J is for Jealousy
" I don't understand why you're making such a big deal out of this Naruto!"
Naruto pouted and looked at his feet. "'cuz…"
"What? ' 'cuz' what?" Sakura tugged at the hem of her shorts. "Because of these?"
"'Cuz… I dunno."
"Naruto!"
"'cuzguysarealwaysstaringatyouanditmakesmemad."
"You're telling me to change my clothes because it makes you mad? That's ridiculous."
Naruto's demeanor suddenly changed to a teacher lecturing an idiot student. "Guys want things. Guys need things. Guys are always looking at things. Mainly you're ass."
"So this is about my ass? Why is it always the ass? There is a PERSON in this ass!"(1)
" I just… I don't like other guys seeing… that much of you."
"Is that what's really bothering you?"
"Mhmm."
" Oh for the love of… come here you territorial idiot…"
(1)That's from Frisky Dingo, so I can't take the credit for the hilarity.