Note: To answer the people who asked why Sasuke was clingy in the last chapter, its cuz that's how he used to be. Before Itachi killed their parents, Sasuke was always with him. I just built off of his past brother complex. And don't forget that Itachi did everything he did for Sasuke! He even planned for his little brother to kill him!

Disclaimer: Fuck this shit! I wanna buy Naruto!

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Chapter 10

Itachi Uchiha woke up to find his younger brother salivating on his left arm. The younger raven had sunk his teeth into the man's arm during the night, and it didn't seem like he had let go since. The man groaned as he tried to shove the boy off. It had been a few days since his brother had run away from whatever problem he was having with his roommate, and this was the fourth morning that he had woken up this way. Deidara was going to be even more cranky than the day before because Itachi had been forced to stay by his brothers side since he got back. What he would give just to kiss his darling without being interrupted by his sibling.

Itachi poked the teens cheek, and Sasuke stirred. "Wake up."

Sasuke released his brothers arm from his mouth. "What day is it?"

"Saturday." Itachi said as he examined the wet teeth marks on his flesh. "You can't skip today."

"Why not?!" Sasuke glared at his brother.

"Because I'm responsible for your education."

Sasuke snorted. "Sure you are." He put his head back down on the pillow.

Itachi pushed him off the bed, and glared down at him. "I am if your sleeping at my place."

"Fine!" Sasuke growled as he stood up. "But your driving me."

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Iruka sighed as he handed his adopted brother a cup of green tea. "So that's why he hasn't been in school?"

"I guess." Naruto said as he took a sip of his drink. He had just finished telling his brother what had happened. "I haven't seen, or heard from him since."

"Young love is so complicated!" Iruka chuckled.

"Your still twenty eight!"

"But I'll be thirty before you know it." The adult responded wisely.

"Yea yea!" Naruto sighed as he turned around and started to walk. "And I'll see Sasuke in a month right?"

"Well that's not a positive thought." Iruka responded as his younger brother walked away with his arms stretched towards the ceiling.

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Naruto's earlier statement was proven wrong when he sat down at lunch. Though Sasuke had been extremely late, he still showed up for school. Not only that, but the raven was clearly doing his best to ignore the blond because when he tried to talk to him he walked away without even letting a "Hn?" slip out. It was clear that the two would not be talking for a while, and that they would have to find a way to solve their problem, whatever it was, before winter break.

Christmas was right around the corner and Naruto couldn't bare the idea of spending time with his family when he knew Sasuke would be alone in the dorms, and most likely still pissed a t him. The only thing that could shove the dilemma was to reconcile before the two parted till after the new year. But Sasuke did not look like he wanted to have anything to do with the blond at the moment. Though he hated to admit it, Naruto knew that he needed help, and that there was only one person he could trust to get the job done right. Sakura Haruno.

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Things seemed to be working out alright. It seemed like Sasuke had been kicked out of his brothers apartment, seeing as he was still on his side of the dorm, and Sakura would be there at any moment. Sakura was Naruto's oldest friend. They had known each other since they were kids. She had been the only person who talked to him when he got adopted and moved, and was the first person that didn't discriminate against him for being gay. The pink haired girl had a bubbly personality, that turned deadly when she got pissed, and looked after the boy as though she were his older sister. The girl had always looked after the young Uzumaki, though he did annoy the hell out of her at times, and had come accustomed to giving and receiving advice from him.

It was at that very moment that there was a loud knock on the door and an ever familiar yell following it. "Naruto!"

"The blond rushed to open the door. "Not so loud!" The boy hushed her as she entered. "How did you get in?" It was only now that he realized she had come from the main entrance.

The girl shrugged. "I told the guy in front the dorms that I was here to see my brother and he let me in."

"Like hell we're siblings!" Naruto gave her a look that said There's no way I'm related to a monster like you!

"Oh! You know what I mean!" She snapped as she looked around the room. "Nice to see you aren't living like a pig."

"I'm not that messy!" The teen protested.

"Yea yea." Sakura sighed. "So, why'd you call me?"

Naruto gave a sideways glance at Sasuke, and Sakura immediately understood. "Just wanted to see how my closest was doing."

She let out a sigh. "I've been the same." The girl said with a shrug. "Lee took me on so many dates that I had to ban them!"

"Haha!" Naruto laughed. "Serves you right for dating such a dedicated guy!"

Sakura hit him on the back of the head. "So what about you mister man killer? Get a new boyfriend yet?"

Naruto knew she had said the first bit on purpose because Sasuke, who had apparently been listening, fell out of his chair and hit his head on his desk when he attempted to get back up. "Shit!" The raven cursed under his breath.

"You ok?" Sakura asked, clearly pleased at her good work.

"Hn."

"What does that mean?" She asked Naruto.

"It means he's being a jack ass."

Sasuke snorted. "Says the mans man."

"Got something you wanna say teme!?" Naruto glared as him from across the room.

"Loads dobe!" The raven retorted.

"Then talk asshole!"

"What do you think I'm doing slut!"

Sakura, seeing that things had escalated quite far, intervened. "OK! That's enough! Now, I want both of you to spill it."

Seeing as there was no denying the girl, Sasuke sighed and looked away. "It's his fault anyway."
"How's it my fault your a jelous prick?"

Sakura hit the blond again. "You found out about his reputation right?"

"Why should I answer someone who I don't know?"

Sakura rolled her eyes. "I'm Sakura Haruno, Naruto's oldest friend. I don't know how long you two have been dating, but you'll never know him as well as I do so lets just skip to the part where I solve your little fight, ok?"

"How did you know we were dating?" The raven questioned her.

"Please" Sakura responded annoyed, "anyone could figure it out by listening to that fight."

Sasuke shrugged, she was right. "Go on then. Try to fix it."

"I will!" Sakura couldn't believe that her Naruto was with such a bastard! "You probably found out about Naruto's so called 'boyfriends' and without knowing the full story ditched him. Right?"

"Hn."

The girl rolled her eyes once more. "Anyway, here's what really happened. Naruto had a lot of guy friends and very few female friends. His male friends hung out with him a lot, but then they ditched him when they found out he was gay. Since Naru is as cute as can be, it came as no surprise when other homosexuals in our school started to surround him. He went out with a few but they all turned out to be total jerks. Some were psycho enough to stalk him, so I beat them up and forced him to go here for high school." Sakura, who had been smiling, suddenly glared at Sasuke. Her eyes were no longer friendly, but completely murderous. "If I even think that your somewhat like those guys" she grinned, "well, let's just say that you'll never see the light of day again."

Sasuke, though taken a bit aback, looked completely indifferent. "I see." He turned to Naruto. "Sorry."

Naruto grinned like the moron he was. "It's fine." He walked over and kissed the raven. "I still love you more than anyone else."

Sakura coughed. "Excuse me?"

Naruto laughed. "With the exception of you Sakura."

"Well" Sakura said as she got up, "seeing as my work here is done I'll be going now."

"Hn." Sasuke made shooing motions with his hands.

"Naruto" she said, "be sure to bring this one home for Christmas break."

"You ok with that?" The blond asked his lover.

"Only if you are." The raven responded.

"Then it's settled!" Sakura said as she exited the room. "See you next week Naru!"

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Note: Well I don't know about you, but I'm pumped for my Christmas special and hope that even the non-christian viewers like it!

Naruto: So I wasn't a player after all!

Sasuke: But I'm still good with the ladies! *grin*

Me: Not like you'll be able to get hard for one anyway.

Readers: Sicko!