ML54: Sorry about this, but I got some chapters mixed up. but hopefully they're back to normal.
Singing Legends pt. 2
"Hey, 'Bi. Can I talk to you real quick?" Asked the small, white hedgehog with a green shrub on her back known as Shaymin. Celebi turned round and glared at the small pokemon.
"If you're going to insult me by making fun of the fact that I finally have a boyfriend then don't bother. I'm the happiest I've ever been since meeting..."
"I'm sorry." Celebi's eyes widened after hearing that. Shaymin never apologises. She shrugs and says stuff that would usually end up as an insult.
"I really am. I know I've been a bitch to...EVERYONE really. I don't know how you guys put up with it." She went on. Celebi raised an eyebrow.
"What brought on the apologising phase?" Celebi asked. Shaymin sighed.
"I guess I got to thinking after the last meeting after what Azelf said to me." Oh yes, Celebi remembered that vividly.
Three weeks earlier, a meeting was taking place in the Hall of Origins to discuss what will be taking place in the Reunion. Not all the Legendaries were there though. Mew hadn't come, because she thought Victini would be there. Which he wasn't.
Raikou and Suicune weren't there due to pregnancy problems. Heatran didn't come because she was too shy. Palkia didn't come because he was playing with his bitch (His Goldeen) and Mesprit was looking after Phione and Rotom.
Shaymin was coming on to Uxie, very clearly. Which, in turn, made him very uncomfortable. This leading to a very angry, not to mention jealous, Azelf. Arceus had finished talking and the Legendaries were allowed to mingle for a little bit.
"So, what are you planning on doing later, Ux'?" She cooed to him, sweetly. Uxie backed away a little, as she was getting a little close for comfort.
"Um...I'm hanging out with Azelf later. We're going to try and finish Assassin's Creed Brotherhood." He answered, nervously. He wasn't very experienced with girls, except his counterparts, Mew and Celebi.
"C'mon. You hang out with her all the time. Why not hang out with me?" Uxie was about to answer, but was cut off when Azelf came up next to him.
"Maybe because you'll spend the whole time breathing down his neck. Give the guy some room, won't ya'." She replied, harshly. Shaymin huffed.
"I was talking to the cute guy over there, not the tomboy of Lake Valor!" She argued back, harshly. Azelf crossed her arms and glared at her.
"You're just lucky I promised Mesprit I wouldn't pound anyone to the ground today, or Arceus's cleaner Mr. Mimes would be sweeping you off the floors by now." Shaymin glared back.
"At least I don't look like Jynx that had been dragged though the Distortion World." Ooh. That was harsh. Jynx's are one of the most hated Pokemon of all time. Uxie was about to say something, but Azelf just held her hand up.
"It always comes back to looks with you, doesn't it. It's not someone's appearance you should look at, but there personality. And unfortunately yours is as blacked as burned charcoal."
Shaymin opened her mouth to say something, but could only think of something about ugliness, and to be fair Azelf wasn't the worst looking girl out there. She may be one of the best. "Exactly! You're a shallow Pokemon! I wouldn't say you're as bad as Victini, but you're treading the line a little too closely." Shaymin's eyes watered, and she ran out of the Hall quickly.
"That was harsh Azelf." Uxie said to her. Azelf frown and was about to apologise until he cut her off. "But it was 100% true. Thanks for helping me." Azelf smiled.
"You're welcome."
"I did some thinking and she was right. I have been shallow. And I think you and Zeke are a cute couple." Celebi blushed a bit and smiled.
"Well thanks Shaymin. And it's okay." She then added as an afterthought. "And you were, in no possible way, anywhere near as bad as Victini. Just a little bit stuck up." Shaymin smiled and nodded.
"Thanks. Now I need to apologise to Azelf and Uxie. Do you know where they are?" Celebi giggled.
"In their room, probably making out or playing Xbox. I'd catch them later if I were you." Shaymin nodded.
"Yeah. I need to find something to wear anyway. See you later 'Bi." Shaymin replied, walking off towards the Eon duo, Latias and Latios. Celebi then felt a pair of arms around her waist and smiled.
"Miss me?" Zeke asked, with his trade mark grin. Celebi ruffled the top of his head a little.
"You were only gone for half an hour. But yeah I did."
"HI 'TWO!" Mew yelled,flopping onto the top of Mewtwo's head. He chuckled.
"To what do I owe the honour?" Mewtwo, formally greeted the playful pink kitten. She giggled.
"What? I can't see what my younger brother is up to?" She asked, innocently. Mewtwo eyes widened.
"You still see me as a brother?" Mew tilted her head to the side in confusion, frown now adorning her face.
"Yeah. What makes you think I'd stop?" Mewtwo sighed and looked over to Zeke, who was conversing with Celebi about something. Mew followed his line of sight and her eyes widened. "Is this about Zeke?"
"I just feel obsolete since he's back. And I guess that I may have though that you'd forget about me." Mew hugged Mewtwo, catching him off guard.
"That's stupid. You're my brother just as much as Zeke is. I'd never forget, or even want to forget you." She said to him, tearing up a little. She wiped away the tear and smiled up at him. "Now what has my little BROTHER been up too?" Mewtwo smiled and began telling her everything that's been happening with him.
"Palkia. That rap thing passed yet?" Groudon asked his space-bending friend. Palkia smiled.
"Yup. Good thing to. I thought I was going to go insane!" Groudon laughed and patted him on the back.
"Well it's good you didn't, otherwise I'd be best buds with a lunatic!" Just as he said this, Kyogre and Dialga joined them.
"We know you best friends with an idiot Groudy. But lunatic might be a step far." Kyogre teased. Palkia blushed and grumbled to himself. Kyogre and Groudon laughed at his reaction.
"She's only teasing you Pal'." Palkia smiled slightly.
"Okay then." Dialga sighed with relief.
"Finally! The rap thing is over!" She yelled in a loud, relieved voice. Palkia chuckled.
"Sorry. It won't happen again." He promised. Dialga looked at him.
"Yeah. It will be something else just as, if not, more stupid. Maybe you'll decide to turn off gravity or something." She saw Palkia rub his chin and growled at him. "Don't you dare!" She threatened. Palkia huffed.
"Meanie." Kyogre and Groudon chuckled at then again. They were always the comic relief of their little group.
Uxie and Azelf walked in, both looking a bit flustered. Mesprit and Shaymin walked up to them, Shaymin apologised earlier. "Why do you guys look so flustered?" Mesprit asked.
"And why were you in there for two hours?" Shaymin added, hiding a sly smirk. She knew what the two had been getting up to.
"Um...I was having a hard time finding my jacket. And Azelf found it for me." Uxie made up on the spot. They were all in their human forms, hence the walking. Mesprit looked at him oddly.
"You're not wearing a jacket." She pointed to his shirt. Uxie face palmed.
"AW MAN!" He yelled, dramatically. "I'll just go retrieve it quickly." He then ran back. The girls then looked at Azelf. She shrugged.
"Could happen to anyone."
"That's an...Interesting outfit Zeke." Jirachi commented, looking over the, now human, Zeke. He was wearing a pair of purple skinny jeans and a pink shirt that said, 'Real Man To Be Pink', a black Stetson and a black leather jacket. Jirachi was just wearing a pair of tan chinos and a purple chequered shirt. He shrugged.
"These are my party clothes." Mew giggled as she and Mewtwo joined the two. Mew was wearing a pink, frilly dress that goes to her shins and put her hair in a pony tail with a black hair band.
"You look like you were in between an explosion at both a happy paint factory and emo paint factory." Mewtwo suppressed a chuckle as well. He was just in a purple shirt and blue jeans, leaving his purple hair alone.
"Well. It is unique to say the least." Zeke flicked the rim of his Stetson and nodded.
"Good. I like being unique." Celebi then joined the group, in her human form. She was wearing a green skirt that went to just below the knee caps and a dark green blouse, the right way round, as well as a black cardigan and dark green head band around her light green hair.
Zeke stared at her, his mouth forming an o shape. Mew smirked. "Zeke, close you're mouth. You don't want a Mandibuzz to lay eggs in there, do ya'?" Zeke shook his head.
"Wow! You look great Cebsie!" Celebi blushed and nodded.
"Thanks. You look, different, but still good." Zeke nodded.
"Yup. I wear a Stetson. Stetson's are cool. 'Cause Cowboys wore them!"
"Alright everyone!" Arceus announce, gaining everyone's attention. "I'll open the portal now. Remember, single file. And remember to bring your human, BRITISH money. I don't want anyone bringing their Polish money again." As she said this, she indiscreetly looked at Palkia.
A blue, swirling vortex appeared behind her, and one by one, they entered.
The night club they went to was busy, but they got in pretty easily, due to a tinsy bit of psychic power from Cresselia. The club was pretty dark, and a large strobe light in the middle kept flashing different coloured lights. There was a large amount of space, so people wouldn't be packed in.
Mew squealed and went straight to the dance floor, dragging poor Jirachi with her. "C'mon 'chi!"
"But I..." He didn't get a chance to reply, since the music suddenly drowned him out. Mew grabbed his hands and swung him around. "Man! She's strong!" He thought to himself as he struggled to keep up with her rhythm.
"Zeke!" Uxie yelled, he was wearing a pair of jeans and a light blue T-shirt underneath an unbuttoned dark blue shirt. Zeke turned and smiled.
"Hey Ux'! Is there a karaoke then!" Zeke shouted back. Uxie nodded. Here, it was safer if the legendaries referred to each other by their nick names. "Well then! Let's get Cebsie and get up there!" He shouted, grabbing Uxie by the arm and pulling him towards the bar.
"Can I have an Orangeade please." Celebi ordered from the counter. The blonde man from behind nodded to her, and got her a glass of the orange substance. Then a man in his thirties sat down next to her.
"WKD please." The man then turned to Celebi. "Hey there pretty lady. Why are you drinking that?" He asked. All in al the man was fairly dodgy. He had greasy hair and yellow teeth. He wore an old shirt and dress trousers. Celebi looked away from him.
"I'm only 16." She replied, falsely. Her real age was like a 1000000002, but she couldn't tell him that, so she went by the looking age of her human form, about 16. He smirked, showing her his putrid yellow teeth.
"So long as you're with me, you can drink." Celebi took a step back.
"I'd rather not." She tried to take another step back, but he grabbed her arm.
"We can do this the easy way, or the..." WHACK! He let go of her, as she quickly stepped a good distance back, as Zeke had punched the man in the face.
"So what exactly does easy way MEAN?!" Zeke asked, dangerously glaring at the man, who was now rubbing his bleeding nose.
"That's none of you're business!" The man from the bar saw what had happened and had called security to take the thirty year old man out of here.
"Well, it sounded like a threat. Ad no-one threatens MY girlfriend without a broken nose." He replied, as the security men took a hold on each of the old man's arms.
"C'mon buddy. I think you're time here is over." One of the buff men said, as they dragged him out. Zeke looked towards Celebi in concern.
"Are you okay?" He asked, hugging her closely. She said nothing and wrapped her arms around him too. Uxie just coming up to them now.
"Yeah. No damage." She replied after a few minutes. She pulled back. Zeke gave one more, supportive squeeze before letting go.
After the initial shock was gone, Zeke smiled and held one of her hands. "Okay. We've got a song to sing." Uxie smiled at them, leading them over to the stage.
Suicune, Raikou and Entei had decided to take care of Phione and Rotom for a while. They were the youngest, so weren't old enough to drink or to be trusted on their own, so it was easier for the three to look after them.
"So after that, he just didn't bother anymore." Entei finished. Suicune and Raikou chuckled as the two younglings were just talking to themselves.
"That's great 'tei. But I feel bad for the poor kid." Suicune voiced. Raikou nodded.
"I sorta do too. Oh well." He then turned serious. "I know I ask this every year, but do you like anyone?" Entei shook his head. "Oh come on. You hang out with a lot of girls."
"Do you like Moltres?" Suicune asked randomly. Raikou smiled, knowing this strategy inside and out. Entei shook his head.
"No."
"Latias?"
"No."
"Cresselia?"
"No."
"Good. Darkrai would have killed you." Raikou said, Suicune still went on.
"Articuno?"
"No."
"Well I can't think of anyone else!" Suicune exclaimed, all the others were either too young or too big. Raikou smirked.
"What about Heatran?" Entei's eyes widened as he looked at anything but the pair. "Bingo!" Raikou thought to himself.
Suicune looked stunned. "Heatran! I knew I forgot someone! And thinking about it, its obvious! You've been hanging out with her a lot more often and you've been ogling her in the Hall. Entei blushed.
"I was not ogling her!" Raikou laughed.
"Yeah. And I'm scared of electricy!" Raikou exclaimed at him. What they didn't know, was that Heatran was close by and had heard every word they said. Her eyes were wide in shock.
"Okay party people!" The DJ voiced, as he stopped the music. "It's time for the karaoke and our first singers of the night are Ux', Zeke and Cebs! Let's here it!" The audience cheered as the music started playing. ( Uxie Zeke Celebi Uxie and Zeke)
"PARTY ROCK!
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you...
SHAKE THAT
In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl
She on my jock non stop when we in the spot
Booty move away like she on the block
What the track I got to know
Tight jeans tattoo cause I'm rock and roll
Half black half white domino
Gain the money Oprah Doe
Yo!
I'm running through these hoes like drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo
We party rock yea! that's the crew that I'm repping
On the rise to the top no led in our zeppelin
Hey!
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Let's go
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you!
Shake that!
Every day I'm shuffling
Shuffling shuffling
Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We get money don't be mad now stop hating is bad
One more shot for us
Another round
Please fill up my cup
Don't mess around
We just wanna see
You shake it now
Now you wanna be
You're naked now
Get up get down put your hands up to the sound [x3]
Put your hands up to the sound [x2]
Get up [x9]
Put your hands up to the sound, to the sound
Put your hands up! [x4]
Party rock is in the house tonight (Put your hands up!)
Everybody just have a good time (Put your hands up!)
And we gonna make you lose your mind (Put your hands up!)
Everybody just have a good good good time
Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up)
Oh! Oh! Time to fill it now!
Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up)
Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up)
Shake that!
Every day I'm shuf-f-f-ling
Put your Put your
Put your Put your (Yeah Yeah)
Put your Put your (Whoa!)
Put your Put your
Put your hands up
Your hands up
Put your hands up
Every day I'm shuffling!" After they finished, everyone in the club applauded for them, they waved to the them as they got off the stage.
"That was Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO and Lauren Bennett! Sung by Ux', Zeke and Cebs! Remember to get your arses up here, if you want to sing for us! Don't be shy!" He announced, as he put another track on while waiting for the next person to sing.
"That was cool!" Uxie said over the crowd and music to Zeke and Celebi. Azelf then hugged him from behind.
"You guys were great! Just like the real deal!" Just then, they saw Jirachi walk up to the DJ.
"Wow! I've got to give Jirachi credit. He managed to break free of my sister's death grip!" Zeke exclaimed. He then turned to Celebi. "I don't think we've had the chance to dance yet. Do me the honour?" He asked. Celebi giggled.
"The honour would be mine." She answered as Zeke led her to the dance floor. Azelf then grabbed Uxie's hand and led him there too, without so much as a glance back.
"Okay ladies and gentlemen, we have another one singing who'd like to dedicate this song to a girl called Miw..." Mew turned at the sound of her nickname and saw Jirachi there, looking straight at her. "So let's hear it for 'Chi!"
"Beautiful girls, all over the world, I could be chasing
But my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby
They might say hi, and I might say hey
But you shouldn't worry, about what they say
Cause they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby
I know you feel where I'm coming from
Regardless of the things in my past, that I've done
Most of it really was for the hell of fun
On a carousel, so around I spun
With no direction, just tryna get some
Tryna chase skirts, living in the summer sun
And so I lost more than I had ever won
And honestly, I ended up with none
It's so much nonsense, it's on my conscience
I'm thinking 'maybe I should get it out'
And I don't wanna sound redundant
But I was wondering, if there was something that you wanna know
But never mind that, we should let it go
Cause we don't wanna be a t.v. Episode
And all the bad thoughts, just let em go, go, go
Beautiful girls, all over the world, I could be chasing
But my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby
They might say hi, and I might say hey
But you shouldn't worry, about what they say
Cause they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby
Hands down, there will never be another one
I've been around, and I've never seen another one
Because your style, I 'ain't really got nothin' on?
Baby you the whole package
Plus you pay your taxes
And you keep it real, while them others stay plastic
You're my Wonder Woman, call me Mr. Fantastic
Stop-now think about it
I've been to London, I've been to Paris
Even way out there in Tokyo
Back home in Georgia, to New Orleans
But you always steal the show
And just like that girl, you got me froze
Like a Nintendo 64
If you never knew, well, now you know, know, know
Beautiful girls, all over the world, I could be chasing
But my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby
They might say hi, and I might say hey
But you shouldn't worry, about what they say
Cause they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby
Everywhere I go, I'm always hearing your name
And no matter where I'm at, girl you make me wanna sing
Whether a bus or a plane, or a car, or a train
No other girl's on my brain, and you the one to blame
Beautiful girls, all over the world, I could be chasing
But my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby
They might say hi, and I might say hey
But you shouldn't worry, about what they say
Cause they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby" The audience cheered as Jirachi left the stage.
"Did you mean that?" The voice made Jirachi jumped, but calmed when he saw Mew standing there. He blushed and looked to the floor, as if it was the most interesting thing in the world.
"Yeah. I mean, I didn't realise that I liked you until you started dating Victini. Then I just couldn't stop thinking about you..." He took and deep breath and lifted his gaze into her eyes. "...I love you, Mew." Mew gasped.
"You love me?" Jirachi nodded and looked to the ground again. But Mew would have none of that. She placed a hand on his chin and lifted it slightly. Then she kissed him.
ML54: Again, sorry about this, but it should be fine now. Sorry.