A/N: Essays suuuuuuuuuuck.
Aaaaand that is my summary of How-Am-I-Still-Passing-Euro-Lit in three words and less. But in all seriousness, I really have been busy. Shocker, right? I know, even I can't believe it. But seeing as I was on my laptop doing nothing, I thought, "Why not update and totally disappoint with a filler?" Along with the fact that I really can't think right now, as I'm usually asleep by this time(surprisingly) I've been meaning to do this for a while, and it's best to get it out of the way since the story will be going more in-depth after the next chapter.
... Kay, I haven't been completely honest here. I've actually been spamming Pokemon Y and Rune Factory 4(sucks when two new games come out on the same week and you can't decide what to play) I would have beat Pokemon in less than a week, but I was going into RF withdrawal and decided to finally get somewhere in the story. I'm also going into some pretty extreme CFV withdrawal, so it seems like I'll be attending the next tournament at the shop nearby.
That, and Kuroko no Basket season 2 has clogged my mind with its awesomeness. You can't blame me.
Chapter 10: Deleted E-mails
Sender: Suzugamori Ren
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: Dropped
This is an automated message.
Yahagi Kyou-kun, it pleases me to inform you that as of today, Aug 26, you have been removed from Foo Fighters. Consequencially, you have been expelled from Fukuhara Middle School due to the loss of your Foo Fighters membership. We wish you a good day, and good luck entering a new school.
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Sender: Suzugamori Ren
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: Dropped
This is an automated message.
Yahagi Kyou-kun, it pleases me to inform you that as of today, Aug 26, you have been removed from Foo Fighters. Consequencially, you have been expelled from Fukuhara Middle School due to the loss of your Foo Fighters membership. We wish you a good day, and good luck entering a new school.
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Sender: Suzugamori Ren
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: Dropped
This is an automated message.
Yahagi Kyou-kun, it pleases me to inform you that as of today, Aug 26, you have been removed from Foo Fighters. Consequencially, you have been expelled from Fukuhara Middle School division due to the loss of your Foo Fighters membership. We wish you a good day, and good luck entering a new school.
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Sender: Suzugamori Ren
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: No Subject
Kyou-kun, it's really not fun if you don't reply to the first 21. Do I need to send more? Or maybe you're ignoring me. Is that it? What did I ever do to deserve your hate?
... Just kidding, I know you probably hate me. You should.
Hopefully we meet again during the next National Tournamet... Or if you don't make it that far, the Regionals at least. Do try to make it entertaining.
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Sender: Suzugamori Ren
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: No Subject
Aw, you really didn't reply, did you? Though it probably would have been something horribly worded in all caps , so you've saved me the trouble of trying to decipher you're net-speak. Anyways, I don't really expect a reply anymore, but Tetsu is insisting I send another of those automated messages, just to get the message across. Don't know why, it seems like a waste of time. Reply already so he can get off my back already.
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Sender: Suzugamori Ren
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: No Subject
I don't think I'll bother with you anymore after this, Kyou-kun, since it's really taking up a chunk of my time to have to send these over and over. I'll just have Tetsu do it from now on, maybe you'll reply to him. You guys did get along.
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Sender: Shinjou Tetsu
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: No Subject
I understand Ren-sama sent you quite a few of these already, but I feel that your refusal to reply despite his expectations if rather troubling. Or the fact that it was him sending them that silenced you, the reason matters not. As of today, I will be sending the messsages alerting you of your expulsion from Foo Fighters and Fukuhara Middle School Division.
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Sender: Shinjou Tetsu
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: Expulsion
This is an automated message
Yahagi Kyou, we are to inform you of your expulsion from Foo Fighters Vanguard Team and Fukuhara Middle School Division. You are free to keep whatever cards you have obtained during your membership, but do remember that you will by no means be allowed back into the team.
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Sender: Shinjou Tetsu
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: Expulsion
This is an automated message
Yahagi Kyou, we are to inform you of your expulsion from Foo Fighters Vanguard Team and Fukuhara Middle School Division. You are free to keep whatever cards you have obtained during your membership, but do remember that you will by no means be allowed back into the team.
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Sender: Shinjou Tetsu
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: Expulsion
This is an automated message
Yahagi Kyou, we are to inform you of your expulsion from Foo Fighters Vanguard Team and Fukuhara Middle School Division. You are free to keep whatever cards you have obtained during your membership, but do remember that you will by no means be allowed back into the team.
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Sender: Shinjou Tetsu
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: No Subject
I see you have yet to respond to any of the 12 alerts that Ren-sama insisted I send you. He seems very displeased with the fact that you are ignoring him. I am sending this to warn you that he may send someone to check up on you, most likely Bidou Kiriya or anothe member of Brilliant Stars. Proceed how you will, but be cautious.
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Sender: Narumi Asaka
Recipitent: Yahagi "Crusher" Kyou
Subject: Ren-sama
Yahagi, it is my understanding that you have yet to respond to any of Ren-sama's e-mails. I should inform you that he spends valuable time he could be using to sharpen his already amazing skills to type out those messages, so it would do you some good to reply as quickly as possible.
Mamoru rolled his eyes, leaning heavily on his arm as he set his elbow onto the desk. It was like his brother thought he didn't know how to get into his e-mails - he was majoring in network engineering, it'd be embarassing if he couldn't hack into a middle schooler's e-mail account.
His friends could say what they wanted, it was not creepy and he was not being over protective. He just wanted to know what was going on in brother's life.
He wouldn't have collected all those issues of Monthly Vanguard otherwise.
A/N: So I based his expulsion date on the air date of Season 1 episode 33, since that's technically(?) when he was dropped from the team. As you can tell, I was too lazy to put all 27 messages + Tetsu's 14 in the whole chapter, so I put in a few and skipped the ones that were exactly the same.
As I said before, things will start picking up after the enxt chapter, and I managed to throw in a little of Mamoru in t he end here(if you couldn't tell, the scene was set AFTER Kyou came home but BEFORE he killed his old e-mail). Hopefully this doesn't spoil as much as I think, since I have BIG plans for him. And saying it like that makes it sound creepy, so I'm gonna go die now, then have an phoenix down auto on me.
ALSO, if there are any athletes out there reading this, anyone got advice on how to get out of a slump where you can't make ANY baskets during shooting practice(hopefully someone will understand)? Cuz I can't exactly show my face in the club anymore...