her throat. "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you three months in the hole."
"Gosh Milfie, you sure are keen." Chitose teased.
Mint got up on her legs and stood by the door with her card. "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you Velcro."
"Not bad, but this is how to do it." Ranpha laughed before regaining her composure and putting on her sex appeal. "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you flying robots that kill people."
"Wow! That would turn men off at the same time as turn them on." Forte commented.
Vanilla read hers. "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you some kind of bird-man."
Ranpha and Forte laughed. "Oh my, my ribs are beginning to hurt from all this laughing." Ranpha said.
"Okay, well it was close but Ranpha wins it, just for that sexy voice."
"Thank you, I do try." Ranpha took the card.
"My last turn as queen." Milfie said. "And what did you bring for show and tell?"
The girls chose their cards quick and each of them read theirs out.
"Blowing some dudes in an alley."
Ranpha and Forte chuckled.
"A botched circumcision."
"That doesn't sound healthy." Vanilla said.
"Unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks."
"And that definitely does sound healthy." Milfie said.
"Some douche with an acoustic guitar."
Mint snickered.
"The entire Internet."
"That's quite an answer there, Chitose gets the win."
Chitose took the card and it was Mint's last turn to be queen. "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me blank."
"Time to use the worst card I have." Milfie said as the others got theirs ready.
Chitose read hers. "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me girls that always be textin'."
"Wow, I didn't know you were into girls." Ranpha teased.
"Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me vomiting mid-blowjob."
The girls spluttered, trying not to laugh.
"Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me blood farts."
"Ewww, you're cleaning up my room floor after that, Milfie" Chitose teased.
"Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me spending lots of money."
"Isn't that ironic?" Forte asked.
"Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me going around punching people."
Mint giggled. "I find that one too funny to pass, Vanilla wins this one."
"My turn for one last time." Ranpha said, drawing up the penultimate card. "My gym teacher got fired for adding blank to the obstacle course."
"Oh you should be playing that instead of choosing an answer for it, you would've been perfect for it." Milfie said.
Ranpha shrugged. "Ah well, maybe next time…anyways, Chitose, go."
"My gym teacher got fired for adding disco fever to the obstacle course."
"So you would be dancing your way to the end?" Ranpha asked. "I'm okay with that. Forte, go."
"My gym teacher got fired for adding demonic possession to the obstacle course."
"Not bad…Milfie, go."
"My gym teacher got fired for adding a pile of squirming bodies to the obstacle course."
"Gross, but I can see why that's true in some way…Mint, go."
"My gym teacher got fired for adding the thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn to the obstacle course."
Ranpha laughed. "Oh I think we have a winner here. Vanilla, go."
"My gym teacher got fired for adding nothing to the obstacle course."
"So the gym teacher was fired for being lazy too?" Mint asked.
"I guess so. Anyways, Mint, you win this one outright."
"Thank you." Mint replied.
"It's my final turn." Vanilla said, picking up the last card of the round. "Finally! A service that delivers blank right to your door. Read out the best answers you've got."
Chitose read out her last card and the others followed. "Finally! A service that delivers a vagina that leads to another dimension right to your door.
"Finally! A service that delivers radical profiling right to your door."
"Finally! A service that delivers that ass right to your door."
"Finally! A service that delivers having sex on top of a pizza right to your door."
"And finally! A service that delivers the most demanding chasm of his mouth right to your door."
"Those are all good." Vanilla said, giggling away. "But the sex on top of a pizza card is my favourite, so I pick that as the winner."
"Wow, thanks Vanilla." Mint replied.
"And that is the final round over and Mint has officially won the game by one point!" Chitose declared.
"Congratulations Mint, you're the most horrible person in the game." Forte complimented.
"Awww thank you girls, I'm honoured." Mint replied before laughing.
"Alright, let's pack away this game." Chitose said before she looked around. "We've made a bit of a mess in this circle, let's clean ourselves up too before we call it a night."
"Got it, Chitose, we'll make this clean as it was before we started." Milfie replied as they cleaned the room. "Anyways, that was a really fun game, even though it was horrible at times."
"Yeah, it was awesome because I was leading all the way until the final round." Ranpha said. "But I'll win it next time."
"I don't think I would want to play this again." Vanilla said glumly. "I will need a day of praying several times to clear my actions from tonight."
"Aww don't be sad, it's just a game." Chitose said as she hugged her.
"Yeah, the point of this game was just to be complete and horrible jerks for fun." Forte added.
Soon the room was clean and it was time for bed, all the girls got into a group hug and said their goodnights before each of them left Chitose's room and back to their own rooms.
Chitose put away the card game box on her table and pulled out her duvet and sleeping bag, as she got in and made herself comfy before going to sleep. Just then, there was a knock on her door.
"Oh, come on in." Chitose said as the door opened.
In came Milfie with a plate of some food and to Chitose, it didn't smell good.
"Ohhh, what is that?" she asked nervously.
Milfie smirked. "I told you I was gonna cook your least favourite meal."
THE END
Galaxy Angel Awesome Points Final Score:
Chitose Karasuma: 10
Forte Stollen: 7
Milfie Sakuraba: 9
Mint Blamanche: 13 Winner!
Ranpha Franboise: 12
Vanilla H: 9
