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Chapter Ten
Decisions

Remy and Rogue bring the children into the ballroom for Kaitie's party. She squeals when she sees all of the decorations, and the castle bounce house. Everyone is already here, and although they are all still disturbed over the change in the former goth, they were better at hiding it.

There were balloons and streamers everywhere. There was a tiara for everybody, and Kaitie was wearing a long pink 'princess' dress. They had elected not to rent the pony again this year. Wade was still at war with it... he went with Rogue to talk to the stable yesterday, the pony and Wade had fought. Again. Wade swore he needed stitches, or he would have if not for his healing factor. The owner claimed the pony was traumatized by Wade's screams. Rogue walked away.

They were opening presents when Sinister showed back up. He casually slid into the room, completely unnoticed at first. Jubilee finally brought him to everyone's attention when she screamed " Hey what are you doing?"

Everyone looked over in time to see him slipping a vial into his pocket and set Carter back into his car seat. " It was just a small oral swab, no big deal." Sinister states.

"... Why would you need an oral swab from Carter?" Bobby demands,furious.
" Not just Carter, I collected one from each of the infants." Sinister replied.
" YOU WHAT?!" Scream all of the parents, as well as Logan.
" That's it." Wade states, pulling out his swords.
"WADE NO!" Logan yells. " You'll ruin the decorations!"
" It's just a little slip." Sinister mutters. " I need to call my therapist."
" You need to get out!" Remy demands. " Why are you even still here?"
Logan walks over to the supposedly former villain and silently demands the swabs by hold out his hand. Sinister frowns, but then reaches into his pocket and hands Logan seven vials. " So unfair. It's not like I kidnapped them or anything. I would have before my treatment."

" I'm HERE because I wanted to meet my son!" Sinister states, turning to Remy. Remy rolls his eyes, as Rogue groans. The holiday images just getting worse and worse in her mind.
" You are not my father." Remy states.
" That's right I'm his father!" Jean- Luc exclaims from his corner.
" Jean-Luc! I told you if you wanted to stay for the party you had to sit in your corner and be silent!" Remy responds with out turning around.
" Hey, you're not Remy's father, because Remy is my brother separated at birth!" John states, standing up and glaring at Sinister. " We have proof!" he continues, pointing at Kaitlyn.

"We aren't brothers John, we've been over this." Remy replies in a tired voice.
" Denial." John replies, as usual. He returns to his seat however, when Wanda glares at then stands and makes her way over to the fighting men.
" We have enough family drama going on around here, with out adding another diabolical super-villain to the mix. You didn't raise him, your not his father." She states calmly. At her tone, the rest of the men step back, but Sinister is blissfully unaware of the meaning behind her tone. He continues to glare, and think of ways to get Remy to come around.

Seeing his blank look, and knowing that Sinister was ignoring her, Wanda pulled out her dictionary. A weapon that she hadn't had to use in months, and smacked him upside the head." Ow, woman! What is you problem?!" Sinister demanded, rubbing his head.
" Now you know why I wear a helmet." States Magneto as he and Mystique walk into the room.
Wanda and Rogue groan as Logan demands " Who left the gate open?!"
"... We have a key," Magneto responds. " I had it made when I realized that most of my children and grandchildren were going to continue to live here."
" WHAT?!" Logan demands.
" Yes, both of my daughters, my step-daughter, and three of my four grandchildren live here." Magneto replies, intentionally misunderstanding Logan's outburst. Xavier rolls up to Logan, and offers him a flask, muttering " Trust me, it helps."
" Wait, what?" Wanda demands.
" My daughters, Wanda and Lorna live here along with my step daughter Anna, and my grandchildren Kaitlyn, William, and Olivier. Also my sons-in- law Saint-John and Remy." Magneto replies.
" Okay, back up." Wanda replies. " Lorna's your DAUGHTER?!"
" Yes." he replies simply, as the green haired teen waves.
" I need to lie down." Wanda mutters, picking up William and leaving the room.
" What's her problem?" Lorna asks
" She really,really hates Mags." John replies, while following his wife.

Everyone else begins filing out of the room as well, and Rogue screams " GREAT YOU RUINED YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY. Y'ALL LOVE HER SO MUCH, THANKS A LOT!" before bursting into tears, terrifying the remaining members of the house.
Remy's face clouds over. No one makes his wife cry. NO One. Ask Jamie. The familiar pink glow gets everyone's attention, as he holds a deck of cards. " All right. I. am. done! Get out NOW! All of you so-called parents. Magneto, leave your key."
Grumbling, Magneto,Mystique,Mr Sinister, and Jean-Luc file out of the room. Remy yelling behind them " This time stay out!"

He de-charges the cards, and slipping them back into his pocket crouches down next to his wife. " Don' worry Cher, they won't be back to bother us. I don' want anything to do with either of 'em, and I know you feel the same way."
" Oh thank God!" Rogue cries, throwing her arms around Remy.
" Hey what about us?" Asks Henri, as he, Mercy, Mattie, and Emil walk up to them.
" Siblings, and pseudo-parents are excluded in the ban." Remy replies simply." Now how about we feed our daughter to much cake, and enjoy the torment of a two year old on a sugar rush"

Rogue brightens and goes to cut the cake. Everyone files back in at this point. Because teenagers can smell a cake being cut from anywhere in the state. They line up, and soon the adults are standing back, watching with amusement the side effects of to much sugar on a group of twenty teenagers and a toddler.