Disclaimer: Yes. I own both Torchwood AND Doctor Who. I bought them last week. Uh-huh. (Please don't tell me you're that gullible?)

A/N: -creeps out- Er... hi? I'm so sorry for the wait! My mom surprised me with a trip to see my friends in Colorado about a week ago, which was fun, but I felt bad for not putting up a warning. Anywho, anyone ever been to the Elitch Gardens in Colorado? The best rollar coaster in the world is offically Boomerang. It loops about three times, and then it does it backwards! Fun, right?

"So, you've been spending your whole day doing this list?" Owen asked, lifting an eyebrow while studying the list.

"Uh-huh," Jack grinned.

"And you haven't been arrested for harassment?" Asked a surprised Tosh. The Doctor and Rose exchanged grins,

"Nope!" The Doctor grinned, "We're more cunning than that, Dr. Sato."

Toshiko blinked.

"Sounds like fun," Ianto said, looking at the list over Owen's shoulder. Owen glared at him and shoved him away,

"Get your own copy!"

Ianto rolled his eyes and muttered something about 'a highly immature doctor'.

"Is this where you've been the whole time?" Gwen asked, sounding a bit angry.

"No…" Jack smiled at Martha, "We've saved at least two worlds and forty lives."

The Torchwood team exchanged looks.

"So… are you going to stay now?" Ianto asked Jack softly.

"Weeeeellllllll, we still need to finish the list. We're only on the eighth thing, I think."

"So basically you just came back to brag that you're harassing innocent people and we're not?" Owen questioned sarcastically.

"Which," Tosh broke in, "Is completely wrong."

"Actually, we came back to see if you wanna have some fun and finish the list with us," The Doctor grinned and bounced on the balls of his feet.

The team exchanged looks again.

"Sure," Ianto shrugged.

"Ianto," Gwen began disapprovingly, "You can't be serious!"

Ianto shrugged again, "Why not?"

No one really knew what to say after that, but to say 'yes'.

So the Doctor herded everyone into the TARDIS.

The team looked around, eyes wide,

"It's-it's bigger," Gwen began, and Owen finished her,

"On the inside."

The Doctor and Rose smiled, while Jack kept a watchful eye over everyone, and Martha spoke to Tosh, answering her questions to the best of her ability.

"Blimey, I oughta start charging entrance fees!" The Doctor grinned as he set the coordinates. Martha rolled her eyes and turned back to Tosh.

"That's about right…"

The TARDIS shook as it traveled, throwing everyone around. The Time Lord and Rose were in hysterics by the time it stopped (naturally), Jack and Martha were grinning like mad, but the Torchwood team were all glaring.

"Couldn't have warned us?" Owen asked sarcastically.

"Nah, that would take away the fun!" The Doctor said gleefully, looking for the world like a hyper schoolboy. And because of his last dare, it was much easier to picture for Martha, Rose and Jack.

"So… what now?" Tosh asked while getting up and rubbing her bruised wrist.

"We do the dares," The Doctor grinned, "Torchwood, get ova here."

He pulled out the straws.

"Straws? We're drawing straws?" Gwen asked while eying the offending objects skeptically.

"Yep," He said it like it was obvious.

Ianto took the first straw, than Tosh, Owen and Gwen. Owen had the shortest one.

"Owen," The Doctor pulled him over, but was interrupted by Jack,

"So, are the newbies gonna go, and then us, or what?"

The Time Lord pondered for a moment,

"Nah, we'll just all draw straws next time. All right, Owen," He whispered something into the doctor's ear.

"What, seriously?"

"Yep!"

"Okay…"

"That's the spirit!"

Here we go, Torchwood! And I refuse to believe that Tosh and Owen got killed. It did not happen in my household xD