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Dumbledor's SecretChapter10
"So… are you just gonna leave him there?" Inuyasha smirked.
"Nah, he'll be able to move once I release the curse I put on him," Mary sighed tiredly, and with a wave of her wand, Koga was unfrozen, cursing, and running away from them at top speed.
"That's a first," Inuyasha chuckled.
"So, where are we going?" Mary smiled at her new friend.
"To the hag's village," Inuyasha's face fell.
"Hey Inuyasha, can I show you something cool?" Mary got a mischievous look in her eye.
"I guess," Inuyasha sighed. Mary turned into a jaguar, "WHAT THE HELL?!"
After quickly turning back in to a human, "You okay?"
"You can change into a cat!"
"Yes, that was what I wanted to show you," Mary frowned. "You're not scared, right?"
"Feh!" Inuyasha snorted, "I'm not scared of any cat!"
"Inuyasha, that guy that I like… he turns into a dog, like I turn into a cat," Mary blushed.
"He does?" Inuyasha blinked at her in surprise.
"SHIPPO! GET BACK HERE!" a male voice yelled angrily.
"I see that my little prank worked," Mary chuckled. "I hope he doesn't get hurt."
"Which one, Miroku or Shippo?" Inuyasha chuckled.
"Who's Miroku?" Mary frowned, but then comprehended, "Oh! The guy who was yelling."
"Hide me!" Shippo shrieked and hid behind Mary.
"SHIPPO!" a man in robes ran up to them. "Inuyasha, which way did the fox… OH! Hello lovely maiden! What are you doing with this ill-mannered hanyou?"
"I take it you're Miroku," Mary eyed the man warily and stood closer to Inuyasha.
"That I am, may I have your name, fair maiden?" Miroku gushed.
"I am known as Nightpaw, niece to the strongest wizard of all times," Mary growled as the man grabbed her hand and tried to bring her closer to him, but he was unaffected when she announced that she was a wizard's niece.
"I must ask you, will you bear my child?" Miroku pleaded and was about to kiss her, when he felt a paw instead of a hand in his own. He heard a distinct growling sound, and when he happened to look upon the owner of the paw, he nearly wet himself. He released the large cat's paw and backed up slowly, "My, you do make some interesting friends, Inuyasha…" Miroku chuckled nervously, his mind just recognizing that she called herself Nightpaw, and a great wizard's niece.
Transforming back to her human form, "The answer is no, hentai!" Mary spat angrily.
"Mary, try not to decapitate him," Inuyasha chuckled. "He's just a poor, perverted, cursed monk."
"Really?" Mary turned to him frowning, but no longer considering killing the monk.
"My hand is cursed with an air-rip…" Miroku sighed.
"Oh! You mean like a black –hole in space!" Mary grinned quickly understanding, "Why don't you just find a white-hole or wizard and have it removed?"
"White-hole? Milady Nightpaw, what is that?" Miroku asked as he crept closer to Mary and placed a hand on her rear.
"PERVERT!" Mary screamed angrily, "PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!" She stood seething as the monk fell to the ground in the same body-bind that Koga had been in before, she walked to the man and kneeled down beside the man before slapping him. "You are a stupid muggle, priest!"
"What's a muggle, Mary? What did you do to him? Why were you a big cat?"
"A muggle is non-wizarding folk, I froze him, but he can hear all that we are saying, and I am an animagi. An animagi is a wizard that can take the form of the animal that they are most like," Mary sighed and answered the kitsune's questions before turning back to the monk. "You are truly an idiot, priest, for I could kill you with a flick of my wand, or a twitch of my tail. And you are truly an idiot, for you already have one who has claimed you as her mate."
"Huh?" Inuyasha quickly turned to Mary in shock. "Someone claimed Miroku for a mate?"
"I could smell it," Mary replied.
"Wonder why Inuyasha couldn't," Shippo shrugged.
"He could if he went completely feral, but I have no wish to see him in that state," Mary stared at the sky as she answered Shippo's rhetorical question. "That and I am a female jaguar," Mary smiled down at the kitsune and gently picked him up in her arms and cradled the little fox demon.
With a single wave of a wand, Miroku regained control of his body, but refused to move, "A lady actually chose me?"
"Do I need to claw that into your head, baka?" Mary growled irritably to the priest. Miroku quickly shook his head and stared at Mary in wonder and awe.
"What did the hentai do THIS time?" a female voice asked tiredly.
"Oh, he tried to flirt with me, but I would have none of it, as he quickly found out when he groped me. You do not grope a wizard's niece," Mary glared at Miroku with distaste. "So, Inuyasha, can we get this confirmed that I'm a reincarnation?"
"…" Everyone turned and stared at Mary in shock and surprise.
"Well?" Mary asked again.
"Sure, Kaede-baba should be able to tell," Inuyasha shrugged and began to once again lead her to the village.
