Hey everyone,

Sorry for the late update. It was my 21st and I have exams approaching… aargh... so I was a bit busy. But I did spend a whole law lecture at university today writing this update, just for you!

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Mister Frodo: gosh, isn't it nice how trustworthy and good people really are, deep down?

Awesome Merry: spoils of war! Awesome.

Sam Gamgee wrote on Mister Frodo's wall: *sigh* Mister Frodo, it's not that you're naïve exactly, but you are rather… arbitrary about who you trust…

Pippin Genius Took: is living up to his name. :D

Awesome Merry: you found some cheese?

Pippin Genius Took" : Better.

Awesome Merry: give me a clue!

Pippin Genius Took: You can smoke it

Awesome Merry: wait… Muesli!

Pippin Took: Did you know, most people don't smoke muesli very often? Gandalf told me.

Awesome Merry: really? What do they smoke? Not… pipeweed? All the way out here?

Pippin Genius Took: The best! It's Longbottom Leaf.

Merry Brandybuck: Longbottom Leaf? Hot damn! But... that's a bit worrying. What was Saruman doing with Longbottom Leaf?

Gandalf: *portentously* Hmmm…

Awesome Merry: foreshadowing.

Legolas Greenleaf: doesn't want to talk to anyone at the moment… his pride is wounded and needs careful medication

Aragorn!: and Rohan's finest Very Jolly Rohirrim Rum is 'careful medication', is it?

Legolas Greenleaf: why, yes. If it's administered carefully.

Gimli Sonofgloin: *idea!* Hey, if your pride hasn't had enough of a bashing yet, why don't we have a drinking competition? I'm sure I could take on that skinny tree-hugger any day.

Aragorn!: I really don't think that's a good idea because-

Legolas Greenleaf: Shut your mortal mouth, human. You're on!

Gollum: let'ss make him hate the fat hobbit, yess, yess…

Sam Gamgee: You see, Mr Frodo? I think he's out to get me!

Mister Frodo: Oh Sam, you're so touchingly paranoid. It's so rustic and quaint.

Gollum: she could do it!

Smeagol: yess, preciousss! we could get her to do it so I doesn't have to!

Gollum: yes, preciousss. She could… she could eat nasssty hobbitsss so I can takesss it!!!We means I. I mean, I mean we. Our head hurts!

Sam Gamgee wrote on Mister Frodo's wall. Mr Frodo, I'm pretty sure that Gollum's planning something. "she could eat nasty hobbits so I can take it". Come on! He's untrustworthy! Isn't it obvious?

Awesome Merry: I'm suddenly so hungry.

Mister Frodo deleted Sam Gamgee's wall post. Gollum and Smeagol like this.

Smeagol: Fat hobbit should take nassssty chips, and stuff them up his hobbit hole! we will keep the fish.

Aragorn!: yay! we won!

King Theoden King: Hail to the …something… dead! (Glorious? Nauseous? Valorous?)

Gimli Sonofgloin: Loser has to update his facebook while drunk!

Gimli Sonofgloin: ha, weak human beer. Nothing on dwarf beer.

Gimli Sonofgloin: Les' drink a drunking comptetition!

Gimli Sonofgloin: ha har. Drefl. Drelf . I mean. Drunk elfv.

Gimli Sonofgloin: gold gold gold gold gold!

Aragorn: By the Valar, he's singing the Gold song. Cover your kneecaps!

Gimli Sonofgloin: it's ethinic!

Legolas Greenleaf: That song, or that attempt to chop off that poor man's knees?

Gimli Sonofgloin: with our powers combined … we are … DWARF VADER!!

Gimli Sonofgloin: It would be betterer if ddwarfwas spelt with a t

Legolas Greenleaf: you're so drunk.

Gimli Sonofgloin: YOU'RE so drink.

Gimli Sonofgloin: I loveS you is my besstess freid. My beard! I can't feel my beard!

Aragorn!: so who won?|

Legolas Greenleaf: isn't it evident?

Aragorn!: well, since updating, Gimli has passed out under the table. But you've sat there laughing at him for twenty minutes, and you usually don't even smile.

Legolas Greenleaf: Ah, the sweet taste of revenge.

Legolas Greenleaf: has a mild headache

Legolas Greenleaf: my first, in about a century.

Pippin Genius Took: food food food!

Awesome Merry: YES

Gimli Sonofgloin: Hates Aragorn. Why didn't you stop/warn me?

Aragorn!:I tried, but not very hard cos I felt like I could do with a laugh. If it makes you feel better, he's drunk me under the table before many times as well. But then, so has Arwen.

Awesome Merry: I wonder what the others are doing?

Aragorn!: is wondering what the others are doing

Mister Frodo: I wonder what the others are doing….

Sam Gamgee: don't worry, Mr Frodo!

Mister Frodo: I can't help it, Sam. I sense in my heart that they are in grave peril.

Sam Gamgee: Ha, they're probably blind drunk or enjoying a good meal…

Mister Frodo: LOL. That would make a good Tui ad.*

Tui ad: Tui beer adverts have a statement on one side, followed by an ironic 'yeah right' on the other side. e.g. "We love doing the cleaning...yeah right". Iconic in NZ. "Frodo doesn't wear tinted contacts... yeah right."