"adny dont be so rude," dumbledorn said corrsily. "sopiha is v. baeutiful so every1 fancys her,"
andy began raghing about stupid alex gaskat and da fact that hes in love withv me already, ckhrist almighty what is with these baffonns today?
"I HAVE ARIVED MOTHERFRICKERS," chris motionless shoted, coming in with th rest of the sexii band.
"U w0t m8?" dumbledorn said in a punkily way. "Where da fuq did u come from?"
"I have come to propose to the girl I luv," Chris said gothly. (Cause Chris Motionless is an Goth). He pulled out an emo ring with a bleeding hart on it and got down on one nee.
"will u-"
"FUQ OFF!" I SCREAMED. OMG I HATE EVERY1 ITS NOT FAIR CANT PEAPLOE JUST LEAF ME ALONE. ITS LIKe being a GODDANM celebrety.
OMG. wat if they found my tumbleinrg blog? I have 100000000000000000000000000 followwers on it so im famouz obviusly. Plsu, beign royalty means i am in the paprs a lot becuz every1 wants 2 dres lyke me. (PS LYKE# IS THE COOL WAYTO PSPELL IT)
All of a sudeen, Io heard a vvoice,
"hocusy pocusy, get sohia out of this hallousy," said proffesor mac'grinlinggz. i fled, tearz of blood and gothicness flowing down my pale cheeks.
i heard some1 follow me.
"who is it," i sed.
"who do u think it his," gte sperosn sed spedictevvbily.
"idk do i wtf r u doin here anyway," I sed sacastkacitlly.
"wud u cjange ur mind if u new it wus me," sed da ps[erson. dey amerged from da showdoy shawdos and i gapsed. it wus ricky horhro olson!
"daym boi will u be my hubby," i sed. he nodded and gave me a wedding ring wiv hello katty on it.
"thanku," i sed. "but wot bout adny m8?"
"idgaf bbz," he said gothlu.
"no stahp," i said tragededly. "i can do dis shizzle. nady iss my husband not u. ur hot but sowy."
he ripped out a nife and held it 2 his throt.
"mary me or els!" he hissled fretiningly.
OMG i hav a hugg dilemmA!
this capchtr is dedactard to my m8 Morticia Blacksoul Motionless Biersack (datsh her real name) this ones 4 u bbz! Keep on reveowing!