BeforeNote: I know I keep saying I'll have the wedding soon, but I'm writing it down first instead of typing. Why? Because my laptop is still broken, and the public library only gives one hour a day on the computer. So it gives me one hour to type up the written answers AND the other chapters for my multi-chapter story, 'Babysitting Project'. So my deepest apologies for unkept promises.

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note.

UryuisHOT: Ohh, rainbow flavored lol XD love the story, everyone's very funny especially Mello XD and Matt :) I like chocolate XD Yay for randomness, question time

Matt- What do you love about Mello?

Mello- What do you love about Matt?

Mello- Why do you like chocolate?

L- What do you love about Light?

Light- What do you love about L?

Near- You are a sheep, deal with it lol

P.S. I think the story should be rated T for Language and Suggestive themes XD

Molly: Why, thank you. I love chocolate more! 'Kay, Matt-kun. Go!

Matt: I love the way he eats his chocolate, especially when he licks it. It reminds me of all the times he licks-

Mello: Mail Jeevas!

Matt: -the metal poles when they're covered in ice.

Molly: Umm, Mello-kun, your turn.

Mello: Right. I love the way his fingers move when he's playing video games. They flex a lot and it reminds me when he uses his fingers to stretch-

Matt: Mello!

Mello: -cookie dough, to make cookies.

Molly: Well that was unexpected. Mello-kun, your next question is why you love chocolate.

Mello: 'Cause, hello. It's chocolate. Oh look, L-chan has a love question!

L: So it seems. I love his dominant and manipulative side. I especially love it when he uses that side in-

Light: Lawliet!

L: -job interview. It makes the managers give him the job right away. Light-chan, it's your turn.

Light: I love his spidery fingers. They're good for-

L: Light!

Light: -foot massages.

Molly: You all will be the end of me some day. Okay, last question is for Near-kun. Well, it's more of a statement and command. Near-kun, what is your response?

Near: I am an albino sheep. I quite like it.

Molly: That was…anyways. Well UryuisHOT-chan, I changed the rating after all ;D. Next questions!

Xparamorexbabex: Mello- Have you ever tried to write a song about yourself by rhyming your name with 'hello' and 'jello'? If not... you should try it sometime!

Matt- Do you ever get annoyed that Mello's name rhymes with cool stuff, and your name only rhymes with words like 'cat' 'fat' and 'sat'?

L- How do you balance your love for Light with your hatred for Kira?

Light- Why does everyone seem to hate you or think you're stupid? I think you are almost as smart as L and Near, and deserve more credit! :)

Mello: Yes. Yes I have. And never again.

Molly: Aww, why not Mells?

Mello: -shudder-

Molly: Umm, okay. Matt-kun's turn now.

Matt: …only the fans would include 'fat' to rhyme with my name. But no, I don't get jealous. Only sad. –sniffle-

Molly: Don't make Matt-kun cry!

Mello: Yeah! No one makes my love cry, except me!

Matt: Exactly. Wait, what?

Mello: -snigger-

Molly: Umm, L-san. I believe it's your turn.

L: Right. –sigh-

Light: Hey! Why was that an exasperated sigh?

L: No reason. I, well, umm…I've no answer to that. Well, actually, I believe I can get Light-kun to be the way he used to be before he found the Porn Note.

Molly: You mean Death Note.

L: That too. Either way, before he found either of those notes, he was pure and innocent.

Everyone: -stare-

Molly: Oh my. Light/Kira-kun, you're next. And hurry up! There's other people waiting!

Light: Why do they hate me? Or think I'm stupid? It's because they're jealous of my perfect-awesome-sexiness. And my hair.

Mello: Not this shit again.

Light: Anyways. I'm smarter than the Panda and Sheep.

Molly: Right. That's why you died.

Light: -fumes-

Molly: More questions!

Lii and Eii: Hello, it`s me, eii, again.

Light: WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID? on a lighter note, you`re very nice looking.

Misa: i just wanted to say light doesnt actually love you. HA.

mello: i`ve discovered a personality result was near, and my friend dii`s result was mello.

also, what are your opinions of L?

L: you`re awesome... have you ever slept? for how long?

Near: i`m beginning to like you over mello. anyway, how old are you?

Ryuk: what`s the wierdest thing about humans?

matsuda: good job killing light. *pats back* how manly.

...that`s all.

Light: Thank- Hey! I'm not stupid!

Molly: Next, please.

Misa: That's not true! Light-chan loves me very much? Right, sweetie? Hey, where'd he go?

Mello: He jumped off of a building, to avoid certain death from you. Why the hell does this woman keep returning anyways?

Molly: To spite her. Anyways, Mello-kun. Eii-chan has a comment.

Mello: Ha! You got Near. But your friend could never be me. And L is the greatest guy to ever walk this damn planet! He's my idol. Ok, L. You've got a question.

L: I've slept maybe twice my whole life. And it was four hours each time. Near-kun, your turn.

Near: Please don't. He'll come after me more. I'm..umm…

Molly: Permanent brain damage! Just ignore him. But Ryuk, answer your question.

Ryuk: The weirdest thing is that they seem to have this god-complex and inferiority complex. There's more to that answer, and I can go on for ages, but we're running out of time. Oh, and that said, Molly is planning Matt and Mello's wedding as we speak.

Molly: True that. Well, see ya next chapter!