here's the idea. this particular chapter was written on cinco de mayo so, yes it's spanish... and i know, i made tim an idiot for a reason. he knows more spanish in real life, but this was just for the fun of it.
Also, my laptop has been randomly shutting down, and the only reason I haven't defenstrated it (thrown it out a window) is that as of right now, It's my only means of writing fanfiction!
Happy birthday amber. you're a oshawatt~2/1/15
happy early 15th birthday to twins megan and joy (they played the piano in that frozen chapter) you guys are now pikachu and charmander!~ 2/5/15
happy birthday mom! you're now a cleffariy!~2/22/15
happy birthday katie! you're now a skitty(and good luck at the art competition!)~2/27/15
i don't own pokemon, cinco de mayo, or wrecking ball...
chapter ten: spanish class confusion
the authoress had been teaching Bob spanish since the last time she had updated. she also had been staying with the team, to help out with spanish lessons. and... because a certain someone had pk starstormed the authoress realm...
"buenos días" bob said to tim that morning.
tim was confused.
"it means good morning..." the authoress told him
"Oh..."
Aquamarine peeked out from the kitchen of their secret base. "buenos días"
Tim was getting a bit annoyed. "can we stop this spanish nonsense?!"
"no" aqua answered, "Es muy divertido."
"Wha...?"
aqua was making tortillas.
"feliz cinco de mayo"
"Translation...?"
"happy fifth of may!" she answered and held out food. "Tortilla?"
"hey grovyle?" tim questioned, "What's taco in spanish?"
the authoress blinked. "Taco."
She then called for a certain friend.
"Seinor Cuddles, mi amigo, cinco de mayo"
Mr... I mean Seinor cuddles came bounding down to the base, wearing a sombrarro.
next to come was Dennis waffle, who pulled out marraccas and then preceeded to do Wrecking ball in spanish. thankfully, it didn't last long, thanks to Zappy.
"El burro sobe maske tu" she glared and threw a bucket of water on top of him.
the authoress, bob, and aqua started giggling, untill the authoress suddenly burst out
"Donde esta el bano"
bob answered, thankfully in english. "I don't think we have a bathroom, do we tim?"
tim didn't say a word...
the authoress grunted and was suddenly teleported to crazy kingdom, because it actually HAD a bathroom.
the moment she dissappeared, tims bedroom was somehow... transformed into... AN OUT HOUSE!
about five hours later, the authoress came back, and was wearing a little mermaid night gown.
"ah... what a nice nap..." the authoress yawned and streched. she still had drool on her face...
tim was puzzled. "what's with her?"
Bob sighed. "Siesta..."
"Translation...?"
"Nap."
"So..." Tim suddenly got up in the authoress's face. "Any ideas what happened to my room? Huh, Grovyle?!"
she shrugged. "No si"
she then pointed to dennis. "Loco laka vese"
tim tilted his head.
bob sighed. "crazy in the head..."
"OH!"
hours later, at the dinner table, tim and the authoress were talking about spanish class.
"classes start tomarrow, if you want..." the authoress said, biting into a taco. "It'll be really easy! I promise!"
Tim sighed. "Okay... I'll go..."
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the following day, the only thing that Tim could manage to get out of his mouth was "ARCEUS! It's like learning another language!"