Disclaimer: I in no way own any of the characters of Fruits Basket
Disclaimer: I in no way own any of the characters of Fruits Basket. I just use them for my random misguiding. And also Momiji is my favorite character. Only the most important characters like Kyo, Yuki, Tohru, Hatsuharu, Momiji, Hatori, and Ritzu will be in this one. Why Ritzu? BECAUSE he's a freak and I like him.
Random Days of Fruits Basket
Karasu- Guys! I have a great idea.
Karasu bounces into the room where everyone is sitting bored with their anime life.
Momiji: What would that be?
Karasu- We could start a band!!
Momiji and Karasu start jumping up and down and hugging each other over the brilliance of the idea.
Yuki: A band?
Tohru: I'm afraid I don't have much musical talent.
Karasu- Pshaw! You don't need talent anymore.
Kyo: Isn't that the point of a band? To have talent enough to play the music?
Karasu- (angry mark) I dun care! We are starting a band whether you like it or not!
Karasu somehow drags all of them to the local store to dress up for their upcoming role as bandies! She dressed Yuki in J-pop clothing, Kyou in rave clothing, Tohru in a princess outfit, and Momiji just picked whatever he liked.
Yuki: Shouldn't we all be dressed the same?
Karasu- But what would be the fun in that?
Kyou: That we would be one unified group not 5 different dressed people all put together!
Karasu- You…you hate me!! (cries)
Kyou: No I don't! I like what you dressed us in.
Karasu- (instantly perky) Good! Now let's get ready to rock!
Everyone: (sweat drop)
Shigure: You have to dress up too, Karasu!
Karasu- I have that covered!! (goes to change)
Shigure: Hehehe. I switched all of her clothes with clothes from Ayame's shop. Hehehe
Karasu comes back dressed in an extremely cute baby doll lolita dress, with long striped blue socks on, with 2 inch heels.
Kyou: Wow Karasu, you dress nicely.
Karasu- Oh hush! Don't make me hit you like I do Shigure.
Shigure: (nosebleed)
Karasu- (glare)
Momiji: You look really cute! (smile)
Karasu- Thankies (huggles) Now, rock on!!
Karasu skips down the hallway in her heels, followed by the grudging little group of oddly dressed people. She somehow manages to get them to a recording room that appeared from no where.
Yuki: When did we get a recording room?
Karasu- You don't have one.
Tohru: Where did this come from then?
Karasu- No where!! (smiles)
The producer turned around to face them and looked oddly exactly like Hatori.
Producer: Welcome to my humble abode.
Yuki: Hatori, we know it's you.
Hatori: No you don't!
Karasu- (whispers to Hatori) That kind of gave it away. (talks to group) Come on! I have the song waiting to be sung!
Karasu ushers everyone into the sound booth and makes them put on headphones where the song will be coming out of. It sounded something like this.
This is the song that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it
forever just because…
This is the song that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it
forever just because…
This is the song that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it
forever just because…
After about ten minutes of singing the song the band finally got cross and wouldn't sing another word of it.
Karasu- But this song isn't supposed to end!! (cries)
Tohru: I'm sure you can find another song for us to sing. One that entertains the readers more.
Karasu- I have just the song!
Karasu goes out and changes the song lyrics with the producers. She goes back and ushers everyone to start singing. The new song went like this.
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
Karasu- YAY!!
Momiji: That's my favorite song!!
Karasu- Mine too! Its sooo catchy.
And now readers. This is where I leave you this chapter. Will the band ever pick off?
Kyou: You know it wont.
The narrator claps a hand over Kyous mouth to make sure he doesn't give anything away, not that he gave anything away anyways. The narrator looks both ways before suddenly disappearing.
Tohru: Now who will tell the story?
To be continued…..
…..or not.