(A/N)

Me: I promised that I was gonna update on FRIDAY but today is MONDAY lol!

Duncan: A promise is a promise and you didn't keep it.

Me: And that's coming from YOU who left Courtney and turned to Gwen then Heather and who know's who else!

Duncan: HEY, I didn't left Courtney.

Me: But there was barely enough DxC in the Total Drama Action!! And seriously Duncan the new episode SUCKED, I mean really? The All Seeing Eye?! That was the lamest Hero ever.

Duncan: Whatever. Speaking of the royal highness AKA the Human Cricket, where is she..?

Me: I don't know but Duncan do the disclaimer!!!

Duncan: Why me?!

Me: Because you're the only one here and I'm too lazy.

Duncan: *sigh* Disclaimer:MySiGGY does NOT own TDI or TDA or the book and or movie Time Traveler's Wife. I hope your happy.

Me: Very.

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(Courtney's POV)

A week past with 5 million dollars in our hand. Duncan explained to me why he cheated on the Lotto. He wanted me to be happy so we got the money to buy a big fat house. Actually I can't help but blush at the thought he did this for me… and the money. *sigh*

"Right this way Mr. and Mrs. DeTamble." The real estate agent told us as we walked through one of the big houses in Downtown.

"It's just so gorgeous!" I said with awe.

"Excellent choice ma'm but were not done with the whole house!" She continued

"Your going to pick a new one..." Duncan said as he sighed boredly. He knew what house we were picking.

"Can't you just let me see in gaze first!" I scolded him while whispering.

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We quickly left the big house and continued on to the other that was up for grabs. It was a even BIGGER house that was in a valley near a vineyard.

"Duncan! It's beautiful! Way better then the other!" I said in astonishment when I stepped into the house.

Duncan let out a deep sigh and wrapped his arms around my waist.

"Not this one either Darling." He said while slurring the darling.

"Ugh!" I retorted while he grasped my hand while walking away from the real estate agent. She just followed behind.

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The next house was quite unusual, very blocky but when you go inside, VERY beautiful. It was like a little mansion! The wooden floors hold up by the patio and porch outside and back. The chandelier was nice also, crystals everywhere giving out a rainbow discoball when the light touches it.

"Now this is beautiful." I said while my mouth still agape and my shivers that wouldn't stop. It was in late January. Still cold, still snowing. BRR….

"And THIS is the one." Duncan said.

"Pardon me?" the real estate agent told us while she was eavesdropping. A big fat smile on her old crinkled face. She was smiling because she thought we were instantly buying this house at…. 1,200,000 thousand. Dammit.

"Uh, we'll just keep looking around!" I said gesturing Duncan to 'knock it off'

I pulled him over and clearly stated. 'I am not going to buy this house yet!'

He quickly nodded. And said… "But you gotta see the backyard." He said smirking his evil smirk….

"Ugh." I said while he grasps my hand again and pulls me to the backyard.

Now this time my mouth was clearly open.

"Oh…my…God… Duncan THIS is the one." I said.

He chuckled and smirked again.

It was a big backyard, patio and the biggest porch with tables and an umbrella and chairs for a nice cold refreshing lemonade. He smirked at me, eyes on mines like daggers, and he casually nudged me for attention and he pointed to…. The meadow.

I almost fainted. Literally. I fell on my knees.

"How the…" I said not believing what I see.

"Open the fence door, cut through the woods, the bushes barley whatever, you'll be there in no time." He said smirking evilly again.

"When was this house made." I said with a stern look on my face.

"5 months ago." He replied.

"We'll take it." I said with still the stern face.

"1,200,000 thousand and it's yours." The lady smiled and opening her hand gesturing for her to give her the loot.

"950,000." Duncan haggled.

"1,100,000" she replied glaring at us.

"Duncan just take it." I whispered so she couldn't hear us.

"920 thousand take it or leave it." He said glaring viciously back at her.

She then sighed taking the defeat and took out a form and said, "Sign here…."

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(A/N)

Me: Well this is a short chapter.

Duncan: This was the Shortest!

Me: I know!! But I am soooo lazy today… Next update Wednesday! I promise!

Duncan: That's what you said! And where's Courtney?!

Courtney: Over here you neandrethal!

Me: Where the heck were you?!

Courtney: Traffic.

Me: But this is an author's note!

Courtney: Again… Traffic.

Me: Uhg well READ REVIEW REQUEST

Pip pip cheerio!