A leather jacket wearing man hit the floor with a resounding thud getting up for the debris of the car he was laid into. The T-800 reached behind it and reattached his skull half his face was blasted off in an earlier attack. "You will pay for terminating Sarah Conner."

His opponent just stuck his hand out and fired a green energy ball that blew the machine to pieces taking the Sunnydale student it was with him.

The monster that killed the two let out a sadistic laugh. Earth's weapons are pitiful. He'll blow this planet to bits in no time. The monster looked at itself in the mirror looking at the two bracers on his hands. The white pants with purplish red on top: He let out a disgusting laugh with his blond hair firing blasts throughout the city hitting whatever they fall on as he laughed.

A moment later Warren Mears looked around and took in the sight of what he has done. He killed Betsy for shutting him down and her tailback boyfriend. He looked at them nervously knowing he'll go to jail. But for what, would they really believe he killed them with saiyan energy attacks. He let out a smile realizing he'll get away with it. The smile only grew wider seeing he still has super saiyan blond hair.

A year and a half later

Angel rolled along the floor of Sunnydale. This is going horribly. They beat the mayor. Blew him to chunks; now this thing shows up. The student body is exhausted. Faith is in a coma. The students are aching from the fight with vampires. Everyone's too tired to stand up let alone fight back.

Buffy hit the floor with a resounding thud. Who is this guy her best slayer moves didn't even phase him.

Warren smiled with one wave of the hand Buffy fell to the floor. "Come on slayer I thought you were bad. Probably just never fought a real man huh."

Warren picked up her up and with one hand she was sailed through the air and landed on the floor unconscious. The last piece of the puzzle, after just letting him leave way out of town Spike was long gone. Since he couldn't figure out a way around his immortality he waited until Buffy took down the mayor. She's all that's left in the way of him ruling Sunnydale.

"Kallia, Hera, Kronos, Tonic, air like nectar, thick as onyx, Cassiel by your second star." Warren turned to Willow as the witch finished. "Hold Mine victim as in tar."

Warren shouted in place and Angel watched in horror as his hair turned to gold and he just kept getting bigger and bigger. What the hell are they fighting? Warren threw a punch and shattered the barrier as Willow fell to the floor a bloody nose for her trouble. Warren looked at the witch a green ball forming in his fist. "She's first."

"No" Angel ran for him but Warren already fired at Willow before he even got close. Xander chose to dive in front of her. He told Cordy he wasn't making it out of graduation. The one time he was right.

Angel watched as a dear friend… and Xander were caught in the blast as the green ball exploded. "Bastard!" Angel lunged at Warren in a flurry of punches but the former tech geek just grabbed him by the throat and hoisted him of the ground with one hand not even feeling it.

Warren looked at him with morbid curiosity. "I wonder if I could take your head off one handed."

They were cut off by an energy blast punching through Warren's shoulder as he forcefully dropped Angel and held the wound. "What?"

Angel watched as the smoke cleared and he saw a weird cat thing covering up Willow and in Xander's clothes, that's the thing that killed the Judge.

Beerus took a breath of relief seeing both hands and feet. Everything's still attached as he gently put Willow down. "Stupid kid, I barely took control in time."

Warren glared at him. "Who the hell are you?"

"Beerus, the god of destruction."

Angel looked in disbelief. Has Harris has been hiding this guy the whole time.

Warren looked at him. "We'll see." Warren fired a volley of shots Beerus to no effect. The god just stood there.

Beerus let out a smile full of evil intentions. "You seem like an evil guy so I'll enjoy destroying you."

Warren growled in anger he'll never be bullied again. "I run this town now!"

Angel watched as Warren rushed when all of the sudden the front of his head was located where the back should be and Beerus' foot is where his face should be. He watched as Warren's body deflated, his hair turned back to its natural black and his body fell to the floor dead.

Beerus just looked at Angel and calmly floated away.

Angel walked over to Buffy. Maybe she has an explanation for what the hell just happened. Thank god that thing didn't come out last year at the hospital. "Buffy, are you alright?"

Buffy weakly nodded as she opened her eyes. "Yeah, I think so." She got to her feet and saw Warren's body. "What happened to him?"

"Xander killed him." Angel informed her.

Buffy rolled her eyes. "Yeah right, good one." She went over and woke up Willow with Angel following her.

"He did." Angel assured her. "He turned into this purple demon thing and killed him."

Willow opened her eyes groggy but heard purple demon thing. "Oh Beerus pulled us out of the fire again."

Angel shook his head. "No Xander did."

Willow looked at him disapprovingly Angelus is the liar not him. "How could Xander beat someone Buffy couldn't on his own."

Angel groaned. "By turning into this Beerus guy."

Buffy laughed. "Yeah, Xander transformed into a god of destruction. Now you get a sense of humor, now that we broke up." She walked over to Giles and started waking him up.

Angel glared at them. "Buffy, I swear to you it's not a joke."

Giles opened his eyes feeling concussion number… well he lost count. "What's not a joke?"

Willow rolled her eyes. "Angel thinks Xander is Beerus."

Giles let out a laugh. "Yeah right."

Angel glared at the three. "It's not a joke, Xander became Beerus. He's a teenage boy that can't keep a girl; he's the god of Destruction, together they share the same body in a wacky TV sitcom situation, which must be how he destroyed the Judge."

Willow looked at him. "Xander is Beerus? Since when?"

"Since about six seconds ago." Angel shouted.

Buffy stopped laughing as she put some thought into Beerus' appearances. "Come to think of it Beerus does appear when we're in serious trouble."

Willow thought on it too. "And come to think of it Dawn did dress Xander up as him for Halloween. Oh my god Beerus is inside Xander's body."

Angel smiled seeing he's finally getting through to them.

Giles nodded taking his glasses off. "Xander and Beerus share the same body. Two people in the same being… should we assume there's some kind of connection between Xander and Beerus?"

Buffy and Willow shook their heads and Willow replied. "No way, Xander is not that powerful."

Angel looked at them and caught on. Magic, anyone who sees Xander and Beerus' little presto chango instantly forgets and he being more then human remains immune. Well at least when he goes to LA Buffy will be in good hands.

Xander opened his eyes and saw the familiar steel he looked around him and saw himself surrounded in twinkies like Scrooge McDuck and his money bin. He's in the Hostess factory. "Not again!"

Xander let out a healthy laugh. "I wish I could have done that… even if I'd had no memory of it."

Buffy nodded. "Probably made the fight with Glory easier though."

Willow frowned. "Believe me you don't as much as he had it coming I regret the dark path it set me on."

Xander ran his fingers through her hair. "You found your way back."

"I had someone who wouldn't quit on me. One who would have stayed with me to the end after I caused it." Willow countered as the next chapter started.

.DBZ is owend by Akira Toriyama