Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom or A Song of Ice and Fire
Author's Note: To make it clear for all the people who have not watched Danny Phantom and are confused the reason he is so strong is this body has the power to manipulate reality from the reality gauntlet and infinite energy from the ring of rage and the crown of fire. Like I stated in a previous Author's Note they form his sigil.
Danny in this story is nigh omnipotent but that does not mean he knows everything. His actions do have consequences he just isn't aware of them yet.
Chapter Nine: Crashing a Wedding
(Middle) 299 AC
Danny watched as a part of his fleet left Dorne. Daenerys was on the lead ship and headed for Dragonstone. She was going to take back her ancestral island and the title Princess of Dragonstone. After that she was going for the tile of Queen.
She was going with two thousand men more than enough to take out the remaining forces that were allied with Stannis. Everyone knew that his chances of claiming the throne were close to zero.
The man was known to be stubborn and so Danny knew that the man would never agree to bend the knee and accept his rule. He had fought to hold on to his castle during the rebellion and would probably hold on to the claim of the throne as well.
There were rumors that the man had killed his own brother for the throne. If he was willing to go that far than it was more than likely he would never accept his rule.
The only true problem might be that priestess from Asshai that was hanging around with Stannis. While many in this world would believe that she was a fraud he was proof that the supernatural was real. Danny knew he was conveniently ignoring the fact that he was not from this world but the moral was more or less the same.
Danny would not let his guard down. That was why he was not surprised when a certain someone tried to draw his attention.
"You are still here?" Oberyn asked him. Danny turned around and saw the old Dornishmen glaring at him. He was not happy that he was marrying his niece. The fact that Danny beat him into the sand last weak probably did not help endear him to the man.
"I needed to make sure everything went well." Danny said to the man. After everything that happened he needed to be sure that nothing happened that killed his wife or set his plans of conquest back.
Daenerys was going because she wanted revenge on the man and family that had hunted her since she was a baby.
"You worry too much. You really are a child." Oberyn taunted him. Danny felt really tempted to leave the man in the desert and have him die of dehydration. It would serve him well because he could just tell the man was going to be trouble in the future.
The only reason he had not gotten rid of him yet was that it would alienate Arianne and Doran. Perhaps later he could have someone assassinate the man in a way that left his death believable and with no loose ends.
It had to be dramatic enough death for Oberyn Martell of Dorne.
"Shut up old man." Danny said as he gripped the man by his shirt and took of into the sky.
He dropped him off into one of the water garden's pools and walked inside the building. He had to give the rest of his forces their directions before he went off to save Sansa. The wedding was later today. He had waited an entire week so he could interrupt the Lannister's plan on the exact day of the wedding.
It would be an insult to the Lannisters and an event that no one would ever forget. He had spent that time finalizing his alliance with the Martells and going over some of the intricate details of the next phase of the invasion.
Danny walked through the area where the remainder of his forces were staying. It was time to split up the groups and give them their assignments. He was now in the part of the plan that no longer required brute force but cunning and misdirection.
Thanks to Vlad's memories he was quite skilled in both. It was also probably why he had a thing for Ros. She was smart and a redhead. There was no way he could have turned her away.
Danny reached the space where the rest of his eighteen thousand men and women were staying. Danny did not discriminate if you wanted to fight you would fight. Keeping the women out of it would be insulting to many of the people he took from cities that he conquered.
They had been trained for their whole lives it would make no sense to not take advantage of that. Many of the men tried complaining. He had turned them into statues for about an hour. They were perfectly aware just frozen.
After that he turned them back. That got rid of all of their objections. The sellswords were still uncomfortable around him but as long as he paid them more than other people they were not going to turn on him.
"Alright it is time to move out." Danny announced to the group who were watching him nervously. Their heads did not move but he could see their eyes trying to keep him in their line of sight. They tensed when he put his hand in a bag.
"Kotar, Jakku, Nazda, Benjamin, and Garda come forward." Danny commanded with each stepping towards him nervously wondering what was going on. He would have added Ser Barristan and Leonidas if they were available but they were with Daenerys.
They were the two he trusted most to guard his queen. The five people he called were going to serve a different purpose. His army was going to send Westeros into even more chaos.
"Kotar you will take an army of five thousand men and march towards the Vale. This scroll contains your directions." Danny said handing the Yunaki'i man his orders. His full name was Kotar Jo Dartos but Danny called him Kotar to keep it short.
"Don't open this until you arrive where I send you." Danny said to him.
"Yes my King." Kotar said.
The scrolls held the full mission statement. He was only giving out the basics to the entire army. It was better that way. Danny was aware that there could be spies among his army. Even if there weren't it was better that they only learned of the task after they were gone.
That way if by some means they were captured they could not tell the enemies of his plans beyond the basics for a certain areas.
The scrolls also served another function. When opened they gave the group certain magical abilities. Each group would get the ability but it would only pass down the family line of the first general.
The members would still have the ability if they managed to survive the war and leave the group but it would not pass down.
Leonidas and Ser Barristan had already gotten their magical abilities so he did not give them anything extra. Each group was to serve a certain function that he needed now and possibly in the future.
Of course they only worked as long as they remained loyal to him. The single hint of wavering loyalty and the ability stopped working. There was no way he would let his own gifts be used against him or those he cared about.
He was smarter than a disney movie villain.
"Garda." Danny called standing in front of her and watched as she took a knee.
"My King." Garda said as she looked at him.
"Gather four thousand men to follow you. You lot are coming with me." Danny said to the woman.
"What are we doing?" Garda asked him.
"What I do best Garda. Cause chaos and create widespread panic." Danny said as he handed her a scroll tied with a blue ribbon. The one he had given to Kotar was white.
He still had one tied with ribbons of green, blue, and orange.
"I do not understand my king but I will obey." Garda said. That was good enough.
"Good. Jakku you will take three thousand men and go to the Stormlands." Danny told the Dothraki man. Jakku was one of the older Dothraki man that served under him.
Any Dothraki man that had managed to make it to old age had to be smart. If he wasn't that did not matter much as that mission was mostly to raid and kill. Something most Dothraki were good at.
They were not his people yet so he was fine with having many of them murdered. Once they became his people then he would make it up to them.
"Nazda you will take two thousand men and go to the Westerlands." Danny told the woman from what was once Kayakayanaya. They might have lesser numbers than the people of the Westerlands army but their abilities would make up for it.
He gave her the one with the green ribbon.
"Benjamin you are going to the reach with two thousand men." Danny said giving him the orange ribbon tied scroll. They would have one of the more important missions. Magic and two thousand men should be more than enough.
"The remaining men are going to stay here in Dorne. Pick your people and meet me outside when you are done. Don't take too long." Danny said as he left his people behind.
As he reached one of the water gardens he created a chair to sit on with an umbrella to keep the sun out of his eyes. The next thing he did was create a smoothie.
No reason that he had to sweat and be bored while his army accomplished his task. He was the king. If he was going to have to wait he would do it in the most comfortable and fashionable way possible.
Anything less was just him being lazy. It did not take long for him to get bored and take a nap. He was sure an hour had passed by.
"My King." a timid voice said to him as they awoke him by tapping him on the shoulder.
Danny glanced up and removed his shades as he glanced up. Benjamin Storm was the one that had woken him up. Benjamin or Ben for short was from Westeros. He was a bastard from the Stormlands. His father was minor lord there.
"We have completed your task my king." Benjamin said clearly hoping that he was not going to get smited.
Danny might one day smite someone for waking him up from his sleep but today was not that day and he had something more important to deal with.
"Great news." Danny said as he hopped up from his chair and looked at the sky.
Going by how high the sun was in the sky it seemed that it was almost noon. Or the equivalent of noon for this world.
One day he needed to invent the clock and give this world a standard rate of time. This world had ways of measuring time but it was way too confusing to be useful.
"Great then line up in a group so I can send you on your way." Danny said to the lot.
"Yes my king." His generals said as they went to go and get their followers. The lot that were staying in Dorne were clearly getting ready to get drunk glad that they were not being sent to fight and die.
Danny wondered if they were aware how much danger they were in if the Dornish decided to do a repeat of history. They were surrounded by possible dangers with the only protection they had was the fear of what he would do to the Dornish if he was betrayed.
Danny was not going to let go of his suspicions of Dorne just because he was going to marry one of its princesses.
Blind trust only brought problems. Their alliance was currently just words and paper until the actual wedding.
The groups got into a their lines and Danny opened a portal to each of their destinations. His duplicates had found perfect locations while they were still out getting information.
"It is time for us to begin the next part of the invasion. Your queen has already started her part and soon so will you. I will not accept failure so march forward with faith that we will be victorious." Danny said to the people who were staring at him.
He was trusting these people with very important jobs. Truthfully he was against it as he knew that he could do it all on his own and the chances for a mistake happening would be close to none. However just like his empire needed a skilled council they would also need a skilled army.
If he continued with his plans the army would need to be skilled in and used to combat.
"March forward knowing that your king has faith in you." Danny said pointing at the portals with most of the forces leaving to accomplish their tasks. Most of that last part was a lie but they did not need to know that.
People needed a confidence booster at times and what was more encouraging then their god-king telling his army that he believed in them.
Garda's forces were the only ones not moving as they were going with him. They would also be the only ones coming back here after the task was done. The others had more complicated jobs that would require them staying in the area.
They would learn all of that after they opened their scrolls.
"Now that is done let us go Garda and company." Danny said opening a wider portal that led to King's Landing.
"Yes my king." Garda said as she turned to all the people that agreed to follow her. Danny could see that they were nervous. They had gone from an army of twenty thousand to a company with only two thousand men.
Going to a city filled with the knights and soldiers from the Westerlands and the Reach with that small a number probably seemed dangerous but they believed in him enough to ignore their common sense and survival instincts.
Danny was sure it had to do with the fact that they believed that with him fighting that their chances of losing were close to zero.
Their reasoning was easy to understand. He had taken cities all by himself so they were reassured that they would not have to do anything personally.
They would find out how wrong they were. His plans involved them doing a lot of fighting. They would be the distraction that set the city into a panic while he went and dealt with the more important things in the city.
"Then onward my army." Danny called to them as the all began walking through the portal and took their first steps into the capital city.
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Danny's first thoughts of the capital city was that it stunk. King's Landing was the biggest city in Westeros and it was also the worst smelling. The city was full of sweat, piss, shit, smoke, and who knows what else.
Danny had to rewrite the laws of reality so that wherever he stood in the city he only smelled lemons and other fruits. It was the only way that he could continue onwards. That or create a space helmet so he did not have to breathe the air.
That would have raised questions that he would have no desire to answer and ruin his dramatic approach.
He was no longer wearing the robes that he wore in his throne rooms. They were too clean for this place and he was worried that no matter what he did to them the smell would never leave.
He was in no mood to burn those. They looked way too good on him.
"This place smells terrible." One of the men that Garda had brought along with him said. Danny was not sure who said it but he still agreed with the statement. He knew they were in a war and recently many people died but still that was no reason to not clean the city.
These people may not know about germs but they had to know dead people brought diseases and plagues if they were just left about to rot.
These people were surely going to be better off with him in charge.
"What are we to do now my king?" Garda asked him while frowning. She was not used to the smell of this city either but unlike him had no choice but to deal with it.
"Now you open the scroll and accept your role as commander." Danny said to her and watched as her shocked face quickly turned into a smile.
"Commander my king?" Garda asked.
"Yes. It means that you are in charge of these people and after the war you will retain this position until you become unable." Danny said to her. This part of his army would be his berserkers.
Devastating soldiers that would be ferocious in completing their tasks.
"What will we be doing after the war?" Garda asked.
"Focus on the here and now. You have a job to complete." Danny said to them and complying Garda opened the scroll. As it opened the information flew into their heads.
Danny considered it easier than having everyone read it given the time period many may not know how to read. Danny did not know how to read their language either.
He was still having Missandei teach him but with everything going on he was too busy to keep the lessons going. Missandei was now with Daenerys and the others heading to Dragonstone.
The scroll translated the meaning of the words to their brains and they understood the content. It was a similar to the process that happened to him when he talked with others on the planet.
"We understand and obey my king." Garda said for her forces. He watched as their skin began to darken and harden. They were armored in steel but even if the enemy somehow managed to get through it their weapons would not pierce them.
Their skin now had the ability to turn as hard as diamond. That with the additional super strength meant that an army would have to have massive amounts of luck to be able to take them down.
Danny watched as they rushed off into the city to begin causing chaos. No peasant was going to die but the same could not be said for the knights and soldiers of the nobility.
The streets were going to be drowned in the blood of his enemies.
Danny walked towards the Red Keep. The huge building was where the wedding was happening. The Lannisters considered it better to have a huge space for the wedding that they could guard.
Everybody that was important was there. The Lannisters, The Tyrells, The Small Council, Varys, Littlefinger all those important people were in one place certain that they were safe.
Danny was going love crushing those delusions. They all had a use and he was sure that they were going to meet those uses whether they were willing or not.
"Halt. State your business." A guard said to him as he walked up to the castle. They were dressed in Lannister red. Danny was thinking about how to answer when the other guard pushed him in the shoulder.
"Are you slow? Answer the question." The other guard said. Danny did not move back but he was sure now how to answer the question.
"I have come to steal Sansa Stark and give the king nightmares for when I come for him." Danny said to the guards and watched as they pulled out their swords.
"Let us see how funny the queen thinks your jokes are once we bring you to her." The one on the left said.
They probably regretted pulling out their swords once Danny had them begin moving like puppets. The two tried to scream as they stabbed the other with the sword but Danny made sure that they were rendered mute.
There was no way he was letting anyone ruin his surprise. Sansa was expecting him to show up any minute now.
Danny stepped over the fallen bodies of the guards and sealed up the guard tower doors and windows. He made sure that no one trapped inside would die of oxygen deprivation as he did not know who was inside and there was a small chance they would be important.
He gave them fruits and water so they would have something to eat and drink but they were not getting out and warning anybody.
Danny gave a push to the giant doors of the Red Keep and down they went. With that done Danny walked through the building with a butterfly knife in his hand.
Like he expected the moment the doors came down the knights, guards, and soldiers who saw what happened came to charge him. He had made the doors fall silently but that did not block their eyes from seeing it happen.
"Charge!" A knight yelled with many others coming with him. They were charging at him because he looked like an average fifteen-year-old-boy. Danny was dressed in a long white t-shirt with a green vest over it with black shirts and his special shoes.
They did not pay any attention to the butterfly knife in his hand because they were carrying swords and maces. When they started dying to the butterfly knife despite having those weapons is when they started keeping their distance.
That did not matter much. They soon learned that the knife was to give them the illusion of a fighting chance. The moment Danny knew that his game was over he created spears in the air and sent them flying at the men.
They all died with their eyes showing looks of fear, horror, or surprise. Danny walked down the halls to where his targets were while the men behind him bled to death.
The castle was called the Red Keep and it is known that Maegor Targaryen the first of his name had all the people who finished the castle killed so that only he would know its secrets. People believed that the blood of those victims dyed this place in the color red.
If that belief was true than Danny just added more paint to coat the building.
Danny heard the music playing in the room behind and decided that this must be the place where all of his targets were. He was glad that it sounded like the wedding ceremony was still happening.
He would have been sad if he had come up with this awesome plan only for it to be rendered useless. Sansa also probably wouldn't have forgiven him for breaking his promise to her.
He pushed the doors open and everyone in the room turned to look at him. They would have said something if he had not frozen everyone in time. Sansa was part of the reason that he had come here but she was not the only reason.
Margaery Tyrell was here and she and her family were a key piece in his plan to capture the Lannisters.
Danny walked around the room taking a look at the decorations. They were truly ugly with way too much red, yellow, and green. The giant lion statues were also ugly beyond belief but that bias may have come from Daenerys.
For all the influence he had on her she was starting to influence him too. His problems with the Lannisters had originally been that they were holding land that he wanted. Now he just loved terrorizing them.
He wondered if he would have done so well in a more modern world. Luckily he would not have to find out for a long time. He would have a lot of time before they advanced to the point of his old world if they ever did.
He guessed it all depended on whether he would wait for this world or eventually experiment and see if he could cross over between realities. That was a long way away though.
He had more than enough to keep his attention to this world.
Eventually he found Margaery, Olenna, and Loras. They were sitting at a table with their heads turned in the direction that he had been coming from. Danny waved his hand and their eyes began to blink as they became aware of the situation.
"Hello." Danny waved with a smile. They ignored his gesture of kindness and tried to get up but when they found they couldn't the brother and sister began to panic. Olenna however just stared at him. Her face showed nothing.
She was not called the queen of roses for nothing.
"I assume you are this demon king that has the realm in such a panic?" Olenna said to him.
"More like god-king but yes I am. I came to save Sansa Stark and get a good look at the next part of my kingdom." Danny said to her as he conjured a chair to sit in as he faced them.
"So you are interested in the Stark girl too. I do have to wonder what you want with us though." Olenna said to him clearly having an assumption but willing to let him go first.
She was very clever. Her grandson not so much.
"I demand you release us this instant." Loras said to him still struggling. Danny wondered if he was made to look that handsome because he was so dumb. Like the world felt so guilty and decided to give him something to make his life worth it.
"I can put you back like the others if you do not calm down." Danny said to Loras who calmed down but kept glaring at him. Danny hoped that Loras's older brothers were smarter than him.
Willas Tyrell was said to be intelligent. His only problem was that he had a bad leg caused by his father Mace and Oberyn Martell.
Danny heard footsteps clunking near the door so he snapped his fingers and the doors were closed and silenced. Now no sound would leave this room and the people outside could not push their way in.
"I am going to be honest with you Lady Olenna." Danny said to her.
"I am willing to listen." Olenna said like she had a choice but Danny did not say anything about it. It would just be rude and the Tyrells were a family that he wanted by his side.
"I want to marry your granddaughter." Danny said to her. He knew from his time around King's Landing that Margaery and Olenna acted as one. They had similar ambitions to make her the queen.
"My lord that is unexpected." Margaery said shocked.
"What my granddaughter means is aren't you already married to Daenerys Targaryen?" Olenna asked him trying to stare at him with her eyes but given that she was frozen in place she was a lot less intimidating.
"Yes I am. I have to much energy for one person to deal with so I plan on having five wives and two concubines." Danny told her. With Daenerys, Sansa, Arianne, and Margaery if she agrees he would only need one more and he already had an idea on that one too.
"The faith won't accept that." Loras said.
"I don't really care about them though. If they have a problem they can say it to my face." Danny said to them. The outcome of that was clearly obvious to them without him needing to say it.
"What would we get out of this?" Olenna asked him.
"What you have been wanting. Margaery gets to become a queen." Danny said to them. Danny had spent a lot of time in the Red Keep invisible when he was not with Sansa. He knew plenty of the secrets in this palace.
Some were interesting and others were just trauma inducing.
He was really tempted to invent the therapist position after getting his duplicates memories of the place. The people here were messed up in ways that had him bangin ghis head in frustration.
He wondered how so many of them had survived to adulthood.
"Think on it. I will give you a week. Use this to contact me. Just think as you hold it and I will appear." Danny said as he placed a glowing stone on their table.
It could only contact him. All the members of his council had one. He had planned on it one day being this world equivalent of a cell phone. He had made it this way because explaining that the stone was magic was easier than teaching them how to use technology.
It fit with their worldview better.
"Anyway back to business." Danny said as he waved his hand and the Tyrells returned to being frozen in time like the others.
Danny was about to free Sansa but had a change in mind. He created some pens and papers and went to work. He had all the time in the world though so he was not in a rush.
When he finished and went to the Lannister he hung the letters across their necks. For Joffrey he did something different.
Danny gave him an eyepatch, drew on some of his teeth in black ink, gave him an ink mustache, put an angry parrot on his shoulder and took the hat from the jester and put it on him. He had originally thought of giving him a pirate hat but thought that it was too good for him.
When he was done he turned towards Sansa and Tyrion. He walked up to her and released her from being frozen.
"Danny?" Sansa asked as she reached towards him clearly not believing that he was here to save her.
"That is my name." Danny said as she rushed towards him and started crying and thanking him over and over. While Danny was hugging her and being hugged he looked around and noticed that Varys was missing.
He could not have escaped given that the entire room was frozen so that meant he had not been here since the beginning.
Whatever his main target was still here.
"Do you want to say a message to these people." Danny asked Sansa. Expecting her to make some huge statement to her former captors or some revenge speech about how she would claim vengeance for her family. They had talked about as much in her dreams.
"I just want to be finally free of this place." Sansa said to his chest and by how wet he could feel his vest was getting it meant that she was crying.
"Hey it will all be okay. I promised I would free you and find your family." Danny said to her reminding her of his promise as he wiped her face of her tears.
"I thought you wanted revenge for your father?" Danny asked her. She stiffened in his arms before pulling away.
"Yes I want them dead but I want to torture them first." Sansa said. This was the version he saw inside of her. One who desired the blood of her enemies and was willing to take it with her own hands.
She had been buried within Sansa and grew angrier and angrier as she saw and heard what had become of her family and her home. It was buried under the fear and the politeness that she used to survive in the capital.
"I can let you kill Littlefinger but I have plans for the others." Danny said to her.
Sansa tilted her head before nodding. They walked over to the frozen man and Danny turned a teacup into a dagger.
"Have fun." Danny said to her and she nodded taking the knife and jamming it into his heart. The man was still frozen so he did not feel anything and would not until he was fully freed.
That did not mean they could not gloat though. Danny unfroze just his head. This way he was still alive and could hear Sansa's final words.
"What is going on?" Littlefinger asked as he tried to look around.
"Well you see Sansa is getting her revenge for you betraying her father." Danny said to the man while creating a new smoothie.
"Sansa I don't know what is going on but you have been deceived. I loved your mother since I was a child." Littlefinger said to her.
"Notice how he does not deny what I said." Danny said to her.
"I sent Ser Dontos to help you Sansa." Littlefinger said pleading to her.
"Yes you did. I also know that you told the Lannisters about the Tyrell plot to marry me for Winterfell. You have betrayed my family in countless was and those are only the plots I know of." Sansa said to him.
"If you give me a chance I am sure I could explain." Littlefinger said to her.
"It is a little too late for that. You see you are already a dead man. You just don't know it yet." Danny said as he released the rest of Littlefinger's body. The man began to choke on his own blood as his heart ruptured due to being pierced.
Danny pulled out the dagger and watched as Littlefinger began to choke on his blood as he began to die. Sansa hugged him and covered her head in his shirt again. Danny sighed as he rubbed her red hair as he tried to calm her down.
He opened a portal to the meeting spot before walking through and taking Sansa away from this place. He sent a green pillar of light into the sky so that his forces could know that it was time to go.
They had accomplished everything they set out for. It was time to give the people time to react to the recent events and see how the others were doing.
Most importantly he had to go and reunite Sansa with her family. First stop was in the Riverlands where Edmure Tully was marrying one of Walder Frey's family.